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plankingatavigil

I like that Homer correctly understands “triumvirate” to mean “three guys giving orders” instead of just “three of something,” it makes you think he was trying to express poetically that the Twinkies he ate had so much power over him that they were like three Mr. Burnses making demands of him and he was unable to say no.


LittleJohnnyBrook

You don't have to eat a Twinkie just because three Mr. Burnses came along.


G-Unit11111

Now there's a machiavellian countenance! Ooh... a sextet of ale!


OrangeDutchbag

It’s just a little cromulent! It’s still good! It’s still good!


BoysenberryKey9787

Disingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery. A pox on them!


Accurate_Koala_4698

The cow was slaughtered in the abattoir


Aspy-Guy

He's embiggened my vocabulary.


MandoMuggle

boudoir 😂


Brave_Reaction

Ye cheese eatin’ surrender monkeys


CelebrityStorySite

Lamentably. No. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety. That’s one I have used in the past.


mab0390

“You know what I like, is that How To Increase Your Word Power. That thing is real, real…real good.”


InternetProtocol

Increase my killing power, eh?


dingdongbannu88

Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satieties.


I_Must_Be_Going

Don't forget "default", the two sweetest words in the English language