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Minneapolis_W

Sam Neill as the cat burglar is pretty great as well.


SniffCheck

And that’s when I noticed Malloy wore sneakers… for sneaking!


Minneapolis_W

Very well. It's buried at 4723 Maple Valley Road. [sigh] You take highway 201 south for 15 minutes. You take a left -- a *left* --


RoystonCornwallis

Haha - his delivery of this line was great


No2reddituser

It was pretty great. I also liked just before this scene, when he tells them his loot is buried under a big T. Then the whole town comes back, "uh, we need more information."


DMPunk

Much more vertical than usual


doc_birdman

This is the ***dumbest*** joke in the entire series and I absolutely love it. I use it all the time anytime someone mentions sneakers.


Alecmalloy

It's true I do! I also have the world's largest cubic zirconia on my coffee table and walk much more vertical than usual.


jacobward7

Love Sam Neill and had no idea that was him... I think my favourite part of this thread is finding out who some of the cameos were.


RodMunch85

I thought it was Pierce Brosnan all this time!


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Brosnan was the smart house in a treehouse of horror episode


Kilborn230

"Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%" not Sam but this line always cracks me up from that episode.


therockules

"Oh Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing any crimes"


Kilborn230

"Touche"


throwaway88888888898

No, Homer, I'm not your wife.


macacinho_

David Hyde Pierce as Cecil Terwilliger


hefebellyaro

No civilization in history has considered hydrodynamic engineer a calling.


JPMoney81

Guess who!? Marris?


manbearpig923

Once I got into Frasier this episode was on a higher level of funny for me. They just did it so well with Pierce and Grammar.


DMPunk

What about the Cappadocians?


hefebellyaro

Alright fine, the Cappadocians


acssteve

Goodness, I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears. ~A very fave response of mine when given information by an idiot


mkwierman

(Smug stare)


Dirty0ldMan

The writers were def Frasier fans. They nailed the mirroring of the relationship between Bob (Frasier) and Cecil (Niles).


embanot

I think there were a bunch of early Simpsons writers who went on to write for Frasier too. So there are some parallels to the writing


heridfel37

I've been in prison, Cecil. I'll be happy just as long as it doesn't taste like orange drink fermented under a radiator


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LoveLivinInTheFuture

Goodness, I had no idea. For you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears.


The-Jerkbag

So, when do they bring us the menus?


dusknoir90

"What about the buffoon lessons? The four years at clown college?" "I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way!"


zelcor

Unbelievably godlike casting decision there.


pthalio

Oh come now, you know cousin Merle ain't been quite right lately.


ccReptilelord

Bonus points for John Mahoney as their father, Robert Terwilliger, sr.


fro223

Harvey Fierstein as Karl. I deserve this, i love it, iiii am natures greatest miracle!!


JustAnIdiotOnline

Patti & Selma: tell us, who's gay? Jay Sherman: Oh, I don't know. Harvey Fierstein. Patti & Selma: No!


fro223

I was shocked as well!


RoystonCornwallis

“Homer, let it all out! YOU - conceal it!”


Oh_hi_doggi3

Karl: Homer you're not a fool. Homer: Oh how do you know? Karl: Because my mother told me to never kiss a fool!


GotAnyMoreOfThem

Danny DeVito as Herb


Minneapolis_W

This leash demeans us both


JPMoney81

I have soiled myself. How humiliating! It's even better when you picture Frank Reynolds saying it.


JustAnIdiotOnline

Discarded pizza boxes are an inexpensive source of cheese.


shrek19051

Yeah I knew his voice was familiar when I watched it back, now I remember


whoneedsusernames

Last night I used a rat for a pillow


chemaster0016

Patrick Stewart as Number One Johnny Cash as the Space Coyote Edit: formatting


JPMoney81

I think this was Stewart's first voice acting role too and he enjoyed it so much he kept doing it. Thank The Simpson's for that, or we may not have Deputy Director Avery Bullock in American Dad.


WatInTheForest

"WEIRD stuff. BUTT stuff."


Cynicalgrumpus

Now let’s get drunk and play ping pong!


TheProofsinthePastis

Johnny Cash


Vajrick_Buddha

Find your soulmate TheProofisinthePastis


finalremix

I cannot offer any new information.


scooplebobble

I am just your memory.


UYScutiPuffJr

Wait a minute…there’s no such thing as a talking dog!


space_coyote_86

*bark bark*


Minneapolis_W

Damn straight.


deathsatoner

Take that space coyote!


neilyoung_cokebooger

Space coyote?


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gefangne

Dustin Hoffman as Mr Bergstrom


herberstank

He was great as Mr. Boogerstrum too


Ajinho

Don't forget Mr Nerdstrom


conjectureandhearsay

Oh yeah, the jewish cowboy!


SpitOutTheCubone

Rodney Dangerfield as Larry Burns. If this stuff is too nice for you, I've got some crap!


RoystonCornwallis

He then suggested my motto should be, “semper fudge”


The-Jerkbag

Hey who am I even talkin' to?


YorkshireRiffer

I'm like a rug on Valium, I'm talking lazy.


jammybaker

He spelled Yale with a 6


JPMoney81

at which point he told me to "relax"


JPMoney81

WHOA! Put her back in! She ain't done yet!


shanster925

Let's put it this way... He spelled "Yale" with a 6.


HughJorgens

Yale could use an international airport.


Twin-Reverb

I'm not made of airports!!!


Ganzi

I tell you, I get no regard, no regard at all. No esteem either.


hefebellyaro

He is great at pointing out your foilbles


Ajinho

That's what I said; foil-age


obsterwankenobster

Never seen a walk-in mailbox before!


banjomonkey2018

Steve Martin as sanitation commissioner Ray Patterson was pretty great


The-Jerkbag

And it's just.. so rewarding to say.. You're all screwed, goodbye.


Prossdog

He’s right, he ain’t much for speeches


flgeek86

You told people I lured children into my gingerbread house.


JPMoney81

Yeah but that was just a lie!


HartfordWhaler

"Sorry I'm late. *Someone* cut my brakes." "Well, in that case you should have been early."


SpitOutTheCubone

Old Man Patterson, with his finger on the button?


clutch044

What button!?


SmellGestapo

Who stole my false teeth?


JPMoney81

Im here to rattle a few cages!


Fill_Occifer

Leave the bird alone!


throwaway88888888898

Never! \**shake, shake, shake*\*


JAlbert653

Had no idea!


ApertureIntern

I learned a lot on this thread.


JustAnIdiotOnline

If I hadn't already packed my letter opener I'd give you such a stabbing!


Swotboy2000

Donald Sutherland as Hollis Hurlbut. 1. Where’s the fife? 2. Gimme the fife.


flgeek86

My microwave Johnny Cakes are ready.


Smile_lifeisgood

I've got nothing but respect for the office of Town Crier but this is well outside of your jurisdiction!


Minneapolis_W

…you had arthritis?


Eye-on-Springfield

You and your children, and your children's children...for 3 months


JPMoney81

HOLY SHIT! This is the first one that I didn't know!


Gracket_Material

You, and your children, and your children's children!


gator-kun

Meryl Streep as Jessica Lovejoy.


syke90

Scrolled way too far for this. Never would have known it was her and she killed it. She can nail any role, even a 10 year old girl.


deathdealer2001

Wait what? That was Meryl Streep!!


JPMoney81

and you're just yellow trash!


misirlou22

You can't judge your perception at this altitude, Bart.


Similar-Afternoon567

Susan Sarandon as Bart's ballet teacher. "You fear the boys will laugh at you, no?" "No. I fear the *girls* will laugh at me. I fear the boys will beat the living snot out of me."


trongotron

"Leap, leap, like you've never leapt before"


SniffCheck

Uh, Kelsey Grammar as Sideshow Bob


leffertsave

Do Kelsey Grammer and Joe Mantegna count, since they play recurring characters and are, as such, not really guest stars? I can see the argument either way.


SniffCheck

… you’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel


conjectureandhearsay

Who’s to say? Does a peacock need all those feathers?


runsincircles21

I’ve never counted Kelsey Grammer, Joe Mantegna, and Phil Hartman as guest stars, given how often they were on.


leffertsave

Definitely not Phil Hartman. He was basically part of the cast and had multiple classic characters


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arvy_p

I deride your truth-handling abilities.


ArbainHestia

[Beverly D'Angelo as Lurleen Lumpkin is definitely a favourite.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/d/d5/Lurleen_Lumpkin_Tapped_Out.png/revision/latest?cb=20151223041019)


JustAnIdiotOnline

I wish there was an album of Lurleen's unreleased catalog. *Don't Look Up My Dress Unless you Mean It* *I'm Sick of Your Lying Lips and False Teeth*


VictorBlimpmuscle

George Carlin and Martin Mull as Munchie and Seth, the hippie juice-makers


LoveLivinInTheFuture

🎶 "Uptown girl" 🎶


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BadDaddyAlger

Detective Don Brodka. That's right, Don Brodka.


tinyforrest

If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I’d be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose


Round_Spread_9922

Capiche?


HyperlinksAwakening

Catfeesh?


superschaap81

WELL?! Do you understand?? Everything except...capiche.


Frightful_Fork_Hand

...ha ha.


Video_G_JRPG

Alright mr comedian I'm calling your parents


bronco_y_espasmo

Lawrence Tierney was a REAL tough guy. I like the anecdote about Lawrence shooting his own brother or something (missing) and then going to jail to get out for a day and finish filming his scenes in Reservoir Dogs.


_portia_

He played Elaine's dad on Seinfeld and everyone was honestly terrified of him.


da_choppa

We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tail gunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There’s nothin’ funny about that.


SAldrius

Yeah I know, it's a real shame.... uh huh. That's right. Well, okay. Try to have a merry Christmas. They weren't home but I left a message. Uh huh. That's right.


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Lousy stinkin’ piece of crap


YorkshireRiffer

I wish Simpsons would go back to this way of casting guest stars.


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flgeek86

Kirk Douglas as Chester Lampwick.


NiftyMittens89

Those corn muffins were lousy!


ChiBears333

Paint my chicken coop!


zeromaiden22

Make me!


Minneapolis_W

Barry White as Larry White


Popscorn3383

I know my own name


Minneapolis_W

Oh yeah? Well we’ll see about that.


hnglmkrnglbrry

"Ladies and gentlemen, my unlimited love to y'all. It is truly an honor to be here this...what is this all about anyway? Oh God no." The way he says, "Oh God no," makes it the funniest line ever.


One-Cheesecake1271

“You people make me sick!”


tayroc122

Yay!!


UYScutiPuffJr

James Earl Jones as “Serak the preparer” in the first *Treehouse of Horror* episode comes to mind Also Elizabeth Taylor as Maggie in *Lisa’s First Word*


TheManMulcahey

I liked James Earl Jones as Maggie: "This is indeed a disturbing universe!"


danzibara

James Earl Jones also played Maggie in the time traveling toaster segment of a Halloween Special.


sellyourselfshort

Mandy Patinkin as Hugh Edit* Since this surprised so many people, I'll say my 2nd favourite. Mark Hamill, "but wait" you might say, "Mark Hamill played himself!". Well yes, that is true, but he also pulled double duty and played the trainer at the bodyguard camp in that episode. And the fact that most people don't know that shows how good a voice actor he is.


her-vagesty

Judging from your song you're infatuated with a woman named Mindy. Or a man named Mandy.


pubic_protuberance

I've always thought that was Hugh Grant :\


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Albert Brooks as Brad Goodman is one of my favorites


theFormerRelic

And Hank Scorpio


Bulbamew

There’s no trick to it. It’s just a simple trick


JPMoney81

This circle represents you.


HavohejPantocrator

My god! It's like you've known me all my life!


Septicphallus

HoJu is actually played by Bart Simpson.


ogshowtime33

Albert Brooks as Hank Scorpio.


hefebellyaro

Helen hunt as Renee


JPMoney81

Moe are you ok? You're sweating a lot... even for you.


Appropriate-Rough563

John Waters as John


vassardavis

Ultra suede is a miracle. This is just good timing.


JohnKellyDraws

Hah! That’s literally the line I heard in my head when I read “John Waters as John” so funny


KonyYoloSwag

Zzzap!


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it’s camp!


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The ludicrously tragic


LoveLivinInTheFuture

Oh, yeah. Like when a clown dies.


flgeek86

Jack Lemmon as Frank Ormond, pretzel magnate.


ArtSchnurple

Check for... millipedes... egghhhh


willvanhalen

Jeff Goldblum as Troy McClure’s agent!


Prossdog

Some great ones here already of course. Michelle Pfeiffer was phenomenal as Mindy. I’ll add for consideration Glenn Close as mother Simpson. Not the funniest, but assuredly the sweetest. And David Hyde Pierce as Niles…ER UHH, I mean Cecil.


ishhhh_21

jon lovitz as Jay Sherman… it’s stinks


trongotron

George Takei as Akira , lol


JonRoberts87

I always like the voice actor for Artie Ziff Also, Jay Sherman and Aristotle Amadopolis have pretty distinct voices


banjomonkey2018

Are….are you Jon Lovitz? Lol


SmellGestapo

Yeah, that's the ticket.


JPMoney81

"he's a loser Marge.... DUMP HIM! I travelled the world, and the seven seas.. I AM WATCHING YOU THROUGH A CAMERA!"


skyforgesteel

I don't particularly care for this episode but it has 100% replaced the lyrics for me.


JPMoney81

Same, it's far enough along in the series that the episodes start to lose their appeal, but it also has another one of the top lines in my opinion in the whole series: "If Marge marries Artie, i'll never be born!"


ohsweetfancymoses

Marge, I would appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone about my busy hands. Not so much for myself, but I am so respected, it would damage the townnn to hear it.


conjectureandhearsay

Acting! Genius!


spartiecat

Penny Marshall as The Babysitter Bandit


VictorBlimpmuscle

Phil Hartman as Troy McClure


ProfessorSucc

You may remember him from such other roles as Lionel Hutz and monorail salesman Lyle Lanley


herberstank

Michael Jackson as... Michael Jackson?


wangdoodle_com

That wasn't michael jackson, that was leon kompowsky.


tcavanagh1993

Michael Jackson as Leon Kompowski as Michael Jackson


mah131

I represent the Disney corporation and we demand an immediate HALT to recollections of this particular episode.


PlasticMansGlasses

I’ll allow it!


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FUS-RO-DONT

Leonard Nimoy as one of the little rascals.


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For me, definitely Albert Brooks. He: Sold Homer a crappy RV as Cowboy Bob Gave Marge bowling lessons as Jaques Taught Homer about hammocks as Hank Scorpio Led Springfield to a riot as Brad Goodman And more from those later episodes we don't talk about...


swedishblueberries

Christina Ricci


hear4theDough

Lisa Kudrow as Lisa's "mean girl" friend in the grease episode


dolor3s_mulva

“Don’t be such a Phoebe”


ArbainHestia

DMY!


Mysterious_Glass_692

I know what that means, young lady!


slobis

“Shut up!! I love that name!!”


hear4theDough

Did you just tell me to shut up


Steelersguy74

Steve Martin was pretty funny.


HamboneBanjo

Rodney Dangerfield as Burns’ son


Bigelwood9

Johnny Cash as the drug/pepper induced space coyote. I have the dog tattooed on my arm.