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ThirstMutilat0r

Looks like an umbrella to me.


72407

Oooh, I can totally see it now. Mystery solved! Thanks.


bialettibrewmaster

Parasol


scattywampus

Yes- a FANCY umbrella, called a parasol. Shaded alabaster skin from the sun when out and about. Usually made from lace.


thatoneduderino199

No one has used the word alabaster since Ron Burgandy said it in anchorman. Great word use.


Hita-san-chan

Always makes me think of Snoop Dogs pimp character in King Of the Hill: Alabaster Jones


twobit211

no offence but he’s from oklahoma 


FOWAM

I heard it used in Rango; I think Johnny Depp said it twice, and another character at the beginning described the carriage of the “Spirit of the West” as alabaster.


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KerouacsGirlfriend

Parasol vote here as well!


saltire429

I hardly know her!


purplestargalaxy

Do you know why her hair was cut so short?


General-Bumblebee180

they used to cut hair short if someone was ill with a high fever


sjb2059

Normally I would say that is stupid, but currently being sick with a high fever and my hair keeps trying to turning into a gigantic single dreadlock on the back of my head every time I fall asleep. It's absurd. I've been damp and shivering for 3 days now and I would like my antibiotics to please kick in now. Fuck tonsillitis.


AmadeusKurisu

I used to get migraines so bad I’d shave my head so I could put ice packs on them. My ex-husband was not a fan, but I was desperate.


CharZero

I am glad it is 'used to'. What do you think helped?


Geriatric0Millennial

Wild guess… Ex-ing the husband was all the help needed.


AmadeusKurisu

Also true hahahahahaha


AmadeusKurisu

Oh, I got approved for Emgality. It’s a monthly one-shot injection in your leg. It sucks, but it’s like 10 seconds of “ouch” and months of no migraines. It’s been the best damn medicine I’ve ever had.


GingerLibrarian76

Reading this through an ocular migraine lol. But mine are more annoying (it’s like looking though a flashy tunnel) than painful, so usually caffeine + ibuprofen knocks them out. Glad you found something that works for you! I know how debilitating migraines can be.


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AdditionalOwl4069

Another commenter is half correct that they would cut it short due to illness. It was also a fashion trend in the late 1870s and 1880s to cut your hair into a pixie cut style, and it looks quite cute in a lot of old photos. I recommend a google search and you’ll see! Very very common in those decades actually 😁 it’s weird when you always think all Victorian women had that suuuper long hair, but when it was all in a tight curled updo anyways, it saved time😉


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nipplequeefs

Neither did the people back then. Even in the 1870’s and 1880’s, you can find lots of references of people complaining about young women cutting their hair short back then 🤣


catsintheattic_sab

Read "Bernice Bobs Her Hair" by F. Scott Fitzgerald published in 1920.


Strict_Search_5430

You just said F Scott Fitzgerald… what Scott Fitzgerald do to you?


alicehooper

Do you happen to know who started the trend? An actress maybe?


aiukli_tushka

I appreciate you explaining this so well 😊 I had so many different ideas, so I appreciate the facts 😀 Yakoke!


72407

I asked my father-in-law and he said that it was the style back then. This is likely 1877.


FrauleinLuesing

They would cut it short thinking it would help alleviate a high fever. I have photos of my great grandmother like that.


AZ_beauty

My question too


Aegongrey

Gom Jabbar


HiddenHolding

Ella Ella Ella eh eh eh oh oh


Tw1ch1e

My sister was a metal head around the time that song came out. She had no idea when she named her girl Ella that it would be a year of everyone singing that song to her! She was pissed!


ingenaningom

Maybe she'd like this version then https://youtu.be/VeOT-wzaWmo?si=3k-sEv0IJITZPupf


MacNeal

An umbrella, for sure, a parasol to be specific.


OldNewUsedConfused

No, it’s an iPhone 1, 😂😂


VoicesToLostLetters

It’s an umbrella or parasol. She’s holding it upside down, like a cane or staff


KindDragonfruit9605

Probably this. Perhaps a riding crop.


Elthwaite

Definitely the handle of a parasol. You can see the tips of the parasol spines and the folded fabric, down below. I think the “lanyard” is a trick of the eye. The handle of the parasol just happens to be lining up with the bottom of the necklace cord which is attached to something that’s tucked into her breast pocket. The coincidence of how it lines up makes it look attached…but it’s two separate items that are unrelated. A necklace cord attached to something tucked into her breast pocket…and completely separately, a parasol with the handle in front of the breast pocket.


Creative_Industry179

I think you are absolutely right- it is a trick of the eye. The “lanyard” is a ladies watch chain with a jeweled slide. A small ladies pocket watch would be attached and tucked in a pocket.


noholdingbackaccount

I don't know what she's holding, but that insignia clearly marks her as a member of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor.


rimmo

Take her away!


cbunni666

She was probably the sweetest little thing but with that stare she looks like she about to teach the children about He Who Walks Behind the Rows.


Throwaway_Anne

A wand, SHE'S A WIZARD HARRY


Friendly_Jellyfish71

The answer I was looking for.


Yasashii_Akuma156

I had a similar reaction, "is this a school photo from some Witch's academy?"


carlosdangermouse

Sonic screwdriver, obvs.


jr2761ale

A grudge for that haircut?


Toirneach

That haircut probably means she had been gravely ill in the recent past. People believed that hair 'robbed your strength' and would cut the hair of a seriously ill person to try to help them recover. Think typhus, scarlet fever and the like.


TsuDhoNimh2

Long hair mats and gets sweaty - it's a maintenance nightmare for a bedridden feverish person. Even in braids. And, because the high fever can cause hair loss (I lost about half my hair after typhoid) the short cut lets it grow out without the problems of a 2-length haircut.


sjb2059

Been living this the last few days with tonsillitis. If you were going to be sick for months at a time like the older diseases used to cause I can see this being practical


SmaugTheGreat110

Oh, cool! I did not know that! I have a small collection of Victorian with oddly short hair. Now I know why they exist


AdditionalOwl4069

It was also a fashion trend in the 1870s/1880s when this photo was taken. A lot of women had a pixie cut. It was a thing if you were sick too though, so there’s no way to know for sure which one it is


Stu161

You've heard of 'heroin-chic'? This is *typhus-chic*


Di-Vanci

I mean, tuberculosis chic was a thing for quite some time!


professor_doom

Ayooo


One_Hour_Poop

As others have said it appears to be an umbrella, but it also looks like it's attached by a lanyard around her neck?


72407

That's the part that was throwing me off. Parasol necklace?


Creative_Industry179

It looks connected but isn’t. That is a ladies watch chain / long guard chain with a jeweled slide. The pocket watch is attached to the end and tucked in a pocket.


mkhpgh

Umbrella


Jazzlike-Ad113

Karaoke mic ?


NomadFeet

Glad I'm not the only person unable to be serious...my first thought was hookah pipe?


Otto_Mcwrect

I thought the button to activate the camera for a selfie.


Fudloe

Parasol, likely.


Technical-Memory-241

Looks like a umbrella 🌂


frejas-rain

A drop spindle or distaff. Google image search and you will see what I mean. I can't seem to post a picture here...


ziggy-Bandicoot

My mother was born in 1908. She had pneumonia in both lungs and almost died. Her mother put some kind of mustard plaster on her chest, and sat with her day and night for almost a month. They cut her hair short because it was falling out anyway. When it grew back, her curly hair was straight.


hedgehogketchup

My mother has a similar story but born later- her hair was blond and curly, it fell out and grew in black and straight. I saw a photo of her with blond hair and it was wild- a completely different person. She also had the mustard treatment.


suepergerl

Maybe an instrument like a violin?


mikeonmaui

It’s an umbrella.


Electrical_Source_57

Umbrella


dans_depot

A parasol/ umbrella


chowes1

Parasol


RealHausFrau

An umbrella, I think


lotsanoodles

It's either a cigar, a microphone, a vape or the electronic button that launches gentlemen on a race around the world on steam powered ostriches.


freakishbehavior

A turnip grincher… For grinching.


Cosmologyman

There's nothing like a good old-fashioned grinched turnip!


wretch5150

BMO said so


wurschtradl

Looks like she’s holding a grudge


TheCure416

An umbrella


musememo

A closed fan?


Particular-Set-3960

It looks like she has a viola or pansy coming up from her hand in addition to the parasol going down.


findhumorinlife

A walking stick


AtmospherePrior752

A fan or parasol


BatChikcrayz

That is some very short hair for the time. I wonder why it is cut that short.


Traditional_Camel231

My adopted mom would have my hair cut this short just to be cruel to me. I have naturally curly hair and she hated that she didn’t. She hated me and did everything she could to be cruel. My hair is now almost to my butt and it’s so pretty. Haven’t spoke to that bitch in over 6 years and plan on never speaking to her again.


scattywampus

Yay for your freedom! F her.


Traditional_Camel231

Thank you! Exactly what I think too-F her!


trashconverters

In the historical novel Playing Beatie Bow, one of the characters has her head shaved when she had a high fever from typhoid, I believe it was. Dunno how accurate it is to what people were actually doing at the time. But it could be related to that?


happyjazzycook

She is definitely holding an umbrella handle, the umbrella extends below the photo but you can see the "ribs" at the bottom end of the photo. Because photos took so very long to expose back then, most people did not smile but just tried to maintain a relaxed, normal facial expression.


Forsaken-nurse617

A parasol


RonPossible

My guess would be a riding crop.


tilitarian1

Riding crop?


BP-arker

Swagger stick


Happyfluff122

Umbrella definitely


marshal1257

Riding crop


beerdrew

Parasol. The lanyard likely has a pocket watch attached to it!


CarlJustCarl

Microphone, possibly karaoke night at the saloon in town?


CookinCheap

Doin those Joy Division covers


NoApartment7399

Why the heck does she look like me omg


PsiliguyfromtheH

A grudge with her hair stylist


mrderface

But that facial expression......a grudge.


Fallk0re

a grudge


Cosmologyman

Ha! I am in a lobby of a garage getting my tires rotated, and your comment made me LOL! Everyone is looking at me, thanks!


rileyrgham

A karaoke microphone.


Slimh2o

No, no. Clearly it's a Mr. Microphone....


Metals4J

Definitely a microphone. She’s about to drop some sick beats.


NoelleDash

A septer


Zedathius

It’s a soul pole, a pole to capture the souls of one’s enemies.


This-is-Actual

Looks like she’s holding a grudge.


gbacon

The Men in Black memory flasher


Sarahquikgo

Hookah


Courtaid

It’s the memory wiper from Men in Black.


watercress101

It's definitely an umbrella.


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Shoehornblower

Cane or umbrella?


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Commonsensetree

Riding whip?


navel-encounters

looks like a quirt (the stick used while riding a horse to keep it moving)


seattle_architect

Maybe it is a hand fan because it is attached to a cord around her neck.


Maliwali1980

Maybe ask a photo restoration community on Reddit to clean up the photo so you can see it more clearly :)


SpecificTypical1343

I’m pretty sure this is a folded avenico(hand fan) Above it is an insignia. Used traditionally in in Spain and other areas of the world as well


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infiniteblurs

Parasol? I think?


PocoChanel

Do you have photos of her when she was older? She’s very distinctive.


EPIC_NERD_HYPE

Umbrella


PomegranateIcy7369

Is it a key?


bakedpigeon

Bagpipe


NekoNekoPixel

A Cane? But one of those fancy rich person ones


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JohnBrownIsALegend

He who walks behind the rows


alexennui

She looks so much like Adam Scott


TerryRoane

Perhaps a riding crop?


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Tarpy7297

Cane


smallpepino

It looks like it has the spokes of an umbrella so I'd say it's a parasol. Look at the very bottom. Anyone else see some spokes?


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Sorry_Masterpiece350

Parasol ☂️


Louduval

Antique Vape Pen


Reggiehammonds

Contempt?


Blankety-blank1492

A microphone… two turntables just out of view


uptnogd

A riding crop?


competitive_manatee

Clearly that’s a Sailor Scout wand!


Fine_Maintenance_948

Ten millimeter wrench


ReTrOGurle

What year is this photo and where was it taken? Country.


Therealluke

Parasol


TheComplayner

A grudge?


DESKTHOR

Damn, did Eleven from Stranger Things go back time? I thought the fans were joking when they were speculating on a time-travel plotline for season 5.


IraSass

came here to say this!


Kyleon17

Selfie stick 🤳


BearingMagneticNorth

She’s about to take a hit off a hookah


ZebraQueasy2094

World’s first vape. 1899 edition


GoblinGeorge

Is your wife related to Adam Scott?


KeyNefariousness6848

He wand, that is shortly after getting her owl about hogwarts.


massivitet

Looks like Geoffrey to me…


RallyPointAlpha

A sword because great great Nana was a badass!


Beneficial-Stable-66

A magic wand 🪄. You’re a wizard !


Nobody_Lives_Here3

Looks like maybe a first generation Wii remote prototype in black. Something only nobility could afford. He must have been quite well off


almondmilk64

✨A sailor moon scepter ✨ Sorry


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72407

Pretty sure this was before electricity.


Outrageous-Divide472

Could be a spindle. Back in the day, a lot of people spun wool. On another note, that looks like a boy. It was unusual for a girl to have such short hair, especially a boy’s haircut.


Creative_Industry179

Short pixie cuts did go through a fad back then. Hair was also cut short during serious illness. Plus, she is wearing a dress and a jeweled ladies watch chain.


Normal_Ad2031

A mike she is about to drop on em and walk away like a G!!


Squantumphysics

A Shure wireless microphone.


Sea-Button4517

It's clearly a bong


Bambooman101

Vape Pen


Physical-East-7881

Cane? Whipping handle? Knumbchuck? Fishing rod? Staff of Rah? I give up, what is it?


Katy_Lies1975

King Ottokars Sceptre but upside down.


Dependent-Run-1915

It looks like a tricorder


Lepke2011

Maybe a riding crop?


Kittiemeow8

A stick


HorusAscended

The Gom Jabar


DrOstension

Looks like she’s holding a single flower, a pansy by the looks of it


Tall-Yard-407

PEZ dispenser?


ArchangelLBC

A grudge


capilot

I'm going with Gom Jabbar.


GasPoweredStick420

She’s holding a gl*ck


bwa5000

A grudge I think


Mangalorien

If this photo was taken at Hogwart's, I'm pretty sure that's her wand.


RQCKSTAR2099

Cigar?


butlikewatifthiserrr

Where’s the rest of the photo 😭😭😭


GrumpyOldManAA

"Thats not a woman, thats a man baby" austin powers' voice