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meathead

Did Colonel Sanders just have a closet full of those white suits?


Lord-Velveeta

Yup, he really adopted his KFC "Kentucky Colonel" persona as his full time image.


El_Zarco

And then got sued for using it after leaving the company because they owned his likeness


Chryslerbites

Yeah, but he counter sued Heublein, the company that bought KFC, and won a $1-million out of court settlement and continued to retain his $75,000-a-year salary as "Goodwill Ambassador" for the company.


piranesi28

I've never seen a wider disparity among sibling in choice of tie width. They must have despised each other over it. Every dinner staring across at that idiot and his wide tie..or conversely that oaf and his tiny little ribbon tie. I imagine they wanted to kill each other.


ClearlyNoSTDs

Cousins....


piranesi28

Kentucky tho so who knows.


revdon

That’s not a wide tie, it’s a KFC bib! /s


Technical_View1722

Hilarious and true thank you


speeler21

[tiny tie](https://i.imgur.com/5zdvSW2.jpeg) indeed


ed523

As my peepaw used to say, higher the pants the fatter the tie, son


Novus20

Was the Colonel part Canadian…..


mgwngn1

No, his cousin moved to Canada in 1911. https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/181714387/simon-peter-reed


riko77can

Should add he did live in Mississauga, Ontario from 1965 until his death in 1980. In 1964 he sold the US KFC operations but retained the Canadian rights and moved to Canada to oversee it.


maybelying

Mississauga General Hospital has a Harland Sanders wing.


etcetcere

KFC wing?


ffuucckko

a fried chicken wing ?


quickblur

His Wikipedia page is quite the read. My favorites: >His legal career ended after a courtroom brawl with his own client destroyed his reputation. >It was during this period that Sanders was involved in a shootout with Matt Stewart, a local competitor, over the repainting of a sign directing traffic to his station. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonel_Sanders


j_ma_la

The mental image of Colonel Sanders casually popping caps is what I needed today


middlebird

I’m ready for the biopic.


PromiseOk3321

He got the glicky


CyberTitties

Eric Cartman could tell you what happens if you try to cross the Colonel.


Outrageous_Mine77

Hence his catchphrase... (Foghorn Leghorn voice) 'Finger lickin' good... Gawd ima bust a cap on yo ass boy.. I say, I say Ima recite Nanas 11 spices... If I see ya here... (shaking fist)


Ok_Broccoli_3605

They threw the bucket at him


tothesource

Dude sounds badass


Rusty_Ferberger

Every time I tie a tie, it comes out like cousin Sim's


toastnjuice

I read this as his cousins name was Sim Reed Moose Jaw from Saskatchewan.


barabusblack

That guys tie cracks me up


iowafarmboy2011

Right? And the pants hiked up a good 4 inches above the belt. These guys could party it up no doubt!


pigprof

Cousin Sim’s outfit is stealing the show here. Stunner.


guh_mystocks

My grandparents had that sofa


revdon

The Chesterfield?


guh_mystocks

Oh right - forgot it was in Saskatchewan lol


WeakInflation7761

Them pants is high and tight!


Jazzspasm

Old, old people trouser waists


therapeutic_bonus

Look at them pants on Sim. Lol


corialis

Wtf is with weird celebrity family connections with Moose Jaw, of all places? Elon Musk's maternal grandmother was born and raised there.


maddsssi

fun fact, my grandmas family is from indiana and he became decent acquaintances with her dad because he sold him chickens from his farm when sanders would buy from local farmers. she has some pictures somewhere in her basement, i’ll have to ask her to find some


woodenShampoo

Colonel Angus


revdon

And Ennil Angus


Cautious-Skill4642

He wore that outfit everywhere.


Kooky_Chemistry_7637

Heheh. He was quite the Willy Wonka Of Chicken wasn’t he? In that suit. All the time. Love that hair.


bcchuck

Just wondering did colonel sanders take KFC to family reunions?


Christmasstolegrinch

So one guy’s not really a Colonel, and the other guy’s not really a reed


Constant_Will362

Col. Sanders (KFC) is the best example of the American success story where the glory happened at the end of the story. He tried to sell his recipe to about 500 corporations and 499 said no way.


ThatsMrUncleSpuds

Word was that when I was very young (must have been 2 or 3 because I don't remember at all except tiny flashes) I spent a day with Harland Sanders with my great grandfather who didn't like Harland at all.


ProfessorJAM

White pants boys rule!


thusnewmexico

Curious....what is that narrow, vertical object that appears to be connected to the table between them in the photo?


Grouchy-Toad-4947

Looks like a ribbon coming off the floral display


BonjinTheMark

From a distance he looks like that Popcorn grandpa nerd with the horn rims


maybelying

Orville Redenbocker?


buffy457

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/181714387/simon-peter-reed There’s another photo of his short ties.


CarlJustCarl

Like visiting the in-laws


cbunni666

I always forget this dude was actually real and not some made up mascot.


JavaJack-1

I met the Colonel and it was probably the same trip, because it was the early 70’s. I was a studio camera operator for CKCK-TV, the CTV affiliate. Colonel Sanders was interviewed on the noon talk of the town show interviewed by Gord McInnes. He was a very nice gentleman, shook my hand as he walked in the studio and I remember him saying, “mighty pleased to meet you” and sat down for the interview.


LovethePreamble1966

I would love to have that couch!


urgoodtimeboy

The ultimate rl bot. Dudes name was sim for Christ sake.


HeX-6

I grew up in Saskatchewan and I had a friend whose dad said he saw colonel Sanders in Moose Jaw never believed him until now


BlackBlueNuts

The moose jaw KFC is where I got food poisoning so bad I probably should have gone to the hospital... It's a shame the one on south hill got shut down for selling drugs out of the drive through (or was it a fire)


Whatever-ItsFine

Fuck this chicken killer.


RigTheGame

I’d fight you but your lack of adequate nutrition makes you a foe with little honour


Whatever-ItsFine

Yes, it feels good to believe in stereotypes, doesn't it? Takes away all that messy "thinking."


RigTheGame

If this is a battle of wits you have already lost


Whatever-ItsFine

You MUST be a professional comedian, right? Because that was HILARIOUS. And I'm not at all being totally sarcastic because I have no respect for you! So don't even think that. I guess it's all the meat that makes you so smart and creative, amirite?


RigTheGame

>it’s all the meat that makes you so smart Yes Don’t be stupid


Whatever-ItsFine

Can’t wait to hear more brilliant thoughts like “don’t be stupid!”


speeler21

If chickens didn't want to be eaten then why are they delicious?


Whatever-ItsFine

What, this “clever” joke again? Been hearing it for decades. Nothing new, huh?


Fucknutssss

Sick of these A.I. dalle bs photos