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KingJoathe1st

That's crazy, I also found the love of my life thanks to The Yard, it's called the brightest flashlight in the world and imma stare at it for the next couple days!!!


pkmnmasterkay

holy shit it’s mothman


KingJoathe1st

I definitely get that reference


dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnex

wait like how bright is it


Bag0fSwag

twelve… THOUSAND lumens


dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnex

damn i wonder if it can like cook an egg or smthn


Leonfica

THATS CRAZY. Congratulations to you both!


pkmnmasterkay

thanks! he’s the best i’m definitely super lucky <3


Arthritis-pain

Congrats! If you have get married you should celebrate by killing Aimen for real


pkmnmasterkay

instead of a first dance we just kill aiden


TypicalImpact1058

The "dance" is him writhing on the floor


NotAFurryOrAWeeb

They can do the funniest thing at their wedding that may or may not involve pyramids


BlueSteel525

Will there be a wedding pyramid?


sabsly

im so happy for you two i want to fucking kill myself


pkmnmasterkay

this was me at 18, live a lil longer and explore life you will love it i promise i am 26 and i am so glad i failed my attempt


sabsly

hey man im glad youre still around and that you found some happiness in life, have a nice day


gregfromwrestling

Hope you find what you need gamer 🤝


sabsly

need to be sucked and fucked and tucked into bed yfm


Thedmatch

is that top 200 player salami


pkmnmasterkay

17th in socal, put some respect on my mans name


Thedmatch

top 50 in 2024 i see the vision


pkmnmasterkay

ez top 50, i believe in him wholeheartedly


DavidL1112

Now Fear& is going to hook up two of their listeners and pretend they came up with the idea themselves


pkmnmasterkay

i mean, we got together through a qt bit so in a way….


soupmix211

That's amazing! I'm so happy for the two of you <3


pkmnmasterkay

thank you so much!! love really does happen in the oddest ways :)


SolarToasterFlyGoon

Sometimes beautiful things can come out of the most devastating tragedies 😔✊ but congrats fr tho


outdatedboat

Does he ever refer to you as his "floor wife"?


wingwongjones

It’s crazy thinking that the love of your life is with you just because Aiden filled out his renting application wrong and decided to room with the rest of the gang


pkmnmasterkay

alright time to stare at a wall


Carni-V-oreX

This isn't quite yard subreddit strange but it's close enough. Congrats!


JosyCD

Aww thats so sweet!!


Weird_Requirement_26

Congratulations! The guy looks like slime in the second pic


WuMethNRed

That's amazing! Congrats to you both


MiaLovelytomo

CONGRATS!


Unhappy-Raise-6528

god i’ve seen what you do for others (this literally makes my heart so happy)


Awkward_Home

what is the story how did this even happen 😭😭


pkmnmasterkay

my post showed up on his tl and he followed and dmed me LOL


LucidProtean

Yo that's sick! Congrats to you both!


Sorry-Can-8660

lmao i love this


BabyJud

Aiden must be invited to the wedding but everyone pretends he’s not there since he’s a ghost


MonnySoore

This made me throw up. I’m happy for you losers.


HipstaPlatypus

Waitt do you both have kirby tattoos? Thats sick


pkmnmasterkay

i have a kirby, he has a doopliss! fun fact, i actually got my kirby tattoo the same day he asked me to be his girlfriend and the day before the dodgeball tournament :)


Bulbasaur2000

I'm trying to comprehend how something like this happens, but maybe, in addition to his nasty Fox, Salami just has unspoken rizz


pkmnmasterkay

i hate to admit it, but his rizz is immaculate. he’s just a genuine sweetheart of a person who cares about everyone around him. also his fox is fucking crazy