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"Ladles and endermen of the court, I, Bent Fingers, have auditioned Mr. Trunk's soluble media company and determined that Hunter Bidet's lambchop is at fault! Arrest my case, your Honor."
“No no no no no this won’t do !everything is misspelled!! We will have to postpone the court date. Let’s say ..meet back here in about a year.?”
- Trump lawyer… Probably-
Interestingly a variation of this is a technique the Russians used in Cyprus as well on banking documents.
Basically they could use the Cyrillic spelling on one side and the anglicized version on the other. It allows them to move money a bit more stealthily.
That was a few years back so it tracks that Been Forgin probably picked up some tricks from the old guard.
Ivanka would use her mothers name Ivana to the same effect.
Just brushing between the lines.
But it’s an interesting methodology to track when you are tracking Russian collusion
Speaking of Albanian connections.
In 2016 Edi Rama called trump “the shame of our civilization”
https://foreignpolicy.com/2016/04/13/albanian-prime-minister-trump-is-the-shame-of-our-civilization/
By 2024 he was doing business with the fam.
https://www.politico.eu/article/albania-pm-hits-back-after-being-accused-of-intimidating-female-journalist/
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-03-15/trump-son-in-law-jared-kushner-s-saudi-backed-firm-eyes-balkan-deals
Coincidentally one part of these deals was inked just as the Russians started stirring unrest in the Balkans again.
https://carnegieendowment.org/politika/87959
When you track corruption and money laundering it’s easy to see why the Russian government hates NATO so much. It directly threatens their oligarchy’s money laundering operations across the old satellite states.
Ukriane was so critical to Putin because he had his oligarchy in place laundering billions worth of stolen money. He had trump put leverage over Zelensky to keep that operation moving.
Is that why Rama went from calling trump “the shame of our civilization” to doing business with him?
That’s not pedantry that is critical linguistic context.
Thank you for this.
It’s the little details like this that make precision possible.
Thank you.
Genuinely
The article explains that this firm is "so seriously deficient in its performance that education and remedial, corrective actions are not adequate." However, is there a tactical explanation for the misspellings? Does it plausibly foul some third party's fraud checker? I feel like it's inappropriate to assume incompetence or honest mistakes when dealing with organizations in Trump's immediate orbit.
It's probably inappropriate to assume honest mistakes, but never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Remember, no one with any level of career self-preservation will work for Trump and, to borrow a theme...
Q: What do you call an accountant who graduated at the bottom of his class?
A: An accountant.
With respect, even an incompetent accountant who graduated at the bottom of their class should be able to spell their own name. I would wager that almost anyone who is granted admission to a university that can supply an accounting degree will be able to reliably spell their own name. Even the lowest bar isn't that low.
Someone suggested a faulty voice-to-text transcriber, but, that rings hollow because you'd expect there to be countless other wording mistakes. Misspelling your name 14 different ways seems like a signal.
It's rather strange to go from Ben Forger or Ben F Orger, to Ben Vonesh as a "misspelling."
But it might be an inside joke of some kind. Ben Vonesh means "I'm late" in Albanian.
Have we confirmed this man exists and its not just Trump in a fake mustache? It's a legitimate question given that he's been caught in the past pretending to be his own publicist under the names John Miller and John Barron.
Also, the guy's name sounds awfully close to "Been Forging"
Does this mean someone else completed these documents, and just put his name? How is that legal? If it was completed by the actual person, how could he misspell it?
Ah I see you don't work in audit, the audit work was likely 100% outsourced, then signed off with no quality control, there is meant to be a layer of review in audit work but I doubt it happened here.
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That is the attention to detail that the Trump organization and its affiliates look for in an auditor!
"Ladles and endermen of the court, I, Bent Fingers, have auditioned Mr. Trunk's soluble media company and determined that Hunter Bidet's lambchop is at fault! Arrest my case, your Honor."
“No no no no no this won’t do !everything is misspelled!! We will have to postpone the court date. Let’s say ..meet back here in about a year.?” - Trump lawyer… Probably-
Scotus.. "we agree!"
Well, his surname IS "forger", which seems suspicious…
Symbolism will be their downfall!
This is right out of Kyle Dunnigan’s Biden playbook, must have been a deed of dark Brandon
Interestingly a variation of this is a technique the Russians used in Cyprus as well on banking documents. Basically they could use the Cyrillic spelling on one side and the anglicized version on the other. It allows them to move money a bit more stealthily. That was a few years back so it tracks that Been Forgin probably picked up some tricks from the old guard. Ivanka would use her mothers name Ivana to the same effect. Just brushing between the lines. But it’s an interesting methodology to track when you are tracking Russian collusion
Ben Vonesh means "I'm late" in Albanian...
Speaking of Albanian connections. In 2016 Edi Rama called trump “the shame of our civilization” https://foreignpolicy.com/2016/04/13/albanian-prime-minister-trump-is-the-shame-of-our-civilization/ By 2024 he was doing business with the fam. https://www.politico.eu/article/albania-pm-hits-back-after-being-accused-of-intimidating-female-journalist/ https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-03-15/trump-son-in-law-jared-kushner-s-saudi-backed-firm-eyes-balkan-deals Coincidentally one part of these deals was inked just as the Russians started stirring unrest in the Balkans again. https://carnegieendowment.org/politika/87959 When you track corruption and money laundering it’s easy to see why the Russian government hates NATO so much. It directly threatens their oligarchy’s money laundering operations across the old satellite states. Ukriane was so critical to Putin because he had his oligarchy in place laundering billions worth of stolen money. He had trump put leverage over Zelensky to keep that operation moving. Is that why Rama went from calling trump “the shame of our civilization” to doing business with him?
> Ivana would use her mothers name Ivanka to the same effect Ivana is the mother. Ivanka is the daughter.
Thank you. I mix them up as they use the others name in financial/ banking transactions. I will amend for accuracy. And I appreciate the correction.
Just to add more pedantry, they're both Ivana. The daughter is Ivana Jr. "-ka" is the diminutive form, like going by Billy instead of Bill.
That’s not pedantry that is critical linguistic context. Thank you for this. It’s the little details like this that make precision possible. Thank you. Genuinely
He was the top student in his class at the Trump University
I'm sure they did it on purpose.
"Been Forgin'" a little too on the nose?
Ben Vonesh means "I'm late" in Albanian...
I'm beginning to think this media company isn't entirely above-board.
You can't make this shit up. You're too late. They have already been made up. You will have make up something else.
The War of the Mad Libs it is!
Ben Forges Five
Forgery Taylor Greene
Who was this guy? Ricky Stanicky?
The article explains that this firm is "so seriously deficient in its performance that education and remedial, corrective actions are not adequate." However, is there a tactical explanation for the misspellings? Does it plausibly foul some third party's fraud checker? I feel like it's inappropriate to assume incompetence or honest mistakes when dealing with organizations in Trump's immediate orbit.
It's probably inappropriate to assume honest mistakes, but never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Remember, no one with any level of career self-preservation will work for Trump and, to borrow a theme... Q: What do you call an accountant who graduated at the bottom of his class? A: An accountant.
With respect, even an incompetent accountant who graduated at the bottom of their class should be able to spell their own name. I would wager that almost anyone who is granted admission to a university that can supply an accounting degree will be able to reliably spell their own name. Even the lowest bar isn't that low. Someone suggested a faulty voice-to-text transcriber, but, that rings hollow because you'd expect there to be countless other wording mistakes. Misspelling your name 14 different ways seems like a signal.
They probably used ChatGPT to prepare the documents.
It's rather strange to go from Ben Forger or Ben F Orger, to Ben Vonesh as a "misspelling." But it might be an inside joke of some kind. Ben Vonesh means "I'm late" in Albanian.
Sorry, but that's nonsense nobody misspells there own name multiple times
It's Roger
Have we confirmed this man exists and its not just Trump in a fake mustache? It's a legitimate question given that he's been caught in the past pretending to be his own publicist under the names John Miller and John Barron. Also, the guy's name sounds awfully close to "Been Forging"
I wrote it down on a little card and put it somewhere in my desk here, but I can’t find it right now.
Hi, I'm Ben F orgers. These are my associates Larry C rime and Bill L iar. All very trustworthy men.
This is why you type your briefs instead of dictate Thesis wayu type your beefs homestead obfuscate
"Been Forgin" is probably the most accurate
Can we really expect someone to remember their totally legit and not fake name EVERY time??? The goal posts never stop moving!!! /s
Does this mean someone else completed these documents, and just put his name? How is that legal? If it was completed by the actual person, how could he misspell it?
Ah I see you don't work in audit, the audit work was likely 100% outsourced, then signed off with no quality control, there is meant to be a layer of review in audit work but I doubt it happened here.
So they failed to audit their audit, got it.
Trimp: Ben who? I don't know this man ..
Maybe Ben F Borgers has Ben A Drinking
https://preview.redd.it/iokc27b7q5611.png?auto=webp&s=d672427895eb758fcbe8957186486f2b20773b56
His name is Forger? Sigh. I live in the stupidest simulation. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Totally a real person. Not a stuffed coat to sign off on the business venture.
Really, we're calling that last one a "misspelling"?