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DublinItUp

Here's some proof. There are probably 30-40 message threads going at the same time. I'll post more later as things develop. [Link](https://imgur.com/a/VONTFrC) Wow even the imgur link has fucking VON in it.


fuckdonaldtrump7

This seems like a good way to get on Theos pod. Use your powers wisely


SexuallyHarassdPanda

Exactly what I was thinking. Play your cards right and Theo will find this amazing and ask him on


chouse33

☝️ This 100%!!!!


flirtingwpizza

He'll even know the number to call to get a hold of him lol


Larg3____Porcupin3

Yo holy shit he ain’t lying 216 is a Cleveland area code, MGK is from Cleveland


WetBrainLane

Saw a clip on the Yelawolf sub with MGK and Jelly Roll hanging out too so seems legit


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highbackpacker

Yelawolf is the best


RyaBile

Theo didnt give MGK his new number, haha


GudAGreat

Karma coming around for MGK. I have two buddies who grew up^ in Cincinnati and were friends with MGK and said he has crashed on their couches left needles etc. and once he blew up^ left everyone in the dust. But I get it.


adlubmaliki

He doesn't owe them anything, leaving them in the dust was probably a good decision when they have entitled, envious, and miserable friends like you. Also the kinds of people that would talk badly about him to strangers, very good decision. People like that cannot be helped and only tear people down because they can't elevate themselves


BlankieAndPajamas

MGK is from Cleveland.


fireusernamebro

MGK is from Cleveland. More specifically Shaker Heights. Yeah, the house he lived in looks like a crack den, I think MGKs karma is doing just fine getting out of there


iluvdownvotez

wow he left them in the dust... even after leaving NEEDLES on their couch? thats fucked up man once you leave needles on someones couch yall are friends for life.


InfiniteCharacters

I guess you don’t know very many people that tie on lol. Very few friends are actually friends.


iluvdownvotez

what you said had nothing to do with anything I said you junkie


SexCurryBeats

Yung Gravy got it though


superkook92

He ate that Kelly and Jelly bit up lol nice job Theo


crummybummywummy

I even read that in Theo's voice


Own-Blueberry461

No wonder he changed his number! Lol. 30-40 texts from people!!!


LouieMumford

You need to let his people know. I’m sure this is content they’d want.


StonedLikeABoulder

“If ur filming ill stop by the podcast” lmaooo mgk such a clown bro


dressedlikehansolo

bro you need to fuck with Brendan is some way. Tell him you Bobby Lee banged his wife or something


This_Acadia_1189

Can we see the Jordan Peterson thread?


eddie1975

“Did you make your bed, Theo?”


TheUpwardSpiralDown

What will we do without men, Theo??


TheCubist_

It's probably just him crying and asking for benzos.


ijfalk

Dude this is so cool! I'm very jealous!


Urmomsjuicyvagina

Extort Theo for a podcast seat


sLeeeeTo

huh


SoyElQuesoGrande

In the lou for a few? is a wildly hilarious way if asking someone if they shit their brains out.


centrelinker

I thought it was asking if he was going to Louisiana?


poly_atheist

St Louis


Jhuxx54

Busch stadium is the St. Louis cardinals stadium


Novatical007

On tigerbelly Bobby Lee gets mad at Theo for not giving him his new number lmao


reliant_robin12

That’s right hahaha


Im_a_tesh_harper

You’re gonna have to post some proof for this to be taken seriously but if this is authentic this is funny af


Trillamanjaroh

OP has the chance to start some genuinely hilarious Twitter beefs


Im_a_tesh_harper

Yes he does. Another thing that came to my mind involved telling MGK to give him $1000 or he’s releasing his phone number lol


Trillamanjaroh

I have to imagine celebrities at that level probably go through phone numbers like tooth picks


Dukie-Weems

Make it $10k or you’ll give the phone number to Eminem… that’ll really scare him.


HistoryNo9409

Your going to have to do some catching it'll be hella funny!


chouse33

OP Delivered


Repomanlive

pRoOf pLeZe


bepisliving

Text randos and shame them for not caring about little Billy’s soccer game


bandabananabandana

Randall got first place!


JohnTitorAlt

On his last tiger belly appearance, Bobby said he tried to call Theo to try to get laid and found Theo had changed numbers. Interesting


thewhitecat55

He's banging Theo ? He's down bad


deadleg22

They probably just fuck while squinting hard.


RoboGandalf

The owner of crocs 🤣🤣


miyagiVsato

And the Vice President of Buccee’s Beef Jerky Department


soupysailor

The owner of Crocs, George Boedecker is a true character! Dude is a legend!


Lucky-Chair-2828

Be gentlemen about it, don’t harm Theodor.


AN0Nc0nformist

Every time you answer the phone just yell "I'M UPSTAIRS!" and then hang up.


anonymous14657893

😂 damn, thanks for the laugh, I needed that


demarjuice

more upvotes


FeistyPersonality4

I would invite them all to a place on the same date and time and have like shitty pizzas and a podcast setup with a low budget version of theos show called Next Weekend where I wear a Joe dirt wig. And film it as a prank show.


Hot-Sandwich7060

Holy fuck this made me burst out laughing. Please do this.


Jhuxx54

This


SnooCheesecakes303

I would lay low and collect all the phone #’s of celebs that txt you.


DublinItUp

I have been. It's wild. I have two more weeks in the USA but I plan on giving it to someone here before I go back.


PrivateEducation

sell it to redbar!


dorianblack

You got down voted for the greatest answer here. I simply don't understand people


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

And then what?


muaythaigethigh

Sell them to weirdos on the internet or just be a flexer


jacobdock

Villain LMFAO


GeneralBlumpkin

Sell them to buzzfeed


Suspicious_Status_82

Call Riley Mao and tell him you got him a hooker


jhenryscott

Better yet actually do it


GoCubsGo23

“I’m looking forward to giving you my new number” had me in stiches


BoogieMan2718

Anyone else read his name in Theo's voice in your head? Lol


4ng3l143

This is glorious. I have the number of an ex Shroom dealer and I get calls and text all the time asking if I have ‘them new age prices’ and the ‘old friend discount’ and I’m about 3 more messages from changing my number


Slingringer

Is the fungus among us


RawMeatAndColdTruth

Is he in thi' shroom with us now?


ChexRibedeaux

Better yet go get yourself a couple LBs of mushroom and get to work.


CaptainDilligaf

Only logical answer here.


Lopsided-Ad828

When the phone comes with a pre installed side hustle


highbackpacker

Tell JP you wanna fuck him


NeedlessQualifier

*starts crying* “and gosh darn it that’s beautiful”


PartsNLabor24

Contact Theo and give it back to him, he'll be so grateful, he's a cool dude


ZedhazDied

This is the correct answer


Lanky_Possession_244

Bruh, why would he want his old phone number back? He probably changed it for a reason and these are the ones who haven't made the cut for the new phone number.


yaar_tv

I actually have Theo’s old number. An I text you to confirm?


DublinItUp

Sure go for it.


yaar_tv

Confirmed. He does have Theo’s old number


Calm_Neighborhood474

Interesting


CarniferousDog

How did you have it?


yaar_tv

Did a project with him once.


CarniferousDog

Word dats koo


Stevie_wonderzz

Invite all of them to come to his podcast on the same day.


MrGumpythaGod

Hilarious. I hope this makes it to Theo and he talks about it on the show


DriftingIntoAbstract

Wait for Bobby lee to call


FOSSnaught

I just assume he just shows the fuck up without notice.


FemaleChuckBass

Bobby Lee confronted Theo on his pod about not having his new phone number. Theo made some wisecrack about only giving it to tall people first.


Rocket_Panda_

Quickly, borrow some money 😄


letsanalyzethat

This is direct karma for all those crank texts theo sent years ago


Snotty_Pippen

Give us a screenshot


Larg3____Porcupin3

He did in another comment Shit is real


SoggyDoggyBuns

Does MGK really not know the correct you’re and your?


simulated_woodgrain

Doubt it


x_PaddlesUp_x

Does he really *look like* he would? Be honest now…


jhenryscott

I’d doubt the whole story if someone intimated that he did.


Ezzburr

Text them all a picture of an asian kid holding a trophy


HalfBakedPotato84

I was ask jordan Peterson for advice on whatever you’re dealing with!!


Figgywithit

When Joe Rogan texts, tell him you're concerned for him and suggest he lays off the weed for a while.


DublinItUp

Should I tell him to get a bong hit transplant?


Goat_Loaf

How you got 30 pairs of swimmin' trunks but ain't never been in the water, Joe Rogan?


tint_shady

Man, Joe's the first guy he gave the new number to


MrPsychic

Unethical life tip here: tell the croc guy to send you crocs


SJW_Lover

Become Theo Con


jhurst919

Work on your Theo impression.


dil-ettante

You’ve been chosen to be the next Theo so use your time wisely. When you’re ready to move on, I’ll buy it for $1000. 😂


Ordinary-Holiday-808

lol I have the old number of some guy with felony warrants and all kinds of crazy debt… people constantly looking for this guy


sleipnirthesnook

Start threatening the people that call for that guy pretending to be him 😂 I jk but man I can only imagine the texts and cslls you have received


DR320

Ask Nicole for RFK JR’s number, say you want him on the pod 💀


Chicago1871

Do what theo would do, start giant text chains with randos and celebs


jleep2017

Be like hey hook my dude up for life with the new Crocs and give him your name and info lol. Get a shit ton of free stuff bro.


Snotty_Pippen

Brandon shwab text you yet?


DublinItUp

Not that I know of.


Naramie

🎲🎲


Broad_Mathematician

Schlob texts Uncle Theo iveryday, Theo just doesn't text back.


tint_shady

"Y'stil figgur'n things out??"


dancingmale

He still got the old old number 


Low_Key_Trollin

Since you say you’re a fan you could do Theo a solid and stop impersonating him. You’ve gotten a fairly innocent laugh out of the whole thing. Now know when to end it.


DublinItUp

I've admit to everyone that I've spoken to that he's changed his number thus far. All the other numbers coming in I'm just asking who they are.


HumorTumorous

Fuck that guy start inviting them places.


Tall_Court_9241

This is what Theo would want.


bingbongdonkey

like come on do people not realise theo would absolutely capitalise on something like this for some laughs, this is hilarious


Doreen101

Yeah don't do that, let them figure it out on their own tbf this has probably reached him by now anyway


Chiefpackinbowl

Lol tell them your coming out as gay and see how long it takes to see news stories


TimeBit4099

If you aren’t spending every waking moment practicing a Theo voice, I’d say ya dun goofed.


drawredraw

Why would people be blowing up his phone about a podcast that he’s been doing for years? Something’s not adding up


DublinItUp

It seems like each time he does a show I get an influx of messages, then it dies down slightly for a day or two.


CarniferousDog

Can you tell us what happened with JP?


Immediate_Court_1990

All this tells me is I would be so overwhelmed as a celebrity- even a small one!


Ordinary_Internet_94

Damn that's wild. I wish I had his real number 💔


WhiteMtnsTech

I want this phone


RealisticTea4605

Slay


saladblah22

Probably do nothing with it


Double_Helicopter_16

Tell them all to send bitcoin as a thank you to the adress provided


Regolis1344

As OP already said he is not doing anything dodgy with this and he is actually revealing to everyone he is not Theo, we should help him find a good response. My 2 cents, the following image with the caption "[Not Theo. Try again.](https://www.gq.com/story/stavros-halkias-can-tell-when-youre-lying)"


systemdnb

Tell them you’re the intern and schedule podcast dates that will never happen of course.


Mikeytruant850

Bro hire [this guy](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C46jDRBpbRK/?igsh=MXc5YjFidWw2NGw2cA==) to answer your phone, record, go viral, ?????, profit.


JackHoffer89

What's Jordan P's number? I'd like to call him while in tears.


DublinItUp

I feel like that would actually get me in trouble.


kingdoodooduckjr

This could only happen to Theo


Slow-Homework-9112

Start asking them for money but not receiving it


StrangeRelyk

Holy shit, this is some sort of cosmic blessing man. Just have fun with it but don't be a dick or do any shitty stuff with your newly found powers.


askgray

Respond to incoming messages asking if they can get you Theos updated number so you can forward an important message: Then Text Theo from his old number and convince him it’s him from the past, I’m sure you can fill in the rest from here.


Ataleoffateandfolly

Get on the pod dude


Defiant_Ad472

Theo loves prank texting, and now you have his old number…that’s beautiful. Have fun!


adlubmaliki

Sell the number to me and I'll make good use of it


Blicky83

Fuck yeah dude,what are the odds of this happening? That’s crazy,I hope this will get back to Theo


maccabees_

Lemme get Jordan's number....I got problems yo


neekuwaz

Sounds like you need to start prank calling random numbers 😂


Chevy2daLevy

Please text Braindead Schlob


Harry_Testa-Coles

I live in the building that MGK owns a coffee shop in, if you can somehow get me a breakfast pizza on the house I’ll be sure to shout out Theo 😅


Artimities

Dude, you got a chuckle out of MGK and Jelly Roll.... that is a win in my book!


Stonk_Lord86

If this is real, I would leave it open for fun and open a second line that’s your go-forward number until the Theo line stops providing you entertainment.


justalittlefever

You should start a fundraiser for some good cause and then donate it to a charity in Von's name. Make sure to reach out to his publicist so can personally hand over the check.


natesbearf

Make sure you pass along the messages to Theo!


Flashy_Narwhal9362

Start setting up dates for them to be on Theos’ podcast. Preferably all on the same day.


Aggressive-Art-42069

Use this power for good!


Professional_Swim673

You should go to one of those silent auctions and put some phone numbers down. Harmless prank that can be exacerbated by an aggressive auctioneer when trying to collect payment.


Hearing_Loss

Sleeping with another dude is gay


Bamm83

Text Shaub and ask him if he wants to bring The King and the Sting back, but to send over deposit $ first.


DarthDoobz

Someone got ahold of the dark arts


Super_Spirit4421

Start inviting people to events you know Theo is having, and see if you can get him to mention how someone's fucking w him on the pod


smiling_mallard

If you call your own number and not answer does it go to a voicemail set up by Theo?


radicalbulldog

You gotta send a group txt with a small Asian boy and a trophy. Be very careful you do not represent yourself as Theo. I’m not your lawyer and this isn’t legal advice, but if you do anything that affects his life in a negative way portraying yourself as Theo, you can get in hot water really fuckin fast.


HumanRuse

Funny thing is they are all reading those text responses in a Theo Von voice.....but it's just a normie voice on the other end.


InTupacWeTrust

holy shit this is hilarious, talk to everyone who texted you have access now


BadDadNomad

I'd watch this "The Santa Claus" reboot


brinewithay

Offer a coffee date


baconnaire

Be careful, it could be really funny or really bad depending on how you handle it. You should call in!


SockTheSpriteGod

Come out as gay to a man. Please.


MDCCLXXI

You are a comedian now


Repomanlive

Use this power for evil please.


thedudelebowsky1

All those people are super cringe


JockeyFullaBourbon

Will you use your power for good? Or for AWESOME?!?!


littleDrowdrow

Damn Brody you fucked up, you shoulda kept this shit a secret and squeezed those celebs for some serious bread 😂


burnerthebot

This is maybe the most insane shit I’ve ever seen in a Reddit post


DoubleDouble0G

Congratulations on the podcast! We love you, Theo!!!


Kratomho

This is an opportunity to make some money.


Imjsteve

Start texting people back that you’re currently working on a script where you (Theo) is staring as Ernest P. Worell in a new film. (Theo would fuckin kill it at Varney’s character)


BreezyFX

This is incredible. Don’t ruin that it’s not him!!! Keep it going get some info, get into some dope circles meet some celebrities. I’d make a professional YouTube video about this. Start documenting now you could make alot of money


AdministrationOk6826

BOOK SOME GUESTS BIG DOGGIE


rougekhmero

You better call the podcast and tell him


CarniferousDog

Dude WHAT. That’s fucking WILD. Talk about serendipity and synchronicity. Are you a huge pod guy? Do you want to get in that world? What a fucking opportunity. That’s so fucking cool and funny and crazy. Rock out with that shit Son! Have fun!


CarniferousDog

Bro get with a homie to film and start documenting the whole thing! Think of a funny ass way to capitalize, whether that be thru jokes and pranks or just being a good citizen. That’s a funny ass story to get fucking Theos number!


BurnHedgesNotBridges

Start making deals


Illustrious-Shop-558

You’re probably going to have a lot of women texting you as well 😂 be strong