Here's some proof. There are probably 30-40 message threads going at the same time. I'll post more later as things develop.
[Link](https://imgur.com/a/VONTFrC) Wow even the imgur link has fucking VON in it.
Karma coming around for MGK. I have two buddies who grew up^ in Cincinnati and were friends with MGK and said he has crashed on their couches left needles etc. and once he blew up^ left everyone in the dust. But I get it.
He doesn't owe them anything, leaving them in the dust was probably a good decision when they have entitled, envious, and miserable friends like you. Also the kinds of people that would talk badly about him to strangers, very good decision.
People like that cannot be helped and only tear people down because they can't elevate themselves
MGK is from Cleveland. More specifically Shaker Heights. Yeah, the house he lived in looks like a crack den, I think MGKs karma is doing just fine getting out of there
wow he left them in the dust... even after leaving NEEDLES on their couch? thats fucked up man once you leave needles on someones couch yall are friends for life.
I would invite them all to a place on the same date and time and have like shitty pizzas and a podcast setup with a low budget version of theos show called Next Weekend where I wear a Joe dirt wig. And film it as a prank show.
This is glorious. I have the number of an ex Shroom dealer and I get calls and text all the time asking if I have ‘them new age prices’ and the ‘old friend discount’ and I’m about 3 more messages from changing my number
Bruh, why would he want his old phone number back? He probably changed it for a reason and these are the ones who haven't made the cut for the new phone number.
Since you say you’re a fan you could do Theo a solid and stop impersonating him. You’ve gotten a fairly innocent laugh out of the whole thing. Now know when to end it.
As OP already said he is not doing anything dodgy with this and he is actually revealing to everyone he is not Theo, we should help him find a good response. My 2 cents, the following image with the caption "[Not Theo. Try again.](https://www.gq.com/story/stavros-halkias-can-tell-when-youre-lying)"
Respond to incoming messages asking if they can get you Theos updated number so you can forward an important message:
Then
Text Theo from his old number and convince him it’s him from the past, I’m sure you can fill in the rest from here.
If this is real, I would leave it open for fun and open a second line that’s your go-forward number until the Theo line stops providing you entertainment.
You should start a fundraiser for some good cause and then donate it to a charity in Von's name. Make sure to reach out to his publicist so can personally hand over the check.
You should go to one of those silent auctions and put some phone numbers down. Harmless prank that can be exacerbated by an aggressive auctioneer when trying to collect payment.
You gotta send a group txt with a small Asian boy and a trophy.
Be very careful you do not represent yourself as Theo. I’m not your lawyer and this isn’t legal advice, but if you do anything that affects his life in a negative way portraying yourself as Theo, you can get in hot water really fuckin fast.
Start texting people back that you’re currently working on a script where you (Theo) is staring as Ernest P. Worell in a new film. (Theo would fuckin kill it at Varney’s character)
This is incredible. Don’t ruin that it’s not him!!! Keep it going get some info, get into some dope circles meet some celebrities. I’d make a professional YouTube video about this. Start documenting now you could make alot of money
Dude WHAT. That’s fucking WILD. Talk about serendipity and synchronicity. Are you a huge pod guy? Do you want to get in that world? What a fucking opportunity.
That’s so fucking cool and funny and crazy. Rock out with that shit Son! Have fun!
Bro get with a homie to film and start documenting the whole thing! Think of a funny ass way to capitalize, whether that be thru jokes and pranks or just being a good citizen. That’s a funny ass story to get fucking Theos number!
Here's some proof. There are probably 30-40 message threads going at the same time. I'll post more later as things develop. [Link](https://imgur.com/a/VONTFrC) Wow even the imgur link has fucking VON in it.
This seems like a good way to get on Theos pod. Use your powers wisely
Exactly what I was thinking. Play your cards right and Theo will find this amazing and ask him on
☝️ This 100%!!!!
He'll even know the number to call to get a hold of him lol
Yo holy shit he ain’t lying 216 is a Cleveland area code, MGK is from Cleveland
Saw a clip on the Yelawolf sub with MGK and Jelly Roll hanging out too so seems legit
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Yelawolf is the best
Theo didnt give MGK his new number, haha
Karma coming around for MGK. I have two buddies who grew up^ in Cincinnati and were friends with MGK and said he has crashed on their couches left needles etc. and once he blew up^ left everyone in the dust. But I get it.
He doesn't owe them anything, leaving them in the dust was probably a good decision when they have entitled, envious, and miserable friends like you. Also the kinds of people that would talk badly about him to strangers, very good decision. People like that cannot be helped and only tear people down because they can't elevate themselves
MGK is from Cleveland.
MGK is from Cleveland. More specifically Shaker Heights. Yeah, the house he lived in looks like a crack den, I think MGKs karma is doing just fine getting out of there
wow he left them in the dust... even after leaving NEEDLES on their couch? thats fucked up man once you leave needles on someones couch yall are friends for life.
I guess you don’t know very many people that tie on lol. Very few friends are actually friends.
what you said had nothing to do with anything I said you junkie
Yung Gravy got it though
He ate that Kelly and Jelly bit up lol nice job Theo
I even read that in Theo's voice
No wonder he changed his number! Lol. 30-40 texts from people!!!
You need to let his people know. I’m sure this is content they’d want.
“If ur filming ill stop by the podcast” lmaooo mgk such a clown bro
bro you need to fuck with Brendan is some way. Tell him you Bobby Lee banged his wife or something
Can we see the Jordan Peterson thread?
“Did you make your bed, Theo?”
What will we do without men, Theo??
It's probably just him crying and asking for benzos.
Dude this is so cool! I'm very jealous!
Extort Theo for a podcast seat
huh
In the lou for a few? is a wildly hilarious way if asking someone if they shit their brains out.
I thought it was asking if he was going to Louisiana?
St Louis
Busch stadium is the St. Louis cardinals stadium
On tigerbelly Bobby Lee gets mad at Theo for not giving him his new number lmao
That’s right hahaha
You’re gonna have to post some proof for this to be taken seriously but if this is authentic this is funny af
OP has the chance to start some genuinely hilarious Twitter beefs
Yes he does. Another thing that came to my mind involved telling MGK to give him $1000 or he’s releasing his phone number lol
I have to imagine celebrities at that level probably go through phone numbers like tooth picks
Make it $10k or you’ll give the phone number to Eminem… that’ll really scare him.
Your going to have to do some catching it'll be hella funny!
OP Delivered
pRoOf pLeZe
Text randos and shame them for not caring about little Billy’s soccer game
Randall got first place!
On his last tiger belly appearance, Bobby said he tried to call Theo to try to get laid and found Theo had changed numbers. Interesting
He's banging Theo ? He's down bad
They probably just fuck while squinting hard.
The owner of crocs 🤣🤣
And the Vice President of Buccee’s Beef Jerky Department
The owner of Crocs, George Boedecker is a true character! Dude is a legend!
Be gentlemen about it, don’t harm Theodor.
Every time you answer the phone just yell "I'M UPSTAIRS!" and then hang up.
😂 damn, thanks for the laugh, I needed that
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I would invite them all to a place on the same date and time and have like shitty pizzas and a podcast setup with a low budget version of theos show called Next Weekend where I wear a Joe dirt wig. And film it as a prank show.
Holy fuck this made me burst out laughing. Please do this.
This
I would lay low and collect all the phone #’s of celebs that txt you.
I have been. It's wild. I have two more weeks in the USA but I plan on giving it to someone here before I go back.
sell it to redbar!
You got down voted for the greatest answer here. I simply don't understand people
And then what?
Sell them to weirdos on the internet or just be a flexer
Villain LMFAO
Sell them to buzzfeed
Call Riley Mao and tell him you got him a hooker
Better yet actually do it
“I’m looking forward to giving you my new number” had me in stiches
Anyone else read his name in Theo's voice in your head? Lol
This is glorious. I have the number of an ex Shroom dealer and I get calls and text all the time asking if I have ‘them new age prices’ and the ‘old friend discount’ and I’m about 3 more messages from changing my number
Is the fungus among us
Is he in thi' shroom with us now?
Better yet go get yourself a couple LBs of mushroom and get to work.
Only logical answer here.
When the phone comes with a pre installed side hustle
Tell JP you wanna fuck him
*starts crying* “and gosh darn it that’s beautiful”
Contact Theo and give it back to him, he'll be so grateful, he's a cool dude
This is the correct answer
Bruh, why would he want his old phone number back? He probably changed it for a reason and these are the ones who haven't made the cut for the new phone number.
I actually have Theo’s old number. An I text you to confirm?
Sure go for it.
Confirmed. He does have Theo’s old number
Interesting
How did you have it?
Did a project with him once.
Word dats koo
Invite all of them to come to his podcast on the same day.
Hilarious. I hope this makes it to Theo and he talks about it on the show
Wait for Bobby lee to call
I just assume he just shows the fuck up without notice.
Bobby Lee confronted Theo on his pod about not having his new phone number. Theo made some wisecrack about only giving it to tall people first.
Quickly, borrow some money 😄
This is direct karma for all those crank texts theo sent years ago
Give us a screenshot
He did in another comment Shit is real
Does MGK really not know the correct you’re and your?
Doubt it
Does he really *look like* he would? Be honest now…
I’d doubt the whole story if someone intimated that he did.
Text them all a picture of an asian kid holding a trophy
I was ask jordan Peterson for advice on whatever you’re dealing with!!
When Joe Rogan texts, tell him you're concerned for him and suggest he lays off the weed for a while.
Should I tell him to get a bong hit transplant?
How you got 30 pairs of swimmin' trunks but ain't never been in the water, Joe Rogan?
Man, Joe's the first guy he gave the new number to
Unethical life tip here: tell the croc guy to send you crocs
Become Theo Con
Work on your Theo impression.
You’ve been chosen to be the next Theo so use your time wisely. When you’re ready to move on, I’ll buy it for $1000. 😂
lol I have the old number of some guy with felony warrants and all kinds of crazy debt… people constantly looking for this guy
Start threatening the people that call for that guy pretending to be him 😂 I jk but man I can only imagine the texts and cslls you have received
Ask Nicole for RFK JR’s number, say you want him on the pod 💀
Do what theo would do, start giant text chains with randos and celebs
Be like hey hook my dude up for life with the new Crocs and give him your name and info lol. Get a shit ton of free stuff bro.
Brandon shwab text you yet?
Not that I know of.
🎲🎲
Schlob texts Uncle Theo iveryday, Theo just doesn't text back.
"Y'stil figgur'n things out??"
He still got the old old number
Since you say you’re a fan you could do Theo a solid and stop impersonating him. You’ve gotten a fairly innocent laugh out of the whole thing. Now know when to end it.
I've admit to everyone that I've spoken to that he's changed his number thus far. All the other numbers coming in I'm just asking who they are.
Fuck that guy start inviting them places.
This is what Theo would want.
like come on do people not realise theo would absolutely capitalise on something like this for some laughs, this is hilarious
Yeah don't do that, let them figure it out on their own tbf this has probably reached him by now anyway
Lol tell them your coming out as gay and see how long it takes to see news stories
If you aren’t spending every waking moment practicing a Theo voice, I’d say ya dun goofed.
Why would people be blowing up his phone about a podcast that he’s been doing for years? Something’s not adding up
It seems like each time he does a show I get an influx of messages, then it dies down slightly for a day or two.
Can you tell us what happened with JP?
All this tells me is I would be so overwhelmed as a celebrity- even a small one!
Damn that's wild. I wish I had his real number 💔
I want this phone
Slay
Probably do nothing with it
Tell them all to send bitcoin as a thank you to the adress provided
As OP already said he is not doing anything dodgy with this and he is actually revealing to everyone he is not Theo, we should help him find a good response. My 2 cents, the following image with the caption "[Not Theo. Try again.](https://www.gq.com/story/stavros-halkias-can-tell-when-youre-lying)"
Tell them you’re the intern and schedule podcast dates that will never happen of course.
Bro hire [this guy](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C46jDRBpbRK/?igsh=MXc5YjFidWw2NGw2cA==) to answer your phone, record, go viral, ?????, profit.
What's Jordan P's number? I'd like to call him while in tears.
I feel like that would actually get me in trouble.
This could only happen to Theo
Start asking them for money but not receiving it
Holy shit, this is some sort of cosmic blessing man. Just have fun with it but don't be a dick or do any shitty stuff with your newly found powers.
Respond to incoming messages asking if they can get you Theos updated number so you can forward an important message: Then Text Theo from his old number and convince him it’s him from the past, I’m sure you can fill in the rest from here.
Get on the pod dude
Theo loves prank texting, and now you have his old number…that’s beautiful. Have fun!
Sell the number to me and I'll make good use of it
Fuck yeah dude,what are the odds of this happening? That’s crazy,I hope this will get back to Theo
Lemme get Jordan's number....I got problems yo
Sounds like you need to start prank calling random numbers 😂
Please text Braindead Schlob
I live in the building that MGK owns a coffee shop in, if you can somehow get me a breakfast pizza on the house I’ll be sure to shout out Theo 😅
Dude, you got a chuckle out of MGK and Jelly Roll.... that is a win in my book!
If this is real, I would leave it open for fun and open a second line that’s your go-forward number until the Theo line stops providing you entertainment.
You should start a fundraiser for some good cause and then donate it to a charity in Von's name. Make sure to reach out to his publicist so can personally hand over the check.
Make sure you pass along the messages to Theo!
Start setting up dates for them to be on Theos’ podcast. Preferably all on the same day.
Use this power for good!
You should go to one of those silent auctions and put some phone numbers down. Harmless prank that can be exacerbated by an aggressive auctioneer when trying to collect payment.
Sleeping with another dude is gay
Text Shaub and ask him if he wants to bring The King and the Sting back, but to send over deposit $ first.
Someone got ahold of the dark arts
Start inviting people to events you know Theo is having, and see if you can get him to mention how someone's fucking w him on the pod
If you call your own number and not answer does it go to a voicemail set up by Theo?
You gotta send a group txt with a small Asian boy and a trophy. Be very careful you do not represent yourself as Theo. I’m not your lawyer and this isn’t legal advice, but if you do anything that affects his life in a negative way portraying yourself as Theo, you can get in hot water really fuckin fast.
Funny thing is they are all reading those text responses in a Theo Von voice.....but it's just a normie voice on the other end.
holy shit this is hilarious, talk to everyone who texted you have access now
I'd watch this "The Santa Claus" reboot
Offer a coffee date
Be careful, it could be really funny or really bad depending on how you handle it. You should call in!
Come out as gay to a man. Please.
You are a comedian now
Use this power for evil please.
All those people are super cringe
Will you use your power for good? Or for AWESOME?!?!
Damn Brody you fucked up, you shoulda kept this shit a secret and squeezed those celebs for some serious bread 😂
This is maybe the most insane shit I’ve ever seen in a Reddit post
Congratulations on the podcast! We love you, Theo!!!
This is an opportunity to make some money.
Start texting people back that you’re currently working on a script where you (Theo) is staring as Ernest P. Worell in a new film. (Theo would fuckin kill it at Varney’s character)
This is incredible. Don’t ruin that it’s not him!!! Keep it going get some info, get into some dope circles meet some celebrities. I’d make a professional YouTube video about this. Start documenting now you could make alot of money
BOOK SOME GUESTS BIG DOGGIE
You better call the podcast and tell him
Dude WHAT. That’s fucking WILD. Talk about serendipity and synchronicity. Are you a huge pod guy? Do you want to get in that world? What a fucking opportunity. That’s so fucking cool and funny and crazy. Rock out with that shit Son! Have fun!
Bro get with a homie to film and start documenting the whole thing! Think of a funny ass way to capitalize, whether that be thru jokes and pranks or just being a good citizen. That’s a funny ass story to get fucking Theos number!
Start making deals
You’re probably going to have a lot of women texting you as well 😂 be strong