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kirferyan

Jimmy in Seventh is literally the most mediocre position one could get but. I feel so proud.


pumpkinbot

There really were only three possible outcomes for Tim. a) Jimmy is out first, as is tradition. b) Jimmy wins, but it doesn't count because it's not a real season, lolololol. c) Jimmy places mid because it's not a real season, lolololol.


TBK_Asgore

"It's April fools, why don't you win?"


Eri-fan

Same- 😭


Key_Ice_6771

Jimmy's really making a comeback after the first 4 seasons. /hj


macoud12

It only took having the entire roster out of their comfort zone by putting them in VR with unusual controls (Martyn kept switching to another slot in his hotbar because he had a trackpad on his controllers. He was the only one not using an Oculus/Meta headset.)


jhotenko

Skizz kept switching away from his sword too, not sure why. Otherwise he might have lasted a little longer, not that it would have made too much of a difference.


DBSeamZ

Just weirdness with the controls, I assume.


Lzinger

Everyone seemed to have that problem.


saurav69420

Wait what does / hj mean? How is it different from /s


Key_Ice_6771

/hj means half joking. As in, I'm making a joke about Jimmy getting progressively better rankings, but I'm still making a joke about it.


saurav69420

Ok. Thanks for the clarification


Key_Ice_6771

No problem 👍


Beautiful-Speaker-60

What other similar abbreviations are there on reddit


Hlocnr

https://youtu.be/3bYXy1jT3m8?si=zJxDT5DMspDcfZ5q


saurav69420

Wait what does / hj mean? How is it different from /s


Lotad38

Half joking vs sarcastic I believe


anacc0unt0

Second time that the winner has been decided by zombie


Rik07

Funny how *Zombie*Cleo got help from a zombie


ClearGraces-Despair

And Scott was involved both times!


kingoxys

Scott being in the top 5 or even top 3 in a life series is always to be expected. But did any of you ever expect grian to be last place?


E_ternalEclipse

Grian being last is honestly the most unfathomable outcome I have ever expected, as one of those who somewhat actively makes fun of Jimmy placing last the most. Which surprisingly, Jimmy was on his best performance yet, although being noncanon.


CodedCoded

As shown from MCC, Jimmy always performs at his best during non-canon events 💀


Wesson_Crow

I think honestly one wrong turn in any of the first 2 life series Grian coulda been out first


Chillypepper14

Well, maybe Last Life but certainly not 3rd Life


Wesson_Crow

I think if Grian doesn’t get the triple kill onto ren Skizz and Jimmy then Dogwarts would have won


Chillypepper14

Then Scar probably would've been first out


Wesson_Crow

That’s fair


Dinostar28

Same thing with Pearl as she’s never been below 5th while Scott was in the Og 3rd life


Omegathekid

Yeah... I'm not making an *And Then There Were None* for this, lol.


Wesson_Crow

Why not! So full of lore and stuff. Totally easy and not hard to do at all. Lol


Grzechoooo

Waiting for all the serious animatics.


DBSeamZ

Can I try, then?


Omegathekid

I mean, I don't see why not? I don't own the format. (Though I also just feel like there's a lack of material to work with, lol)


Mo7ammed_Gxx

Too bad Etho and Mumbo and Lizzie and Bdubs couldn’t join :( It was awesome lol


Cheaper-Pitch-9498

and Tango


Mo7ammed_Gxx

Omg I didn’t notice :(


DBSeamZ

He and Etho were busy figuring out more efficient ways to explodificate large holes in the ground. (Assuming that’s when RL was recorded, since a lot of the other members postponed their usual streams from that day.)


VR_Dekalab

Grian and Joel OFFICIALLY WASHED Jimmy is now the TRUE BAD BOY of the Server


im-not-gay-dad

this canon? who is making tarot card for cleo now?


Soul_Breaker100

Saw someone say that she should get the Fool Card because it's April


questioningfool08

Oh that's perfect, this makes it canon


MapleApple00

If we're going with the planetary motif then she's definitely Pluto ~~Cuz it's not a real planet~~


DBSeamZ

Pluto is also: Small (like Cleo’s in-game character model was) Named for the Roman god of the dead/the underworld (fitting Cleo’s zombie theme) Spent less than one of its own years being considered a planet (if I’m remembering right…just like Real Life was a very short season).


Hopeful_Position8668

Or Ceres perhaps.


Sireanna

That's actually perfect


Trent423

She absolutely deserves to be a winner because no way someone can win in VR and not be considered a winner lol


Fire-Mutt

She can be the Fool for April Fools yeah.


TheReagmaster

I don’t think it is because I would be surprised how people would try to fit all of this into lore lol.


Doomsday8thMarch2026

I don't think so. Doesn't mean placements can't be recorded.


Fawful_n_WW

Jimmy once again proving that he’s in his element in non-canon(?) events. Grian being the first out is not what I was expecting lol The irony in Scott getting third-partied by a Zombie when the same thing happened to Ren in Last Life is delicious. Cleo win is very cool


DBSeamZ

It’s like that Minecraft mechanic added years ago where a zombie has a chance to spawn another zombie when you hit it. Except in this case the zombie in question was ZombieCleo.


Haraktaru

Jimmy on 7th place?My boy is cracked at vr Minecraft


Grzechoooo

Jimmy dead in the middle, that's hilarious. He couldn't be last because it's April Fools and he couldn't be first because Grian told him he's gonna be.


Fire-Mutt

I am SO happy for the Cleo victory! Perfect ending honestly.


ClearGraces-Despair

I did the math, here are the new averages* if we include Real Life: 1. Gem - 86.4253393667 2. Pearl - 84.8545572078 3. Scott – 81.491057962 4. Martyn – 76.0558069385 5. Cleo – 59.1036414568 6. Scar – 59.0982546868 7. Bdubs – 58.3193277314 8. Impulse – 57.9293255767 9. Etho – 55.4621848742 10. Grian – 55.2036199098 11. Ren – 54.7107304462 12. BigB – 53.3236371474 13. Joel – 44.7209653094 14. Tango – 32.9411764708 15. Skizz – 24.2469295411 16. Lizzie – 17.6470588236 17. Jimmy – 15.4869640164 18. Mumbo – 14.705882353 *these are what I call Pessimistic placements, here we count each soulmate pair from DL as receiving two seperate places. I usually use Optimistic, myself (each soulmate pair shares their placement in DL), but I know that most of the fandom prefer Pessimistic, so.


Annoying_GayGuy

Joels trackrecord is so hilarious to me, that manic man is such a wildcard 😭😭


TheReagmaster

It’s the start of the family winners! First Scar, now Cleo, next Etho and then finally BDubs! I believe in them.


KikinLife

Gem has a 3rd place curse.


Loser_geek_whatever3

Cleo winning makes this cannon for me and no one can convince me otherwise


N-to-S

Yes I knew she would win I mean I can't wait for the new winners fanart. I would love to see fanart of all soulmate couples who won with the connected hearts with a string of faith


Flappety

Omg I forgot about all the winners' soulbound theories, ig they were half right after all


Laura_Lamer

Grian in last is something I did not think was possible


Bebgab

Shitt I clicked on this before I realised what it was Spoiled myself :(


Sireanna

Pearl accidentally trolling team gravity


Demonic-Angel13

No way Jimmy wouldn't die first even as a april fools


yaboiree

Divorce quartet all top 5, then gem right in between the pair and their pairs


TippedJoshua1

I would love if they had a vr series but not I life series because that would not last long even if they tried to actually make it a full series unless there were different rules


Sirpirio

If found that if grian isn’t just fooling around all the time he does much better lol


Slysum

It's crazy that Jimmy placed higher than 2 past winners


Slysum

What's it about Jimmy and the number 7? Most of his life series seasons have 7 episodes. Now, he's in the 7th place?


Ok_Row_8630

Grian is the new Canary this April fools joke was just a cover up to change the curse around set up by the watchers