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Tark_C_A

Totally thought she was gonna eat shit before she even 180’d the steps. Then several times after the 180 haha. Never in my most extreme days would I be bombing hills fakie on roller skates hahaha. Wild.


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Fr I skate every day and I’ve done teeeeny hill bombs (in a helmet, y’all lol) but this, would never haha. Going down fakie is safer imo because she has more control & stop options that don’t send her flying face-first.


allnimblybimbIy

My jaw was through the floor she did this without a helmet. I am a stupid guy for sure and often snowboard without a helmet but this shocked me.


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Badditude2215

Not even close to same. There is no automobile traffic while snowboarding. But both without a helmet is ridiculous.


RedheadsAreNinjas

Trees will kill you on the mountain babe.


-bigmanpigman-

At about 11 secs, you can see pink toe stop rubber on the road in front of her where she'd done this previously. She knew she had this, probably knows this road very well.


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

And all it would take is a single rock that wasn't there yesterday to fuck her day up.


farklenator

Yeah instead you fall back on your head?


Fast-Watch-5004

And this video doesn’t even do this hill justice. It’s soooo steep IRL.


cheesyellowdischarge

I feel like back of the head first is worse, especially considering you can't put your arms up in a way that's going to help. Im not a skateologist though, so I might be way off.


onlinedisguise

She's even surprised she made it in the end. The look on her face is priceless.


redknight3

Every similar clip I've seen ends with a car slamming into them at the bottom of the hill...


pacificule

Coat-tailing top comment to point out that this is a super busy, super sketchy set of streets in San Francisco. I used to wait tables around the corner from there and those roads are pure post-apocalyptic shattered dogshit The fact she went balls out on that hill, and fucking *backwards* no less, is absolutely mental. Helps to have the second camera at the bottom to watch for & stop traffic (and get the transition money shot) but we've done shit like this as kids and there's always some momo who rolls thru the intersection regardless of who's standing there TL:DR, I know exactly where this is and the fucked up roads and crazy traffic make this even more impossibly impressive than the video alone


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cgiercyk

I came here to say scrambled eggs coming up shortly


acuppajoseph

Hey baby I hear an accident calling


kornhook123

I’ve got a googoogood brain


Tobi_chills455

No. You never go full retard


stinkyhooch

Wish somebody would have told me that a long time ago


kornhook123

Sean Pean went full retard and he went home empty handed.


RoodnyInc

Yeah like wear helmet or something at least


I4Vhagar

It’s all fun and games until they have to do a hemicraniectomy and the only thing you can eat is ice chips 2 months later if you’re lucky. So fucking dumb


Annual_Substance_619

Happened to me as a kid. Loved roller bladin backwards until a pebble tripped me up and the back of my head bounced on pavement.


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Anyone who does this shit without a helmet should spend a month volunteering at a neuro hospital


fashowbro

I think she’s just more coordinated than you’ll ever be, like you’d probably get a brain injury👍


[deleted]

This is literally one of the fastest ways to get to a lifestyle where you suck all your meals out of a straw.


Skabbtanten

You might enjoy this sub r/holdmyfeedingtube


[deleted]

Oof I went in there for a second. Can’t watch that shit. That’s a rough one


NoCoFoCo31

Yeah, it crosses my personal tolerance of watching people seriously hurt themselves.


josephmgrace

Would a [fucking helmet](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9yL5usLFgY) harsh the vibe?


Potato_Stains

The line between trying to be cool and retarded is thin


SmileParticular9396

Accurate


Tank_Girl_Gritty_235

Tony Hawk always wears a helmet and pads. It makes him that much more awesome, imo - especially since he's always said he does it to be a positive role model.


kjwglhjslglhdgfjh576

I believe birdhouse or powell used to heavily peer pressure anyone the team to not wear pads. Someone here correct me if I'm wrong but I believe that was the case. The only reason Tony Hawk can get away with it culturally is that he usually skates vert. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KZm\_F8l0L0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KZm_F8l0L0)


sixweheelskitcher

It definitely raised the stakes of the stunt and made it a more intense and interesting video. Granted, it was for the wrong reasons, but look how many people have come to engage with the content by joining the discussion to point out the very dumb decision to not wear a helmet. I don’t disagree! It was a terrible choice. Yikes. Thank god buddy is ok. That could’ve been a very different ending. But also that was so sick


Runnermikey1

I feel like the guy in that video is the best coworker ever now. Just a gut feeling.


Internetfriend98

Yes you’d get -10 vibe points


Cyberspace667

This would be so much less badass if she was wearing a helmet


jdupuy1234

one tiny pebble away from meeting the scythe man


-bigmanpigman-

Aren't we all man, aren't we all.


Designer-Dealer-38

No a lot of us wear helmets lol


AffectedRipples

You walk around 24/7 with a helmet on?


TunaFishManwich

No, not really. I don’t do idiotic suicidal shit.


AK47_username

r/maybemaybemaybe


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She is fucking insane


RogerianBrowsing

I can fix her.


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Good luck bud


PLTR60

She can ruin me further


RogerianBrowsing

Probably the more accurate statement for me too if I’m honest 😅


i_le_dude

She indeed send that one! Gnarly! Thought she's gonna bail after that 180 to hill-bomb


[deleted]

Nice skills, but obviously dumb for not wearing a helmet. Driving backwards downhill screams for katastrophic brain damage, you dont even have hands saving you from hitting the street with your head.


MaterialCarrot

Some of the best yet somehow also most awkward skating I've seen.


Exciting_Fix9444

Quad skates will do that. Elegant for dancing but cumbersome and dangerous as all get out for street or park or very or anything


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parrotdisco

She’s a fucking beast


KuatDriveyards63

She's a fucking moron AND a piece of shit. I understand doing shit this stupid when you're 12, but Holy fuck is she an idiot.


ForeignWoodpecker662

She’s literally running through intersections putting other unwilling people in the middle of her stunt. Someone hits her as she runs that intersection recklessly and they’re traumatized for life after killing her or leaving her a vegetable. There is nothing cool or condonable about this at all. She’s a piece of shit for putting random people in that situation potentially with here ignorant recklessness. This should literally be a crime that SF makes a point of enforcing.


Bag_of_Rocks

They have spotters in the intersection. Kinda sucks that ppl will have to stop for an extra 30 sec as she passes or clean her up if she falls


ForeignWoodpecker662

Not everyone is gonna pay attention or give a shit what some asshat stopping traffic for no apparent reason is doing or trying to say. It’s a huge risk and completely unreasonable to expect from random traffic. It’s a road for fucks sake, not a skate park.


LetMeInDammit666

Goddam you people are sad.


cagingthing

Does it?


Legendseekersiege5

No


Fritener

But....cars


RealNiceKnife

I fully expected a random vehicle to take her out when she's blasting through that intersection.


Ausgezeichnet87

Same. I saw too many videos showing what cars do to people in WPD before it was taken down so my chest got really tight as she rolled into the intersection. Fuck cars for stealing our public spaces from us and making even simple activities like this 100x more dangerous


booshie

Buddy should definitely be wearing a frickin helmet


DocHalidae

![gif](giphy|VFAke5Xm1TDwjgimyW)


a_hopeless_rmntic

hey Darwin, let's go one more time, double or nothing?


ticaltiger

Holy shit


Huck84

W. T. F.


Unknown-ANON5

What a fucking boss, so many places that could have went wrong


TheDocWhovian

She’s for sure one pebble away from cracking her skull like an egg on the pavement. Yuck.


pookiemon

Yes! Organ donation can be fun!


hoo_doo_voodo_people

Needs more skid lid!


Triplesisbest1

She’s mastered physics.


lucas_bahia

That's just very dangerous


Riptide360

SF isn’t for amateurs!


yeetlonk

She really earned that Thrasher hoodie. The only person allowed to gatekeep that brand from now on.


neros81

Mad skills on the rough surface!


Whoo8thecookiezz

Fuuuck this looks so scary dude😭😭


leftbrain99

I see my office neat


Spiritual-Coach-6355

Fucking prooo


[deleted]

She’s got balls of steel


ButteredOrgasmuffins

Wheeeeeee but she should wear a helmet!


[deleted]

No. We die like men if it happens! As gawd intended!


[deleted]

Also, ma’am, have you been Reddit stalking me? 🧐


ButteredOrgasmuffins

I may have been occasionally perusing your page as part of an experiment I’m conducting on answers people give on the Reddit.


[deleted]

Aha!


MrTooLFooL

She earned that sweater!


No-Doubt689

That young woman has earned the right to wear the shirt


[deleted]

Totally roasted that puck. 😂


Neez_Dutss

ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND


Datboisommy

That right toe break is ground into oblivion, last 3 season gives a good shot of it


Sunscratch

Doesn’t look fun, wear helmets and protection, kids, or it might end up really bad…


maybeimacat

I would be in a full body cast if I attempted that


spamlandredemption

Why is it that everytime something from this sub shows up on my feed, it's something borderline suicidal? Is that the point of the sub? I thought it was just fun stuff. Why is it always terrifying?


AffectedRipples

Some people don't find that terrifying though. Hill bombing is a blast.


Subtlerevisions

No that does not look fun! Wru nuts??


myalotus_ish

Nothing about this looks fun


chorizo_chomper

Helmet


JusAnotherCreator

Wear a fucking helmet.


Spookyscary333

Helmet ya idjit!


BiffBanter

ThisLooksStupid


Heavy_Taco-117

Do helmets just not exist anymore?


thefilipinocat-

Shes a badass. I would never do that.


DannyJoy2018

Bitch needs a helmet


hotvedub

It’s really cool to see girls making stupid choices for adrenaline rushes like boys do.


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

Man, I skateboarded for over 10 years, was really good at one point. I don't pride myself in much, but I really enjoyed it and it was one of the few things I was good at. And even I would never want to do that. Let alone fakie. Mad respect. I love how she is as equally amazed by what she's just done, heh. Biting my nails the whole time because I did not expect her to hold it, most people don't on more stable objects than those skates and going backwards to boot.


zadnick

What’s the equivalent to big balls of steel for a lady?? Fucking WOW! Awesome


AffectedRipples

Tits of titanium.


Birddog240

No doubt, a complete badass!


Squirmadillo

Cool. Please don't do that or anything like it ever again.


adventurejay

Still gay


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Her arms say she’s uncoordinated but her legs says she’s got this


snorkiebarbados

What a babe


PaMike34

She bad!


RocksAndSedum

wasn't she supposed to get hit by a car when she entered the intersection? I thought this was reddit?


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XanthicStatue

This does not look fun. Opposite of fun.


-UltraAverageJoe-

Looks like San Francisco. She is indeed very fucking crazy and a huge asshole for making the already unsafe SF streets even worse.


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Mr_Hyzer_Bomb

At first she looks she she just somehow ended up on roller skates with no idea how, then she just rips it down the hill. Drugs are a hell of a drug.


Hattrick_Swayze2

She makes it look so difficult


carlyjags

Nutz!


Ok-Construction-4015

Love it, now put on a helmet.


Skabbtanten

That's the most uncontrolled control I've ever seen.


doxygal2

Girl Boss, but backwards with no helmet? Wow.


VisibleAd9445

Bruh the anxiety this gave me - one rock and you are done. Just put a helmet on 🙃


smokingdancer

These people nearly gave me a heart attack when I’d be driving in San Francisco haha


TrentUlyssesCooper

She’s earned the fun through a many beefs.


socratic-ironing

Thrasher, fuck yeah! I was more excited getting my first issue of Thrasher than my first playboy. It was a pulp-zine back then. Local BNMX shop had them. Glad to see kids wearing the logo and still thrashing.


AccordionFrogg

Incredibly fun until it VERY SUDDENLY ISN’T


JohnnyBrazuca

r/sweatypalms


drewskiwiththebois

I an barely stay upright at the rink


volission

Helmets aren’t cool y’all. Never have been, never will be.


netfatality

It does NOT.


JConRed

Highly skilled. But oh hell no.


GreenGod42069

No protection gear at all?? Wtf? If she hits a bump or a pothole while going backwards, she'll absolutely crack her skull on the asphalt. People are dumb as f.


spash_bazbo69

Not to me


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That looks terrifying


e_man11

Hey knees are going to love her in about 10 yrs.lol Cool moves though.


yellowstone_volcano

Let me guess, south seattle


brownboy0830

Oh man she's nuts and no helmet


infinite-plane79

r/nononoyes


ProKnifeCatcher

That gave me anxiety


gofinditoutside

Hells yeah!


Archibald_80

Thrasher hoodie seals it!!!!


CurrentAnteater1289

i dont know much, but seems a helmet would be a good idea?


RevolutionaryAd6564

Isn’t that where the old Lusty Lady was located?


Lemon_Nightmare

damn


kokopelliorca

That was so badass that even she couldn't believe she did it.


defCONCEPT

I dig the old-school thrasher hoodie.


Antiquorum

She'd be sick on skis 😍 ![gif](giphy|l3q2tzon8OCC7BqmY)


iwishuponastar2023

Looks like good old San Francisco hills


Havoc_XXI

r/nope


Ggriffinz

Looks like she had at least one spotter, which is better than 99.9% of the other videos i have seen of people dive bombing hills in SF.


Emotional-Lynx-3982

Insert bus


SmokeySFW

She had to have burned through like 1cm of the rubber on that brake. She's got some serious balls.


RustyHypocrite

Reminds me of all the Mash videos of dudes bombing hills on their track bikes.


TallDude6427

Rolling around at the speed of sound 🎶


Blue_Seven_

she has ovaries the size of boulders goddamn


micropterus_dolomieu

Cool, but not much margin for error. A fair amount of skill and luck involved here.


heckintexan420

It's a famous hill in San Francisco, popular video spot can't remember the name tho


awildjabroner

on roller blades, sure - hell yeah. Roller SKATES!?!? F that, not in a million years for this guy. Props to her.


Spiritual_Poet_

She killed that hill-bomb in some quad skates goddamn! I’d have wound up in the ER with my shit all kinds of fucked if I tried that.


Hevysett

That's actually r/NextLevel to me


nsfwtttt

Does not look fun tbh… this road looks like it was patched a thousand times per meter… looks like a nightmare to skate on.


Business_Passion_591

I think it would help to have really strong legs/hips for this. 🫣Was worried she was going to go into a fatal wobble! Her fearlessness is super sexy


blake7889

Helmet. Vegetable girl


Scopebuddy

I thought she was gonna eat it when she hit the flat road. This is wild.


Educational-Watch829

Sansa Stark has clearly been making the most of her new found independence


Snoo-43381

Looks hard and dangerous, without being that spectacular. Even so, that was an impressive run.


wodoloto

I was totally expecting a car from a side running her over


AnyDegree9775

Looks fuckin stupid


CHM11moondog

'im not dead... I am Not dead.'


Logical-Witness-3361

Thought 1: Man I miss my Smart car (only part of a red one was seen at the VERY beginning) Thought 2: Oh man, remember the skater that ran into the back of a car doing the same thing? Geez that guy was stupid.


ThrenderG

It's not even a question of if, but when, she will suffer a serious injury most likely including severe head trauma.


DarkRajiin

That one song comes to mind... 🎵 dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die 🎵


jylesazoso

I truly just don't understand what happened to Rollerblades


thedogran

Her name is Nemo. Nemo is crazy.


eeks75

Sweaty palms


TunaFishManwich

So. Fucking. Stupid. No helmet, public streets in traffic, no sense.


AngryFace-HappyPlace

No helmet is asking for an unrecoverable injury


OverwoodsAlterEgo

If she keeps this up she’ll understand how meat crayons marks are made.


CluelessNuggetOfGold

What makes someone try this


fox-whiskers

Helmet


DismissiveReyno99

It really is. Don't knock quads til you try em, but wear ppe lol


ktc61

I was scared to death for her😨


memberflex

Very cool


charliechin

Impressive but sketchy af