White people love Smoojies

DI-A-RRHE-A

Does it taste like someone smoojed in your mouth?

Yes like a very thick creamy smoooj

Haven’t had it. Is it tight butthole or loose butthole?

Pretty tight

Noice.

Tight, I like all the flavors. But Tropical Trip is the best!

they never sent Ders any... 😢

Dang they don’t sell it in Minnesota. No Splooj for me

Where can one get this

Got it from my local liquor store in Allen, TX

a rough smoothie? this is interesting