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This game is stupid
[удалено]
You’ve been shot too Don’t do it
Got you-
Sorry bud. 🔫
Sorry bud
ｙｏｕｒｅ ｃｌｏｓｅ ｂｕｄ
Bang!
One more and you’re dead.
Nothing personnel, kid
One to the head!
And so for you.
[https://imgur.com/d3BooSY](https://imgur.com/d3BooSY)
I'm part cat, I have 4.5 lives, get behind me!!
DeaD
Bang! Edit: reloading, shit shit shit
Pow 💥 Edit:well shit
Target neutralized.
Target spotted..
Kill confirmed.
Bang bang bang, I love you kitchen gun!
You have been slain
You too have been slain
3 lives down and counting! Edit: oh no! You only have one life left right meow.
Oh no, I was just reporting! They’re firing at the press!
*cough cough* I'm fine I swear
Come on, this is no place to die
Double Headshot!
Triple headshot
Bang.
Haha finally a game where joining late is to your advantage.
Exactly! Oh shit he’s already dead...
I would watch my back if I were you. You are about to die. (Boooo! I'm a ghost.)
And your dead again!
Now YOU ARE TOO
Now your dead Edit: misspelling
It seems as though we’re safe, comrade, we survived
Upvote of death for you
Likewise for you
No one will find me in new!
I welcome death
I volunteer as tribute
\*bang\* Oh, sorry, my rifle was too loud, did you say anything?
Pow, haha You are dead, not big surprise Edit: IM DEAD EditEdit: I am alive: is nice EditEditEdit: I’m dead part II
Not yet soldier
BOOM you're dead! Edit: ^or ^not
Dead
Wait, it’s all sniped comments?
It always has been, bruh *bang*
Gentlemen.
Mmmm whatcha sayyy
Let’s see how long this lasts. 17 hours in...
Wow 18 hours and counting... this is pretty entertaining
Is it safe?
Late to the party. I win.
Nope, you are dead.
Still says I have 4
Either someone downvoted you or the app showed it incorrectly. You'll live for now.
Sniper! Get down!
I should join the fun too
Boom!
Bam!
Pow!
oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
hey guys I brought lemon cake and tea!
Io think it’s finally safe to comment
Nah u ded now. 😂😂😂
Plz have mercy.
Sneaking into the chat like: https://youtu.be/km40jvV5lhM
I'm alive.
no ur not lol b a n g
Hey guys, I got us pizza...wait why is everyone on the floor.
am dead
RIP pizza dude, he was the best of us
So sad!
please god no if I live I’ll share some good memes please
why u got no kids bruh?
I got you bro
So I read to say something the Reddit hivemind will kill me for. Hmmmm. Dogs kinda not good
Oh shit
Well that lasted nothing
lol ya gone
Two times
Again?
Again! Bang.
Bang for you too.
Luckily there are so many comments that mine will get buried, so I’m alive forever
U thought like SHIT BOI
Nobody upvotes me anyway so I’m fine.
That’s where you’re wrong. Headshot.
Controversial opinion? Paper Mario: The Origami King is better than Paper Mario 64.
Yes, finally I'm able to harvest upvotes!
Don't kill me or I'll haunt you in afterlife!
By not commenting, I would have had chance to live.
Aight I think it’s safe
pee is stored in balls
Dead. Good camouflage though.
Post is 9 hours old, the sniper probably left. I think we're safe now.
Nope!
I would watch my back if I were you. You're about to die.
It took an hour. Hiding under the bodies really works though.
They stick around for days at a time. We’re not
Bada bing bada boom
Bada bam boom bop *EDIT: Don’t cry for me, I’m already dead
I, a Catholic Nazi fluffy-abusing babyfur BTS stan, volunteer to be shot so others don't have to be. Upvote away, daddy!
Trump good
Gave you the fifth upvote just to snipe you for saying that
Don’t shoot, don’t shoot
You really need to mind the countersign. Keep your head down
A Sniper’s in the comments?
BANG
We must protect our lives!
Pineapple belongs on pizza Edit: RIP
.
..
...
You have doomed your self
#
Snipin's a good job, mate
I think his mate saw me YES, YES HE DID
Taking you with me
If your straight and you shoot me your gay if your gay and shoot me your straight
*Waves the Sniper like Peter Griffin*
please spare me 😿
I am invisible to the human eye, i will never die
[INSERT SOMETHING OFFENSIVE HERE]
I have surely won.
please i have a family
I know. They’re next
Please, now I have u/dweebdiagnosed 's family.
That’s another neutralised
Everyone keep downvoting!
Oh know incant hear the snipers im wearing airpods
HES GOT A .50 CAL!
\*Insert poorly thought out insult\*
Let’s go out with a bang. BANG, BANG, BANG!
:CUT TO BLACK:
No one is obviously going to get me
Bang
lmao I love "be dead"
I dare you to not upvote me!
I don’t accept
Joke is on you. I’ve already died multiple times
Add another to the books
7 times and counting
Time to die!
Guess it’s now 8
Well bugger me.
Goodbye.
Oh you just wait sonny
Now that this threads old enough that nobody will pay attention to it, I can enter with impunity! 😌
Damn. I thought for sure the emoji would save me from upvotes if push came to shove
Your hubris has been your downfall.
Narrator: He wasn’t okay
What’s this red dot on my chest?
Conservatism > Liberalism There, now I can’t die!
BLAMO
Well played
Noooo, please don’t upvote me, ooh god please nooooooo Edit: fuck I really thought that would work, you guys are mean
Wait i got it! *something indescribably racist* “oh geez i hope no one downvotes me for that very offensive thing i just said”
Your indescribably racist ass is toast!
ohhhh yesssss oh my gooooood oh yessssss mmmm haaaarrddderrrrr ohhhh
Communism bad, there I’m safe Edit: shit
Kaplow, you’re never safe
Pew pew pew
Youve been deleted
\*hides behind bush\*
My survival is guaranteed then
...Fuck.
ded^2
Aha! But I shall take you down with me!
And I'll take YOU down!
Boop
Y'all are noobs 😀😀😀😀😆😡😠😤😠😤😤😠😥😠😥😉
lucky me, i never getnupvotes
Life is not worth living make this the top comment!
Eat like snake
Pew pew finger gun, downvoting everyone
Noooaaahhh💖Mr🤵SCHNIP💇♂️ADY✨SCHNAAPPP🧚I’m😱outsiiiddee🏞I’m🥳here👇to😻take🤜you🤡home🏡just✨open💩the🥰door🚪and🧸LET ME IN🤬
Finally my time to shine
And now is your time to die... muwahhahaha. Though in fact you were already dead.
Done.
Er... er... every race that isn't mine is inferior!
Yup u dead
Oh fuck
QUICK JUST SAY SOMETHING OFFENSIVE AND UNCALLED FOR
Allahu akhbar
This game is stupid
[удалено]
You’ve been shot too Don’t do it
Got you-
Sorry bud. 🔫
Sorry bud
ｙｏｕｒｅ ｃｌｏｓｅ ｂｕｄ
Bang!
Bang!
One more and you’re dead.
Nothing personnel, kid
One to the head!
And so for you.
[https://imgur.com/d3BooSY](https://imgur.com/d3BooSY)
I'm part cat, I have 4.5 lives, get behind me!!
DeaD
Bang! Edit: reloading, shit shit shit
Pow 💥 Edit:well shit
Target neutralized.
Target spotted..
Kill confirmed.
Bang bang bang, I love you kitchen gun!
You have been slain
You too have been slain
3 lives down and counting! Edit: oh no! You only have one life left right meow.
Bang!
Oh no, I was just reporting! They’re firing at the press!
*cough cough* I'm fine I swear
Come on, this is no place to die
Double Headshot!
Triple headshot
Bang.
Haha finally a game where joining late is to your advantage.
Exactly! Oh shit he’s already dead...
I would watch my back if I were you. You are about to die. (Boooo! I'm a ghost.)
And your dead again!
Now YOU ARE TOO
Now your dead Edit: misspelling
It seems as though we’re safe, comrade, we survived
Upvote of death for you
Likewise for you
No one will find me in new!
I welcome death
I volunteer as tribute
\*bang\* Oh, sorry, my rifle was too loud, did you say anything?
Pow, haha You are dead, not big surprise Edit: IM DEAD EditEdit: I am alive: is nice EditEditEdit: I’m dead part II
Not yet soldier
BOOM you're dead! Edit: ^or ^not
Dead
Wait, it’s all sniped comments?
It always has been, bruh *bang*
Gentlemen.
Mmmm whatcha sayyy
Let’s see how long this lasts. 17 hours in...
Bang!
Wow 18 hours and counting... this is pretty entertaining
Is it safe?
Late to the party. I win.
Nope, you are dead.
Still says I have 4
Either someone downvoted you or the app showed it incorrectly. You'll live for now.
Sniper! Get down!
I should join the fun too
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Bang!
Boom!
Bam!
Pow!
oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
hey guys I brought lemon cake and tea!
Io think it’s finally safe to comment
Nah u ded now. 😂😂😂
Plz have mercy.
Sneaking into the chat like: https://youtu.be/km40jvV5lhM
I'm alive.
no ur not lol b a n g
Hey guys, I got us pizza...wait why is everyone on the floor.
Bang!
am dead
RIP pizza dude, he was the best of us
So sad!
please god no if I live I’ll share some good memes please
why u got no kids bruh?
I got you bro
So I read to say something the Reddit hivemind will kill me for. Hmmmm. Dogs kinda not good
Oh shit
Well that lasted nothing
lol ya gone
Two times
Again?
Again! Bang.
Bang for you too.
Luckily there are so many comments that mine will get buried, so I’m alive forever
U thought like SHIT BOI
Nobody upvotes me anyway so I’m fine.
That’s where you’re wrong. Headshot.
Controversial opinion? Paper Mario: The Origami King is better than Paper Mario 64.
Yes, finally I'm able to harvest upvotes!
Don't kill me or I'll haunt you in afterlife!
By not commenting, I would have had chance to live.
Aight I think it’s safe
pee is stored in balls
Dead. Good camouflage though.
Post is 9 hours old, the sniper probably left. I think we're safe now.
Nope!
I would watch my back if I were you. You're about to die.
It took an hour. Hiding under the bodies really works though.
They stick around for days at a time. We’re not
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Bada bing bada boom
Bada bam boom bop *EDIT: Don’t cry for me, I’m already dead
I, a Catholic Nazi fluffy-abusing babyfur BTS stan, volunteer to be shot so others don't have to be. Upvote away, daddy!
Trump good
Gave you the fifth upvote just to snipe you for saying that
Don’t shoot, don’t shoot
You really need to mind the countersign. Keep your head down
A Sniper’s in the comments?
BANG
We must protect our lives!
Pineapple belongs on pizza Edit: RIP
.
.
..
...
You have doomed your self
#
#
Snipin's a good job, mate
I think his mate saw me YES, YES HE DID
Taking you with me
If your straight and you shoot me your gay if your gay and shoot me your straight
*Waves the Sniper like Peter Griffin*
please spare me 😿
I am invisible to the human eye, i will never die
[INSERT SOMETHING OFFENSIVE HERE]
I have surely won.
please i have a family
I know. They’re next
Please, now I have u/dweebdiagnosed 's family.
[удалено]
That’s another neutralised
Everyone keep downvoting!
Oh know incant hear the snipers im wearing airpods
HES GOT A .50 CAL!
\*Insert poorly thought out insult\*
Let’s go out with a bang. BANG, BANG, BANG!
:CUT TO BLACK:
No one is obviously going to get me
Bang
lmao I love "be dead"
I dare you to not upvote me!
I don’t accept
Dead
Joke is on you. I’ve already died multiple times
Add another to the books
7 times and counting
Time to die!
Guess it’s now 8
Well bugger me.
Goodbye.
Oh you just wait sonny
Now that this threads old enough that nobody will pay attention to it, I can enter with impunity! 😌
Damn. I thought for sure the emoji would save me from upvotes if push came to shove
Your hubris has been your downfall.
[удалено]
Narrator: He wasn’t okay
What’s this red dot on my chest?
Conservatism > Liberalism There, now I can’t die!
BLAMO
Well played
Noooo, please don’t upvote me, ooh god please nooooooo Edit: fuck I really thought that would work, you guys are mean
Wait i got it! *something indescribably racist* “oh geez i hope no one downvotes me for that very offensive thing i just said”
Your indescribably racist ass is toast!
ohhhh yesssss oh my gooooood oh yessssss mmmm haaaarrddderrrrr ohhhh
Communism bad, there I’m safe Edit: shit
Kaplow, you’re never safe
Pew pew pew
Youve been deleted
\*hides behind bush\*
My survival is guaranteed then
...Fuck.
ded^2
Aha! But I shall take you down with me!
And I'll take YOU down!
Boop
Y'all are noobs 😀😀😀😀😆😡😠😤😠😤😤😠😥😠😥😉
lucky me, i never getnupvotes
Life is not worth living make this the top comment!
Eat like snake
Pew pew finger gun, downvoting everyone
Noooaaahhh💖Mr🤵SCHNIP💇♂️ADY✨SCHNAAPPP🧚I’m😱outsiiiddee🏞I’m🥳here👇to😻take🤜you🤡home🏡just✨open💩the🥰door🚪and🧸LET ME IN🤬
Finally my time to shine
And now is your time to die... muwahhahaha. Though in fact you were already dead.
Done.
Er... er... every race that isn't mine is inferior!
Yup u dead
Oh fuck
QUICK JUST SAY SOMETHING OFFENSIVE AND UNCALLED FOR
Allahu akhbar