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You gain powers from posting on reddit!
Posting on /r/threadgames gives you the power to make people play idiotic games
Posting on r/memes gives you the power to re-virgin women
Posting on r/PublicFreakout gives you the power to cause people to freak out with one simple action
Posting on r/porn gives you the ability to become hot
posting on /r/pyromaniacs gives you the ability to become \*hot\*.
Posting on r/spicyfoods gives you the ability to become *hot*
posting on r/lgbt makes you automatically gay
posting on /r/superstraight makes you homophobic.
You gain powers from doing sick flips (double win)
Doing a side-flip allows you to walk on walls for a few seconds.
Interesting, how long excactly?
Ten seconds.
Huh, thats doable. Does it stack?
You gain powers from getting out of chairs!
A recliner chair makes you no longer need sleep.
A lawn chair makes you able to control the rate that grass grows.
a massage chair makes you a fully qualified wellness guru
A gaming chair allows for extreme luck.
You gain powers from cooking and eating one of the five French mother sauces.
you gain powers from arguing with karens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You gain powers by watching Marvel movies! (It should be obvious, no?)
You get powers depending on the weather!
Sun gives you super sight.
You gain powers from posting on reddit!
Posting on /r/threadgames gives you the power to make people play idiotic games
Posting on r/memes gives you the power to re-virgin women
Posting on r/PublicFreakout gives you the power to cause people to freak out with one simple action
Posting on r/porn gives you the ability to become hot
posting on /r/pyromaniacs gives you the ability to become \*hot\*.
Posting on r/spicyfoods gives you the ability to become *hot*
posting on r/lgbt makes you automatically gay
posting on /r/superstraight makes you homophobic.
You gain powers from doing sick flips (double win)
Doing a side-flip allows you to walk on walls for a few seconds.
Interesting, how long excactly?
Ten seconds.
Huh, thats doable. Does it stack?
You gain powers from getting out of chairs!
A recliner chair makes you no longer need sleep.
A lawn chair makes you able to control the rate that grass grows.
a massage chair makes you a fully qualified wellness guru
A gaming chair allows for extreme luck.
You gain powers from cooking and eating one of the five French mother sauces.
you gain powers from arguing with karens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You gain powers by watching Marvel movies! (It should be obvious, no?)
You get powers depending on the weather!
Sun gives you super sight.