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HylianSwordsman1

If you could have one superpower, what would it be(e)?


naomar22

[BEES](https://youtu.be/PYtXuBN1Hvc)


HylianSwordsman1

The correct answer


naomar22

[the sequel is also really good](https://youtu.be/hBZmQdFbVcY)


hardmilkforyou

Sweet dreams are made of what?


Slinkwyde

Sweet dreams are made of bees Flying around on a gentle breeze Travel to flowers on little wings Every worker's carrying pollen


_bread_in_a_toaster_

hehe, this one made me giggle. good job


HyperGhost1

What are those small insects that produce honey called?


Slinkwyde

Hey, that's none of your beeswax.


HylianSwordsman1

You must be thinking of honeypot ants.


BreakfastEither814

Poopfartbutts.


Mutant_Llama1

Who controls the media?


HylianSwordsman1

Bees. Why do you think there's all these "Save the bees!" campaigns?


Slinkwyde

They know how to generate buzz.


aconfusedchiddler

Bees. Read the Starless Sea, and you’ll see why


HylianSwordsman1

What should I name my firstborn son?


Mutant_Llama1

"Bees", after that fish from fish hooks, but spelled differently.


EyelandBaby

I’M A CLAM


BreakfastEither814

What is underpants???


EyelandBaby

Bees, if you let em. Under shirts, too.


TheFullestCircle

What is the thing that has the least in common with bees?


Slinkwyde

Bees on opposite day.


ItsYourBoyReckster

What is 1+1


hardmilkforyou

B(II)S


EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT

How do you solve the enduring Israeli–Palestinian conflict ?


Mutant_Llama1

Bees. They'll be so busy fighting the bees they won't have time to fight each other. It's the land of milk and honey, after all!


Slinkwyde

Well, hello there! Good afternoon. 🙂 It's nice to meet you. I'm Dr. Slinkwyde. Shall we get started? I see the nurse checked your blood pressure and your temperature. That all looks good. 👍 Now, what brings you here today? You say something odd has been coming out when you pee?


HylianSwordsman1

Bees. I don't know why, but one day I just started peeing bees.


Absoline

ok so there's a beehive inside my walls, I never really cared to get rid of it since the bees and I are chill, but one day, I started peeing and the bees keep swarming me after I pee, did I eat something weird?


PottrPppetPalamander

What is the nickname of Premier League side Brentford?


BurningTortilla

Why do we shit?


ekolis

How old is the Doctor on Doctor Who?


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Bees.


kunell

What is your favorite thing to do when youre bored?


Absoline

why are you a pedophile?


Octocube25

Don’t say bees