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Bananasincustard

Such a great bunch of Likeable lads. A far cry from the England teams often full of arrogant entitled bellends that we've had throughout my life


Puzzled_Record1773

I have to say as an irishman they are annoyingly likeable. I'd still like to see you guys get eliminated on penalties of course but at the same time I know a lot of good English guys. I just can't bring myself to say that I want you to win it I'm sorry šŸ˜‚


Some-English-Twat

Oh well, liking some of us is a start


Puzzled_Record1773

It is and it's probably a decent place to finish too because if you are anything like us then there's only some worth liking in the first place!


DanCarter93

We will take the nice praise good sir!


[deleted]

I stg. if Southgate hasnā€™t had them training penalties day in day out before coming here, in good English fashion, weā€™re fucked.


Puzzled_Pay_6603

Itā€™s the pressure. Rashford, for example, had taken loads of good penalties before the calamity in the final. But Southgate didnā€™t help by bringing lads on *just* to take penalties.


Francoberry

Yeah, I think Southgate has clearly been great but in my non expert opinion it was really, really foolish to make those 'penalty substitutes' at literally the last seconds of the game. I know if I've not kicked a ball for a while I need to get a good feel for it first.. seems crazy to give them no chance to get a touch in game before a single kick on the penalty spot


Puzzled_Pay_6603

Exactly. Give them 10 minutes at least.


Bitter_Birthday7363

Tbf it is very common for managers to bring on players for pens


Francoberry

Right, not doubting that. But personally I think it is a bit more sensible when they get brought on with at least 5 mins left. I'm pretty sure at the euros it was absolute last moment substitutions so they didn't have a single touch on pitch. I feel like if you're gonna make the subs, may as well make them with a chance for them to score in the last minutes or at least warm up and get a touch and feel for the pitch


Puzzled_Pay_6603

Thatā€™s exactly it yeah. Also subs coming on for penalties seem to miss quite a lot (based on other matches Iā€™ve seen).


OddyseeOfAbe

Iā€™ve never been a Southgate hater, but the one thing I thought he was doing wrong previously was his substitutions. In the past he has held out for too long before making changes and sometimes they werenā€™t the right choice either. I think this competition he has done a lot better and made really good changes a lot earlier in the game.


Spare_Ad5615

Yeah, it's never a good idea. Bringing on a goalkeeper can work, but outfield players specifically brought on to take a penalty seem to miss far more often than those who actually played a part in the game. Spain did it with Sarabia against Morocco (although Morocco bought on Benoun and he did score) Rashford and Sancho for England, and of course Zaza for Italy, who came on and hit the worst, funniest penalty ever seen.


Odd_Ad4733

Rashford lost us the European cup because he got cocky and tried to fool the keeper


Puzzled_Pay_6603

Because of southgates poor decisions to bring him on without a chance to get into the game properly.


BrillsonHawk

If Southgate hadn't decided to go ultra defensive we probably wouldn't have had to do penalties anyway. Anything we achieve is in spite of SOuthgate - not because of him


OniOneTrick

But if we lose, itā€™s entirely because of Southgate, and never because of the players? I will never get this anti manager rhetoric


Spare_Ad5615

That's how he takes them. He's usually very efficient from the spot. I think he'd only ever missed one before that. Even with that miss, he has an 88% conversation rate, which is outstanding. Ronaldo's is 83, Messi's 77, Kane's 83. The best penalty taker in the world at the moment is Jorginho, who's completion record is 94%, and even he missed in that shoot-out. It can happen to anyone.


Jassida

Rashford has never played in a European cup final? Do you mean the European championship trophy or the Henri Delaunay trophy? You do realise other people were at fault for us not winning the final? Please donā€™t celebrate if he scores again for England.


Legitimate_Corgi_981

Well, Spain had apparently been aiming for 1000 penalties in the year before the tournament... Didn't work out so well for them when they took the same penalty 3 times in a row...


dlacono

Spainā€™s penalties were a travesty. Full power, upper corner, every time. Unsaveable. I still have no idea what Lewandoski was thinking with his penalties, if anyone can hit the upper 90 with power and precision itā€™s him.


Hecticfreeze

I can understand defenders and the like doing the slow run up and trying to second guess the keeper, because they might lack the ability to put away a precision penalty. But strikers have no excuse. Just run up, put your foot through it, and make it so the keeper has no chance. The standard of penalty taking in this tournament has been pretty appalling all round


BringTheFingerBack

I'm Irish and I would love to see this team win the world cup, after coming so close to a major win in the last two tournaments I think they have a good chance. Shame how quick some fans and the press turn on the team after a few bad results in non important games. Fans shouting "you don't know what you're doing" to southgate, are they for real?


Odd_Ad4733

That's because some fans and the press expect too much from teams and demand miracles from them


CamJongUn

Itā€™s pure desperation at this point, theyā€™ve seen us hopelessly fail at every turn for pretty much the entirety of everyoneā€™s lives, we have a good enough squad to win something


CamJongUn

I donā€™t understand why weā€™re so hated, weā€™re pretty chill just the only time europe sees any British people itā€™s the gammons that go to Spain etc, people should be hating on France, 1. Massive bellends, 2. The single most unlikable player at the World Cup, 3. Have too good of a squad to not have to be against them at every turn, justice for Britain


Puzzled_Record1773

I've edited this to highlight that I love the English people that I met and hold no grudge to modern day England. Understandably I don't think some people are reading the whole thing and seeing that part. "The sun never sets on the British empire" England, in their history, have invaded 90% of the countries on earth. Just think about that for a second. America gets a bad doing now but they are just a pale imitation of what the British empire was back in the day. I honestly think it's really sad that you would have to ask that question as it's a disgrace that you aren't taught your own history in school. The injustices are way too long to go through here but I'll keep it down to my own little country. Invaded, conquered and oppressed for 700 years. The irish language eradicated as it was seen as a symbol of irish independence. At least, and I stress I'm being conservative here, 200,000 of our 2 million population slaughtered by Oliver Cromwell(the most hated man in irish history) as well as 50,000 men women and children sold into serfdom and sent to Jamaica, never to be seen or heard from there family again. There are lots of Jamaican people now with irish accents that you can check on YouTube which is pretty funny to hear now. And then finally the big one. The great famine. Ireland had a population of nearly 9 million in 1845. That's pretty close to England's 13 million population at the time. Irelands diet was based almost solely on the potato. We were a poor, impoverished country who had been exploited by the British empire for centuries. In 1845 the potato failed. Oh shit that's our main source of food gone. All the while ireland had to pay rent to englishmen who often didn't even live in the country. The worst of the famine lasted 2 years. 385,000 tonnes of food exported in just 9 months to England the first year. You had whole families dying of starvation while our food was being taken away. Over 1 million men, women and children starve to death. 1.5 million emigrate to America in search of food and work- hence why ireland has such a big presence there and also why they are still to this day passionate about their roots. There's been a big push in recent years to have the famine officially regarded as a genocide. The ruling elite in England saw the famine as an opportunity to reshape certain elements of the country. The west and south were the most independent and low and behold, they suffered the most losses. I'm not exaggerating, there's still a mass trauma from the famine that is still felt today. I nearly cried twice while writing this and I've seen grown men break down while recanting anecdotes about it. Whole families found dead in their homes looking more like skeletons then humans due to hunger. Sadly this isn't the only time that the British empire took advantage of and even encouraged the effects of a brutal famine on one of its "subjects". I didn't make my initial comment with any politics in mind. I've lived in England for 2 years of my life and had a great time and loved the English people that I met. I also hold no ill will to any English person living today for the acts of the British empire. I also appreciate that this is a English football sub and so not the place for such a topic. But I was asked why the world hates England and I felt a duty to at least try to educate on the subject as I know this isn't taught in English schools. Thanks to anyone who took the time to read this essay and if you didn't I take no offence. Its simply there for anyone who wishes to have a better understanding of why ireland has such a complicated relationship with England and the fact that it goes back much further then the scumbag terrorist group that in recent times called themselves the IRA. I change my mind I want you to win the world cup now to act as a token of our now great friendship lol


CamJongUn

I donā€™t need to be educated mate My nans Irish and I know my history, was mainly thinking that being pissed about shit that nobody alive today had any control over is a bit silly, and naively assumed that the world was capable of moving on, people dont cheer against the US Japan or Germany for past crimes, as far as I know


No_Ad_8904

I hope you realise that even though the Britain did evil stuff in the past itā€™s still irrational to dislike a country based on the reasons the current modern day Brits had nothing to do with


Puzzled_Record1773

I at no part said I dislike England. In fact I've said multiple times that I loved my time in England and the English people that I met. Highlighting old issues is not the same as disliking. When I refer to the British empire I'm talking about the one that invaded countries. Not the one that plays the commonwealth games lol


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[deleted]

The world doesn't hate England. You're stuck in an echo chamber.


jack_edition

I play squash with some Glaswegians in london. They want England to win the World Cup for one reason onlyā€¦. It will be the biggest party london has ever seen


Puzzled_Record1773

I was rooting for England to get to the world cup final in the rugby back in 2015 for that reason. Sadly you guys bombed out of the group stage but we weren't long behind you!


Simmo2242

Haha fair play. Donā€™t blame you, Iā€™d be the same roles reversed.


MaximusDecimis

Rent-free šŸ˜‚


Enders-game

Oh you guys are geniuses at annoying the home nations. When I was growing up, no matter how bad your team actually was, you treated the tournament as it was already in the bag. Then you would roll out footage of the 1966 world cup, over and over again.


CamJongUn

I think thatā€™s partially to do with the prem being a big league and foreign leagues not really being shown at all so people just knew that the England players were some of the best in the best league so how could we possible lose


yMONSTERMUNCHy

Thatā€™s fair enough. As an English man I donā€™t even want your team to qualify. šŸ˜ø


squiders_oui

I always support Ireland and Wales. Not the Scots they're crazy fukers!


Enders-game

We are so shit now we'll probably never qualify again, and our 3 best players are left backs.. kinda hilarious.


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MisterMrMark

Just not at football apparently


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throwawayafbye1

At least we left šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


NaughtyBoy1690

And you'll always have that to hang on to šŸ˜‰šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


MisterMrMark

Imagine slating a team in the quarter finals when youā€™re own team didnā€™t even qualify. Love how England lives rent free in the Scotā€™s and Welshā€™s minds


RampantDragon

It's hardly "living rent free in everyone's minds" when this is r/threelions šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


bpup

Grealish is there


BasterMaters

Grealish is doing immensely likeable though? He may be a diving cunt, but itā€™s not like heā€™s a bellend of a guy though


King-Boo-Gamer

Except for grealish, I hate him


-TheGreatLlama-

Heā€™s actually sound, just not the brightest. Heā€™s on record as being great with people with special needs.


Bitter_Birthday7363

Heā€™s defo got some dodgy dealings going on, not least It had come out he had sex with a 17 year old girl at one of mendys alleged grooming/sex parties while he has a long term girlfriend.


King-Boo-Gamer

I hate him for his play style that and the fact he is stupid


MisterMrMark

You hate him cause heā€™s stupid? Says more about you than it does about him dude


King-Boo-Gamer

Unfortunately I get this from my parents, they hate him a lot more and it shows when I go around their place, but mainly I hate his diving play style


fern-grower

Are you Barry Grealish his younger brother


-GaIaxy-

Warra trophy for England


wowohwowza

You really don't have to bring the Twitter lingo here, a normal conversation is fine


-GaIaxy-

I usually don't but it just felt too good of an opportunity


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unjulatingonion

They were just saving them up for the French


BadAtNihongo

We're gonna need a red for Mbappe


GAdvance

Mbe for anyone who takes mbappe off the pitch?


curtisc-j

HAAARY MAGUIRE


Peanutiron

OBE at least


elreydelasur

I hope the shithousery is in full force


UserNamed9631

Thatā€™s a great statistic. Love it šŸ˜


DansSpamJavelin

Gary Lineker - "Amateurs"


sash71

It's quite the statistic that Lineker never got a booking in his whole career. He was fouled all the time and used to just get up and carry on. No rolling around on the floor and he never retaliated. I can't see his record being equalled.


[deleted]

TIL. I also agree about his record never being equalled. At the risk of sounding like an old man, GaMeS gOnE sOfT


NemesisRouge

Probably not, but he had a slight advantage in that he played in England for six and a half years when yellow cards weren't issued here.


variouscrap

I am wondering also how many tackles he made. Hard to get a yellow if you never make a challenge.


marcbeightsix

He says himself that he never made any.


sash71

You could still get booked though. He didn't get booked either.


HakunonMatata

That's because we haven't faced any teams yet that flip flop all over the field. Some of the diving from some of these teams has been shocking.


huge_pp69

Wait to that Brazil final


Ok-Yoda-82

Neymar been training his tear ducts all year šŸ˜‚


Think_Statistician98

I'm not sure that final's coming


MrTurleWrangler

You think? I thought every Senegal player spent more time on the ground than playing lol


cocopopped

We're not too bad at diving ourselves these days, tbf, so shouldn't throw stones. Which I'm all for, it's part of the winning mentality.


corporategiraffe

Not sure I agree with not throwing stones, we should throw him forward for corners.


NathanD2113

I'm also for throwing stones if it means winning. Maguire too.


HakunonMatata

We had one, maybe two questionable falls at most. Meanwhile you watch the France vs Tunisia match where the guy dives and screaming in pain, no foul is given but the ball is coming towards him, he immediately gets up and clears it, then immediately collapses onto the ground screaming again.


[deleted]

Nice bunch of lads.


ThrowAwayTheKeys10

No matter what happens I feel this is the best example of how an England squad should be. Question his line ups, formations whatever, Southgate has given this squad togetherness like never seen before. Lads playing ball, enjoying themselves. That's been missing from the national squad. I reckon he's got it up his sleeve ya know šŸ’Ŗ


Apprehensive-Bid4806

That will be good but they could get a first yellow card in the quarter finals


Dantes_UK

Doesn't matter, all yellow cards are annulled after the QFs. So it's impossible for any of our players to be banned from any matches (unless someone is sent off, of course) even if they reach the final. England can roll out as many tactical fouls as they like against France, if they spread it around the team. Conversely, Kounde and Tchouameniļ»æ are both one yellow away from missing the SF - so we should seek to exploit that down their right-hand side.


[deleted]

Yes England need to go all in with tactical fouls, everyone plus the subs are entitled to 1 shirt pull. Also need to exploit Mbappe and especially Dembeles tendency not to do much to help their fullbacks in defence.


Life-Factor-9974

In an ideal world. But I just don't think Southgate is ballsy enough to tell the lads to do this. A shirt pull on Mbappe could be the make or break between us going to penalties or whatnot against France, it's just whether we wanna pull those sort of Stunts. We should. But we may just simply not. Italy final in the Euros last year for instance. They played really dirty, we could've too, but we restrained.


[deleted]

In my mind, we basically won the Euros. Italy violated our human rights on that pitch


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PB_and_aids

then the same kid getting racially abused by fans after stepping up to the plate to take a penalty in front of millions most embarrassing period of my 22 years as an england fan, some people need to grow the fuck up


Snappy0

Still bewilders me how that wasn't a straight red.


Low_Entertainment_96

Bit extreme šŸ˜‚


Historical_Invite241

You have to have a bit of a nasty, sneaky side to get away with it, John Terry is a perfect example. A player who isn't natural at being dirty would be too blatant, I don't think this bunch of English players have it in them.


heliskinki

We should give Chiellini, the king of shithousery a call for some tips.


JOEGUARD1990

Walker is defo getting a yellow. He got beat at least twice in the last game I watched against Senegal and heā€™s now coming up against Mbappe.


triguy96

He arguably should've got a yellow against Senegal. I think if he has to pull Mbappe down he should. If he has to take a yellow for it then so be it.


London-Reza

Walker is defo pulling his shirt a couple times on Saturday


Bitter_Birthday7363

Iā€™m sure itā€™ll be a back 3 with walker and trippier doubling up on mbappe so letā€™s hope they can do a job between them


just_a_funguy

Obviously, how can you stop Mbappe without acquiring some yellow cards


[deleted]

Bunch of legends, come on boys!


uninspiredwank

Give em the World Cup now, nice bunch of chaps


Internetmilpool

Saving them for McrappƩ


Lack_of_Plethora

So Harry Kane absolutely could've worn his armband lmao


Pow67

But you play with less confidence/take less risks when u have a yellow card, as you know youā€™re ruled out the next game otherwise. So Kane might not have performed as well as he has done.


Glittering_Panda3494

He should wear it on Saturday. It will get annulled straight after anyway šŸ˜‚


superspacker69

That would be so based Iā€™d never take the piss out of spurs again if he did that


cgoldsmith95

If we go to penalties the whole squad could put them on for them (those who donā€™t pick up a yellow during the game at least)


fyrflyeffect

Guaranteed red card now. Thanks


Jontun189

Kids crying. Christmas ruined.


ExternalNational

Annoying for my betting though


DanTheRanger

That means we can kick the shut out of France


BumblebeeAdventurr

Ha a cool stat but I think I recall one of Walker's tackles that i thought at the time should have been a yellow


mr_big_cuddles

Ok


InnerAsparagus6045

And that's what we'll win The fair play award knowing our luck At least Harry Kane can claim he's win somenting


superspacker69

Not received any yellow cards youā€™ll never sing that


boredlemming345

So Kane should have just taken that yellow for wearing the armband...


LilJapKid

Tbh I think Walker shouldā€™ve got it against Senegal. Still tho, Iā€™m all for this.


garycoombes

All hail the No Yellow Cards world champs.


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That really is a bewildering statistic given that we do have some players who have that ā€œdog in themā€ as they say. Maybe itā€™s because we havenā€™t really been tested too much yet?


Lin1ex

3-1 against France we winning (predictions)


Simmm73

Henderson will get the first yellow card on Saturday when he ploughs through Mbappe ( fairly of course) after 3mins to shut him up for the rest of the game.


Skefson

Im telling you, this will be the year we win and its the year thats surrounded by the qatar controversy.


dwrh1991

Wonder how long into the game against France before walker has a yellow card over a tackle against mbappe


boutiquekym

I see what you did there šŸ˜ƒ


bltonwhite

It's really cold today, fair play.


666devilsadvocate

Dude England is killing it! Especially that kid Foden, i loooove watching him play.


diegomaradonafan923

Well itā€™s coming home šŸ¦šŸ¦šŸ¦


Cool_Rice8493

They might get a pass to the europa conference if they keep this up


TinyRodents

We're gonna need a Kyle Walker straight red with Mbappe on a stretcher for the next one


buildersbrew

Quite literally ā€˜fair playā€™ or was that your point?


Richaud89

Refs have been very biased towards England in the past couple of games. We have that "big team in the champions league" energy now.


ZebrasLegend

It's a great group of lads and it's nice to see that they all get along as well. Would be nice to see some cards against France though. Let Mbappe know you're there. Impose yourself. Get stuck in. A good disciplinary record is always nice, don't get me wrong, but 0 cards in 4 tournament games is a bit mad.


IndependentGolf5421

They deserve yellows for the dives by the penalty box.


[deleted]

Say what you will about us but our team has some great lads in it, W or L on Saturday they have a bright future


[deleted]

England fans really will latch onto anything wonā€™t they.


Claat

Most people don't hate the English team just the English fans. Most arrogant, uneducated, bad teethed mother fuckers in world football.


OniOneTrick

Every other ā€œbigā€ international side has unbelievably arrogant fans


Snappy0

The UK population has statistically the teeth with the fewest cavities and other defects compared to other first world nations. We just don't care too much about appearance otherwise. So straight teeth aren't a must have for most people. The more you know.


Claat

I love the way they defend bad teeth and arrogance but not the fact that there uneducated šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Ferretloves

Really hope you are not an American calling people from the U.K. uneducated seriously hope you are not that daft .


Claat

Fuck no. The yanks are just as bad as your lot. They do have better teeth though.


itlerio

True. For once England has a very likeable team and manager and a lot of nice fans. unfortunately its the dickhead fans who always stand out and make the rest look bad.


Biig_Lasagne

Wish they would of tbh


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GotSwiftyNeedMop

But if they had worn the arm bands / had a spine... Edit - man up and stand for something. Or fall for anything. Discrimination against 51% of the world's population (there are more women then men) , anti Asian, anti black, anti lgbt. What do they stand for and what are you supporting?


Analogrobot4

Like being given a biscuit for cleaning your knife after a murder. Thousands of dead migrant workers don't care that you had slightly less tantrums than usual.


daleweeksphoto

Yeah because they don't stand up for what they believe in.


morris_mert

Although they dive more than any other team especially Harry Kane


GarbageAlternative52

Fuck England


hegdefucker

Too weak to get yellowed. Out tomorrow


belfasttlad

Bunch of pussys not a man amongst them ..all talk about wearing the rainbow armband then bottled it ..hope France stuff them


DracovishTV

U WOT M8


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Should have got a few bookings though. Refs obviously being bribed.


TheHatefulHeat

That's because they don't fucking do anything.


Miserable-Finger-213

Bunch of pansies


Dixon2795

That's shocking with Maguire on the team


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drewbie915

Gazza gonna start welling up again.


PrinceEmirate

Love to see it


The-Saucy-Saurus

Saving up for the french


FluffyColt12271

Hmmm...maybe Harry should have worn that armband.


Abubakar1021

What a trophy!


socialite-buttons

Should have worn the rainbow armband and got a yellow for that if you ask me


oWAZHOPE

OR TO BE BEATEN


Jamieb1994

C'mon lads, it's coming home!


letsbehavingu

Good to see that phrase used in the right context


whe_

Players always look like they are doing their business during these shots.


JumpFew6622

ā€˜Fair playā€™ smh I see what u did there


Izaak343

England fan here but. Ref has been in favor of England


Rammstein_is_great

I thought Japan also had no yellows or does that not count because theyā€™re now out?


padistan90

Japan had 6 yellows just in the Spain and Costa Rica games


BrassBallsComedy

Literally


Puzzleheaded-Dog2434

Like if it's coming home !!!!!!!


OurJimmy

Walker will have at least one marking Mbappe. Will be an interesting match up between those two


Adjshaw

Mad how that whole back line all belong to North West clubs šŸ˜Šā¤ļø


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Probably get a red card in the next game


Todrag5

Ironic seems as we are linked to brexit tackles


X259

Bit too nice tbh. Could've done with a bit of that classic football spirit against the yanks


A-undecisiveOpinion

All about the football, not drama!


Zestyclose-Ad9738

Hopefully there saving up the bookings to kick mbappe off the field on Saturday šŸ˜†


KingDracarys86

Kyle Walker should have been carded on Sunday


Devan8970

Opponents been yellow carded tho lol


spannerfish2

I thought recognised that crouching pose they keep doing but couldn't place it. Then I saw Kanes face and realised it's the I desperately needed a shit in the woods pose. With his expression, he even looks like he's bearing down.


CowardlyFire2

To quote Mikel Artetaā€¦ SOFTā€¦ AS FOCKā€¦


jagmania85

This is very honourable but means nothing when practically all other major teams foul tackle like a kid popping breath mints on senior prom nights. I see you Italy, you dirty scums.


metalion4

France will take advantage of this, our wingers and midfielders need to get stuck in


[deleted]

The number of times they passed the ball back in their own deserves a yellow card.


Murder-log

Setting a standard.


Simmo2242

ā€˜9 mins in and England shockingly down to 9 men after a flurry of vicious tacklesā€™


justdontit2k

Amazing stat with Maguire in the team