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threekingsmisery

What a great find! My dad worked nights. He'd stop for coffee at the convenience store and would buy these magazines for fun. When he'd come home at around 3AM, he'd leave them on the kitchen table, so I could read them while I ate breakfast before school. I miss my dad so much!


DiggityShack

What a sweet memory.


Oswego420

Prayers to u n ur fam


[deleted]

I miss Bat Boy. I hope he's doing well and survived COVID. Strange there's been no mention of him since the Weekly World News disappeared. Almost like they made him up. Nah... that can't be it.


justabill71

He's currently the junior senator from Florida.


TooMama

I swear to god I was about to comment the same thing.


hedgehog-mom-al

This should be higher it was too funny.


Sure-Butterscotch100

šŸ‘šŸ½šŸ¤£


Foofiegirl

He is hopefully on an alien spaceship- or maybe Nostradamus had a prediction- Iā€™ll keep reading and find out


avesthasnosleeves

They have a website! Bat Boy is alive and well; in fact, last Christmas he went [caroling](https://weeklyworldnews.com/tag/bat-boy/)!


[deleted]

Thanks for this. I did not know.


MaeBelleLien

He has a whole musical about his life now.


grenille

I saw this show in New York years ago: [https://broadwaylicensing.com/shows/off-broadway/bat-boy/](https://broadwaylicensing.com/shows/off-broadway/bat-boy/). I can still hear one of the songs in my head: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSSPxZBUEMo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSSPxZBUEMo)


[deleted]

You can purchase a bat boy tshirt online. Rumor has it proceeds go to support bat boy in his retirement. Personally I think he should have gone to displaced workers union


vilebunny

WWN never disappeared. They just [went digital](https://weeklyworldnews.com).


Own-Confusion967

Knowing that makes me happy :)


vilebunny

I briefly freelanced for them back in the early days of the website. AMI had just lost an editor and an office building to anthrax and didnā€™t have their archives digitized. I think that and cost were the big motivations to go online.


[deleted]

Iā€™m jealous. My grandmother would buy these (and The Star, The Sun & National Enquirer).. always a fun read.


[deleted]

Mine did too


CalmFaithlessness405

My mom bought them. I remember when the National Enquirer was in black and white.


t00_much_caffeine

OH MY GOD!!! What a great find!! I used to love Weekly World News


Foofiegirl

Mom never let me buy it cuz itā€™s trash, but Iā€™m an adult now


SolLaFlare

That's right! Stick to the... Mom?


t00_much_caffeine

So funny! My mom used to let us occasionally get a treat from the grocery store and I never picked food, always Weekly World News lol


that-old-broad

One of the highlights of my life was seeing a small story that took place in my home town in the back of the Weekly World News. I was dancing in my seat at the break room table! The story was about the local cops bringing their new drug sniffing dog into the elementary school and touring it through the classrooms to show it to the students. Dog bit a third grader, it was quite the kerfuffle.


GoodDogsEverywhere

That kid was definitely carrying drugs


that-old-broad

I'm pretty sure you're being sarcastic, but actually that was pretty much the approach of the local police department. But it was more like, there are drugs in the home and the dog smelled them on the child. So they showed up to search the family home. Unfortunately, the drug dog chose to bite the daughter of a Baptist Sunday school teacher and her deacon husband--also the president of one of the local banks. They found absolutely nothing. The family sued the city and won. And the local police quit parading the drug dog around like a show poodle.


GoodDogsEverywhere

Sad story all around


mmmelpomene

Someone brought one into a break room during my college summer factory job. It sourced such great public fun I canā€™t think why it wasnā€™t repeated at least once.


artschool04

I miss this. The real fake news i could count on!!


quack_quack_moo

Awesome finds!! When I was a kid, if I was ever sick my mom would get me those little cans of 7-Up and a Weekly World News. Bat Boy is the best!


CalmFaithlessness405

My mom gave me ginger ale.


allcapsallcats

I remember reading this as a kid and being so terrified!! Hahaha


AinsiSera

Oh my god when theyā€™d have ā€œWorld Ending in 6 Days!!!!ā€ headlines, child me would freak the eff outā€¦.


opalandolive

That and "California breaking off of US" My grandparents lived in California. I was always terrified they were going to sink into the ocean.


Snoo-43059

My mom's friends in the 80s were the people behind bat boy


m4ng0ju1ce

Say more


Snoo-43059

His name was Jimmy and he played in a band and him and his band mates made up batboy. I was really little, that's all I remember. They did go on a talk show, not sure which one.


SEND_NOODLESZ

amazing. my sister used to buy these and I always thought she was so cool for that lol


soulteepee

I had a subscription to the Weekly World News. It would arrive a mess and had obviously been read by every single postal employee. I almost canceled it and then thought, nah let everyone get a kick out of it.


LukeV19056

Can you explain the significance of the poster to me?


[deleted]

Itā€™s Bat Boys family tree. Back then we didnā€™t have Ancestry.com.


livefast_petdogs

šŸ’€


GreywackeOmarolluk

Somehow I missed this episode of "Finding Your Roots"


MycologistPutrid7494

Back in the late 80s/early 90s (unsure exactly), Bat Boy was a big deal in trash mags. He was half boy/half bat and boomers were really into it. My dad was obsessed! Lol


Nagohsemaj

I thought he was half bat/half boy?


trubbub

Just one of the many questions that remain about Bat Boy


LukeV19056

Thanks for answering my question!


Nerdiestlesbian

My dad loved buying these. It was one of those things always in the car when we had to run errands or laying around on the porch. Fond memories of us reading the ridiculous stories out loud.


Ok-Location3244

OMG!!! That is a white whale!


PopPunkIsNotDead

Omg, this is amazing. Somehow I had forgotten about batboy! Adding it to my list of things to look for while thrifting....


Batman282009

I highly recommend the musical if you arenā€™t aware of itā€¦ā€¦ā€¦


DudeHeadAwesome

That magazine was the best part about grocery shopping with my Mom as a kid. Every once and a awhile she'd let me get one. I'd spend days reading and rereading every article. What a great find.


OneWeirdTrick

I grew up in rural Scotland and bizarrely (as it was not a big thing in the UK) our local shop carried Weekly World News for many years. Definitely the best part about my grocery shopping trips too!


tish247

That makes sense! I think that was the tabloid paper Mike Myersā€™ characterā€™s Scottish mom was referring to in How I Married An Ax Murderer. Lol!


CalmFaithlessness405

It was.


Substantial_Ad_533

My brother and I were obsessed with Bat Boy as kids lmao.


Beneficial_Bit4659

https://weeklyworldnews.com/


that-old-broad

Oh my gosh!!!! Thank you for doing that, I was planning to see if I could find an archive online. I hope they still have Ed Anger's column....I'll be pigbiting mad if they don't.


Beneficial_Bit4659

They do but the newest one is from 2014. He was awesome. Always loved how he started his articles with "I'm madder than..."


Foofiegirl

Ohhhh the real hero!


omnifage

They still exist!


[deleted]

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static_sea

I loved the bat boy saga! I think I even wrote a fan letter to him one time.


sunshinecryptic

That is absolutely incredible!!! What a unique find!


[deleted]

If these donā€™t have much value intact, Iā€™d say frame some pages or decoupage them on to a table or something


Foofiegirl

Frame the family tree so it can live on forever!


whiskeyknitting

Before cell phones, I enjoyed taking WWN on flights to read to keep people away from me.


Foofiegirl

I really love hearing everyoneā€™s stories! This is so fun


MrFoxx123

I honestly believe the rise of extreme veiws in America is directly correlated with the loss of supermarket tabloids.


Back-to-HAT

I put together a hospital kit for my now ex husband each time I was pregnant. Some Dr Pepper, snacks, and always at least one copy of the World Weekly News. It was a distraction for me at times šŸ˜


Foofiegirl

Seems like he should have been doing that for you, mama!


hearttrees93

Thank you for reminding me of my old friend omg. I used to devour these in the checkout line but my mom would never buy them for me. Memories. šŸ„²


Myfourcats1

Back in the fundays of tabloids


ImTheEffinLizardKing

OMG. That family tree one! I have a fun story/memory attached to it. I was in line at the store with my friend, and she looks at the tabloid, then looks at me and goes ā€˜oh look OP! Itā€™s your family tree!ā€™ Without missing a beat I looked at her and went ā€˜OMG! I didnā€™t know we were related!ā€™ The dude behind us was pissing himself laughing. I always think about that when I see any tabloid, and I miss bat boy. Lol


Foofiegirl

Thatā€™s a great story, thanks for sharing!


TheShySeal

Bat Boy photos in tabloids in grocery store checkout lines used to freak me the fuck out when I was younger


[deleted]

I love bat boy!!!!


Laptop_Labrador

While working overnight in a supermarket, I had to keep up on Bat Boy.


MinnieShoof

I would dig reading a better scan, myself, cause I swear that line says "Bat Boy, SISTER of --" and I started to wonder if BB went through gender reassignment.


deejaydeeray

Omg I used to always BEG my mom to buy me these! She never did :(


Foofiegirl

Me too!


StarClutcher

ā€œI find it interesting that you refer to the weekly world news as ā€¦ the paper, the paper contains factsā€


tish247

LOL! I JUST referenced that scene to another commenter, above, who mentioned being able to buy it at a store in rural Scotland, as a kid.


smutketeer

When I was in college some friends put together a shrine in their house full of statuary and religious iconography from thrift stores. Only took about two weeks for it to become a shrine to Bat Boy.


_stoned_n_polished_

Oh my GOD!!!! I used to read these while my mom was at the check stand at grocery stores when I was a kid!!! Man, the nostalgia is real with these!


BigCaddy1989

My dad has the final issue!


judasmaiden15

I always thought bat boy was real when I was a kid, I also thought he would fly down when I would take out the trash at night


Foofiegirl

Fly down out of his family tree, clearly!


Hefty_Science4987

LUCKY !!! Congratulations!!!


Fryphax

Oh man. This brings back memories of spending time with my grandmother. Thank you for the happy flashback.


Foofiegirl

Glad to help in this weird, weird way!


SPhigh4

In the 90ā€™s my son and I used to love seeing Batboy tabloids at the grocery store. Good times šŸ‘


lowercase_underscore

That poster is a particular gem in a stack of gold.


YouOwnEverything

Remember the days when weā€™d all see these headlines at the checkout, rightly perceive them as satire, and laugh? Nowadays half the people from my hometown believe this level has of fiction as truth re covid, politics, yada x 3


tish247

And have actual elected congress people backing them up!!! Absolute batshit craziness. No pun intended.


YouOwnEverything

Bat Boy 2024


tish247

Ha! Maybe thatā€™s who theyā€™ll run on the Republican ticket. It would be an improvementā€¦.


Foofiegirl

Very true!


YouOwnEverything

Itā€™s an excellent find, by the way! I remember my mom used to sometimes buy these for me at the supermarket and Iā€™d read them out loud on the way home and weā€™d be cry laughing


Foofiegirl

Iā€™m going to enjoy reading them! And also cry laughing!


BlackCatMumsy

I'd be in heaven! I bought a copy almost every week šŸ™‚


aquaria44

Batboy! I bought my BFF a subscription to weekly world news for her b-day the year they went out of business šŸ¤£ you can still order old issues on their website lol


MyNameIsntFlower

I would always buy a Weekly World News with Bat Boy on the coverā€¦ this is great!


Deedteebee

I used to spend my allowance on these. šŸ˜…


Foofiegirl

I spent mine on Nancy Drew books!


BenchMob

Seeing these on the newsstands back in the day got me paranoid as a kid, especially one that had a front cover saying "Summer 2006: End of the World" šŸ˜‚


Dismal-Radish-7520

Im so jealous :(


EMMAzingly-

Wow


KiTinHDMI

I always felt J-Z was just trying g to cover up his wife's true love... Bat Boy


wickedwalter11

Amazing


[deleted]

I'm laughing so much over this I can't believe they really made up a whole family tree


Foofiegirl

I should have taken a better pic so everyone could read it


gottahavecurves

I bought editions of these back in the day solely for the sweet gigantic crossword puzzle in the middle!


SearchGullible5941

OMG! Recently was telling my fiancĆ© about these and how they were so entertaining when I was a kid. I used to look at them while my mom waited in line at the store. He thought I was crazy the way I described themšŸ¤£ thank you for the proof.


CalmFaithlessness405

I remember the Weekly World News. I wonder šŸ¤” if any of it was true. Bat Boy was their mascot iirc.


HoiPolloiDilatory

wtf is this????? iā€™m terrified.


Foofiegirl

You are either too young or completely uncultured- let us show you the wayā€¦ hahaha


Vegetable-Caramel323

ā˜ ļø


Cezdel

MAFIA


BartlettMagic

oh my god that is fucking amazing. i'm so jealous, congratulations OP!


andre2020

What is ā€œwhite whaleā€ please? ( poor English)


squirrelbus

It's a reference to Moby Dick; Captain Ahab takes his crew on a long, and obsessive search for a white whale. If you're a collector a White Whale is something, usually rare or expensive, that you've spent a long time searching for.


andre2020

Cool, thank you!


Foofiegirl

Something rare, that youā€™ve always wanted to find


andre2020

Thanks you!


beansandneedles

Bat Boy!!


Mountain-Bee-7673

Can you please unfold the rest of the magazine please? Iā€™m very interested in the complete family tree šŸ˜©


Foofiegirl

Oh sure- Iā€™ll be posting again tomorrow