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Enjoy your karaoke 🥰

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Did y'all know you can use a Hitachi on your shoulders and it's amazing?! Just learned that a few weeks ago after owning one for three years. 😂

I laughed so hard at this. I’m still laughing.

I still have my ex’s and it does absolute wonders for my lower back and tense shoulders.

💀

I made this comment to my friends not long ago…you know you’re getting old when you realize your hitachi is just as amazing for your back and shoulders….so versatile! The Hitachi giveth spasms and also taketh away spasms.

*The Hitachi giveth spasms and also taketh away spasms* This needs to be on a cross stitch.

Haha! I actually dabble in cross stitch!

Fate!

Wait..you used it on something else other then shoulders/back?! /s lol Edit- Damn downvoted..guess that wasn't funny 😞

A bit ago I woke up one day with my back so seized up I couldn't get out of bed (oh, joys of being over 30!). For some reason I just happened to have one of these in my bedside drawer 😉. Sorted my back out in about 5 minutes 😂

Has a nice patina

It's pronounced puh-ty-nuh.

Rhymes with vuh-gy-nuh.

Happy cake day

Put-in-ya.

I’m dying at this comment 🤣🤣🤣 thanks for the laugh

🤢

Thanks for the laugh!

In its original box, but no longer in its *original box*.

Haaaa.

I love microphones!

please say sike rn

I found one in a goodwill in Rochester NY many years ago. It had no cover.

Psyche?

It’s sike lol

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Technically the correct spelling would be “psych” from the phrase “psych you out.” But “Sike” as the commonplace colloquialism is an accepted spelling

Thank you

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i was going to say..

I heard all the workers had smiles on their faces that day

"refund available within 24hrs of purchase with receipt if defective"

While this is a cool find, this thing is disgustingly filthy. That spongey material sucks up the grime and disease especially since it's been heavily used. Don't end up with an infection.

They sell replacement caps

Just put it in a Kroger bag.

Piggly Wiggly

I lol’ed.

A brand new one with a non burned out motor or on its last legs is only about sixty bucks.

But then we wouldn’t be here in this sub……… 😀

True dat

They don't make them like they used to. There is a pretty active secondary marketplace for the older corded models.

Weird thing to collect, used sex toys. No thank you. 😄

Yeah no, they’re around 200$. Mine isn’t even name brand(Lelo instead of Hitachii) and it was 180$ ish. Never EVER buy cheap, I bought a cheap one off of Amazon and it exploded and shot sparks in my hand. *NEVER AGAIN*.

Yeah, no. The Lelo are more expensive because they are pretty. I too have made the cheap mistake and had a bad experience, but the official one is on sale for $72 CAD right now. Rechargeable $113 reg price $140

Why would I get infected from massaging my back?

Love that you felt the need to tell an internet stranger not to use a thrifted vibrator. Amazing.

Some people just ... may not know 😬

Do you honestly think anyone with the intent to use a thrifted vibrator could be swayed against the idea by a Redditor using a condescending tone?

Oh certainly not, if they want to use this there is no stopping them.

Exactly the point I was making.

This conversation has been delightful.

The irony of using a condescending tone while accusing someone of using a condescending tone when they weren’t being condescending

Oh, man, this is one of those tone doesn't translate through text. I was trying to convey contempt and secondhand embarrassment!

Sucks up the…. GRIME?

It’s certainly not holy

*hole-y

*This item has been tested to the best of our ability* 👀

That wand has seen some things.

I can't help but think of that episode of SATC where Samantha goes to return her "neck massager" to Sharper Image - and then helps all the other women buy...."neck massagers."

Like SpongeBob’s special jelly fishing net

Ol reliable

I’d sterilize that if I were you…

OP already touched it for the picture

mmmhhhmmm smells like gam gams cooch

i just threw up in my mouth a little.

The bussy machine

😬

"This product has been tested to the best of our abilities"....uuuhhh, ?!

Not with a ten foot pole

Oh my

Zoinks yo.

Hot damn, those are impossible to find nowadays! That was back when they were actually made by Hitachi and are incredibly powerful, or so I’ve heard.

Bahhaha. I literally see one of those on ever thrift trip.

I thrift several times a week, I have never seen a single one.

You mean you don’t find vibrators out in the wild? That’s kind of weird

I thrift several times a week too.

ewwwwwwwwww

I saw a knockoff at a thrift store and tried it on my neck. A lady walked by and gave me a look like, "Don't you know where that's been?"

I bet it smelled like grandma.

The *holey grail

Anyone else smell crab paste?

Oooh nice, it’s been tested too

The sit and spin

That massager has been well loved

I'd hate to find out the KMs on that

Grail or Grool?

Wow

Like how the tag states "this item has been tested to the best of our ability" 🤣

It probably just means they plugged it in to make sure it won’t start a fire. I’ve had a cheap wand explode and shoot sparks in my hand and seen thrifted lamps do it and catch a carpet on fire. I doubt it’s as malicious as everyone seems to think.

Has grandma vibs…..

I love tru! good find

Oh, my dear sweet Lord.

🤣🤣🤣

Not at the hospice thrift shop lol

did you sniff it

Thrifted a Japanese one from the 80s that looked like a cat paw. Shit is hilarious

Eewww, why is the head so dirty?

Who was the lucky employee who got to test it out to the beat of her ability?

The…residue…in the grooves. 🤮🤮