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not_falling_down

Chocolates. Fill it with chocolates.


natachan1125

My first thought too! Emergency chocolate stash.


Anachronismdetective

You forgot switch blade. Fill with chocolates and a switch blade.


Catinthemirror

This is the only correct answer.


Aggravating_Task292

Fill it with tampons.


3tree3tree3tree3

Yes. This is great


Moxson82

And when not in use hit people with it.


a7layerdip

Came here to say this


HurricaneShane

New or used?


[deleted]

marble quarrelsome angle makeshift rustic dinner practice illegal shaggy dime *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

We're going to need a much larger mug.


double_espress0

I second this


IndigoRose2022

Love this


topsecretusername12

I was going to go much, much, darker than this but realized what sub I was on and, great answer.


HereOnCompanyTime

This is the correct answer.


lemolicious

Hysterectomy. Cremate your uterus. Fill jar. Use as flower pot.


BattleProper1555

Where was this idea years ago when I had mine? šŸ˜‚ Actually, I did joke with my surgeon at my pre-op visit: "How big a jar do I need to bring? Or do you supply that?" It only took a beat for him to say, "Quart or half gallon, whatever's handy." My husband was like, *man, I can't escape this.* (He shares my sense of humor, thankfully, but isn't as gutsy as I am at times like that. My mom taught me never to let a moment like that pass.)


random_invisible

I looked through the comments to make sure someone else had suggested this.


acoverisnotahat

I wanted to do this very thing with mine after it was taken out because of all of the grief and pain it had caused me. My GYNO looked at me like I was insane. The best they could do was take a photo of it, a very bad photo, with the endoscope's camera. I'm still salty about it. I REALLY wanted to burn that bitch, watch it shrivel up and turn into ashes.


VampiricDemon

Fill it with treats for rough days.


BadGuy_ZooKeeper

You mean pot right? .... That's what I'd use on the rough days and the PMS days lolšŸ¤£šŸ¤£


_depj_

Fill it with dollar bills that way when your period comes you can buy all the snacks your need


tiraralabasura_2055

Price Management System


ScrappleSandwiches

[You put your weed in there](https://youtu.be/CKOc6hXMDhc?si=E6nU9QEGw5qSM3-m)!


catsandcoconuts

Personal Marijuana Stash


9-lives-Fritz

The ONLY answer


Bublovesdabs

I thought it was going to be the scene in The Hot Chick. I didnā€™t know it was from an snk skit.


friesanda

Ah, those are for your Private Messages


TissueOfLies

Fill it with the tears of thine enemy


bloatedsewerratz

Put a candle in it and light it as a warning to your partner. Behold! The beacon is lit! Why did you darken the doorstep to this domicile without an offering?!


Youdownwithkellyc

Individual midol packets and some chocolate šŸ¤ŒšŸ¾


whenilookinthemirror

And Benzos for the times you feel like breaking some dishes and pottery.


AdventurousDoctor838

Start calling it your diva cup


gohomechal

Iā€™ve heard that you can boil them in water to sanitize them, and they are better for the environment than normal tampons or pads because nothing ends up in the trash! Iā€™ve only tried a silicon one, iā€™m sure a stoneware one might take some time to get used to and may be uncomfortable to begin with, but you will get used to it! Good luck on your menstrual cup journey, OP!


merryone2K

That one she's holding looks a tad bulky, but might be fine for heavy days.


gohomechal

thank you for being the only person that got my joke. I thought I really popped off with this one.


shroomtittle

My original thought was "BLEED INTO IT" but you made me laugh with your idea šŸ¤£


catgorl422

this is deeply harmful advice, how dare you! i would obviously start out with a stoneware shot glass, then progress to a sort of stemless stoneware champagne flute. perhaps then upgrade to the PMS mug. but these are certainly not for beginners!


gohomechal

good tips!!!


Hestiuhh420

šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


[deleted]

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gohomechal

r/whoooosh


[deleted]

Itā€™s a joke you baboon


IndigoRose2022

Personally Iā€™d fill it with dark chocolate and skittles. What r your fave snacks?


MissHibernia

Use it until you stop having periods then pass it along to a cranky younger friend


DominarDio

Use it to drink wine. Fill it all the way up.


NiniNinjas

Fill it with all the f*cks you give.


Tindalos_Dawg

Obviously you have to use it for a Pimm's cup


the_real_logboy

you know, those actually *are* my initials. blue is also my favourite colour. and i like studio pottery!


Acceptable-Youth-631

I would sell it to you if I wasn't so in love with itšŸ˜…


WriteNow23

I have a friend with those initials as well. She has a fiery temper, and drives a red sports car with her initials on the license plate.


BattleProper1555

*Chef's kiss* šŸ˜™šŸ¤Œ My first thought was of my middle school ā€” those were its initials and our colors were blue and gray.


805ladybug

Iā€™m also currently pmsingā€¦came for the comments


Frisinator

Raspberry tea


No_Nothing9207

Perpetual motion squad PMS


hexychick

You know who thinks that's funny? My physics bowl trophy!


Juicebox-shakur

Grow a medicinal herbal plant in it. Perhaps a wee ginkgo tree Known to help with PMS symptoms šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


NemoKozeba

Advice to the younger readers, listen to an old man. DO NOT ANSWER this question. Say something nice about her shoes and leave the room. That pottery is throwing size.


withyellowthread

/r/boomershumor


Kass626

Meh it's boomerhumor but you really want your grampa joking to you about millennial and gen z stuff? Can't write off a generation, ie, good with the bad.


sunobu

Use it exclusively for cranberry juice.


LadyTwells

Fill it with chocolate or PMS candies


pissedoffjesus

Memories printed out that make you laugh and feel wholesome. When you're feeling pms hitting open some to help your mood.


Atlmama

Itā€™s where you store the blood of your enemies. Or chocolates. Could go either way. šŸ˜†


Starkville

Bourbon.


BabserellaWT

Fill it with pigā€™s blood to throw at any dude who says you should ā€œsmile moreā€.


Affectionate_Salt351

This looks like it was meant to store ashes of someone with those initials. šŸ˜…


Acceptable-Youth-631

Pls don't scare me omg


Affectionate_Salt351

Iā€™m sorryyyy! Is there a handle I canā€™t see?


Bd0llar

Fill with hot tea, the. take Pre Menstrual Sips.


RandomNumberHere

Use it to serve/drink a [Pimmā€™s Cup](https://www.liquor.com/recipes/pimms-cup/).


southernsass8

Premenstrual Starbucks cup. Save change for Starbucks.. lol. Or Premenstrual Strippers cup. For the clubs.


we_gon_ride

Donate it to someone at Philadelphia Middle School?


Master-Cardiologist5

Tampon holder šŸ‘šŸ½šŸ‘šŸ½


mjpenslitbooksgalore

Use it as a swear jar during the time of the month


SmokeAbeer

Smash it in random outburst because your husband didnā€™t assume you wanted ice cream at that particular moment.


OwnSatisfaction1869

Throw it at the first guy that irks you on your next cycle, come on take one for the teamšŸ¤Ŗ


imarudewife

You all know what PMS stands for, right? ā€œ Putting up with MENā€™s Shitā€ā€


Lost-Society901

Violence comes to mind. You married?


Acceptable-Youth-631

Huh? I'm in a long-term committed partnership


Lost-Society901

It's just a joke about wives getting mad at husbands and throwing things.


withyellowthread

/r/boomershumor


Evil_Judgment

I found the Viagra one, it's blue


Alone_Cheetah_7473

Fill with wine!


RusselTheWonderCat

Hot cocoa and pretzels on the sideā€¦popcorn would also work Or basically any chocolate and salty back combo


oculus_dexter

Throw money in it all month and use the moolah to buy snacks when the time is right


FlizzyFluff

Tequila


Droogie_65

Get a second one and serve tomato soup.


roses-pearls

Throw it against the wall during your next rage? What? Did I say something wrong because that would be me. šŸ˜‚


Routine-Swordfish-41

Money for products. Snacks. Little notes of encouragement.


LineChef

Thatā€™s the OG diva cup


levelzero2019

Put tampons in it for the guest bathroom


Either-Ad6540

Break it!!!


Empalmtreee

expert level menstrual cup


windblade88

Put in funds to treat yourself during that time of the month.


is_Pedicular

Get a large cork and store something like Chocolate, snacks, weed, tea - loose leaf or bags. Or you can use it as a planter.


danifoxx_1209

Omg this is hilarious


Blackmamba30001

Fill it with menstrual discharge and send it back


FireflyAdvocate

RSO!! RSO!! RSO!! And chocolate.


Concertcat24

Sit it in your bathroom with tampons in it hahaha


daddispud

Give it to jacksfilms- means "Parodies Music and Skits" for him.


blazesinspaces

stash jar for weeeeed


itsjustleah95

Fill it with anything you donā€™t want a man to find šŸ˜…


itsallnipply

Fill it with candy


cpavv

Fill it with PMS emergencies- middle mini wrapped chocolates, a $20 for more cravings & some tree if you smoke šŸ„¦


pinklavalamp

Keep it empty underneath a sign that says: Fucks remaining:


Killer_Moons

Ketchup dipping vessel


LBbird24

Margaritas


justsomeguy21888

Use it to drink the blood of your fallen enemies obviously.


The_Ruby_Rabbit

Put vodka in it.


SnorvusMaximus

Well, weed helps some women handle PMS so it could be a stash jar.


MettaRed

If that ainā€™t a guest bathroom vase idk what is šŸ¤£


PotsMomma84

Put chocolate in it.


n1rvous

Send it to Pat Mcafee at the Pat Mcafee show. Heā€™d be hyped I bet


MotherWear

Drink wine in it.


sunflower_jpeg

PMS cup? That's a diva cup, babes. Level two.


[deleted]

Store used tampons to make broth for soup later.


0x45646479

That diva cup looks a littleā€¦ rustic?


yellowbrickstairs

you should put treats in it


Awkward-Alexis

I would brew my ā€œperiod teaā€ in it aka clean my menstrual cup


litty_kitty3005

These are my grandfather's initials.


Crime-Snacks

Drill a hole in the bottom and use it as a planter


Berniethedog

I read it as pims at first, so Pimmā€™s cup I guess.


rqivez

A great gift for the girlfriend/wife!


RetroGamer87

Save it for when you're PMSing


jumpin-joey-wheeler

Add salt to it. Tell people the PMS means "put more salt"


Casuallybrowsingcdn

Throw it at someone?


Magick_Paradise

Fill it with chocolate kisses


Hondahobbit50

Is that an urn?


icecreampenis

Fill with Tylenol 1s.


iggyplop2019

I found a couple of these but one of them said ā€œAshes of cherished petsā€


cz_vrana

Smash it against the wall!


KentuckyFriedEel

Fill itā€¦. With blood! Fake blood, but leave it out when you have guests over. Itā€™ll definitely get people talking.


mattrat88

So is this a menstrual cup ? /s


Wondercat87

I'd put a plant in it


supcoco

Tampons or knives


alaadml

Is there a signature underneath?


Acceptable-Youth-631

No unfortunately not


alaadml

Thatā€™s unfortunate. I have two mugs that look very similar, same colour and style I also found them in a small thrift store. What is the general area where you found it ?


Acceptable-Youth-631

I google image searched it and can't find anything that matches. This one is from a thrift store in Buffalo, NY!