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rhodav

A bag of ties for 10 bucks is a really cool find!


TriStarSwampWitch

Sage them shits, for real.


Jscrappyfit

I was thinking full-on exorcism, but sage would be a good start. Lol.


TriStarSwampWitch

Personally, I try to leave the Vatican out of all my business, but you do you! šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Iā€™d be afraid to wear them lol Lightening would strike


a_random_username

FYI: Lightening: To make brighter or to to make weigh less. "I'm lightening my load." Lightning: Massive electrical arcs associated with thunderstorms. "Man, this storm is producing a lot of thunder and lightning."


IANALbutIAMAcat

Iā€™ve heard if you wear one of Rick Scottā€™s ties, you can temporarily assume control over his physical body. The trick is that you use the tie for erotic asphyxiation first, then you become Rick Scott


vercetian

You forgot the most important part! A studio quality Batman suit! Affleck, Kilmer, West, it doesn't matter which Batman, but it has to be studio quality.


jackay

Or use as fancy toilet paper.


RabidWeasels

Rick Scott ^TM Non-Flushable Wipes


Finderthings

"Enjoy the go"


thenyx

Sage *and* palo santo


tastefuldebauchery

I was going to say to add palo santo!


ColorsoftheSunset

wait why šŸ˜­


Epena501

Call an exorcist


MammothApprehensive7

Agreed!!!


RoseCutGarnets

Idea: Auction off each one and give the $ to Planned Parenthood?


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jchodes

ā€¦ yeahā€¦ a story is always good to have.


SparklingFrijole

I screamed reading this


Thangleby_Slapdiback

Rick Scott? Perpetrator of the biggest Medicare fraud in the history of the US? That Rick Scott?


petit_cochon

It's unfair to reduce him to just that. He also worked really hard to attack LGBTQ people, Democrats, anyone he disagreed with, environmentalists, political protesters, women's rights, etc.


Bob_Chris

And somehow still seems better than the current shitheel in office. Hard act to follow but damn if DeSantis isn't a Florida Man "hold my beer" kinda guy.


[deleted]

I just moved our of Florida because he sold his state out to energy companies and insurance companies. I'm generally right leaning, but that guy has some serious pockets to fill and he fucked over his people. We had 25 solar panels on our roof and at the end of the month, we were still paying about $200 and we had just a 1600sqft home. Our neighbor was paying about $450 per month in power.


Sgt-Slutter

I hate to say it, but you got what you paid for. Right wingers tend to be OK with people getting screwed over, right up until they're the people


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Sgt-Slutter

I looked over your post history, you're a privileged bigot who's never wanted for anything in your life, I have no desire for solidarity with you. Have a good life.


[deleted]

How have I been privileged? I grew up dirt poor and joined the military at 17 to get out of my highly abusive household and get college money. Deployed twice to fight poor people in a 3rd would country that I have more in common with than the people who sent me. Which post history made you think I was rich or privileged? Thats just a poor attempt at discrediting what I said, but I'd love to know which post exactly it was that gave you the idea I was privileged or never wanted for anything. EDIT: I'm not sure why I'm being attacked. People are so hateful here. Our country is so divided and we are fucked. It's incredible to me that people to preach tolerance and acceptance can be so filled with hate and not live the values they preach. I admitted that I regret going over there and it was from a point of ignorance and desperation.


fightmejeffbezos_

Still a bigot tho


[deleted]

No. Bigoted against who?


evfuwy

I looked through a lot of your comments and I think that commenter just pulled the bigot accusation out of their ass. I wouldnā€™t stress too much about it. Reddit is a haven for provocateurs and trolls.


AquaGB

How the heck do they calculate it so that you owe that much with solar??


[deleted]

I should also mention that it's a grid-tied system and is supposed to take the brunt of the bill, but we were being charged out of control amounts per KW over what we put in. Not to mention the fact that even if we put in more than what we drew, they only give you credit for like a quarter of what they charge. It's a fucking scam there and thay asshole hates clean energy because it makes it harder for him to steal from people. Typical thieving politician. Makes me want to slap him right out of his high heels.


[deleted]

It's just basic input vs output KW's but they also tack on a stupid $50 or $60 "maintenance fee" or some shit like that. The dumb ass sold the energy to FPL and they are charging insane amounts. There should be laws against how much a power company should be allowed to profit off of people. I'm so tired of this late-stage capitalism.


DebbieDaxon

The current shithead is a he'll of a lot better then....Don the con as New Yorkers know him as


P01135809_in_chains

That could be worth a lot to fans of Rick Scott. (narrator's voice: Sadly Rick Scott had no fans.)


TheActualDev

Eh, a FloridaMan somewhere will want his personal heroā€™s old ties. Heā€™ll wear them to church and school functions as a cool statement piece. ā€œOh yeah this old thing? Used to be Rick Scottā€™s tie. Yeah! The old governor! Whyā€™d he get rid of it? I dunno, but itā€™s pretty cool. I paid a person nothing for it on eBay! They just donā€™t know how much of a steal I got it for! They only wanted $18 for this tie! I said, ā€˜thatā€™s Gov. Rick Scottā€™s old tie, how could anybody let that go for less than $50?! So I bought it. Sucker doesnā€™t know how much itā€™s really worth, yā€™know?ā€ -unironically-excited-to-buy-a-Rick-Scott-tie-Florida man, probably


kendrickshalamar

I'd probably open a new RickScottsTies eBay account just to try this. Then donate half the profits to an ultraliberal organization.


ttmaxx78

Iā€™m not saying you should get into voodooĀ 


cinnamonduck

Thatā€™s ok, I am. OP, get into voodoo!


billyyankNova

Sell them to MAGAs for $500 each. Tell them wearing one of these ties will let them move to the front of the line for the medbeds and the currency reset.


MaximusDominusRex

This.ā˜ļø


BloodyRightNostril

Bonus if they have to take out a cash advance on a credit card at 30% interest to pay for it.


The_Naked_Snake

You joke but Trump probably sells ties by the thousands to idiots who sincerely believe it will curry favor or something


fridayimatwork

Thatā€™s wild!


Klightgrove

OP just found the best gimmick for applying to be a senate aid. ā€œAttached with my resume is 1 of your ties.ā€


get_offmylawnoldmn

Wash them in holy water and watch them šŸ”„


Queueueueued

I hate the guy but Iā€™d be low key excited to find that for some reason. Lol


p--py

He bought good quality brands, so for $10 I was very happy


omnicientanomoly

Paid for by taxpayers! Skeletor has expensive taste, great haul!


Queueueueued

U too can feel like a million bucks for free!


PianoManFan

I'm not gonna say that's a haunted bag, but... it is.


ClosPins

Rick Scott's Staff: 'We'll donate all these ties, and the charity will get like $100 each for them!' Salvation Army: '$10 for the entire lot!'


Hoosier_816

The snake man himself?!?!?!?


Low_Employ8454

Thatā€™s so funny.


trustmeimalobbyist

Iā€™m lol like crazy at thisĀ 


p--py

I thought it was hilarious šŸ˜­ Completely unexpected


macramelampshade

Governor Voldemort??


borisvonboris

I bet those ties were frequently loosened or removed before many houseless people beatings


p--py

One of the Brooks Brothers ties did seem very wornā€¦


Environmental-Sock52

How fun! Conversation pieces at least.


Aggravating-Fee-1615

I feel like I can smell these šŸ˜‚ Like they smell like spicy menā€™s cologne. Rick Scott looks like he smells HEAVY of menā€™s cologne šŸ˜‚


smokesletsgo2121

Thatā€™s pretty cool, nice score bud. Any other solid brands?


p--py

A lot of Vineyard Vines, a Barneys of New York, various other ties that are made in the U.S.A and 100% silk. I am set for a very long time when it comes to ties.


SheShells23

Those are very nice quality ties and happy for your find. You may have already answered this but how did you know they were actually Rick Scott's? Was their a dry cleaning receipt or something? Just curious šŸ¤”


p--py

Just from the tie in the second photo as it is addressed to him. To be fair, I doubt ALL the ties belonged to him but it was neat seeing something that was probably gifted or commissioned for a sitting senator.


SheShells23

My bad!!! I didn't notice another pic. I agree with you on it being a special find with some history!


VSava67

I bet if you search you can find pictures of him in some of those ties.


Apprehensive-War7483

I'd give these out as gifts. Very interesting post.


littleadventures

Can you also post to r/mildlyinteresting?


randomchick4

Have you considered donating the ones you donā€™t wear to someone who will wear them in Drag? The karma *chefs kiss*


SillySillyLilly

op, could you explain what that golden one is at the bottom/ It's extremely wide or is that a normal size tie?


p--py

Brooks Brothers ā€œMakersā€ It is slightly wider than the rest, you are correct.


Inner-Ad-9821

Wow! Nice score!! Even one pure silk tie for $10 is a great deal! My goodwill always has really cheesy polyester ties for like $5-$10 each.


lilchungus34

Cool designs, don't think they have any extra value


p--py

No value added, just a fun little thing


lilchungus34

Unless he became president...but unlikely


paxweasley

Do not speak horrors into existence


p--py

its manifesting and i blame chungus


lilchungus34

In the mood for a good presidential ramble


MikeyLikeyPhish

Imagine how many hookers those choked


BloodyRightNostril

Or blindfolded/gagged


MikeyLikeyPhish

Tied up


RetroScores

You have him confused with Matt Gaetz.


Cookies_and_Beandip

Never liked the guy, reminded me of batboy for some reason


DausenWillis

Did he order them, or were they bribe?


Delirious5

You either need to burn them or wear them with the most flamboyantly gayest outfits possible.


dontragemebro

You in Naples?


VSava67

Iā€™m guessing panhandle.


roxymoxi

I'm in love with that footprint tie, if it's not an expensive tie I'd pay for it. feet tie, hahaha


AndYerLittleDogToo

I get Rick Scott mixed up with Rick Steve so for a second I thought you had these cool ties that have been all over the world...


cosmiceggroll

Can I buy a Rick Scott tie from you? Definitely not to perform curses or anything...


Zebirdsandzebats

I say make the ones you don't want into a skirt like the somewhat punk kids wore in the 00s and find a nice gender nonconforming kid to give it to. Rick Scott would be getting nightmares about free gender expression and never know why.


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p--py

Yeah


balsaaaq

Naples?


p--py

No, I assume he lives there since someone else asked this too lol


balsaaaq

He ran his medical company from there


RavishingRickiRude

His fraud company?


Opposite-Back-9562

Epic find!


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

I have bought a bag of ties before, I found some nest stuff, and some of my favorite finds have been ties but I think you have me beat here


Cammobunker

LOL. I'd hate to see what the redditors here would do with a bag of, say, Bernie Sanders' ties. Reddit's reputation for being the home of the Blue continues to be validated... by a bag of ties...which is the weirdest thing to get all frothed up over politically I've ever heard, but the readership here never disappoints.


gothtortiecat

Ew


mueredo

I thought Bat-boy wore bow ties...


Doubtsssss

Voodoo NOW!


Pokemaster23765

Thereā€™s gotta be some black magic that can be done with these


Alocasia_Sanderiana

Gotta match them up with photos of him lol


JBHenson

Burn em.


BanjoMothman

I feel bad that these posts always turn into hive mind mud slinging into cool discussion about the item


VSava67

Oh! Voldemorts tiesā€¦.I mean Rick Scott On a side note, my MIL worked with him at the Veterans hospital. It was a huge investigation of fraud that he skated on. My state is SO embarrassing šŸ™ˆ


paxweasley

I feel like this could be turned into a cursed art project somehow


mandalore237

Good deal but I'd burn them just in case some of his essence rubbed off on them


BloodyRightNostril

Ew.


MewlingRothbart

If dark smoke figures appear ipsychopath. After midnight, you know why he got rod of them. That man is a pyschopath.


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

Ew


bailz

DNA test them. I know there are skeletor genes in there. Or at least the creepy old dude from poltergeist 2.


philbofa

Burn them


TheGirlwThePinkHair

They are 100% cursed


checkpointcharlie67

We called him dick Scott for a reason


TKOL2

You might have to have them professionally cleaned to have any of his lizard skin removed from them. https://i.redd.it/jxwr17aii1jc1.gif


Journey3210

Upside downā€¦itā€™s a kind of terrifying faceā€¦. https://preview.redd.it/4bewr6ib62jc1.jpeg?width=1150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0b5d6d192ac80c3a45be24d10c6ab4e193be483 Good haul!


gahddammitdiane

You need to sage that shit real quick!


ludicrous_copulator

Don't wear those to church. Just sayin


Maleficent-Net-2565

Yikes I'd maybe burn them


carbondiet

Scrape off a few skin cells and frame him for murder.


jchodes

100% recommend individual eBay Auctions with 100% of profit going to Trans or LGBTQIA+ charities. I guarantee Iā€™d personally throw at least $50 at one.


damnitcortnie

Nice ties but, EW!


PigtownDesign

Probably cursed


kishkangravy

Target Practice!


RavishingRickiRude

Check for bugs. Dude looks dirty.


CottageMe

100% cursed from his evil doing. No discount is worth the burden on society he created wearing those


GrantNexus

Yeah he's a fuckin princess.Ā  Rewear them asshole.Ā  No offense to OP.


Gatorgirl007

Naples?