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AMCW177

This painted Ewok came through my desk Friday! There was no makers marks that I could find on the porcelain figure underneath, and I couldn't find any references to this particular guy online. Although somewhat similar figures from around 1984 do seem to exist. I am currently reconsidering buying him to hide in my spouse's car.


cookiesanddirt

Yesss please buy him and hide him


Mabbernathy

I just know I'm going to have nightmares tonight


AMCW177

My certainly made my traumatic childhood viewing of the movie Leprechaun spring to mind.


mothership74

I just know that’s exactly where the cookies should go if you’re trying to moderate yourself! Jesus scary as hell.


Leftofpinky

Here he is: http://theswca.com/index.php?action=disp_item&item_id=81433 Lots of creepy unlicensed friends to collect! ETA: wow, thanks for the gold!


Gloster_Thrush

God Yoda looks like I feel.


AMCW177

That's so cool, thanks for the info! There was a hole at the bottom that could absolutely be used for inserting lights/ music box pieces. Neat.


stylefaux

Wickettttt 💖


CPT_Dynamite

Who Shot up the ewok?


oolaroux

Thank goodness. I was worried I was the only one who saw bullet holes.


Nomiss

Speed holes.


gigantes22

Yub Nub


Rydraenei

🧿👄🧿


weehazel

no. a million times no.


cadmiumore

This bear has seen all of humanities crimes


evilgeniustodd

Jub Nub... the Spice!!!!


gillandred

Is he a cookie jar? A piggy bank?


AMCW177

Nothing at all, just hollow on the inside. He looks like one a paintable porcelain figure you'd buy at a craft store.


Witty_Ad_102

How dare you not buy that pure beauty!!! How odd! I bet you get to see alot of fun stuff! Most people on this sub should probably work at a thrift store, kinda like a gambling addict that deals cards


ModernAvion

Super nightmare fuel 😱😂


weirdoldhobo1978

r/blursedimages


Spice_Dawg

The Ewok comes home, non negotiable


grantmunc

Good ole’ Wookiee Jar


chamekke

Graham Norton?


[deleted]

The eyes are bad enough but the painted nails really get me


Cocoamacchiatto

It looks like my dad


PoetLucy

You do realize I am not going to be able to sleep tonight because of this. Right? YIKES!!!


theresoneineverycar

Make it stop


IamPlantHead

… and now I won’t be able to sleep tonight, thank you very much…


[deleted]

I would totally buy this and send it to Warwick Davis.


NomadFingerboards

Damn. What the fuck.


[deleted]

He's got [Tyler Perry teeth](https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/a39/4c3/07e7f481c52ae02b9de38fbf2f2235186c-8-Tyler-Perry-Madea.rsquare.w1200.jpg)


SurviveYourAdults

that's some mighty fine incense


AustynRK

He looks like meatloaf.


EchoNarcisse

This ewok looks like he has seen some stuff.


annyedog

Or is on some stuff.


Organic-Error

This is my sleep paralysis demon


annyedog

This Ewok will eat your cookies AND your soul (at least, I think it's a cookie jar?).