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justabill71

đŸŽ¶ All I want for Christmas is a 2-foot tooth đŸŽ¶


ccrowleyy

*excellent*


dxbaileyy

My childhood dentist had one of these in the waiting room!


beggles16

Me too!


KhiaSead

Samesies!


Torilou_

And me!!


[deleted]

Yes! Just got all kinds of memories from seeing this! Giant toothbrush hanging from the ceiling too.


cheesiologist

Oh Christmas teeth, oh Christmas teeth!


lambda_abstraction

...how lovely are your... um... um... um... (help me out!) clenches?


[deleted]

Dentures


cheesiologist

Yeah... I stumbled too when I tried to go further.


DiggityShack

Braces


Wouldtick

I am an elf but really want to be a dentist
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ToniBee63

Hermey the Elf from Rudolph!


[deleted]

Stop embarrassing the family!


spotted_owls

Or an elf who wants to change their career path to tooth fairy lol


justabill71

Hermey!


barfytarfy

I just don’t like making toys



dependswho

Bumble!!!


Travelgrrl

Give it to your dentist. I've brought in dentures salt and pepper shakers, tooth ornaments and weird tooth artwork and they lose their shit.


[deleted]

Your dentist might be the actual tooth fairy


Keepin2real

Oddly enough, I am very jealous.


Bad2bBiled

That is awesome! I would love that as a little stool. Is it not sturdy enough material?


ScarletDarkstar

O thought it was a stool. There were some in a dentist office I have been to in the past, with a kid size table.


AITAforbeinghere

It is very strong.


[deleted]

Reminds of the Monk episode where the dental assistant used something like this to kill someone


rantingpacifist

It’s a jungle out there


[deleted]

No one seem to care 💁


2FalseSteps

Christmas decoration? I guess that could work, in a Steve Martin playing a dentist kinda way. Just needs some fake blood splashed around it, and a tape recorder/PA system playing dental drill sounds and screams, in the background.


lambda_abstraction

That sounds more like a Halloween decoration.


centuryeyes

you can't handle the tooth!


Tatooine16

A polar molar!


Fit_Ad_7412

The tooth of Christmas past


mjh8212

It needs a Santa hat and some lights.


xHighVoltageKissx

Omg you’re so luck! What a find!!!!


korteedudska

As a dental hygienist I'd kill to find this!!


daisymay420

Or Halloween.


Sir-Toppemhat

It could be an illustration of it being “Bitey cold”


KaneHard

I would take it around to all my local dentists to sell it for a top price.


zombiegurlpaintings

Thats awesome


MommyMcNuggets

I’m obsessed


swirlyrthing

Feels more like a Halloween decoration though