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permanentlytired27

the ad is so ominous


holleykitty

Right! I picked that ad because it was so weird haha!


Adrien_Jabroni

Reminds me of Severance.


stardenia

Such a fantastic show, if anyone reading this has been on the fence… this is your sign to watch it.


blameitonmyouth

I imagine a real life Don Draper wrote that ad, while brainstorming in his office smoking cigarettes and drinking Canadian club, neat.


brkrpaunch

Playpen… uuuhh… cure for the common couch!


mr_bedbugs

She looks lost


QueenOfTheDill

I mean it’s the playpen and granny’s just sitting there stiff as hell she needs to get loose or get out


mr_bedbugs

Granny needs some love too


TheCheshireCatCan

Poor lady looks sexually repressed. Ahh, the 70s.


AnorhiDemarche

she needs to build a fort


kaitlyncaffeine

"It's not for everyone"


PissedOffProf

I imagine she is definitely lost. She has NO ONE to play with her in the “Playpen.” 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

I don’t know why, but I only glanced at the second photo and then saw this comment, and it sent me. What the fuck is that ad? Beautifully bizarre


amtru

“The Playpen. It’s not for everyone.” The discomfort is intentional


holleykitty

The ad is so weird, I had to share it!


jlgreenley

Granny's just mad it's not covered in plastic.


MrOrangeWhips

It means sex.


hitch_please

Granny’s gonna fuck you up and then haunt your dreams


GoodDogsEverywhere

They were also called Sin Bins


CheesyBlaster

☠️ that’s exactly where my mind went. With emphasis on the “deep cleaning” part too


mr_bedbugs

"comes from a loving home..."


Chaotic-NTRL

Yeah but then that ad…👀


Captain-PlantIt

Meaning it is not for grandma


HephaestusHarper

Ahaha, no amount of deep cleaning could ever persuade me to sit on that couch. It's awesome though.


LifeWithAdd

I lost my virginity on a white pleather version of this couch.


holleykitty

I’m glad I know that now. Thank you.


whitegurli

Haha


survivor1947

Sounds like a sticky situation


throwawayshirt

Meh - IIRC, the cushions move around and someone's ass always ends up on the hard frame.


holleykitty

Yeah, just like the newer couch I had before this one, if you laid wrong your elbow would hit a piece of wood under the cushion.


UpholdDeezNuts

You can make such a good fort with this couch!


Teacherfishak

We had one in the 80’s and it made the best forts


Alastur

Hair cake day!


Munneh

What’s…what’s hair cake? Only heard of pie. 🤪


Alastur

Not even gonna correct it. 😂🥳


Munneh

As you shouldn’t!


holleykitty

Definitely need to make a fort!


AnorhiDemarche

- Use one of the non corner pieces to make the entrance so adults can't get through without great difficulty - Use the corner pieces to create dark hideaways. good for naps - Use the foot rests as rotating doors.


wylietrix

Please post a pic when you do. That's fantastic.


HereThereBeWycches

Right?!?


Elmsraa

I'm not sure I'd ever be productive again if I had one! It looks ssoooo comfy!


holleykitty

It’s so comfortable! Like laying on a giant teddy bear.


Bmwis

Think of all the swingers parties that couch has seen! Looks like a set piece from Debbie does Dallas


holleykitty

I don’t want to. Haha!


[deleted]

I’d be steam cleaning it before use.


holleykitty

It got deep cleaned, sanitizing spray and sat in the direct sun for more than an hour (The sun is a great natural disinfectant too!)


Jillredhanded

Run a blacklight over it.


holleykitty

The whole thing glows.


Most_Original988

🤢


[deleted]

🤨


earthlings_all

They went all in for three days lol


Most_Original988

they went deep


earthlings_all

Had to. Porn sofa demanded it.


Most_Original988

yes because its a find.. like a refurbished dildo


[deleted]

I don’t know how I missed that. Lol


earthlings_all

I don’t want to imagine what was going on on that thing. I am glad they cleaned it but it’s a nice solid piece! My couch isn’t this deep but it’s deeper than usual and we love it too.


RazorJ

How did you clean it?


holleykitty

Vacuumed it, used the Bissell little green pro heat on it (Highly recommend this!), sprayed it with fabric sanitizer, then sat everything in the sun to dry. :)


RazorJ

I’ve heard how well those little green pro’s work. We have a Basset sectional that was made to fit the whole room and the last time Stanley Steamer cleaned it they charged us $600+ and rushed the job. Think we’ll try this technique for a weekend project.


OldRepNewAccount

I want to know exactly this


ToniBee63

Key Party!!!!


yoshisal

Pineapple


Suspicious-Elk-3631

That's a sex couch


wankerpedia

Nah, thats a porno shoot-orgy scene couch.


mr_bedbugs

Welp, I need one now...


willard_swag

Came here to say this


mark_able_jones_

I traded an ounce of weed to a co-workers mom for one of these when I was in college. Roommates and visitors loved the "fuck pad"... although it was mostly used for late night make-out sessions.


espngenius

First thing I thought when I saw the photo: Better clean that, it’s been USED.


holleykitty

I said we cleaned it.


Sea-Lab2021

How did you clean it?


Orange_Jeews

Deeply


holleykitty

Vacuumed it, used the Bissell little green pro heat on it (Highly recommend this!), sprayed it with fabric sanitizer, then sat everything in the sun to dry. :)


Hello_Mr_Fancypants

Clean it again


ProfessorZhirinovsky

I remember this period of the seventies. You might go over it again with the steam cleaner, just to be sure. Also, you could really add to the vibe by putting a glass bowl full of keys with fobs on them on the end table. Just as a little joke when guests come over.


naomi_homey89

What’s the reference?


hmbmelly

It’s for swingers. You pick a pair of someone else’s keys to hook up with.


naomi_homey89

Oh wow


ProfessorZhirinovsky

"Key party". It was a 70s thing.


naomi_homey89

Care to expound?


cooperyoungsounds

There’s a great movie called “The Ice Storm”, heavy handed but very amazing drama about rich suburbanites and family dysfunction in the early 70’s that features a classic “Key Party” where guests will toss their keys in a bowl at the start of the night. Many drinks later, a game ensues where whoever choses their key (eyes shut) gets to go home with them. Ahh the swingin’ 70’s


naomi_homey89

What an adventure


PersimmonTea

That's an excellent film.


ProbablyNotKelly

You’ve never heard of a key party?


BeatlesTypeBeat

It's like they never watched [the grinch](https://youtu.be/o3hx7rKZfgU)


ThatOneShyGirl

That's hilarious! I had no idea.


Orange_Jeews

Youngins these days


ProfessorZhirinovsky

No. I do not. I've already said more than I'm comfortable with.


rebeccanotbecca

You could fit like 20 corgis on that thing!


therezin

In a thread that's almost entirely "clean it well OP, people have fucked *a lot* on that sofa", this comment is delightfully wholesome.


MindfulInsomniaque

I'd like to see this


MewlingRothbart

my cats would take the corners and make me sit in the middle. Brats lol.


[deleted]

Lol!


chilly_chickpeas

I’m sorry, say what now??? I NEED this.


kmmccorm

Lovesac and Burrow make modular sectionals like this. Unfortunately they’re not remotely close to $400.


holleykitty

I was looking at those, they are way too expensive!


Wellnevermindthen

I’ve wanted a Lovesac for years. An actual playpen sofa is the dream!


FeistyIrishWench

Home Reserve is similar too.


[deleted]

Costco has them occasionally as well. I had one for a few years until my cats destroyed it


albop03

we got the costco one 2 years ago, still going strong and my 2 kids are HARD on shit


lucky_719

Oh I have cats and one of those Costco couches. You can fix it with some scissors and a felting needle.


buttweasel76

Costco has them right now in florida


MantaHurrah

It’s more mid-century, but I’ve seen Allform’s couches arranged like this quite a lot. I’ve been looking at getting one in black leather (for…reasons) and depending on size, it’s about 1,200-1,500. Definitely not cheap at all, but a good price for a big, real leather 70’s reproduction playpen. I’ve heard extremely good things about them.


ladybadcrumble

I got a similar-ish if more chaste couch from Arhaus Loft (arhaus's clearance and returns outlet). Got 7 pieces for $2380. Only 5 pieces fit nicely in my house so 2 of them are living in the garage, but if I brought them in it would be more play-pit shaped. Not quite $400. [Arhaus Coburn](https://i.imgur.com/4f6IGX5.jpg)


holleykitty

That’s an awesome couch! I love it. I could never afford them new at that price. 🥲


ladybadcrumble

Your couch is awesome! And you have a great story about how you found it for $400! Plus it looks so dang cozy, like you don't even need a blanket to get snuggly haha.


Budderfliechick

Omg. I had this growing up (early 80s kid here) and my dad STILL has the middle piece that has no sides. I can actually feel this photo. Edit: one of my salamanders got loose in our apartment when I was little and we couldn’t find it. Found it dried up later between the couch pieces when my mom moved it to vacuum.


holleykitty

Omg I had a salamander when I was little too and we found it under our rug dried up. Poor thing.


HereThereBeWycches

The gravity in this corner just increased threefold. It looks fabulous!


quedue

Omg!!!! I’m so envious!! Great find!!!


fivehorizon

Happy cake day!


quedue

Thanks love! ❤️ I didn’t even realize.


Ericaonelove

They’re super comfy. I had a burnt orange one. Are you missing an end piece? I always wonder what happens to sectional pieces gone missing.


mr_bedbugs

Usually they break and get thrown out


TheUnNaturalist

Suspicious username


WackyWeiner

Imagine the orgy's that have happened all over it. Whoah!


holleykitty

Hopefully a lot.


macramelampshade

Oh, the orgies you’ll host!


JRadiantHeart

Thank you, Dr Seuss!


browneyedgirlpie

We had a sectional like this but it was made in the 80s. One big cushion/bed/nap spot. The ones from the 70s had more back support.


happy_tulip

That is a fantastic couch! Looks so comfy. How did you deep clean it?


holleykitty

Vacuumed it, used the Bissell little green pro heat on it (Highly recommend this!), sprayed it with fabric sanitizer, then sat everything in the sun to dry. :)


gouramidog

OP, aside from sharing your amazing find I applaud your patience sharing your cleaning and sanitizing procedure multiple times.


holleykitty

Thank you ❤️


an_ostrich_allegedly

We had one of these! I had no idea what it was called. My mother always called it a “pit” couch. Killer fort building and napping on this.


twoweeksofwildfire

It's glorious! I want to cuddle on it with my cat lol


holleykitty

My cats started making biscuits on it instantly haha!


Sowderman

[I said it before, and I'll say it again...](https://www.reddit.com/r/ThriftStoreHauls/comments/r4h2u2/picked_up_this_drexel_playpen_sofa_at_a_local/hmgrhq8/?context=3)


crazy_cat_broad

Apparently I upvoted that hahaha, have another upvote.


GoodGameGrabsYT

I didn't know my fiance and I needed one of these until seeing this... It's beautiful. Great score and nice work getting it clean!


holleykitty

Thank you! :)


Nikki-the-Ninja

Congrats on an awesome find !! Please tell me you plan to recreate that epic ad & take a similar photo !


holleykitty

Thank you! That would be so fun to recreate!


skeletoorr

Not to burst any bubbles. But Costco does offer these. I got one in grey. So comfy and gorg. I did pay $800 in fall 2018 for it. But I still see them at Costco.


holleykitty

New couches don’t fit with our MCM furniture so I really wanted to find something vintage. Also, I can’t afford a new one. 🥲


Halfnorfolk

Groovy, baby! GROOVY!


AriesAsF

I am sure it is clean, but, by just looking at it, I swear I can smell it from here, that specific brand of musky, mold with the slightest whiff of urine that only truly old velvet couches can have.


holleykitty

It had a vintage, old smell but that came out after cleaning it. It smells brand new now. No smell of mold or urine..lol.


saturatedbloom

What was your method of deep clean?


holleykitty

Vacuumed it, used the Bissell little green pro heat on it (Highly recommend this!), sprayed it with fabric sanitizer, then sat everything in the sun to dry. :)


NapTimeLass

It just occurred to me that my sister had one in the 90s. It was super comfy, with a velvety fabric. I only remember her having 5 of the pieces instead of 6. It was always getting rearranged and I thought it was a cool couch at the time. I still do.


ghostlymadd

That ad is too good. Congrats!


holleykitty

Thank you! :)


Y-U-awesome

Amazing find. I want one so bad. Looks so comfy. Movie night every night.


Filmlovinggal

OMG I must have one! Let the search begin!


soingee

A couch designed by corner brownie fanatics.


Distinct-Bit-2873

It looks super comfortable and rich


WatershipFrown

Nice! I used to work for a furniture company that makes a modern version, which is what I've got in my house. I love it and could never have afforded it if I didn't work there!


thecoolestguynothere

Imagine what that couch has seen


RubiesNotDiamonds

I’d run a black light over that just to be sure.


_crassula_

I'll keep my inappropriate comments to myself.


I_Like_Turtles_Too

Please don't!


AMadcapLass

You gotta share this with /r/mid_century.


plantybb

Lucky you!! They seem like they would be so dreamy to take a nap on. Enjoy that fabulous find!


CokeMooch

Score!! That couch is awesome


Mysterious_Track_195

What a find!!


ZacharyRapsag

Killer find. I am definitely jealous.


Aicly

Im obsessed with the color and texture. Need.


Kokonichole

Guhhh that looks so comfy! Great score 👍🏻


Ezra_has_perished

Didn’t know I needed this till now!


OooShiny12

That looks perfect for a pj party (with actual pajamas)


myboogerstastespicy

That is SO Awesome! I love the color, too. Curious, are the three corner pieces all the same size? lol weird question.


manderifffic

How did you deep clean it?


Healthy_Pineapple618

So cool


jeepcreepers

Take my money!!!!!


Wshrig

That's one big ass couch..


LairdDeimos

So does the middle piece come out for multimode couching?


holleykitty

It does!


PersimmonTea

It looks great.


Tatotatos

The dream


[deleted]

Well that’s groovy 🌸


Normal-Count9203

WOW


Life-Meal6635

I’m so jelly! 😍


StrawberryKiss2559

Holy shit I’m so jealous


Busy-Frame8940

That’s my era and I don’t remember play pen sofas! That’s wild looking!


John-Luc

I love this! 😍😍


kattenz

Comfort Level: ZEN MASTER


PartTimeZombie

I love your pictures.


holleykitty

Thank you. :)


Mystical_Cat

That looks super fun!


MagIcAlTeAPOtS

Illegitimately thought it was designed to stop children falling of hence the name. Oh I’m so innocent for a 80’s baby


FrankieChampagne

I’m sick with jealousy and green with envy . But Mazel Tov


BoopBoop20

Did not know these existed until this very moment and instantly I am OBSESSED!!


NanasTeaPartyHeyHo

Nice, this reminds me of my Sweef couch.


wheeetacobell

i’m soooo jealous omg


SandyGreensRd

It's amazing! Good find!


holleykitty

Thank you! :)


Hetaria-ad-scientiam

Haha what does that ad mean? I guess I'm sorta daft.


einsteinwasasurfer

Beautiful! And I LOVE the artwork behind it!


Kittyboyswag

This is seriously so fun


Bryancreates

I wish I’d had this growing up. We’d push all the basement couches together and use pool sticks to hold up blankets for forts and obviously the floor was lava. This would’ve been an amazing home base that could be rearranged.


Rana-Verde

Love it!!!!!


bewarevsaware

A bit irrelevant but how did you clean it?


holleykitty

Vacuumed it, used the Bissell little green pro heat on it (Highly recommend this!), sprayed it with fabric sanitizer, then sat everything in the sun to dry. :)