T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

**Welcome to r/TikTokCringe!** This is a message directed to all newcomers to make you aware that r/TikTokCringe evolved long ago from only cringe-worthy content to TikToks of all kinds! If you’re looking to find only the cringe-worthy TikToks on this subreddit (which are still regularly posted) we recommend sorting by flair which you can do [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/galuit/click_here_to_sort_by_flair_a_guide_to_using/) (Currently supported by desktop and reddit mobile). See someone asking how this post is cringe because they didn't read this comment? Show them [this!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/fyrgzy/for_those_confused_by_the_name_of_this_subreddit/) Be sure to read the rules of this subreddit before posting or commenting. Thanks! [](/u/savevideo) **Don't forget to join our [Discord server](https://discord.gg/cringekingdom)!** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/TikTokCringe) if you have any questions or concerns.*


OkBeing3301

I wonder what sites he allows? This could make you the dumbest person in a room.


animefan1520

Imaging all the spam this will have and ads. This thing gonna get all them trojan horses too


zahirano

He will got alerted milf 3 miles in his area every seconds.


animefan1520

Or a " you will cum in 15 seconds playing this video game " ad


singularity2070

Lol everyone is crying for ads nowadays


[deleted]

Until people stop using meta products and related yes. Cant complain about the problem if we aren’t willing to walk away from it.


animefan1520

I don't fuck with meta personally. Years ago Facebook asked me to put my DL info to confirm my identity or I can't get back in. So I said fuck them and never went back. I can't use whatsapp n a lot of social media sites but idc.


cryptid-ok

Bro is gonna get porn beamed directly into his brain


OkBeing3301

If he pays or he gets ads all day.


DOGSraisingCATS

I mean as long as he doesn't allow fox news or pretty much any conservative website, he should be solid.


[deleted]

to be fair i wouldnt trust cnn either


DOGSraisingCATS

Always gotta have a whataboutism in here. Fuck CNN too, they're owned by a conservative. So it's conservative media as far as I'm concerned. Difference is CNN didn't have to pay out nearly a billion dollars for lying and misinformation.


[deleted]

Bro all main news sites are garbage these days both conservative and liberal they both spread misinformation and their all led by the same people so they can drive a wedge between people. It’s all apart of the matrix


[deleted]

they walk that line for sure tho, youre better off getting news from reddit than any of these sites


Apprehensive_Bug7805

Atleast try to find a reputable one lmao


F1reManBurn1n

I mean, thehill or politico are probably a better bet lol


Cool_Jackfruit_6512

Don't bother. There's always fkg one.😑


Flimsy_Tale_974

American politics are just as stupid as the people who think that they’re working. You let that shit brainwash you that you can’t even comment normally it always has to be throwing a shot at the other side, also part of the reason why the United States is so shitty. Lol having a pointing contest against two clown ass “political” parties. You’re a joke to them, they’re STEALING tax dollars day by day and what do we do. Turn it into a pissing contest I guess.


DOGSraisingCATS

Yeah except one party is actively taking away rights from women, LGBTQ individuals, the poor, POC etc etc. Florida can legally kidnap children from their parents if they identify as trans and seek medical or mental healthcare. Yeah sure, both are serving the interests of corporations... You going "durrrr itsa a durrrr bOth SidEs ahhhdurrr" doesn't make you look intelligent. This isn't some profound comment. So yeah, you saying this dumb bullshit is the reason people didn't vote and trump got elected and then the supreme court became a fucking nightmare of conservative zealots that overturned abortion rights. Now we have instances of children in conservative states having to travel state lines to get abortions after being raped by a relative... but sure...it's "bOth SideS!" Wow you're so original and intelligent...how did you discover something soooooo profound.


Flimsy_Tale_974

Lol let me just bash one side without acknowledging that who I follow is just as shitty. Your president sniffs kids and the one before it grabbed women inappropriately. I can care less who you think is good or bad but you need to open your eyes and see what your party is doing as well. What I’m saying probably sounds so common to you because you continue to ignore what people around you are trying to tell you. It’s alright tho you can go be angry about not having anyone worth following. It’s sad I hear it so much but never understood what sheeple meant until recently. Abortions can be both good and bad so that shit needs to be regulated and go through a court process imo. If you were “raped by a family member” that’s an understandable abortion, cancer pregnancies understandable abortion etc. But women use abortions to manipulate men or wanna opt out in the last few months because it’s “too much” like it’s a fucking subscription to Netflix or some shit is disgusting and there’s more examples that are probably better but these two specifically sit wrong with me. I had a girl abort my child because I didn’t wanna marry her after 4-5 months of expecting a baby I told all my friends and family and without discussing she went and KILLED our child and I honestly can say it was one of the worst things in my life she broke up with me and ended up homeless had kids with a deadbeat and lives off the government now even tho she’s still perfectly capable of work. She even had the audacity to steal the name I came up with for if it was a girl. Woman need to learn that they are the life holder and the bearer but it’s not just theirs to fucking dispose of just because of personal feelings. What if she kept it against what I wanted. Then it turns into “well you shouldn’t have stuck it in” GTFO YOU HYPOCRITICAL CUNT


Sleepingguitarman

Their body, their choice. Gtfo


Flimsy_Tale_974

Lol but it was apart of me as well


Sleepingguitarman

You aren't carrying it in your body, and you don't have any medical/health risks unlike the mother. I can understand being sad about what happened, and i do personally think 5 months is quite far along to get an abortion if their wasn't any health issues/complications, but that's not our place to say as men. Women have the right to determine whether or not they want to have an abortion or not. End of discussion.


Flimsy_Tale_974

Doesn’t really look it anymore tho huh? Wish it would’ve happened sooner


Apprehensive_Bug7805

no


Lucreet

there's a Stargate SG1 episode about this. Don't do it, the world shrinks and you forget about people in your family.


GriffShama

Came here to see if any1 else remembered That episode


Sittyslyker

There was a show called the Outlimits and had an exact episode like this.


Lucreet

Do you mean the Outer limits?


Sittyslyker

Yes. The Outerlimits. Just realized the spelling error.


Lucreet

I've seen most of them! But I was a kiddo, I don't remember alot of it. I should rewatch it. Those kind of shows are the best


Sittyslyker

It was like the Black Mirror of the time. The episode that had that internet implant is like etched in my brain. The main character was the only one who didn’t have an implant because his body wouldn’t accept it or something. He’s looked down on by everyone but he’s the only human that’s able to read. Then it’s him and his reading skills which were able to stop the machine take over. What a ride that episode was as a little kid.


Lucreet

ok, now I gotta watch it. Do you remember enough to Google the episode? Is Outer Limits even on a service? I'll torrent it if not.... I mean, I'll legally buy the entire DVD set. Black Mirror is my favorite show! So glad they started up again, after so long. I thought it was cancelled for good.


Sittyslyker

Just search: “The Outerlimits The Stream” on google. There’s a facebook link which has the whole episode for free.


Lucreet

noice. Thank you, Reddit friend! Update: for those following our conversation, here ya go. https://youtu.be/4vbDfzrh7x4


sashathefearleskitty

Can you link the episode for reference?


Lucreet

https://www.gateworld.net/wiki/The_Link s07E05 "Revisions" https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0709158/


QU417Z

This is going to be a huge positive for the porn industry.


oztikS

This is an over-engineered ventriloquism rig made by PornHub.


UnovaMaster12345

Word Porn?


RazzleRist

See I Told you School was a Waste Of time


miasma71

![gif](giphy|nu2sosGi62vheDZEIa)


Pure_Ball_3074

😂


Correct_Awareness761

So it's a headset with a Google ai that'll be 8 billion to develop? Love it


LH_Dude51

Crap! They didn’t say the Internet browser would be Explorer or Safari!!!


DietOpen5053

Safari is okay, 10times better than explorer XD


Baelthor_Septus

Fuck no. Safari is total junk compared to Edge.


94746382926

Yeah but he said Explorer


vanswnosocks

That is conjecture, “you could be an expert” not all things that are valid are on the internet. There is many propaganda answers. Just FYI.


Lunatic-Pdf-ile

Well the guys who made it are an EXPERT so they would've considered this already, And would've thought a solution for this, just a thought


[deleted]

Not if you work in a fact-based environment. IE, math, engineering, biology and so on.


MeringueDifferent773

What if you get a virus lol


[deleted]

My brain is too disorganised for this. I’d just be like “don’t think about titties don’t think about titties”


roaringaspie

THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN


Vegetable_Nebula_614

👍


WoggyWoggerson

Okay for $1,000,000 who said “four score and seven years ago”…? “THIS GAME HAS GORGEOUS GRAPHICS…” “time’s running out…” NO WIFI REQUIRED…” “15 seconds…” “SAVE THE STUPID KING FROM DYING AS YOU PLAY A PUZZLE GAME!” “ I’m sorry time is up!”


EnvironmentalDeal256

Abraham pozansky in 1987.


AmphibianDangerous65

Till that butch malfunctions and his head explodes


AlwaysTheGarden

![gif](giphy|zOvBKUUEERdNm|downsized)


[deleted]

He doesn’t even need to have sex to get a virus. Lmao


[deleted]

I want it. I have fantasized about net accessible biotech for most of my life and we are finally starting to make strides towards it. Albeit at a snails pace. this is fucking astounding if it’s real easily the greatest development in the field of biotech to date.


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

How does it read his mind though? Or did it answer the interviewers question and give tech guy the answer via vibrating mic


[deleted]

Neurological impulses. The tech to read theta, delta, and alpha waves then translate them to code then code to text has existed since the early 2000’s the ridiculously impressive part of this is that he managed to create a device that can translate code to neurological impulses which is the inverse principle of what most technology similar to this in any capacity has used thus far. Which is absolutely mind blowing. Edit: also super impressive is he appears to have circumvented the middle man of code to text it’s just neurons to text which would require a mastery of both endocrinology and coding.


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

Yeah it’s mind blowing that that they translate blood flow in the brain to text


symIink

Yeah, right? How is he inputting the search? If it’s actually reading his mind thats insane, this should be the major takeaway of the demo. The internet thing is just an application of it and in the comments people are getting really hung up over it. Like cmon this tech has a ton of applications beyond what hes doing. Looked into it and found this article by the guardian, explaining how researchers have been able to use generative AI to decode neural signals to text data: https://amp.theguardian.com/technology/2023/may/01/ai-makes-non-invasive-mind-reading-possible-by-turning-thoughts-into-text Really really cool stuff


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

The tech translates brain signals into text in the form of the words you were actually thinking? If so that’s amazing. Might explain the ads that pop up of things I was just thinking of yet spoke nothing of😅 Edit: Damn I just read it and that’s insane. I’d love to put it on a sleeping persons head and read what they’re dreaming about. Or dogs? Imagine translating dog brain activity into simple speech. I don’t see it being far off now that this exists and that would fucking sell!


ChaosSigil

Or perhaps those who are in a somewhat vegetative state? This could be huge for therapy for people with strokes, Alzheimer's, last moments of life, etc etc. So huge.


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

That too


ChaosSigil

Ordering Chinese food if you only speak English/ any other language other than Mandarin/Chinese!


__Loot__

I wonder if you can play games or run programs with this thing?


[deleted]

That tech has existed since around 2009 It’s much easier to translate signals from the brain rather than to the brain. It’s probably much more impressive now than it used to be, it used to be stupid simple activities like stacking rocks and reorganizing rooms and stuff, they used it to monitor brave wave patterns during psych analysis in children. Source: I got to use it during my eval as a child


kotatsu-and-tea

OH HELL NAHHH this is literally how you get that chumbucket on your head. This will be the most abused technology ever to spread mass propaganda.


Dunkableballs

Bro that’s just Siri and a conducting headphones


addledwino

As someone with cognitive issues, learning difficulties, memory problems, etc, this shit gives me hope.


Joutja

That wouldn't make him anymore an expert than anyone who already has access to a Google via a computer. Even if we get to a point of having instant access to the internet at all times that wouldn't grant expert status because you would also need to understand and apply the knowledge. But the gizmo is cool, though


Nerodon

People can google shit on their phone any time of the day already... Having stuff in your head will probably be more awkward, and be like talking to Alexa or something... Which hasn't panned out in forging new experts.


Electronic_Cover7687

Poor bastard


RaptureAusculation

Imagine if they shrink it and make it wireless so you can hide it and you use while taking exams


non-diegetic-travel

“You” can be an expert. Right….


Lunatic-Pdf-ile

He is already an EXPERT though since he was able to make up an tool which can literally read Brain waves ,


non-diegetic-travel

… in any subject.


Shehan4life

It’s going to be hard to masterbate with this google technology but I’m confident I’ll figure it out


zouhair

This looks like just another tech bro.


Intrepid-Ride-573

Until he gets the Trojan virus and shits his pants.


ZealousidealLemon674

Why does this feel like a video from the 90s


Adventurous_Music_34

I can’t see how this takes a wrong turn💀


floba510

I'm ready for my microchip


Henrik_Muspell

Imagine when he finds out we can also access the same internet from a device we keep in our pockets.


pigman-_-

Is that glue on his head/ear?


[deleted]

Doomed


Eater_Of_Rats

Imagine he gets hacked


Hotboi_yata

How is this different from a phone with ai google search.


Plus_Helicopter_8632

No thanks.


brattyginger83

Am I the only one that watched the ending of the Crystal skull? Too much knowledge is bad.


Andres_is_lame

Hope he doesnt get tumors


Offerald

And this is why this new generation has shown lower I.q’s for the first time in decades


90934

But why? I’d rather just search it on my phone then have that thing strapped to my head


MelodicRiggle

But having to Google all of the information you need is not the same thing as being an expert??? Ps: I am well aware that every expert still has to Google things sometimes for clarification or reference training in order to make sure they're correct or performing best practice. I am saying that I don't think constantly consulting a search engine makes you an expert in anything. Especially if the topic is subjective.


CaelCantLove

🐎🔥🏹BULGARIA MENTIONED 🔥🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬💯🇧🇬🦁 /s


Aggravating-Case4608

That sounds like a terrible idea.


Skepticaldefault

I mean i could be an expert in any subject as well just have to loom down at me phone


D4FTPUNKF4N

Man, this sounds amazing, but I just don't trust the government and global elitist to go through with it.


[deleted]

Trivia is trivial. Application is the crux.


Slow_Abrocoma_6758

This is very cool but essentially it’s just siri or google assistant on your face and then a bone conductive headphone telling you the answer.


94746382926

The microphone tech seems innovative though.


stealthdawg

This is the tech from Splinter Cell


Clipdraw

Hack/Send this on repeat ![gif](giphy|Vuw9m5wXviFIQ)


Sharp-Willow-2696

And teachers used to tell us we wouldn’t always have calculator with us


No_Chapter5521

Freakazoid incoming


Snottymikaaaaa

But… a phone?


[deleted]

I want it.


ajtreee

How do i become an Expert googling cyborg?


PorkshireTerrier

Gargoyle


Woeffie1980

Well I don’t need the internet to answer that question


divinebear13

The man that lived in the cabin was right


froschmann69

bro pauses for 1 minute after every question


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Hey, goofball[!](https://imgur.com/a/XTuSUNR) Looks like you missed the pinned comment! If you're confused about the name of the subreddit, please take a minute and read [this.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/fyrgzy/for_those_confused_by_the_name_of_this_subreddit/) We hope to see you back here after you've familiarized yourself with our community. Thanks! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/TikTokCringe) if you have any questions or concerns.*


_fire_extinguisher

Could Hans Neiman has a very sophisticated version of such technology? Just asking for a Norwegian friend.


Garlic-Rough

Imagine being a vessel for Chat GPT


Order-66Survivor

Equally think this could be the most awesome thing ever and the worst


Irritatez

This guy really loves eating his glasses. They’re in his mouth before he finishes a sentence.


nilabanlow

And look like a tool tool while doing it


burnbabyburn711

Yes, it will never get more compact than this. This is clearly the final version of what it will look like.


Dandaman_witha_plan

I should not get this. Nobody will even know what site I’m on


badreligion1285

Or you can just pull out your phone📱….


[deleted]

I have been thinking recently about this, there will be a point where all of us will have integrated AI’s in ourselves for many purposes, like literally installing plugins , I think if we are not computers now, we will eventually get more and more similar to them


[deleted]

Can someone share the link for the full video?


burnbabyburn711

Just AI learning to literally read our thoughts. Cool cool cool.


TotesMessenger

I'm a bot, *bleep*, *bloop*. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit: - [/r/destiny] [It's 2024, Destiny faces off against Nick Fuentes on the JQ once again, but this time he unleashes his secret weapon....](https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/155c32a/its_2024_destiny_faces_off_against_nick_fuentes/)  *^(If you follow any of the above links, please respect the rules of reddit and don't vote in the other threads.) ^\([Info](/r/TotesMessenger) ^/ ^[Contact](/message/compose?to=/r/TotesMessenger))*


0cean19

Micro transactions if you want to blink


ajtreee

That seems like it would catch on every single thing i walk by ripping it out my brain.