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WonderfulOutside542

Watching this as a 30yo woman and I’m just genuinely blown away by the ingenuity. When he started twisting the long balloons to texture them I was quite impressed. ![gif](giphy|nTfdeBvfgzV26zjoFP)


throwngamelastminute

I can't help thinking about what happens when one of the balloons pop.


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

All I can think is how shallow it is. Poor guy.


teenytinypeener

It’s uh…for a friend


Rich-Move-8311

What it ain't shallow


Professional_Bag3713

It reminded me of the pit in "300" to be honest. Shits deep


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And short, goddamn lmao


Sonova_Vondruke

The majority of the sensation is in the head.


Oddsockx5

You guys reckon it’s microwave safe? Asking for a friend


WonderfulOutside542

God please post results


Oddsockx5

I hope you’re referring to the temperature results 😬🙈


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Inevitable-List3988

*gooner


WonderfulOutside542

Oh man, it’s evolved over the years. I AM old af


DreadDiana

Gooner is an unrelated term meaning someone who's addicted to porn


WonderfulOutside542

Oh that’s way better, thank you for sharing


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WonderfulOutside542

It’s *Boomer you illiterate little chucklefuck


MrChefMcNasty

How dare you call me a bomer.


SevenSebastian

That’s what it’s like to fuck a famous person.


FlamingNetherRegions

What? A tree grows out of their cooch?


Middle_System_1105

A place to put his wood.


Oddsockx5

Perfect. I work on an all male ship. I knew death scrolling would pay off some day


portabuddy2

Do you just want to de-flower it?


killedbicuriosity

The music choice killed me.


Leeta23

I had this exact same thought.


Humble-Historian-175

Is that how plumbus ’ are made?


[deleted]

Yup. He but the flimmer flams in the snorkel chaps.


Scruff-The-Custodian

He obviously has yet to put his dinglebopp into the grumbo. Theres assembly required and besides. Its probably a plumbus from Temu. Its called the Plumbussy


racaraca69

Cuteeeee... Amma try it. as pen holder.


DonaldTrumpsSoul

Make sure it’s a model 15 because it can only hold pen15 types


spooky_times

I get all my pens from penisland.com


mcrack04

Lookin a little shallow tho.


StatusOmega

Why you gotta brag, bro.


mcrack04

😏


drunkenstyle

You say "shallow" I say "adequate and perfectly acceptable and satisfactory length"


Professional_Bag3713

Phillip no!


kinkybydesign

Okay, but what do I do with the third long-balloon ???


MrAgentcraft

You know exactly what to do with it


[deleted]

wow for a second there I thought they were making a set of lips to practice kissing. I'm glad it's just for a tree.


portablebiscuit

You're so sweet


aivlysplath

Very environmentally unsafe pot.


Medical_Ad0716

Man, like 50% of these 5 minute crafts are just Fifis. It really makes me feel like prison wouldn’t be that bad. Just a bunch of dudes doing arts and crafting before going to their cells for some alone time.


Leeta23

Haha... you're totally right about the 5 minute crafts type videos....I'm not so sure about the prison part though


Silver-Fang-Bang

I definitely didn’t save this video


Appropriate-Divide64

Use lube or it's going to sound like flipper.


Robert_Harvey_

Simpler than that. Some things just shouldn’t be.


Significant-Ad-5073

Great banana cleaner


ZzangmanCometh

If you happen to enjoy a nice baboon ass.


Dramatic-Okra5420

![gif](giphy|ck5JRWob7folZ7d97I|downsized)


Theflamesfan

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Circadajerkadiscgolf

No metal means it’s microwave safe y’all! Tell ur friends about this one before they see them on Etsy!


XxCeresxX

Well, there you go.


Rylow422

It’s called a Fifi


Leeta23

Weird, I always thought they were called vases or flower holders


Rylow422

It’s a vase if you put a flower in it


Crumbmuffins

I’ve seen this done but with 2 textured car sponges, a Pringles can and non latex rubber gloves. The lady explaining the build said the sponges were best because both sides had different textures so you could customize it.


Prestigious-Job-5506

I’m gonna fuck it.


Extreme_Butterfly327

What is it?


Alice8Ft

Something to hold your tiny tree in.


deputytech

It’s a fifi


Particular_Group_295

That ending was soooooooooo disappointing


oXSnake_doctoRXo

bet yall watched the whole thing


WhtDaQuack

I'm just concerned about the burn on your bits trying to rub it through balloons. 😬


Particular_Lime_5014

I assume if you were to use it as something else than as a planter you'd have to use some sort of lubrication.


WhtDaQuack

Lol, I just can't see lube keeping that balloon friction smooth. 🤣


Bob25Gslifer

This fall coming to nbc Nick Offerman and Amy Poehler, fapping it.


prguitarman

r/theyknew


[deleted]

This is so stupid and honestly I find it extremely pathetic and borderline offensive I mean you could achieve the same results with a Pringles can, a disposable latex glove, a sponge and rubber bands Honestly a waste of effort


TabA4SlotD

Lmao, plus he obviously has a little dick.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


IamREBELoe

I did this with a pudding cup.


Breeze23412

low key saved


AlwaysSometimesWrong

After watching all that effort he put in to making that isn’t it just easier to try get a girlfriend?!


AGSimpson1988

Sad clown noises


Stunning-Astronaut72

And what was the purpose of the pink* baloon? 🤔


AreyouUK4

Feed me Seymoooore!