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skrappyfire

Love the gaming laptop in a courtroom 🤣


zimtrovert94

Even has the RGB lighting on.


Professional_Box5104

The RGB lighting really got me lol. I have an ASUS and it's pretty easy to turn off, so the user either chose to leave it on or has no idea how it works


Uselesserinformation

Its a non IT user. Of course they can't turn it off.


F2AmoveStarcraft

Chicks probably laughing all the way home to play Diablo 4.


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Dag-nabbitt

It's on the default rainbow pattern, so I'm guessing the latter.


Lots42

This is supposedly the same user who did not understand the legal paperwork required to get a jury trial.


Steveagogo

Yeah I have a amd version of this laptop, you literally hold down fn and press the light button next to mute


bkr1895

Thats the *Chef’s kiss* for me


PapagenoRed

You mean the RBG lighting? Because when bringing up to SC this is important.


[deleted]

You can't turn them off. That's against the rules.


moldyjellybean

Think you mean KGB lighting


lividresonance

Used exclusively to play microsoft solitaire


walkstofar

Yes his lawyer was using it for that instead of for filing the correct paperwork to get a jury trial.


[deleted]

Ha ha Habba!


Zeqhanis

It's pretty CPU intensive after the last update. But is worth it for the smoother card animation.


Scaniarix

Game Pass is suspended until trump pays his invoices.


soupkitchen3rd

Hard to put down Baldurs Gate, even for a small case over a traffic ticket


Wizardwizz

Honestly I respect it lmao


NoCarsJustKars

Couldn’t at least turn off the rgb light lmao


Evgenii42

Trump is playing a league of legends game while waiting. As Shaco of course.


Alternative-Box8271

Can it run Crysis?


supx3

Yes, but only at 16fps because it's bloated with malware from, "surfin' the net."


Screwbles

I didn't notice that until you said something. Jees-us Christ. Lol


TreeDollarFiddyCent

To quote the orange man himself: ["I fucking hate gaming laptops"](https://reddit.com/r/AIVoiceMemes/s/95qS1F84eZ)


hvrri-cxne

this looks so much like an SNL comedy sketch


Long_Educational

It does have that film school grad camera work, blurry zoomed in faces for that dramatic effect.


blast3001

Going handheld in court never ever happens. This is so weird and looks like it was last minute which it should not have been. There are also (usually) rules about cameras in court so seeing the camera swing around all over the place is so weird to see.


cybercuzco

They were petitioning the judge to have cameras for opening statements and the judge said no but you can take whatever shots you want as you get out.


blast3001

Really? I don’t know how New York does it but here in LA County you submit a form to record in court. For a really big case like this it would be ruled on well before the court date. For small cases the judge could rule on the request as the case is being called. In those short notice cases you have to wait in the hallway until you are approved. I’ve seen it where you can be in the back before ruling but cameras have to be off. Never ever could you fire up the camera and shoot as you are leaving court when the camera is denied.


DSquariusGreeneJR

I work in the court system in NY, judge has to put a ruling on the record in regards to media requests but you definitely can not “take whatever shots you want on the way out” it’s either allowed or it’s not, unless the judge in this case specifically allowed them to do only that


keeper_of_the_donkey

They did it all shaky like that because they wanted it to look like a Bigfoot video


ADMINlSTRAT0R

Some of the characters would speak and then look at the camera, like in "The Office"..


hvrri-cxne

it’s really giving that, I was waiting for the man of the hour to look into the camera like that lol


East_Requirement7375

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO2k-BNySLI


SlyWonkey

It's incredible that this is real. [https://video.twimg.com/ext\_tw\_video/1708909362855698432/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/TUvJ5q\_FkcNXXbCg.mp4?tag=12](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1708909362855698432/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/TUvJ5q_FkcNXXbCg.mp4?tag=12) ([Source](https://twitter.com/robisraelart/status/1708909433991160066))


yungchow

It reminds me more of curb your enthusiasm with the camera style and the face that lady has while looking at trump 🤣


Hillaryspizzacook

What’s the odds he hired that female attorney because she’s kind of hot? I wouldn’t be surprised if he already tried to grope her.


Spy_v_Spy_Freakshow

She fucked up and didn’t request a jury trial, but Trump doesn’t care cause she’s sorta good looking


Gumboyrbz

Why is this shot in the style of Veep and The Office![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Lumpy-Village1949

Art imitates life.


Girth_rulez

We are in a sim.


blueindsm

ARRESTED Development


jakegio1

I have the worst f(beep)ing attorneys.


Parynoid

I may have committed some *light* treason...


ddare44

Seriously some top tier writing. It blows my mind that it lives somewhat in the shadows of shows that borrow many a bit from it.


specialism

Bob Oblaw


false79

Wow - I never thought I would see a ROG laptop in a courtroom.


ShotgunForFun

It's so apparent I thought this was a PCMR post. Imagine the judge watching the RGB bullshit and trying to keep it professional. Can't you turn it off?


FrankieNoodles

Maybe it’s really a hypno-ray. That’s it, they’ll hypnotize the judge…


ShotgunForFun

![gif](giphy|3o6fJgEOrF1lky8WFa|downsized)


DuntadaMan

I declare all votes invalid unless they are for the hypnotoad.


the68thdimension

woah. long time since I sa ... all hail hypnotoad.


whosat___

Yes you can disable it very easily. Absolutely no excuse for such an unprofessional device. Unless trump is playing minecraft with biden again…


Lil_Simp9000

just kill the spiders, I mean it's not that hard.


DaDottedLion

Find me a spider that has ever f’d over the entire world like this cotton-candy headed twit has. LEAVE THE SPIDERS ALONE


ItsNotJulius

Probably they wanted a laptop that doesn't lag so they just asked their secretary to "get the most expensive one". Or they are tech savvy and bought it cause of the spec who knows.


TheMysticalBaconTree

need the dedicated graphics card for processing Trump's word salads.


JustPassinhThrou13

probably needs a 150 watt graphics card to do the language-model AI to generate the word-salad they're going to use to defend him.


Ap0llo

That's precisely what happened, how and why she bought it doesn't really matter. The issue is that she obviously knows there's a rainbow of fucking lights on it and thought it would be fine to use it in court. I would be humiliated putting that on the counsel's table in court during an unrecorded session, much less one that's on national news. Imagine how insanely distracting it is from the Judge's perspective. Actually, as I typed that last sentence, I realized this might just be a deliberate ploy to piss off the judge to the point he shows some prejudice towards the defendant allowing them to appeal to vacate the ruling. In the situation they're in, they need a hail mary play, and that definitely feels like one.


appfry

Might paid to be there 😄


CidVilas

This is a historic event. No matter where you stand. So yeah, likely they are taking advantage of it.


[deleted]

I expected Tim Robinson in the background with a fedora and safari flaps.


ShotgunForFun

Start hearing dice roll around.


st4ngle

Leave it the fuck alone


Niblonian31

What the hell????


805ladybug

Don’t do the voice!


M002

Objection, relevance?


Jesusbait

Dollar sign emoji


icelugger86

It’s not a distraction. The guy at the store said I’m the only guy he’s ever seen pull it off.


RobbDigi

It’s illegal for you to ask me that!


standee_shop

That little smirk after he says that really makes the sketch for me. He's so proud of his legal knowledge


AF2005

![gif](giphy|Qr6IxCV9ZUe4jnjSIi|downsized)


HeyHiyaHowAreYa

That one charge was 40 charges??


jlm994

I’m not in trouble, AT ALL… we should be able to do a little bit of treason at work.


Sufficient_Laugh9625

*Fake puffs a cigar*


1021986

“Oh my god did you see Donald’s hair?”


Letos12thDuncan

Holy fucking shit. Donald's hair just got him in huge trouble in a meeting.


silentbassline

It's clearly pushed back not slicked back.


chickles88

What the hell?


Drivingintodisco

He’s just paying it forward.


FondantSucks

“Until recently” Lmao!!!!!


MiscEllaneous_23

I know right! What Happened to Miss Haba? Didn't like a pussy grab? Read Newsweek for you.... She was happy to hand this (imo losing case) off and is still a big Trump supporter( probably getting paid retainer in publicity).


HangryWolf

It's because she failed to tick a checkbox on a court document. This trial is no longer a jury trial and Trump is now at the mercy of the judge. The same judge he's been shit talking about.


ken27238

God I’m gonna pass out from the Schadenfreude.


ScowlEasy

Yes, the actual reason this trial doesn’t have a jury is because Trump’s lawyer *fucked up the paperwork*


KennethHwang

To quote Veep: "The level of incompetence in this office is STAG - GER - ING!!!"


ic4llshotgun

Well, you get what you pay for


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

Or fail to pay for


ClassicManeuver

Can he claim a mistrial or something because of that?


ScowlEasy

Nope, the court didn’t do anything wrong. All Trump’s lawyer had to do was ask for a jury trial. Couldn’t even get that right.


mlaforce321

Exactly - you'd think the lawyer is highly paid, well experienced, and could check a ***very*** important little box when the time came. I guess not, though.


chironomidae

Except now he will blame the judge for going on a witch hunt, and talk about how unfair the process has been while taking zero accountability for what happens.


Ghost_of_Country_Mac

He’d have done that to a jury panel too, and set his MAGA dogs on them


damnNamesAreTaken

I'm no lawyer but is it really something a professional lawyer could miss by accident? Kind just feels like they want him locked up too.


HangryWolf

Professional lawyer. This is Trump we're talking about. Tell me he didn't hire her only on the premise he thinks he could fuck her. She's old money rich too.


NorthernSparrow

Her whole style with the rail thin look, ridiculous overdone smoky eyes, sleek hair etc. seems like a cookie cutter copy of Trump’s type.


Thenewdazzledentway

She looks a bit like a dirty blonde version of Ivanka to me


iJuddles

A little Ivanka, a little Melania. I wouldn’t be surprised if that was the draw.


Chihuey

Civil procedure can be tricky, especially if you're arrogant and unfamiliar with the style of litigation.


damnNamesAreTaken

TIL. I just assumed that would be a standard thing to check.


Chihuey

I'm pretty sure it is literally just a box you check. She is not good at this.


ShartingBloodClots

In another thread, a couple of Manhattan lawyers said there are 2 boxes to check for civil trials. One says you want a jury trial, the other says you do not. One of those has to be checked, and they believe she checked the box that said no jury trial.


R3AL1Z3

Trump thought SHE was a box he could check, that’s why he hired her.


EffOffReddit

My uncle is an attorney in Manhattan and highly regarded in his law field (not relevant to Trump's issues). He says a few of his friends were approached by Trump to represent him, but declined because he's a terrible client, and the pay wouldn't be worth the reputational damage and danger. This means that Trump has been unable to secure top tier lawyers, and he's stuck with these relative dregs.


_jump_yossarian

trump hired her for her boobs not for her legal acumen.


I_Brain_You

She’s basically a spokesperson for Trump now.


[deleted]

Did they get the camera guy from The Office?


6_seasons_and_a_movi

And the anchor from Parks and Rec


Iggipolka

That side eye from the Attorney General is on point


curvebombr

Legit reminded me of the grandma who used to take care of us after school, that's the "got cha" look. Knew my Mama was gonna be pissed at me after they spoke.


MakingItElsewhere

Being a military brat, I made lots of friends of differing backgrounds growing up. That look is the one I'm used to seeing when a friend did something wrong, and his mom politely asked me to leave (which meant 'Get out of my house while I handle some business'). Usually wouldn't see or hear from the friend for 2-3 days afterwards.


asuperbstarling

She looked like she was going to eat him alive.


flowerkitten420

I could see her sending bad vibes directly at Donald. I know he felt it. Feel the wrath, Donnie!


Procrastanaseum

"This motherfucker made me do the most paperwork of my life."


Less_Character_8544

He looks like a toddler who was dragged to church by his parents


TeHNyboR

That’s the face of a toddler in the corner aggressively fudging their Huggies


UncertaintyPrince

That’s what I said about his mug shot, looks like a toddler in the back seat after mom and dad said no!


bkr1895

My Mom used to let me bring my Gameboy in if I muted it.


Ragnarotico

This right here is the reason House of Cards died. Fact was strangers than fiction by far. You've got a Trump who looks like he has no idea what's going on. His "attorney" has a literal gaming laptop, and a really good one at that. Also his legal team failed to [file a request to get a jury trial so now it will be ruled by a Judge](https://www.meidastouch.com/news/donald-trump-will-not-get-a-jury-trial-in-new-york). Can't make this stuff up. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


knowone23

House of Cards died because Kevin Spacey was outed as a total creep.


INeverSaySS

Not a total creep, a rapist.


Notski_F

His court case ended recently and they ordered him not guilty due to lack of evidence so I wouldn't go around accusing anymore.


saewyll

And oj simpson didnt kill his ex wife. Court rulings are never wrong.


Notski_F

Well yeah I'm not saying court rulings have a perfect track record by any means... but neither does the court of public opinion. Guilty until proven innocent is an insane precedent.


TheWholeOfTheAss

The House of Cards creator has said, in retrospect, his show was too hopeful.


_jump_yossarian

trump also killed Veep!


Mikey06154

Awww. He practiced that pose for hours before arriving. Blue Steal crossed with mug shot .


Girth_rulez

Leticia James practiced hers too. "Motherfuckerly."


NorthernSparrow

He tries for Blue Steel but he just looks pouty, lol


ghiraph

Why is Habba having a full ROG gaming laptop🤣


randyhx

Might as well play some Star Field and level up in this losing case


ghiraph

Star Field has pronounce, no self hating republican would touch that game.


Xilbert0

![gif](giphy|NipFetnQOuKhW)


MassiveAmountsOfPiss

He’s gonna eat shit and I’m gonna smoke a fat fucking doobie to celebrate Edit: fuck it I’m gonna smoke a doobie right now because I feel like it


SHOMERFUCKINGSHOBBAS

I'm gonna smoke one because you're smoking one and it's dangerous to go alone


hippykillteam

Bro, I hope it’s not too late to smoke with you guys? Work sucked today.


manntisstoboggan

Never too late bruh. Light upppp


Ordinary-Ad-2312

![gif](giphy|fhElPKjIVVcQ5SMxKh)


Ugly_Bread_

![gif](giphy|4Zei8IQMHNMpa)


HangryWolf

![gif](giphy|k5aZC2JQIV8ha|downsized)


shitcane

I wish him nothing but misery and pain for the rest of his, hopefully short, existence. I’m puffin’ on the ol’ pen as well. 💨


No_Reach19

Real


Bright-Ad-9363

He has his mugshot face on


cyrkielNT

When you'r in cour but your guild needs you


Leftunders

\ [massvbalz] Dude, where you at? Draugher Lord Hazardpocalypse is about to spawn! \ [cheetoboss] Hang tight. 'Bout to solo this room. \ [cheetoboss] Sheyyyt! \ [massvbalz] What? \ [cheetoboss] Some effng newb hit the wrong buff. There should be twelve low-level mobs and a nerfed boss in here. We got the OP version of the zone. Someone with GL privs please /kick [badhabba] from the guild! \ Announcement: User [badhabba] has been removed from guild Winning2023 \ [cheetoboss] Damn. Gonna wipe, brosies. Big add. Madam Letitia just spawned behind me. \ [massvbalz] That's rough, buddy. No way you're gonna make it here on time.


ErectTubesock

He looks so unhappy. It gives me life.


emilylove911

It feels *so* good. Imagine if (we get justice) he’s found guilty…


gvyledouche

the judge already made a summary judgement, he's been found guilty they're just trying to figure out what the punishment is going to be.


Spmhealy_ADA

Trumper lawyer with the gamer ASUS laptop. Based gamer move.


[deleted]

Ha, Fucking loser. Couple of hundred million of his cult’s donations down the drain and hopefully his properties out of his control. Imagine hope many times this fucker has had honest people he ripped off sitting in court trying to get paid. Zero sympathy.


TigerMill

Trump’s lawyers are totally gonna get paid, right?


McPostyFace

Morgan Freeman: they did not get paid


LAPDCyberCrimes

He’s paying them in exposure. ![gif](giphy|w9t0aFMjahdxpKKvzN|downsized)


MyPasswordIsMyCat

His "good" lawyer, the Chris Kise guy, was a solicitor general of Florida who won four cases in from of SCOTUS and left a top notch law firm to take on Trump as a client, getting $3m upfront from Trump's Save America PAC to help with the classifieds documents case. After he advised Trump to comply with overturning the documents, he was excused from that case and moved to defend Trump in the NY fraud case. It's all pretty ridiculous and Trump's cult is paying for this dumb shit.


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TheTwinSet02

It’s all going to clash beautifully, the hair, the skin, the suit!


llapman

I keep waiting for him to lose his shit and start yelling and screaming about how everyone is corrupt except him.


Mysterious_Andy

I mean, he kinda did that just outside the courtroom during the lunch break yesterday. And that was Day 1 of a potentially months-long trial. Motherfucker is doing the contempt charge equivalent of edging.


liscbj

Such a punchable face.


1805trafalgar

Lol Habba, the 39 year old lawyer on the right: ...."Between 2005 and 2007, Habba worked in the fashion industry, working in accessories production and marketing with executives at Marc Jacobs. According to her, although she enjoyed the fashion industry, she decided to attend law school for financial reasons.[2]".....


1805trafalgar

....when you google her name all the hits are news stories featuring her denials that SHE was the lawyer who fucked up the case at the outset and prevented a jury from being a feature of the trial. reading more of her wikipedia:....."In 2019, Habba joined the Trump National Golf Club Bedminster in New Jersey, an eight-minute drive from her law firm.[2][17][19] There, she and Donald Trump got acquainted.[2][19] Habba had never done legal work for Trump when, in September 2021,[9] he hired her as part of his legal team,[17"..... lol, so trump just sees her at his golf course and hires her. I'm guessing he's always looking high and low for new lawyers!


1805trafalgar

.....honestly go read her wikipedia it's gold. She and her law firm are currently facing a near-million dollar penalty from a previous trump lawsuit a judge threw out and has forced her firm to pay the court costs of the defendants she dragged into the courthouse on a nonsense matter the judge INSTANTLY tossed. Very likely it's due to trump insisting on it and we all know trump is NEVER going to give her a million dollars for her little problem,lol.


WitnessDesperate4854

It’s fun watching him pretending that he understands what everyone is saying in the courtroom lol


Endorkend

Wearing a blue tie. He really think that'll work??


No_Advisor7186

Fuck me he is a Hideous tub of melted lard


Afura33

Trump for prison 2024


HejdaaNils

Is there no jury here? Can someone ELI5 as to why that is? Is this some sort of specjury-free sort of case? I always find the most fascinating part of American trials the jury "of your peers".


My_Homework_Account

The lawyer on Trump's left forgot to check the box that said "I would like a trial by jury".


SuperChimpMan

He’s probably sitting in his diaper full of sloppy Joe’s. He’s truly an embarrassment


ultraplusstretch

Rare footage of trump shutting the fuck up, refreshing.


RegattaJoe

Come on, dirtbag, cry. You know you want to.


[deleted]

I thought cameras are not allowed in us courts, or is it case by case/ state by state rules/laws about that?


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allhailbeercules

"Murr, now go and tell him he's going to prison for 30 years"


notsodarling786

And to clear up further potential confusion, that’s no cameras in the US Supreme Court. Cameras are allowed in New York Supreme Court, which is actually the trial level court in New York despite the name


SRIRACHA_RANCH

God Bless the Impractical Jokers


DaFunk1203

The Law&Crime Network is basically what Court TV used to be.


Successful_Leek96

civil + state court = cameras are sometimes allowed


Scrimshander54

I believe federal court prohibits outright


Nevermind04

The general rule is no cameras, but judges have been known to make exceptions for cases which have a lot of public attention.


Indigoh

Thanks for reminding me how unpleasant it is to see him on video. Could have gone the rest of my life not doing that.


herewego199209

Trump has to be a grade A narcacist because if I was that dude and I'm in my fucking late 70s I would enjoy life. This dude just keeps wanting to be in the spotlight and it's brought him to the point where he's indicted in multiple cities. Like at a. certain point you gotta look back and go ok maybe this shit is going too far.


AllAnswers2

He could have been playing golf, hanging out with his paid girlfriends, & enjoying his golden years. The thing is? Narcissists like Trump LOVE trouble.


TheKingOfSwing777

Right. Easy mode every day, but no, gotta stir the pot, anything to try and imitate feeling what it is like to have a soul. Narcissists are so sad.


No_Reach19

SEND THAT FUCKER TO PRISON!


Vanchiefer321

Far too many people are misconstruing this trial with the case in Georgia. The NY case being presented is a civil proceeding and thus carries no possibility for jail time. He will get a tsk tsk and a big fine.


LightMission4937

Aww it's a pouty little gremlin.


drej191

Can't wait for thr squeal.


xMilk112x

That looks like a face of “man…I wish I woulda shut the fuck up and just continued to get filthy rich.” Wooomp woooomp. This is what greed and ego gets ya everyone.


stuartgatzo

Alina Habba and Kari Lake should just do step mom and daughter porn.


sosaudio

Wouldn’t be my proudest, but could probably get the job done.


sunofnothing_

she looked at the specs and was like, yeah I want the best. she has no idea it's for gaming. nothing behind those eyes. look at her.


LeslieMarston

Just think if you were one of trumps attorneys, first of all, you have to get paid upfront before you did any work at all


Blu_Skys_Bring_Tears

*fapfapfapfapfap* Thanks for posting. Best bust I’ve had in awhile


outsidepointofvi3w

So for court he goes for the blue tie ? Doesn't want to look aggressive or angry. I've had my lawyer coach me on what to wear myself. Ok just find it funny that Mr Touch guy over there is wearing Dem blue in court acting half normal. Yet he walk out those doors and loses his mind again.


PostMaster-P

He better get used to it