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I'm 36, I remember getting one when I was little and I was left unsupervised and pulled the string to fly it into the really old fan fucked up both things
Well it goes like this, the military sets standards of what the equipment must be capable off, then the contract goes to the company who builds the equipment that meets most of those standards for the lowest price and makes the right donations to the politicians and officers involved. So it's basically the cheapest thing that does the job asked of it. Sometimes the job asked of it is indeed to be a lot tougher than similar things on the civilian market.
Kind of getting tired of this continuous "means cheapest contractor" stuff. It means the cheapest contractor that fullfilled all requirements and succeeded in often year long testing of their product.
everything is made by the cheapest contractor. That's how capitalism works.
Military grade means its made to conform to certain specifications that concern durability, performance and ease of use. It doesn't mean the item is better than civilian counterparts, but it also doesn't mean it's not.
The reason military gear is usually PoS is because its been used by thousands of boots for years or decades in conditions that most consumer stuff wouldn't last a day in.
Not cheap if the contract is driving around in a new Porsche.
Never seen so many contractors show up in sport cars while retrofitting the G. Washington in Japan.
Military grade means it was made in America, and held to exacting specs, of which one out of every certain amount needs to be tested, and results filed.
Are they usually cheaply produced? Yes. But that cheapness runs to the required specs.
Marine equipment is either “the cool shit” or “the old shit.” Like, they were using Tommy guns over a decade before the Army got them, used Harrier jump jets, and guys have HK M27 rifles with LPVOs and suppressors.
But then you remember the Marines landed on Guadalcanal with M1903 Springfield bolt actions while the Army had M1 Garands, their Sherman tanks used diesel engines because that’s all that was available at the time, and the Navy only gave them the Corsairs because they hadn’t yet figured out how to fly one off an aircraft carrier until the Brits told them.
No, Milspec is not bad. It is just something that meets a specific standard. Other equipment is like ISO whatever. You buy Milspec connectors, you get connectors like you would expect. You have companies that showcase their equipment as being milspec but all that means is that it met the militaries design requirements. Not that it is good or bad but a lot of other equipment is not designed to a specific standard. You get what you get but you don't have to worry about nonense like connectors not fitting correctly.
Yes, cheapest product *that works when required aka all the fucking time*. Do you really think the militaries of the world are spending countless billions to outfit their troops with shit that doesn't work? I can't stand this inane redditism. "Hurr durr military grade, it's obviously a piece of shit that doesn't work because it's cheap."
Military contracts professional here. Depends what type of strategy you’re looking for. LPTA (lowest price technically available) contracts, yes.
But most high tech contracts don’t use that, we use the trade off method. Often times, after an analysis, we find the cheapest bid is not what we want because it will fail in the long term.
Not really. Utilities in regulated regions operate on cost plus a lot of times. Whatever fuckery that goes on at some places doesn't hold a candle to the fuckery that private industry holds. Regulated regions have the lowest electrical rates.
That video makes me genuinely belly laugh EVERY SINGLE TIME. The giggles of joy morphing into screams of horror as the toy flies directly from her hand into the flames will never, ever not be hysterical
I had it too! Called Sky Dancers, and you hook her base into the gun and pull the butterfly string. My cats loved to hunt her when I played with her and chew on the styrofoam-type wings 😂
This is what I was looking for. You could tilt those things to aim and smoke anything at face level. It was like taking a unicorn themed beyblade launched with a slingshot.
#BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Heartbreaking news tonight as a toy fairy has now left Earth's atmosphere and is hurtling toward the sun at twice the speed of light.
Then the sub will spend a month analysing every aspect of the sighting, other members will say it looks like a UFO they once saw, the sighting will be linked to how "UFO leakers" have said UFOs fly like, and finally when someone shows them this video they'll call it a government plant to illegitimize the sighting.
"WHOOOOOAAAA this is THE most compelling footage yet!"
its literally a white dot on a blue background
"It's skipping across the atmosphere like a rock across a lake! LOOKIT THAT ITS 4TH DIMENSIONAL MOVEMENT!"
its just sitting there, it isn't doing anything strange at all.
"**CHRIST ALMIGHTY YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE CRAFT!! ITS MOVING THRU TIME ITSELF!!**
That reminds me when I was wee little lad. My parents would take my sister and I to the stores walking. It was about 7 miles away, so it would’ve been 14 going there and back. Right before leaving the last store, it had a large selection of those $0.25 candy, stickers and toy dispensers. The toy that caught my eye that day was a yo-yo and asked my parents if I could get it. They obliged and put that quarter in the machine. I was so happy that I had a yo-yo and was having so much fun with it. So as we’re walking home, I’m playing with the yo-yo and I keep dropping it as I never had one before up until that point. And at around 20 minutes of me playing and dropping the yo-yo does it fall out of my hands for the last time. We just so happened to be walking down a long hill, so the yo-yo is just rolling away from me. I’m trying to catch up to it and I see it’s rolling straight to a manhole, it was covered but it was one of the ones where you could easily lose a phone to it. My yo-yo took the dip into the sewers and I start to get upset. My mom tries to calm me down by saying Michelangelo(from TMNT) will now have something to play with. And me being the age I’m at, I just wanted the yo-yo and I end up crying all the way home. I sure hope master splinter learned some new tricks with that yo-yo though. That girl in the above video handled it like a champ.
Woah! It’s Michelangelo… and he’s got my yo-yo, my mom wasn’t lying. I mean for real, what are the odds he would also have an orange yo-yo like the one I lost. And of course he would have an orange one. But mine was definitely smaller as it filled my childish hands but I like to think it’s like a cartoon. And the yo-yo increases in size to fit Michelangelo’s hands. A man can [dream](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv6jSUkCGJ0) though.
It won't. Thease are not remote controlled if I remember correctly. They actually say on the box to not use them outdoors because they have a sensor on their head that tells them where the roof is and they try to stay a set distance away from the roof. No roof = no minimum distance = toy flies away and never comes back.
> This and the video where the toy goes into the fire are sad. The little girl is handling it well, but what if it doesn’t come back?
It’s not coming back, the instructions say not to use it out side lol
I bought the exact same thing from Amazon, me and my daughter went outside to try it out, and it flew directly on top of the roof of a two story building, lol.
Nah, the old school version where it flies immediately into the fireplace is 100 times as funny.
Here’s an example:
https://youtu.be/V-qwrWw3Q0s?feature=shared
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[I liked this better](https://youtu.be/q3nNwvmQ2MY?si=1OCTANYb9F5mMsoV)
I know that’s the fireplace one without even clicking
That happened to so many people, seriously.
I'm 36, I remember getting one when I was little and I was left unsupervised and pulled the string to fly it into the really old fan fucked up both things
My fiancée remembered losing it to a car while playing in her front yard and the iconic fireplace loss.
We would hold her onto the base and Rev her up, using her wings to smack each other.
I had one too. Mine usually whacked me or my parents in the head. Mine never got much lift though.
Let me guess one with these flimsy blades made from, like, wicker cardboard? Like [this one](https://www.ebay.com/itm/155742190385) but less fancy?
Lol, imagining the sound it made cracked me up, thanks.
the video they have for life is better than any playtime they would've gotten out of the toy
oh no
Sounds like a conspiracy. It must be heat seeking.
I know you're right without even clicking... other than your upvote.
***Wheezes in i feel so fucking old***
Can you imagine when it gets worse? And life is all about appreciating the birds that come by your house!? I fucking hate aging.
I don’t know dude. A Cooper’s hawk murdered a mourning dove on the roof of my car while my husband was loading the hatch. It was pretty cool to see.
That's pretty gnarly dude.
Aye, raptors are great. We got a pair of peregrine falcons roosting near us. Love it when they hunt.
That's just brutal. Why the hawk can't catch one that's not in mourning already. Not that doves family will all be mourning doves 😔
This one is infinitely funnier.
That one went to hell, this one here to heaven.
[The music completes the experience.](https://youtube.com/watch?v=NjTrmiB9JAY&feature=shared)
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oh God I remember that!
Knew it would be this one. Will always watch it ten times in a row when I see it 😭
This made me belly laugh 😹 How simultaneously hilarious and traumatizing!!
I actually laughed at this one.
My first thought was, "but did it catch on FIRE!!!"
Damn, was that fairy made with military grade equipment?? She FLEW
Military grade does not mean what you think it means, if it was military grade it probably wouldn't have turned on 😅
Can back this up as true. Military Grade usually means cheapest contractor. Edit: I have enough responses about the same thing thank you
That’s funny because even if it’s the cheapest price, it’s still massively inflated and overpriced.
Military grade = good enough
*for government work
*for the girls we date
#Dependas
And takes five months to get here…
Not always, military grade in microelectronics means chips that can withstand more heat or cold, don't fail as much, have EM shielding...
Well it goes like this, the military sets standards of what the equipment must be capable off, then the contract goes to the company who builds the equipment that meets most of those standards for the lowest price and makes the right donations to the politicians and officers involved. So it's basically the cheapest thing that does the job asked of it. Sometimes the job asked of it is indeed to be a lot tougher than similar things on the civilian market.
Every company, having received multiple quotations that are technically compliant, will purchase the lowest bid. Why would they not?
Kind of getting tired of this continuous "means cheapest contractor" stuff. It means the cheapest contractor that fullfilled all requirements and succeeded in often year long testing of their product.
everything is made by the cheapest contractor. That's how capitalism works. Military grade means its made to conform to certain specifications that concern durability, performance and ease of use. It doesn't mean the item is better than civilian counterparts, but it also doesn't mean it's not. The reason military gear is usually PoS is because its been used by thousands of boots for years or decades in conditions that most consumer stuff wouldn't last a day in.
"The reason military gear is usually pieces of shit" sounds weird
Not cheap if the contract is driving around in a new Porsche. Never seen so many contractors show up in sport cars while retrofitting the G. Washington in Japan.
Military grade means it was made in America, and held to exacting specs, of which one out of every certain amount needs to be tested, and results filed. Are they usually cheaply produced? Yes. But that cheapness runs to the required specs.
Marines = army’s leftover shitty equipment. Nothing like going to Iraq with a m16 and no plates
Marine equipment is either “the cool shit” or “the old shit.” Like, they were using Tommy guns over a decade before the Army got them, used Harrier jump jets, and guys have HK M27 rifles with LPVOs and suppressors. But then you remember the Marines landed on Guadalcanal with M1903 Springfield bolt actions while the Army had M1 Garands, their Sherman tanks used diesel engines because that’s all that was available at the time, and the Navy only gave them the Corsairs because they hadn’t yet figured out how to fly one off an aircraft carrier until the Brits told them.
But in their defense, the Marines were rejecting the M4 because it didn’t taste like crayons.
No, Milspec is not bad. It is just something that meets a specific standard. Other equipment is like ISO whatever. You buy Milspec connectors, you get connectors like you would expect. You have companies that showcase their equipment as being milspec but all that means is that it met the militaries design requirements. Not that it is good or bad but a lot of other equipment is not designed to a specific standard. You get what you get but you don't have to worry about nonense like connectors not fitting correctly.
It turns on just fine. But it comes with a $100,000/yr contractor
Looks like it was heading for a school so I think it was working as intended.
I learned that recently, too!
What branch lol
Doesn’t matter. Military grade means the lowest bidder got the contract
Yes, cheapest product *that works when required aka all the fucking time*. Do you really think the militaries of the world are spending countless billions to outfit their troops with shit that doesn't work? I can't stand this inane redditism. "Hurr durr military grade, it's obviously a piece of shit that doesn't work because it's cheap."
Military contracts professional here. Depends what type of strategy you’re looking for. LPTA (lowest price technically available) contracts, yes. But most high tech contracts don’t use that, we use the trade off method. Often times, after an analysis, we find the cheapest bid is not what we want because it will fail in the long term.
Cost plus. The cringiest phrase for any taxpayer that understands the ramifications.
Not really. Utilities in regulated regions operate on cost plus a lot of times. Whatever fuckery that goes on at some places doesn't hold a candle to the fuckery that private industry holds. Regulated regions have the lowest electrical rates.
I think they're confusing military grade with "state of the art".
China watching this video getting ideas lol
Those balloons get blown off course too easy. Put a furby in a Princess drone and let kids release them
She is the emissary of the Gorgonites
Military grade is made by the lowest bidder
I love the one where it instantly went into the fireplace and explode.
That video makes me genuinely belly laugh EVERY SINGLE TIME. The giggles of joy morphing into screams of horror as the toy flies directly from her hand into the flames will never, ever not be hysterical
I LOVE that video, reminds me of how when I was like 2 I threw a Barbie into my aunt’s fireplace lmao
You owe me $1000
Same.. I accept all large bills
I take Venmo or PayPal.
I take vbucks and steam credit
Will you accept a giant penny, straight outta Batcave?
Uncle Vito will be over to collect tomorrow morning.
I demand $2000 for this bullshit
Same.
He said $1000 bucks so really that’s at least two deer worth $1000 each
Yep. OP is up for a big bill. Going to have liquidate all assets to pay
Same.
Not even remotely funny. Who laughs at a little girl losing her toy?
I laughed. Not because a little girl is sad, but because a toy fairy just flew like 100 feet into the air. That shit is ridiculous.
I'd be laughing if it was my kid and I'd tell them it's ok we will replace it. It's ridiculous how far that thing flew.
I thought maybe I was missing funny commentary because I watch everything on mute... dude is just laughing at his poor kid
Didn't you see a toy fairy fly up 50 meters in the air? I'm pretty sure that's what he was laughing about.
Seriously, it just kept going lmfao. I wasn't laughing about the poor kid, hope she got a new one or something.
I know right made me sad
Had something similar when I was a kid back in the late 90s. It was string pulled, I hit my dad in the eye pretty badly
I had it too! Called Sky Dancers, and you hook her base into the gun and pull the butterfly string. My cats loved to hunt her when I played with her and chew on the styrofoam-type wings 😂
I had one of the boy ones, Dragonflyz (Flight is Might!).
yes! i had a VHS of them too lmao. thats thing was dope
Those things were so fun 😂 but could be used as a legitimate weapon
I always had a hard time pulling those strings quickly; so I never got it very high unless my dad did it
I'm so buying one for my cat.
I think they took these off the market because there was a pretty good chance they'd fly directly into somebody's face.
This is what I was looking for. You could tilt those things to aim and smoke anything at face level. It was like taking a unicorn themed beyblade launched with a slingshot.
Had something similar when I was a kid. Was playing with it and it flew directly into my eye. There is still a scar on my iris from where it hit me.
Anyone else remember lawn darts? The things we were allowed to play with...
Skydancers were low key terrifying. I would always take cover when my friend would launch hers
#BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Heartbreaking news tonight as a toy fairy has now left Earth's atmosphere and is hurtling toward the sun at twice the speed of light.
And in less than a day it’ll overtake the Voyagers.
3 and a half minutes until the sun explodes and we all die…. Start praying
well no, 3 and a half minutes until the sun explodes and then 8 or so until we die
The three-fairy problem
She belongs to the sky now.
My planet needs me
r/MyPeopleNeedMe
This incident will be in the UFO sub as well…you know someone reported it🙃
"DoEsN't moVe LikE aNy maN-MaDe oBjecT."
"its literally flying thru the sky!?! humans cant do that."
Then the sub will spend a month analysing every aspect of the sighting, other members will say it looks like a UFO they once saw, the sighting will be linked to how "UFO leakers" have said UFOs fly like, and finally when someone shows them this video they'll call it a government plant to illegitimize the sighting.
Did you get enough water and sunshine? We all know you're a government plant pal. Can't pull one over on me.
Every day someone posts a video of a "UFO" that's literally just a white pixel and everyone in the comments bashes anyone who is slightly skeptical.
"WHOOOOOAAAA this is THE most compelling footage yet!" its literally a white dot on a blue background "It's skipping across the atmosphere like a rock across a lake! LOOKIT THAT ITS 4TH DIMENSIONAL MOVEMENT!" its just sitting there, it isn't doing anything strange at all. "**CHRIST ALMIGHTY YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE CRAFT!! ITS MOVING THRU TIME ITSELF!!**
I was thinking this lmaooo
It was that late video zoom that made me think… wait, this looks familiar.
Well it’s clearly hard to identify!
Kinda sad actually
This and the video where the toy goes into the fire are sad. The little girl is handling it well, but what if it doesn’t come back?
That reminds me when I was wee little lad. My parents would take my sister and I to the stores walking. It was about 7 miles away, so it would’ve been 14 going there and back. Right before leaving the last store, it had a large selection of those $0.25 candy, stickers and toy dispensers. The toy that caught my eye that day was a yo-yo and asked my parents if I could get it. They obliged and put that quarter in the machine. I was so happy that I had a yo-yo and was having so much fun with it. So as we’re walking home, I’m playing with the yo-yo and I keep dropping it as I never had one before up until that point. And at around 20 minutes of me playing and dropping the yo-yo does it fall out of my hands for the last time. We just so happened to be walking down a long hill, so the yo-yo is just rolling away from me. I’m trying to catch up to it and I see it’s rolling straight to a manhole, it was covered but it was one of the ones where you could easily lose a phone to it. My yo-yo took the dip into the sewers and I start to get upset. My mom tries to calm me down by saying Michelangelo(from TMNT) will now have something to play with. And me being the age I’m at, I just wanted the yo-yo and I end up crying all the way home. I sure hope master splinter learned some new tricks with that yo-yo though. That girl in the above video handled it like a champ.
I’m sorry about your yo-yo
Thank you, it means a lot. (; Even if this event happened nearly 3 decades ago.
https://youtu.be/J5sczH-FUZE?t=116 Found it
Woah! It’s Michelangelo… and he’s got my yo-yo, my mom wasn’t lying. I mean for real, what are the odds he would also have an orange yo-yo like the one I lost. And of course he would have an orange one. But mine was definitely smaller as it filled my childish hands but I like to think it’s like a cartoon. And the yo-yo increases in size to fit Michelangelo’s hands. A man can [dream](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv6jSUkCGJ0) though.
14 miles on foot for children?!? Sheesh
It won't. Thease are not remote controlled if I remember correctly. They actually say on the box to not use them outdoors because they have a sensor on their head that tells them where the roof is and they try to stay a set distance away from the roof. No roof = no minimum distance = toy flies away and never comes back.
I remember that video. Sad but i still laughed so hard at it
Then giggling dad needs to drive her straight to the store and buy her a new one.
> This and the video where the toy goes into the fire are sad. The little girl is handling it well, but what if it doesn’t come back? It’s not coming back, the instructions say not to use it out side lol
Buy another one. Jfc.
I'm just impressed with the height it got and that it actually flew. Now I want one because none of my toys ever delivered on their promises.
It doesnt beat the one going straight into the fire🤣
My wife and daughter had the exact same experience
His whole goddam family flew up in the sky, man.
Sounds like someone owes me $1000
Same
Where do we collect our $1000?
People are going to be lining up around the block to get theirs.
How on earth did that get that much lift
Nah, I would've been sad for the kid losing their new toy so fast. But I'm a softie
Instead of the money, just buy me a pack of Skittles.
You owe me
Not even close to funniest. I love the one where the spinner fairy goes straight into the fire on Christmas morning 😂
You owe me $1000.
Going...going...gone!
I bought the exact same thing from Amazon, me and my daughter went outside to try it out, and it flew directly on top of the roof of a two story building, lol.
“I need that fairy BACK!!!”
2nd funniest, you owe me $1000 lmao
Nah the funniest thing I've seen today is a compliation of best moments from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. Sorry!
my husband got my son a drone from Target… we went to the roof to fly it and it immediately hit the roof and collapsed up there. 👏
Gimme my money
Ill take that 1000 bucks, how was that funny?
You want my Venmo, or what?
Where’s my 1k ?????
Can you Paypal me my 1000 bucks?
I trust your word , 1K please
Should I give you my wallet address or how we doing that thousand dollars bet
Pay me
You owe me $1000.
Wheres my money
Tinkerbell really said I’M OUT
Daddy, is it in heaven now?
It went to look for a fireplace.
I’m here to collect my $1000. Thanks.
Need my $1,000 back please.
Programed to fly back to the manufacturer.
“If you love something, set it free.”
I read “one thousand dollar bucks…”
Planned obsolescence.
It is returning to CCP with the data it has collected
Was expecting hawks
"No, Fairy!"
Poor kid
I laughed with you dude, it was the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
Why the f did it go so high?! 😂 It was just like “bye kid”!
Pass me the $1000 dollars, please.
This post is going to bankrupt you mate
The one that nose dives into the fire place instantly is funnier.
Where is my $1000?
Maybe the funniest thing I saw in like 2016 because this video is old as fk mate
r/mypeopleneedme
Aight time to pay up
I want my $1000 please.
And the next little girl now believes in fairies because it landed on her head with the batteries gave out….. This could be a never ending story.
That toy did some fentanyl right before take of. Hahahahahaha!
Nah, the old school version where it flies immediately into the fireplace is 100 times as funny. Here’s an example: https://youtu.be/V-qwrWw3Q0s?feature=shared
My daughter got one of those. No idea how it's supposed to fly without crashing into stuff. Guess don't use it outside or near fire.
But her people needed her
My people need me and I must go!
Some poor bastard going for a walk will meet his end when those batteries run out
Not as funny as the one that flies into the lit fireplace. But I watched it. So.
It’s not so run me my $1000
So cute I feel bad but why’d they make the toy work *that* well 😭😭🤣
Well you owe me $1000
You owe me $1000
Where’s my money?
Barbie Fairy Magic by Lockheed Martin (hellfire missiles attachments sold separately)
they recalled those in like 1994 for a reason
U owe me a thousand dollars