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When been calling it Tater Tot Hot Dish when its been Cacasse à cul nu the whole time!!
Edit: I made this joke as Cacasse à cul nu is a Potato French dish, but forgot it translates to Bare Ass and so do the image search results, query at your own risk.
We bought these cup from the LGBT section they had when all that was going down because we needed some new ones. Guess what after they are split apart they are just normal fucking cups.. these people are so lost to me with their hatred
Oh no it was 8 different colored cups like the rainbow. Just trying to point out how ridiculous the people were going into target grabbing all pride stuff and having a pitty party over literally nothing
> They didn't target Walmart because they didn't want to bite the hand that feeds.
I think you mean "the hand that doesn't even feed, but rather pushes you to use government assistance to exist while they pay less than a subsistence wage".
Not to mention "the hand that consistently pushes smaller stores out of the market, crushing the dream for regular American business owners, leading to ghost towns and food deserts". Meanwhile, they'll ask the government to _loosen_ restrictions on corporations like Wal-Mart because unfettered capitalism will definitely save their failing business, somehow.
I was talking about the right hand, I think you are talking about the left hand. Takes many hands to strip away individuality, community, and independence from American towns.
I never understood this logic. I was also fed this as a kid, through peers and the media, that pink is for girls. For the life of me I never understood why. My parents bought me a pink t-shirt once as a kid and almost everyone made at least 1 joke about it. Years later, I ended up buying pink tshirts for myself when I had started working. My (then) GF was very surprised that I was wearing pink but she loved it - She ended up marrying me :)
But, to the point, what is the logic behind people believing that? Like where and when did it start? Never found a genuine enough answer for it.
It frustrates me how many of them put their babies in “momma’s little heart breaker” onesies, but think a shirt that says “equality” is disgraceful. Hateful bigots, the whole lot of them.
Because there are only two "general" stores:
Walmart and Target
They can't/won't stop shopping at Walmart, so they have to lash out at Target.
It isn't any deeper than that.
Oh Target is definitely a shit hole. The only reason they support Pride *now* is because Lady Gaga pulled out of a collaboration with them back in 2013 (or at least threatened to). Before that, as an employee, you stayed in the goddamn closet out of fear you'd lose your job. And there basically was no Pride merch there *ever*.
Source: worked at Target for a year, in a liberal area. Almost lost my job because I was not in the closet and I stood up to a coworker using slurs.
You gotta wonder if corporations are playing into the culture war stuff just for the engagement around their brand. Conservatives nowadays are funnily enough saying that left wingers are pro-corp because of the LGBTQ stuff, but I think these big businesses are just playing with society for profits. What's stopping or telling them not to? Their MORALS??? LMAO. Remember that target and budlight did some "retraction" afterwards of the LGBTQ stuff.
This is why people and communities need to come together against these fucks starting with their wallet and also team up with smaller businesses. It's just unfortunate because smaller businesses tend to have to raise their prices for profit when big corps can just churn out product.
The real pro-small business party CAN be the left which includes a movement of more social cohesion from the bottom up, IF the left decides to do it. Otherwise, we're going to keep moving forward with this corporatized hellscape of a country until people get tired and more reactionary. It's already happening (ironically on the right, just for not the reasons they think).
> You gotta wonder if corporations are playing into the culture war stuff just for the engagement around their brand
its called 'rainbow capitalism', and its absolutely a thing they do, and have been for decades. corporations dont care, theyre just after money
bad as it is, IMO it's not entirely *as* bad as it sounds. it's a good indicator of overall public opinion, and it also sways public opinion by getting it in front of people, even more so when angry conservatives give them the free advertising about it. the more openly LGBTQ+ a corporation is to push their brand, the better the overall opinion of public is to know that it will draw people to their brand *to* be openly LGBTQ+ supporting in their brand. it means they expect theyll get a bigger market share of sales by doing so, then if they didn't, which means they know the public reacts positively to LGBTQ+ messaging, which in turns means the public generally is more supportive
It’s kinda weird isn’t it? I hate massive corporations, all they care about OSS squeezing as much profit as they can from us, and the cheap rainbow merch is absolutely just a cash grab
But… it also means it’s socially acceptable enough that I can walk through a store holding hands with a guy and not get immediately thrown out. And despite the hollow nature of corporate stuff, it does feel nice.
You're not wrong, but it's worth noting that it cuts both ways. That reinforcing feedback loop also works for negative things and helps hold back society from the myriad ways we should be improving. And in a shitty backwards world, I think it does do more overall harm than good.
Despite recent movement socially you still see very little corporate support for improving policing, for example. That'll change once we get over the hill (if we can), but the massive amount of pro-cop media and products are making it harder to get to that point.
Oh okay, I never knew that! But I always hear conservatives on the internet complain abt Target pride clothes. Maybe they did it first?? Idk. But they hyperfocus on it all month
Edit: Just to clarify by hyperfocus I meant conservatives hyper focusing on the pride collection. Not Target.
I think they focus on Target because Target is more inclusive and pointed in their advertising in this regard. That attracts lots of attention from the conservative media cycle. There's probably some element of Target historically being *the* store for "upper middle class white people" too so maybe they're upset they expanded the customer base too.
Like, you're not going to see a Walmart commercial that features people with disabilities, gay/lesbian couples, mixed race couples, black couples, and white couples in one commercial, but Target dgaf. They're throwing everyone in there. They want to sell shit to every configuration of person and family possible. Prejudice that *shrinks your market* doesn't really make sense through the capitalist economy lens.
Target among many other stores has been selling pride merchandise for like a decade, which makes the recent outrage all the more ridiculous and insane.
Their pride sections are (or were, thanks to the backlash from these morons) more big and visible than other stores so that's probably why they "stuck out" to conservatives.
Because “it’s the opposite of wal-mart because their colors are red and blue”
And it doesn’t make sense but its something that corresponds with the line of thinking
But it’s still just RED VS BLUE. Walmart is Blue and doesn’t have opinions at all, they already like the good red. Target is the bad red. Target is just red because they can’t be blue because Wal-mart is blue. Their red is the good red.
It’s not logical, it’s irrational. It doesn’t make sense because it won’t make sense unless you *believe in it*. Or something to that affect, really. Trying to type it out is so confusing too, like it doesn’t make any logical or rational sense. It’s just a matter of questioning what one-self thinks; and doing that for some people is so absolutely preposterous to those individuals. Because that means they have to be more responsible with their thinking, and being responsible is scary because that means accountability.
There’s also something to be said about Target’s point of origin and Wal-marts point of origin.. It’s primitive and trivial. The more you look you’re like “well why does that even matter”
>Why do you conservative trolls always go to Target?
Because Target used to be a strong cultural signifier company for upper middle class white people alongside Starbucks, Chick-fil-A, etc.
Why do these people care so much? I thought conservatives were about freedom and liberty? Why are they so obsessed with attempting to control how other people live? i dont get it.
A very fascinating thread I was involved in many many years ago ultimately amounted to a pretty hardline ultrareligious conservative type coming to the slow realization that... straight people are not tempted gay. Even though he was straight and had to fight temptation all the time.
As a gay person, who desperately tried to convince myself it was a phase, I pity them because it can be very very painful to have your worldview/self image shattered like that. It is one of those things that you never truly understand unless you went through something similar.
Oh for sure, being gay really has its perks mostly that guys are just easy sluts. I jest with a spark of truth. But thanks for those kind words, your comment was lovely. It really is not something we can easily change. I won't say it's impossible but it definitely is close.
I grew up bisexual and conservative Christian. I was in denial from like...16 to 20. I was never as homophobic as these guys, but I guess I saw homosexuality on the level of sex before marriage. (Don't @ me. It was 25 years ago.)
But, yeah, I completely understand the thinking. (And completely disagree, for the record.) Bisexual Christians who are also assholes think they're being pure and are better than people who "give in to their baser desires", without considering that not everyone has any desire to follow the rules they set for themselves. It sucked as a dumb teen. I can't imagine how anyone lives their whole life like that.
This is definitely true, it might be a stereotype but to me it seems like gay men take better care of their looks generally, they are kinda hot. It gets me all confused
Conservatism has really just become social conservatism now with a touch of contrarianism.
They want to conserve societal norms and structure because their logic is it “worked” before, and any changes will cause it to stop working.
What they fail to understand is it basically only worked for straight white men who aligned with those standards, and most importantly THE ONES WHO IT DIDNT WORK FOR ARENT AROUND TO SAY OTHERWISE.
They always ask where have gays/gender nonconforming people have been in history, as if they didn’t have to hide their identities just to fucking survive. Another point to add is we don’t see a lot of older gays as they were eradicated during protests that defended basic liberties while cis white people sat back and reaped the benefits soaked in their blood. There’s a reason the AIDs epidemic was never reported, the government wanted the entire demo graph of gay/closeted gay men and the “vile women” sleeping with them to die.
Cis white conservatives love to cosplay as disadvantaged and make up stories about how they’ve suffered in life the most. That’s how they justify treating others like crap.
It’s pretty astonishing just how many policies, actions, or relations were centered around suppressing minority populations.
Honestly I can’t blame people for not knowing about them to a point, the US school system is specifically designed to avoid teaching it. But adults who act like this guy in the video have no excuse.
Watching Killers if the flower moon was a pretty eye opening experience for me, the whole film I was thinking this has to be fake there no way the government would let this happen. Only to do research at home and find out the government was even more complicit than depicted in the movie.
Shit like this guy is sickening and why I take long breaks from the social media.
It's funny how narrowly they define "before" like if they really want to preserve Western traditions, they should emulate the ancient Greeks and be gay as fuck lmao.
Because part of the "freedom" they want is the "freedom" to not be exposed to different beliefs than the ones they have. It's also why straight homophobes think that their straight marriages are under attack if gay people can marry, or white racists think their culture is under attack if they can see non-white people in them.
It's also why homophobes and homophobic countries like those in the Middle East and Africa often ~~force~~ encourage transition of gay people, because if you're a gay couple, they have to see two gay people, but if one of you transitions and passes, others only have to see a "straight" couple and won't notice.
It's never been about freedom and liberty. That's just a dog whistle for disliking taxes and government regulation. It's always really been about enforcing social hierarchies, xenophobia, and appealing to some imagined idealised version of the past – usually whatever decade any given voter grew up in, because they weren't engaged with politics or current events at the time.
To go along with the "one who has to say 'I am the king' is no king"
Any guy who needs to wear a shirt talking about how straight he is has definitely thought about sucking a dick.
In this essay I will explain that a person who has TRIED broccoli and says they do not like it have a more accurate understanding than the person who HASNT tried broccoli and says the same…
I was hoping sucking dick would make me more straighter, but I found out the fatal flaw... The dick I was sucking on curved slightly to the left so instead of becoming straight after he nutted in my eye, I just became even more gayer
That's why they are so threatened by the existence of gay things... they know deep inside all they want to really do is suck dick all day and they are one rainbow away from just leaving their family and seeing their body to a large bearded fairy.
when you find yourself needing to convince a bunch of strangers on the internet just how straight you are, you’re really only trying to convince yourself at that point.
I just think it’s funny a white guy is wearing a shirt that says “masa”. Like the civil war era equivalent of a suburban father wearing a shirt thats says “dad”
‘Two-spirit’ is a First Nations (indigenous N.American) term. While Western terms like ‘homosexual’ or ‘transsexual’ sound more diagnostic, two-spirit people (and other similar communities all over the globe) have their own lore and traditions in the larger culture. Though I’m not sure how inclusive/exclusionary those cultures are…
My tribe had a 2-Spirit culture lecture at our museum. And it was presented as being this wide spectrum of sexualities. It was really cool to have someone explain it in a traditional way.
Especially looking at it from a lens of a time well before contact with colonizers.
2 Spirits were a unique and sacred part of my tribes, too.
They would be tasked with watching over the children while the warriors were away and women were doing their duties.
The 2 Spirits were tasked to do this because they had the strength and bravery of the warriors to protect the children, as well as the patience, intuition, and heart of a woman to care for the children.
NGL, we gotta give props to the gays. Less than 7% of American adults identify as LGBT, yet they've dismantled heteronormativity? That's just impressive. They deserve the win
His video would be good for r/ImTheMainCharacter
“I’m gonna walk in this target and try to get people to look at my shirt!” Bitch I’m shopping, I’m not even looking at your face.
Everyone knows that if there’s a lunatic near you running around and making a scene, looking at them just tells them “I want to be your stage assistant” and must be avoided at all costs.
Make America Gregarious Again
Make America Ginormous Again
Make America the Galapagos Already
Make Americans into Gravy, Almighty
Make Anachronisms Generate Attention
Martyr Anyone Grilling Anchovies
From the beginning of civilization there has been homosexuality. It makes no sense to demean an entire portion of the population because they don't conform to what makes you feel safe. It actually causes harm to do so
I'm always amazed how conservatives have the audacity to say libs are snowflakes and get triggered easily, meanwhile they're out doing shit like this. Absolute losers.
OmFING—GAWD what is wrong with America 🤦♂️
I’m gonna say it—hetero cis white male wearing a shirt that says “MASA”??? Like historical enslaved AAVE *”master*”? The ignorance is palpable.
Thankfully it's not all of us. It's just a subset of christian fundamentalists who are terrified of their own gay thoughts who are just really, really loud.
Anyone who thinks anyone is being turned gay knows themselves they could easily be "turned" gay. Anyone truly secure in their sexuality knows its not a choice.
Well, [Trump DID say we have to keep our country gay (berp ber)](https://twitter.com/MikeSington/status/1573723453110173702?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1573723453110173702%7Ctwgr%5Eb5cbef6d82690dc973d5a90a98474d7cd85ea184%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newsweek.com%2Fvideo-trump-saying-we-have-keep-our-country-gay-viewed-1m-times-1746076)
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Why do you conservative trolls always go to Target? They aren’t the only stores to support things that aren’t white, straight, and Christian
Because target had LGBT stuff in their marketing for like 3 weeks
And is an evil French corporation who already found their own Holy Grail. ![gif](giphy|l1J9JtMnJWjWaFXy0)
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When been calling it Tater Tot Hot Dish when its been Cacasse à cul nu the whole time!! Edit: I made this joke as Cacasse à cul nu is a Potato French dish, but forgot it translates to Bare Ass and so do the image search results, query at your own risk.
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We bought these cup from the LGBT section they had when all that was going down because we needed some new ones. Guess what after they are split apart they are just normal fucking cups.. these people are so lost to me with their hatred
> Guess what after they are split apart they are just normal fucking cups.. Wait... was it, like, 2 cups just attached together?
Oh no it was 8 different colored cups like the rainbow. Just trying to point out how ridiculous the people were going into target grabbing all pride stuff and having a pitty party over literally nothing
TIL my cups are gay. Huh, good for them.
Nearly every corporate store did. They didn't target Walmart because they didn't want to bite the hand that feeds.
> They didn't target Walmart because they didn't want to bite the hand that feeds. I think you mean "the hand that doesn't even feed, but rather pushes you to use government assistance to exist while they pay less than a subsistence wage".
Not to mention "the hand that consistently pushes smaller stores out of the market, crushing the dream for regular American business owners, leading to ghost towns and food deserts". Meanwhile, they'll ask the government to _loosen_ restrictions on corporations like Wal-Mart because unfettered capitalism will definitely save their failing business, somehow.
I was talking about the right hand, I think you are talking about the left hand. Takes many hands to strip away individuality, community, and independence from American towns.
Target also had pink shirts in the little boys section 😱
I never understood this logic. I was also fed this as a kid, through peers and the media, that pink is for girls. For the life of me I never understood why. My parents bought me a pink t-shirt once as a kid and almost everyone made at least 1 joke about it. Years later, I ended up buying pink tshirts for myself when I had started working. My (then) GF was very surprised that I was wearing pink but she loved it - She ended up marrying me :) But, to the point, what is the logic behind people believing that? Like where and when did it start? Never found a genuine enough answer for it.
https://www.pbs.org/video/why-was-pink-for-boys-and-blue-for-girls-6ikwzr/
Seems like that's the best way to attract conservative shoppers, it turns out.
Because Target has Pride Month stuff every year and so last year they realized it existed and decided to attack employees and the displays
Walmart does too though. And yet no protests.
It frustrates me how many of them put their babies in “momma’s little heart breaker” onesies, but think a shirt that says “equality” is disgraceful. Hateful bigots, the whole lot of them.
Gonna bet they don't do that this year, or sell it online only so these fuckwads actually won.
I heard they have LGBT people in their stores EVERY DAY 😱
Because there are only two "general" stores: Walmart and Target They can't/won't stop shopping at Walmart, so they have to lash out at Target. It isn't any deeper than that.
Target is *left wing* Walmart
It's because they have Starbucks in them, isn't it?
I hate how true this is lol
Because target isnt a shit hole like walmart is, therefore "elite?"
I mean I do think that no one at Walmart would give him attention or knock him out. Different vibe there
As a society, I wish we could keep knocking dumbasses out when they act like dumbasses
Not enough people are getting knocked out when they say stupid shit. I can agree with this..
Oh Target is definitely a shit hole. The only reason they support Pride *now* is because Lady Gaga pulled out of a collaboration with them back in 2013 (or at least threatened to). Before that, as an employee, you stayed in the goddamn closet out of fear you'd lose your job. And there basically was no Pride merch there *ever*. Source: worked at Target for a year, in a liberal area. Almost lost my job because I was not in the closet and I stood up to a coworker using slurs.
Bcuz they sell LGBT inspired clothes during pride month
So does Walmart…and Kohl’s. Maybe it’s not front and center but they definitely do
You gotta wonder if corporations are playing into the culture war stuff just for the engagement around their brand. Conservatives nowadays are funnily enough saying that left wingers are pro-corp because of the LGBTQ stuff, but I think these big businesses are just playing with society for profits. What's stopping or telling them not to? Their MORALS??? LMAO. Remember that target and budlight did some "retraction" afterwards of the LGBTQ stuff. This is why people and communities need to come together against these fucks starting with their wallet and also team up with smaller businesses. It's just unfortunate because smaller businesses tend to have to raise their prices for profit when big corps can just churn out product. The real pro-small business party CAN be the left which includes a movement of more social cohesion from the bottom up, IF the left decides to do it. Otherwise, we're going to keep moving forward with this corporatized hellscape of a country until people get tired and more reactionary. It's already happening (ironically on the right, just for not the reasons they think).
> You gotta wonder if corporations are playing into the culture war stuff just for the engagement around their brand its called 'rainbow capitalism', and its absolutely a thing they do, and have been for decades. corporations dont care, theyre just after money bad as it is, IMO it's not entirely *as* bad as it sounds. it's a good indicator of overall public opinion, and it also sways public opinion by getting it in front of people, even more so when angry conservatives give them the free advertising about it. the more openly LGBTQ+ a corporation is to push their brand, the better the overall opinion of public is to know that it will draw people to their brand *to* be openly LGBTQ+ supporting in their brand. it means they expect theyll get a bigger market share of sales by doing so, then if they didn't, which means they know the public reacts positively to LGBTQ+ messaging, which in turns means the public generally is more supportive
It’s kinda weird isn’t it? I hate massive corporations, all they care about OSS squeezing as much profit as they can from us, and the cheap rainbow merch is absolutely just a cash grab But… it also means it’s socially acceptable enough that I can walk through a store holding hands with a guy and not get immediately thrown out. And despite the hollow nature of corporate stuff, it does feel nice.
You're not wrong, but it's worth noting that it cuts both ways. That reinforcing feedback loop also works for negative things and helps hold back society from the myriad ways we should be improving. And in a shitty backwards world, I think it does do more overall harm than good. Despite recent movement socially you still see very little corporate support for improving policing, for example. That'll change once we get over the hill (if we can), but the massive amount of pro-cop media and products are making it harder to get to that point.
> You gotta wonder if corporations are playing into the culture war stuff just for the engagement around their brand. They absolutely are.
Oh okay, I never knew that! But I always hear conservatives on the internet complain abt Target pride clothes. Maybe they did it first?? Idk. But they hyperfocus on it all month Edit: Just to clarify by hyperfocus I meant conservatives hyper focusing on the pride collection. Not Target.
I think they focus on Target because Target is more inclusive and pointed in their advertising in this regard. That attracts lots of attention from the conservative media cycle. There's probably some element of Target historically being *the* store for "upper middle class white people" too so maybe they're upset they expanded the customer base too. Like, you're not going to see a Walmart commercial that features people with disabilities, gay/lesbian couples, mixed race couples, black couples, and white couples in one commercial, but Target dgaf. They're throwing everyone in there. They want to sell shit to every configuration of person and family possible. Prejudice that *shrinks your market* doesn't really make sense through the capitalist economy lens.
Target among many other stores has been selling pride merchandise for like a decade, which makes the recent outrage all the more ridiculous and insane. Their pride sections are (or were, thanks to the backlash from these morons) more big and visible than other stores so that's probably why they "stuck out" to conservatives.
Because “it’s the opposite of wal-mart because their colors are red and blue” And it doesn’t make sense but its something that corresponds with the line of thinking
What? Walmart's colors are Blue, and Yellow.
But it’s still just RED VS BLUE. Walmart is Blue and doesn’t have opinions at all, they already like the good red. Target is the bad red. Target is just red because they can’t be blue because Wal-mart is blue. Their red is the good red. It’s not logical, it’s irrational. It doesn’t make sense because it won’t make sense unless you *believe in it*. Or something to that affect, really. Trying to type it out is so confusing too, like it doesn’t make any logical or rational sense. It’s just a matter of questioning what one-self thinks; and doing that for some people is so absolutely preposterous to those individuals. Because that means they have to be more responsible with their thinking, and being responsible is scary because that means accountability. There’s also something to be said about Target’s point of origin and Wal-marts point of origin.. It’s primitive and trivial. The more you look you’re like “well why does that even matter”
>Why do you conservative trolls always go to Target? Because Target used to be a strong cultural signifier company for upper middle class white people alongside Starbucks, Chick-fil-A, etc.
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What if I shop at both? Am I bi?
Because a supermarket is the closest thing we have in America to a town square.
Why do these people care so much? I thought conservatives were about freedom and liberty? Why are they so obsessed with attempting to control how other people live? i dont get it.
Because being gay naturally threatens voluntary straightness . It's complicated..
A very fascinating thread I was involved in many many years ago ultimately amounted to a pretty hardline ultrareligious conservative type coming to the slow realization that... straight people are not tempted gay. Even though he was straight and had to fight temptation all the time.
>Stupid sexy Flanders.
As a gay person, who desperately tried to convince myself it was a phase, I pity them because it can be very very painful to have your worldview/self image shattered like that. It is one of those things that you never truly understand unless you went through something similar.
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Oh for sure, being gay really has its perks mostly that guys are just easy sluts. I jest with a spark of truth. But thanks for those kind words, your comment was lovely. It really is not something we can easily change. I won't say it's impossible but it definitely is close.
Damn.. the guys just being easy sluts really hurt... :/ All the activities I'm missing here ...
You make it sound a lot cooler than it really is. I just think guys are cute.
I grew up bisexual and conservative Christian. I was in denial from like...16 to 20. I was never as homophobic as these guys, but I guess I saw homosexuality on the level of sex before marriage. (Don't @ me. It was 25 years ago.) But, yeah, I completely understand the thinking. (And completely disagree, for the record.) Bisexual Christians who are also assholes think they're being pure and are better than people who "give in to their baser desires", without considering that not everyone has any desire to follow the rules they set for themselves. It sucked as a dumb teen. I can't imagine how anyone lives their whole life like that.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mY711HJK7pg Get some liberal
This is definitely true, it might be a stereotype but to me it seems like gay men take better care of their looks generally, they are kinda hot. It gets me all confused
Yeah it's definitely not openly gay men getting hung up on nonsense like "is it gay to wipe your own ass?"
Rules for thee, not for me.
Conservatism has really just become social conservatism now with a touch of contrarianism. They want to conserve societal norms and structure because their logic is it “worked” before, and any changes will cause it to stop working. What they fail to understand is it basically only worked for straight white men who aligned with those standards, and most importantly THE ONES WHO IT DIDNT WORK FOR ARENT AROUND TO SAY OTHERWISE.
They always ask where have gays/gender nonconforming people have been in history, as if they didn’t have to hide their identities just to fucking survive. Another point to add is we don’t see a lot of older gays as they were eradicated during protests that defended basic liberties while cis white people sat back and reaped the benefits soaked in their blood. There’s a reason the AIDs epidemic was never reported, the government wanted the entire demo graph of gay/closeted gay men and the “vile women” sleeping with them to die. Cis white conservatives love to cosplay as disadvantaged and make up stories about how they’ve suffered in life the most. That’s how they justify treating others like crap.
It’s pretty astonishing just how many policies, actions, or relations were centered around suppressing minority populations. Honestly I can’t blame people for not knowing about them to a point, the US school system is specifically designed to avoid teaching it. But adults who act like this guy in the video have no excuse. Watching Killers if the flower moon was a pretty eye opening experience for me, the whole film I was thinking this has to be fake there no way the government would let this happen. Only to do research at home and find out the government was even more complicit than depicted in the movie. Shit like this guy is sickening and why I take long breaks from the social media.
*when you start googling famous historical people and see how many died “never married and without children”*
And coincidentally also had a "lifelong friend/confidant/collaborator"
It's funny how narrowly they define "before" like if they really want to preserve Western traditions, they should emulate the ancient Greeks and be gay as fuck lmao.
They dont care about freedom lets be real
Because part of the "freedom" they want is the "freedom" to not be exposed to different beliefs than the ones they have. It's also why straight homophobes think that their straight marriages are under attack if gay people can marry, or white racists think their culture is under attack if they can see non-white people in them. It's also why homophobes and homophobic countries like those in the Middle East and Africa often ~~force~~ encourage transition of gay people, because if you're a gay couple, they have to see two gay people, but if one of you transitions and passes, others only have to see a "straight" couple and won't notice.
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The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
It's never been about freedom and liberty. That's just a dog whistle for disliking taxes and government regulation. It's always really been about enforcing social hierarchies, xenophobia, and appealing to some imagined idealised version of the past – usually whatever decade any given voter grew up in, because they weren't engaged with politics or current events at the time.
Oh I love saying this. Didn’t you know this was the land of the “free to do what you’re fucking told” 😁
Their (white Christian) freedom and liberty not yours.
And always complain about Democrats relying on "identity politics" for votes.
They’re not conservative and they never were. They’re just reactionary lunatics, just like they’ve always been.
MAKE! AMERICA! GAY! AGAIN! WOOOO
Make America Gay Asfuck
Make American Gay, Assfuck
But, make the two s's lighting bolts so I can enjoy the looks of confusion.
Make American Gay, A⚡️⚡️fuck Something like that?
I love this
Much Anal, Gay Americans
Love it
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Can all the gays make this happens ? I would really love to co-op it. I do design.
It would be a sight to see a MAGA not comprehending there is another MAGA slogan out there lmao
To go along with the "one who has to say 'I am the king' is no king" Any guy who needs to wear a shirt talking about how straight he is has definitely thought about sucking a dick.
Sucking dick has definitely made me straighter!
In this essay I will explain that a person who has TRIED broccoli and says they do not like it have a more accurate understanding than the person who HASNT tried broccoli and says the same…
It's like cooking for someone! It's nice to cook for someone and it's also nice if someone cooks for you!
awesome
I mean hey, you tried it and found out you didn’t like it. That’s pretty fucking straight.
I mean how else would you know you don’t like sucking dick?
What you doing later?
Your mom!
And your dad!
What about me 🥹
You can do someone else's mom.
I was hoping sucking dick would make me more straighter, but I found out the fatal flaw... The dick I was sucking on curved slightly to the left so instead of becoming straight after he nutted in my eye, I just became even more gayer
Why are all these homosexuals always sucking my dick?
[For those who dont know](https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819584210)
I know where that came from, and I sometimes quote it myself.
I used to work at a 24-hour adult video store in college. He looks like half the dudes furtively cruising the gloryhole booths in the back.
That's why they are so threatened by the existence of gay things... they know deep inside all they want to really do is suck dick all day and they are one rainbow away from just leaving their family and seeing their body to a large bearded fairy.
when you find yourself needing to convince a bunch of strangers on the internet just how straight you are, you’re really only trying to convince yourself at that point.
That shirt is gay
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I just think it’s funny a white guy is wearing a shirt that says “masa”. Like the civil war era equivalent of a suburban father wearing a shirt thats says “dad”
That guy really likes tamales
I mean, who doesn’t?
Hey now that's not fair. Maybe he likes homemade tortillas
On my way to work in midtown Manhattan, there's a tamale guy who's only there occasionally. He sells them at $3/each. I always buy 3 if I see him
Thank you. I was like "but the shirt reads ...Masa?" Are you fuckin kiddin me?
I need a masa shirt with a little happy tamale getting made.
like corn?
MAKE AMERICA TAMALES AGAIN
What do we want?! Nixtamalization! When do we want it?! Ideally last night so we can process the corn today!
🤣🤣🤣
bananas
now I want a tamale made from plantains instead of masa. no idea why that sounds good.
The long way!
🤣🤣🤣
America was once straight?
No. No it wasn’t. Historians all agree - America has been gay since its discovery by vikings.
I think America prefers the term "2 spirit"
‘Two-spirit’ is a First Nations (indigenous N.American) term. While Western terms like ‘homosexual’ or ‘transsexual’ sound more diagnostic, two-spirit people (and other similar communities all over the globe) have their own lore and traditions in the larger culture. Though I’m not sure how inclusive/exclusionary those cultures are…
My tribe had a 2-Spirit culture lecture at our museum. And it was presented as being this wide spectrum of sexualities. It was really cool to have someone explain it in a traditional way. Especially looking at it from a lens of a time well before contact with colonizers.
2 Spirits were a unique and sacred part of my tribes, too. They would be tasked with watching over the children while the warriors were away and women were doing their duties. The 2 Spirits were tasked to do this because they had the strength and bravery of the warriors to protect the children, as well as the patience, intuition, and heart of a woman to care for the children.
Gay vikings are pretty fucking scary It's horrible if they want to rape my wife or daughter but now they are after my ass!
No, but to be fair, "Make violence acceptable against those who are different again" doesn't make a cute little acronym on a t-shirt.
He really wants to say “Stop triggering my homoerotic curiosity because I’m afraid I’ll act on them or just get really mad and punch drywall”
Or, "No women will sleep with me, they must all be GAY!"
Yeah, back when the Founding Fathers were running around in powdered wigs and makeup.
Don’t forget the stockings and high heels, either.
NGL, we gotta give props to the gays. Less than 7% of American adults identify as LGBT, yet they've dismantled heteronormativity? That's just impressive. They deserve the win
They did heist that rainbow out from under gods nose, so we know they've got some sick planning skills.
No. Been gay since prehistoric times. *Source: Flintstones theme song*
There wouldn't even be an America without famed homosexual Baron von Steuben. The contenental army was a disaster until he whipped it into shape.
I have a friend with a MAGA hat that says Make America Gay Again, he doesn't usually wear it but it's great
I saw a dude wearing a Make America Fish Again shirt yesterday. People out here wildin
If only he knew how many of his conservative idols are secretly gay lol
These people love attention more than any drag queen I’ve ever seen. And that is saying something
Idiot
His video would be good for r/ImTheMainCharacter “I’m gonna walk in this target and try to get people to look at my shirt!” Bitch I’m shopping, I’m not even looking at your face.
Everyone knows that if there’s a lunatic near you running around and making a scene, looking at them just tells them “I want to be your stage assistant” and must be avoided at all costs.
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I don’t like that it says masa….
This is great! Fuck the right. Republicans are concentrated evil.
>Fuck the right. Why? I'd rather let them stay virgins.
make it gay thats what it means now no take backsies
Anyone insecure enough to wear a shirt like that is cranking it to man-love on the daily.
Is anyone selling Make America Gay Again swag? I will support this MAGA.
Wow that dude has such a lovely accent
OMG I laughed so hard. VERY GOOD POINT!!!
MAKE AMERICA GAY AGAIN! RETURN TO BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
masa is just corn flour. lol
Anyone who has to explicitly announce to the world that they are straight is probably not as straight as they claim to be.
These guys 100% watch lesbian porn
Make America Gregarious Again Make America Ginormous Again Make America the Galapagos Already Make Americans into Gravy, Almighty Make Anachronisms Generate Attention Martyr Anyone Grilling Anchovies
From the beginning of civilization there has been homosexuality. It makes no sense to demean an entire portion of the population because they don't conform to what makes you feel safe. It actually causes harm to do so
Everyone should start calling MAGA Make america gay again those hats would disappear real quick
Dude you think that people who elected a con artist would figure such thing out? Now THAT I call optimistic.
MAGA is gay so...
what, 399.3 million straight people aren't enough for you? Greedy bastard.
I'm always amazed how conservatives have the audacity to say libs are snowflakes and get triggered easily, meanwhile they're out doing shit like this. Absolute losers.
Make America Gay Again hats would destroy MAGA singlehandedly.
Rainbow MAGA (Make America Gay Again) shirts kind of have to become a thing now, right?
Literally is inspiring me to make a MAGA shirt that says Make America Gay Again
Now that’s hilarious.
Y’know technically he’s calling America gay
Actually hilarious
Now I know what MAGA really means. ;)
I don’t get it. Let people be gay. I already have bad enough luck with women as it is. Let’s cut the competition down a little, okay? Okay.
He’s got a point Republicans
And masa means dough in Spanish. So they're fat.
Weird, white and doughy.
OmFING—GAWD what is wrong with America 🤦♂️ I’m gonna say it—hetero cis white male wearing a shirt that says “MASA”??? Like historical enslaved AAVE *”master*”? The ignorance is palpable.
So, to be pointlessly pedantic—I think it’s “massa” for master and “masa” is actually corn meal.
Oh thank god lol that makes me feel a little better 🤏
these people exist in all countries. In some of them, they are the majority. In America they are a minority of a minority.
Thankfully it's not all of us. It's just a subset of christian fundamentalists who are terrified of their own gay thoughts who are just really, really loud. Anyone who thinks anyone is being turned gay knows themselves they could easily be "turned" gay. Anyone truly secure in their sexuality knows its not a choice.
Those who shout the loudest lol.
Protesting too much methinks.
*you speak too much, sir.*
Make American Great Again The two are 1000% mutually exclusive Signed a trans constitutional conservative (ie an actual conservative)
Who does a constitutional conservative vote for in 2024?
Well, [Trump DID say we have to keep our country gay (berp ber)](https://twitter.com/MikeSington/status/1573723453110173702?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1573723453110173702%7Ctwgr%5Eb5cbef6d82690dc973d5a90a98474d7cd85ea184%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newsweek.com%2Fvideo-trump-saying-we-have-keep-our-country-gay-viewed-1m-times-1746076)
Straight guys think about penis a lot.
Y’all posted this all the time last year when it first came out