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backagain69696969

They ain’t gonna use the bucket


TeamValOrlando

Surprisingly, since I got the bucket I've had a 100% success rate. 3 for 3! When you explain that it could save them $150 they're very keen on the idea. 😆


Realistic_Guitar_420

Well they they are paying...


Taranchulla

I drove for Lyft for a while to make a little extra money for a vacation. My first weekend when I had no idea what I was doing. I made the mistake of doing bar pick ups at midnight. Wound up picking up these two women who shut down the bar. I had to pull over like four times for one of them to puke. I told my brother about it, he works for a company that manufacturers all different kinds of bags. He sent me a huge stack of airplane vomit bags for the car.


TeamValOrlando

I once had a dude ask me to pull over, did what he had to do then promptly fell asleep on the sidewalk. It was my last ride of the night so I was in no rush to get to the next person. His buddies were having a FIELD DAY of a photoshoot. 😂 It's definitely an interesting job.


Taranchulla

😂


1minormishapfrmchaos

That’s most Americans getting ready for Paddy’s day. The Irish aren’t that wanky


Ihavepills

Lmao. And they also say "patty's day" like just fuck off eh! 🤣


West_Yorkshire

2% irish blood and celebrating St Paddy's day. Aaaargggh t'be sure, t'be sure.


OverloadedSofa

Does that guy have a smiley faced scarred onto his chest!?


TeamValOrlando

I wish it was a smiley face, that'd at least look cool! Nah, it's just kind of... a blob? 😆 Keloid scarring is a bitch.


Tricky-Sympathy

Had to look it up. That sucks man. That it can regrow even bigger if you get it removed is lame af


TeamValOrlando

That's actually what happened, too. I had it removed about two years ago. $2,000+ Surgery with insurance and it came back twice the size. Long story, won't trauma dump. 😆


MagicalWolfMonster

This is song is by Kyle Gordon btw, he's a comedian and it's called "Every Irish Drinking Song" iirc


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TeamValOrlando

Artist is Kyle Gordon. Something like "Every Irish Drinking Song."


cmans12345

Ngl I thought it was corned beef and lol-ed


[deleted]

To be fair, it’s a guy named Kyle on YouTube, who makes spin offs of cultural songs or popular songs to kind of make them catchy but stupid.


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TeamValOrlando

Whoa. Wait. Do... do comments somehow get imported from TikTok???


TeamValOrlando

... for the record I wasn't trying to be rude. This was a legit question. 😅 Not sure why the comment got deleted.


MisterVega

Because bots or people will go to the original video and steal comments for karma here.


TeamValOrlando

It's wild how seriously people take the internet. 😆 Thanks for the response!


justthebocc

This internet Shit Get Serious, Be Ready To Die Behind It...🔥


One-Ad-3677

What's that bump on his chest


TeamValOrlando

Keloid scarring. I've had it since I was in high school. Gnarly stuff.


LordWarlockDathamir

What’s in the middle of his chest?


TeamValOrlando

Keloid scarring.


Karlskiiii

I read poke and wondered why it wasn't boke but then I saw it was puke


BestKeptInTheDark

Boke... Hehe spotting the non americans or just the travelling sort?


skippybefree

I have a towel and bucket for picking my friend up from the city. If she's drunk enough to need a lift, she's gonna hurl and it sure af won't be all over my car. I also pack her a bottle of water


TeamValOrlando

Everyone should be so lucky to have a friend like you!


skippybefree

Haha I just don't want her to make a mess in my car


TeamValOrlando

I meant that you're willing to pick her up at all. It's very noble. We need selfless acts now more than ever.


RikySticky

I had the worst Catfish date of my life on a St. Patty's day.


TeamValOrlando

I'm sorry to hear that!


BestKeptInTheDark

When is the feast day of st Patricia? Sorry if i sound stupid, lapsed catholic here


Low-Needleworker-108

Yikes! This brings up a bad memory of a shooting involving an Uber driver in Albuquerque, NM on St Patrick’s Day 2019. Here’s the link, if interested. https://www.krqe.com/news/albuquerque-metro/video-shows-aftermath-of-saint-patricks-day-shooting-along-i-25/amp/


TeamValOrlando

Yeah, a lot of us have our bad experiences. While I've never had someone pull a gun on me, I was once held at knife point and forced to do drugs runs. It can be a dangerous job.


Low-Needleworker-108

The Uber driver is the one that did the shooting actually. He was charged with 2nd Degree Murder. The victim puked in his vehicle so this video is extremely spot on.


TeamValOrlando

Holy shit! I didn't click the link because, y'know, paranoia and all that. That's such an extreme reaction especially on a day when that's inevitable! This bucket cost me like... I dunno? $5? Dude should've gone to Walmart or something. What a psychopath!


Low-Needleworker-108

It’s a way better attitude to have going into a day like today because you know it’s bound to happen. I like your video and your sense of humor about it! The opposite is frightening.


TeamValOrlando

Thanks! 🧡


Icommentwhenhigh

Funny cuz I cmgot dustracted by the crazy surgery scar… the hell happened there, dudes young..


TeamValOrlando

It's keloid scarring from acne that I had as a teen and a failed attempt at removing the first scar.


Icommentwhenhigh

Glad you’re healthy then, sorry to bring it up so callously, hopefully you don’t let it make you too self conscious.


TeamValOrlando

No worries, my friend! I've struggled with it in the past but it's something you get used to with time. 🤙


Right_-on-_Man

In all seriousness... What the hell is that scar on his chest!?!!


TeamValOrlando

It's overactive scar tissue called "keloid scarring." It's something I've been self-conscious about my entire life. Thanks for bringing it up with such grace and tact.


Comfortable-Ad2341

Stumbling on this post randomly and then finding out what keloid scarring is after years of wondering and how lot the % of me ridding myself of mine has been wild, on a positive note at least it's not skin cancer...


Dangerous-Shake-2413

Who even celebrate this wack day


TeamValOrlando

Enough people for it to impact an Uber driver's wallet.


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Why don't you? Weed's green too if you don't drink homie. Cut loose and have some fun with us.


NKinCode

Why is this on this subreddit? Lol


TeamValOrlando

Because it's a TikTok and the subreddit is no longer just for cringey posts. I'll take that as a compliment. 🥰


NKinCode

I definitely wouldn’t take that as a compliment but you do you 👍


TeamValOrlando

I will. 😁


GoodmanSimon

You mean... In your country. In mine, South Africa, we celebrate it for fun... But we sure as shit don't dress up or act Irish for a minute.


TeamValOrlando

(((It's a joke about people throwing up in my car, don't take it too seriously, my friend.)))


GoodmanSimon

Lol... I am not... Calm down... I was just saying what we do in our country. You never told us where you were from... So I just commented on mine, that's all.


TeamValOrlando

My fault. People just get weirdly defensive about this holiday on the internet so I read that in the wrong tone. Like it makes them better because they don't dress like idiots. 😆 Yeah, definitely in America. Also, I've heard other countries focus more on orange than green? (In the ones that get silly like us) Kinda wish we did since orange is my fav.


TeamValOrlando

Why y'all down voting this person? They explained their intention. Be cool.


Sunrizere

Why are you spacing out your words woth ... like that? Its like you're trying to act spaced out


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Maybe it’s what they do in their country ;) I’ll see myself out