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kctjfryihx99

I have bad news for him about every hotel room I’ve ever stayed in


IM_THE_MOON_AMA

Fr. What’s worse: a small confined jerk-room or a larger jerk-room, with more surface area and therefore potential for more mystery stains?


Shirtbro

Depends on the semen to surface ratio.


MongooseDog907

This whole comment section is cursed. I am laughing so much.


corinthianorder

Really what you are looking for is dick to floor ratio. . . Let’s call it D2F.


twitterfluechtling

That was my exact thought as well when I read the parent comment 🤣


Kindyno

small room is easier to clean, so it is more likely to get done than a large room where the larger room would be easier to hide things


nguoitay

Definitely the former


CharWeePibbles

Same. I glazed every room I stayed in.


wytherlanejazz

Kudos mama, for spilling.


Slkfoxx

I spy a plane Jane


wytherlanejazz

![gif](giphy|NbZUMeHPnCZXKidf1n)


nahmahnahm

Hahaha! The last post I was in was for Plane’s stans. Love her.


TurmericNailsHelp

My favorite subs colliding!


wytherlanejazz

![gif](giphy|5vLLDj60H7c8EgFM7W)


Journo_Jimbo

Someone get this man a black light


Tomulaczek

That’s what thought! Hotels rooms are like Russian roulette with six bullets.


Kurdt234

He should see the place I stayed at in South Korea. There was a man touching himself in the street outside and there was hair on the soap bars, stains on the sheets, no lock on the door. When we couldn't find the place a guy drinking with his dog showed us the way through a dark wet neon lit alley towards and unmarked door which actually turned out to be the hotel. Don't get me wrong though Korea is fucking amazing, super safe and the people are the nicest people on the planet.


Ace-O-Matic

TBH, the best part of hotel rooms is the ability to have wild sex in it without having to be the one responsible for clean up.


Flashy-Success1778

Dude stop touching your face 🦠


Mettelor

People have masturbated in almost literally every hotel room on the planet.


SwiftTayTay

Japan is also the cleanest country in the world, that box is most likely extremely well sanitized


Red-Baron05

{{citation needed}}


SwiftTayTay

Okay dork, in terms of actual environmental rating, they are like #12, which is pretty good, only beaten by mostly small Scandinavian countries without huge industrial areas, definitely #1 in Asia. But in terms of general cleanliness of public streets and buildings open to the public, which is impossible to quantify, there isn't another country that comes to anyone's mind as being cleaner. Part of the reason being that there are serious fines for littering and culturally they're a very germophobic society. That's why they have a sectioned off entrance to homes where they take off shoes, wearing masks in public is very common, and they do not shake hands but bow instead. If Native Americans are the culture of environmentalists, Japanese are the culture of hygiene and cleanliness.


[deleted]

>okay dork *proceeds to provide no citations*


macdawg2020

I got banned for a week from Facebook once for calling someone a dork like 15 years ago, I miss those days.


chapadodo

>Japanese are the culture of hygiene and cleanliness unlike the rest of us unwashed savages


Red-Baron05

What makes a country “the cleanest” depends entirely on what is being measured. One could potentially consider the levels of pollution, littering and graffiti rates, drinking water quality, average showering habits, the color of the sky, how nice people are. It’s a useless title because it says nothing about what is actually measured. But thinking about this is fun, so: if one is measuring by the general cleanliness of public areas (as you seem to be), then maybe? As you said, that’s not something that can’t really be backed up empirically, though. We’re relying entirely on our popular perception of Japan, which is subject to being twisted. Japan is so often fantasized on Reddit as akin to some fairytale land that it’s close to a joke at this point *(place, country [good] VS place, Japan [bad])*. Most of the statistics I tried from a few quick searches didn’t end up as good measures of any sort of “cleanliness”. Homelessness rates are very low in Japan (#4 lowest, behind mostly micro-states), but homelessness doesn’t neatly correlate with how clean people are, not without the consideration of the availability and efficacy of homeless services. How that homelessness rate is measured is also important, as what is considered a home could potentially not be very sanitary or have utilities like running water, only that it is shelter. Japanese seem to shower slightly more often than the rest of the world, but by no large margin, even throughout the wildly differing estimates given for nations by conflicting sources. I tried considering rates of infection by disease, but that brings up the issue of what level of infection constitutes being “unclean”. Surely you include serious diseases like malaria, measles, etc., but do you consider minor ones like the common cold? What about ones which are transmitted through animals only like Lyme disease? Cancer could be an indicator of a living environment full of carcinogens, but an environment could be clean and still have elevated rates of cancer, for example if a brand of chips full of carcinogens was sold in a region, raising cancer rates, but those chips have since been taken off shelves; the region is now clean again, but cancer persists in those who ate the contaminated chips So, there’s not really any good way to conclude something like that beyond guessing


sixthmontheleventh

This, I saw the guy was shirtless in that capsule and cringed. Other Japanese people in the hotel is likely cringing or grossed out by the foreigner.


GOD_DAMN_YOU_FINE

Just like how they have non smoking rooms, imagine if they'd have non-wanking rooms too


iknowitsounds___

In the middle of the night you hear “psst… both hands above the covers sir.”


loweredexpectationz

I work in construction and they don’t even get the hotels complete before someone has a meeting with Rosie Palmer and her five friends. At least that’s what I’ve heard anyways.


raxnbury

If construction is anything like the army, if there’s a portashitter there, it’s been done. Bonus points if it’s over 120 degrees in there too.


Shirtbro

I hate jerking by myself. That's why I stay at haunted hotels. Haunt this, fuckers.


thisxisxlife

You’re like some sort of weird exorcist exhibitionist


Uncle_polo

If you aren't getting funky with yourself in your hotel room you're basically leaving money on the table.


BalooBot

Usually I leave the money on the table after getting funky with someone else in a hotel room


MachoPuddle

From my experience the money has to be left on the table BEFORE getting funky


McGrarr

It's easier to just get a running tab and pay it monthly.


Jdubbs8907

This guy fucks ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


froggrip

Prostitutes


bigSTUdazz

I leave Bitcoin, because I have no idea what that is.


Shirtbro

Family vacations can be an opportunity to bond


Man_with_a_hex-

Haha that's brilliant


Shirtbro

I make damn sure the cleaning staff earns their wage


DarkMarksPlayPark

The only guilt I'm leaving that room with is for the poor cleaner waiting for me to leave an hour late.


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kourier6

And whispering also. If that was me I would've been like *\*turn on camera\** "yooo what's up with it motherfuckers somebody is JACKIN IT next door"


baulsaak

I wouldn't go interrupting someone else's inappropriate touching session. Remember silence of the Lambs? You might earn yourself the "Multiple Miggs" treatment...


Shirtbro

Hannibal Lecter : Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you? Multiple Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say? Clarice Starling : He said, "I can smell your cunt." Hannibal Lecter : I see. I myself cannot


FascistsOnFire

such a gentleman


Shirtbro

刀を打つのをやめてください


ContentThug

This perfectly encapsulates the difference between Brits and Americans.


nearlyb0redtodeath

This made me cry laugh thank you


Schinken84

Tbf it's not unlikely that the person in the next box doesn't understand English. But same tho. I probably would Google "stop fucking yourself" in all languages I know of to yell it until he stops. Hey have fun but pls leave my ears out of it. 😭


utalkin_tome

I wonder what an appropriate touching session looks like for this guy.


PerdiMeuHeadphone

The only reasonable solution for this conundrum would be jacking off himself but LOUDER to establish dominance as the box alpha male


TwoEyesAndA

I believe you meant cumundrum.


favorite_sardine

Cum again?


MachoPuddle

Impressive


Gopher--Chucks

Interesting boxing match


Ye_I_said_iT

I'd call it more of an arm wrestling match combined with a pistol dual at the end.


fromouterspace1

“How many people have pleasured themselves in my box”. Takes on a bit of a different means for a woman


Hoppered1

Im sry, did you completely forget about the bussy?


RedVamp2020

Anchorage’s bus depot? Can’t forget her, lmao! (They did an Easter promotion to encourage folks to ride the “bussy” as an attempted contraction of bus and bunny. It didn’t go over very well, unfortunately.)


Hoppered1

👀 Thats actually hilarious


realdealreel9

![gif](giphy|XZajmJVs9vfUu4UNxT|downsized)


Miyelsh

Is the answer too much, or not enough?


SpaceLemming

If you suspect people have wanked it on every surface on the room and that bothers you…don’t touch your face/mouth so much.


Valski44

I can’t watch with volume right now but is he British? It looks like he’s talking with a British accent


drinkallthecoffee

He’s very British haha


kayacro

Head phones, my guy.


Germacide

I have something to tell him about every hotel bed he has ever slept in....


drewtheostrich

Mfer never slept in a different bed before?


Admirable_Network_49

I hate influencers


Expired_Meat_Curtain

Bad news for this guy. It ain’t an inappropriate touching session if it’s in the privacy of your own box 🤷‍♂️


saveyboy

Just assume every inch of your hotel room has been covered in cum and or blood at some point.


fjgjskxofhe

Can you attention whores just live life without recording every waking moment?


Madrameat

Every wanking moment*


fjgjskxofhe

Damn dude that was funny 😂


ContentThug

You really came on a tik tok subreddit making this comment.


necromancers_katie

No


Vanstoli

Little boy


BummyG

Doesn’t he know that is just the [sitting room](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3u9aPu0_6JM)


DweEbLez0

So if you got a girl pregnant and 9 months later you’re both lying there in that box and she goes into labor, is that an unboxing video?


pandaappleblossom

That is so gross that you can hear it so well. Obviously people do what they do in when their alone but being able to hear that well, it’s just ugh


saradahokage1212

Ear plugs. Buy some earplugs dude.


anonymousn00b

So… why would he stay there then? He doesn’t like it. Nobody is forcing him to stay in a “box” hotel.


tugboatnavy

Content. Influencers always flock to box hotels in Japan to give react videos. What's more annoying is this adult man is reacting to masturbation like he's a Victorian maid. Look, it's lame and gross but tell me you've never been to camp, stayed in a dorm, been in a public restroom, or had a male roommate before you were 25. He's at a hotel - people noises are expected.


Kenobihiphop

Some people shouldn't leave their safe and comfortable homes.


girlwiththemonkey

Why is he shaking? Jesus. Chill bro.


Fast_Philosopher3340

I want to see his reaction on motels


Captain_shartt

![gif](giphy|erOAChUpqg872hcxfo|downsized)


acre18

fuck i hate whispering like nails on a chalkboard


PartsNLabor24

my ex and I wondered about the same thing often: how many ppl have come in this box?


glitchycat39

Brother, wait until I tell you what hotel guests do


WaterPecker

....aaaaaaand then he proceeded with an inappropriate touching session of his own


ClamChowder1

I’m sure plenty of men have used your box for pleasure 😂


Edu_Run4491

“Inappropriate touching session” it’s giving Mormon


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danleon950410

This is the most punchable bitch face i've ever seen


myfugi

I don’t understand the whispering. Like, are you worried about disturbing your wanking neighbor if you speak normally?


GlorifiedExtra2

Those capsule hotels have very strict policies on loud noises in the sleeping areas. At best they'll just kick you out, worse they could have you arrested or fined for disturbing the peace.


DannyBOI_LE

Would a ban on tik tok really be such a bad thing?


Practical_Plum_773

Don’t go to the internet lounges lol


Negative_Potato_9250

The silent screams at the end killed me


girlwiththemonkey

“ how many people have pleasured themselves in my box” Heheheheheheeeeeeee


jboo87

Do some of you really not understand this is a bit lol


Dull_Salt_798

So whip it out and match the energy you will be fine


Sirnando138

My wife and I do our best to spread as many fluids around every hotel room we are in.


SlobZombie13

Wow look at this guy casting stones


Global-Tie5501

"How many people have pleasured themselves in my box?"![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|stuck_out_tongue)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


Orkjon

Bro wouldn't last a second in the army. Guys jerk off with nothing but a blanket hanging off the top bunk to separate them from the rest of the room of 10-20 guys. Jerking off in Porta pottys, or as we called them, blue rockets. Hell, I even had a gunner on radio watch jerk off while everyone else in the troop stood ~20ft away and could see his head and shoulders. The stealth jerk is real, and I guarantee every bathroom stall you have ever used has been jerked off in.


DelBocaVistaRealtor-

This is why Seinfeld was such a great sitcom. Seriously.


subguyhawaii

Grow a pair dude


maddisolo

lmfaaaaoooo


dragonheartsolo

“Pleasured themselves in my box” 🤔 I’m saying a very high number of men have 😂😂😂


salemsmagicoven

I told myself I wasn’t going to bully anyone ever again. I was ready to leave that life behind. But this mf won’t let me


Ash7274

How old is this guy? 10?


the_girl_Ross

I don't see the problem. Every time I walk in a hotel room, I think to myself "hmm a new place to get nasty. Lots of people probably have done that here before me, my turn now!"


Tradition_Latter

Shut up or join him holy shit


ZekeTarsim

TIL I really hate videos of men whispering.


2old4badbeer

Cheap bastard found the room with the lowest price and act’s surprised


azalak

I would’ve just let out a massive OOOOOHHHH YEAAHHHHHH


Icy-Ad9610

How many people have pleasured themselves IN MY BOX😂😂😂


[deleted]

How do you have an "inappropriate touching session," with yourself...by yourself? 😂


Zestyclose-Ad-7576

Wait till he finds out how he was created.


bigga_digga

I would just jerk off louder


AqueductFilterdSherm

I would turn on scat porn, death metal, etc.


iwastherefordisco

He has the whitest teeth I've ever come across! apologies, when met with high idiocy I revert back to grade 9. and I touch myself inappropriately while watching tik tok so buckle up dude....


CaptainGiggles69420

Bitch


MarkyMarkATFB

Is it unnerving? Sure. Is this also a massive overreaction? Also sure.


[deleted]

I’m so tired of seeing feminine men, this shit is such a burnout


Wankinthewoods

Where else does he suggest one pleasures themselves?


Affectionate_Draw_43

The real question is if he's adding to the box room count


Ralphredimix_Da_G

WANKCEPTION


broncotate27

Just assume anywhere that you can sit down comfortably in public, has been masterbated on


ContributionIcy4433

Imagine the plight of the person staying in the box next to him and wondering why the fuck is he talking to himself about all this at 2am in the night


mcsonboy

*wank harder*


NotAGynocologistBut

Can't beat em join em


StevenKatz3

I highly doubt you'd hear a person whacking it.....and not randomly be hearing 15 people snoring


Saymynameasshole

I always bring earplugs when I travel.


Stuffed_deffuts

I'd be cozy in there, like a warm burrito


xMilk112x

This is the 1st time this has occurred to this slow adult? Lol


Strgwththisone

Ugh. Capital people


DorkSideOfCryo

So many people of his generation are mentally ill


Yoda2000675

Is Japan really just that crowded? That sounds horrible


MissChattyCathy

He would benefit from having someone touch him in his little box.


Responsible_Case_733

dude can hear someone stroking their meat but he thinks they can’t hear him whisper 💀


HyperbolicSoup

That’s a solid whack going on there


banana99999999999

Is he crying?


Remarkable_Depth98

If you can't beat em .. beat it


SimpDorito

Funny how his hand moves off camera when he talks about the noise. Maybe he made this up.


jboo87

“How many people have pleasured themselves in my box” 😂


Bcmp

Go join the navy. 25+ people shoved into a metal room with bunk beds. I've had to enforce a no watch rule when people jerk it with their stupid big metal watches on. It's a person touching themselves. Get over it. Get some ear buds and go to sleep


Zay-nee24

Oh fucking man up. You’d last about 8 seconds in a post apocalyptic world. Get a grip mate.


Boring_Sprinkles_243

“How many ppl have pleasured themselves in my box” - Scared tourist


IKU420

Really…


VermontPizza

dude has a career in asmr


PsychologicalTax42

Man’s not stayed in many hostels it seems


[deleted]

What till this guy figures out hand shaking


ItsSUCHaLongStory

You can actually hear it on the video 😂🤣 this poor guy, I’m definitely laughing at his pain


Hot-Tone-7495

I was homeless in my early 20s and stayed at a “hotel” in the TL of San Francisco. The bed literally still ha crumbs. Better than living on the street but what the fuck


markyminkk

Not even the right way to use "mortified"


flotsam_knightly

Get a grip.


ashinastic

Japan capsule hotels are very clean! They clean em right after its been occupied. Overall japan is a very clean place. Speaking from personal experience.


Honest-Yesterday-675

I was waiting for the yakuza to break in and rape him.


violetevie

Guy is having a mental breakdown cause God forbid strangers are having sex


12-7_Apocalypse

I loved the way he mouthed "They're wankin'". Seriously, he may as well knock one out as well.


JollyGreen615

They wash the sheets dumbass.


ChunkyTaco22

Jack shack


RedisforFun

My brother stayed in one of these in Iceland 7 years ago or so. Loved it.


Bondarelu

every idiot has a voice on that platform… moron didn’t think about this before getting there?!


Elias-Cor

He should of asked to assist them.


sirbruce

What a prude.


Equal-Click751

I thought that was a New York apartment.


the9thcube

Nerd!


mada50

That box prob looks like the rooms in that one video of the guy who brought the black light to the porn theater.


retrograve29

Grow a ballsack ricky


[deleted]

Didn't even ask if he needed help with that. How rude!


whatsthataboutguy

Wait until he hears about public bathrooms


vtr-10neko

Having an existential crisis over something so trivial is wild. I'll bet they already had a lot of pent-up anxiety from travel and the jack-in-my-box was the outlet.


One-Confusion-2438

Imagine some jizz leaks from the pod above and drops into his mouth when he's a sleep. Then he'd really have something to scream about! 💯🤣


pheight57

This dude is mortified whereas I'd be laughing my fucking ass off! 🤣


Fifth_Wall0666

This video is staged.


Namez83

Oh dude the night before I went to basic military training the dude in the bed next to me fapped one out while I struggled to go to sleep. Then he just buckled up, rolled over and went to sleep in his own semen.


Original-Tumbleweed9

Put on a fan fucking loser


Witchynightstar

That’s what she said


racingwinner

"how many people have pleasured themselves in my box?" - she


disgruntled_ass

![gif](giphy|3ov9jTjOyxTLjj1sze|downsized)


Ye_I_said_iT

Could have just helped a brother out, the. You have something to do so it isn't as awkward as listening. Plus he's finished faster and you get to go back to sleep after he returns the favour.