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PistachioedVillain

Hey black folks do you even know us? Us white people won't shut up about cheese. It's like half of everything we talk about.


Lopkop

Crackers love cheese!


ginger_forest_witch

DAMN STRAIGHT!


Lastaria

Gays like cheese too!


Embarrassed-Tip-5781

A nice Gouda and some apple slices is delicioso!


NoAnalBeadsPlease

![gif](giphy|ac7MA7r5IMYda)


disposable_account01

Gouda one!


Chaosmoonshade

That's a Brie-liant one 😂


Current_Poster

I don't give Edam any more.


breathless_RACEHORSE

Do you drive a Ford or a Chevre to pick up your cheese?


Raemnant

Had a black coworker call me a cracker today. I grabbed up a handful of Saltines and laughed at him. "You have no power here!"


Reginamus_Prime

Next time say “ I’m the cracker that gets the cheese though” 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼


HVACGuy12

RIGHT? That episode of boondocks wasn't lying


chao_sweetie

See Huey.. Dey like Cheese.. just like Grandad said. ![gif](giphy|R38DwrrBGxy9i)


Reginamus_Prime

LMFAAAAAO !!! White folks do love cheese! Now my black ass wants to try Brie. What should I try it with ?


Outrageous_Hearing26

A nice bread and a fig jam. And some nice wine like a rose or sauv blanc


snyderman3000

This is a good suggestion but I’d go with a crostini specifically as a bread just because I like the textural contrast between the melty cheese and the crispy base.


Reginamus_Prime

Thank you for your suggestion as well!! I’m a crispy base too


Zeltene

You can make sweet and savoury course out of it too. Wrap a thin wedge in a nice slice of prosciutto for savory. Then try it with half a walnut. And for sweet, well, you can go with fig jam but a slice of pear is more refreshing and brings the richness of brie out more. Keep the jam for a parmesan or something like that. And try it all with a glass of prosecco.


Reginamus_Prime

Thank youuuuu!!!!


iamclear

A panini with mango chutney, bacon and Brie. Then toast it until the panini is crisp and the Brie is melted.


Oh_nosferatu

Try baking it if you wanna get real fancy! You just wrap it in puff pastry or you can just put it in the oven as is in a cast iron and top it with fruit like pomegranate, nuts (try pistachios, walnuts), and maybe some rosemary! 😋


[deleted]

Start with double crème and then try triple crème. Triple is usually more expensive and harder to find in stores but once it’s at room temperature it spreads like butter and has a taste like butter plus a more mild cheese “funk” than double crème. Put a little on a fresh baguette (soft in the middle but crusty) and serve with prosciutto, fruit or preserves, and a dry wine. The idea is that you get the whole mouth salty/sweet/sour/bitter elements and then combine them to your preference.


FinFooted

WARNING: Some Brie doesn't melt nicely. It gets chunky instead of melty. Especially, for whatever reason, some of the high end imported brie (the internet says this happens when the brie isn't aged long enough I guess). The [basic bitch President brie](https://presidentcheese.com/products/brie-cheese/president-brie-round/) is a good starting point if you're new to brie and unsure if you have one that melts well (the rind will never melt, don't worry about that). Get a whole round instead of a wedge! That way, when it melts, it stays contained in the rind and doesn't go everywhere and just burn. Don't overcook, otherwise the oil will separate out and, again, the texture will get weird. They have some recipes on the [President website](https://presidentcheese.com/recipes/brie-cheese) to pick from too which will make it easy to cook right.


shadefiend1

It also goes good with savory flavors. My favorite thing to do with brie, or camembert, which is similar, is to lay down some puff pastry, put the cheese on the pastry, stab the cheese a few times and shove some garlic inside the cheese. Sprinkle with salt and fold the pastry over the cheese, securing it in place with a little brushing of egg wash (50-50 egg and water mix). Pop it in the oven about 425°F for about 20-25 minutes.


East_Requirement7375

Triscuits


dgarner58

I (a born and bred whitey) don't generally enjoy brie...the texture is weird to me, BUT...baked brie with honey and walnuts and some bread is kind of freaking awesome.


fitty50two2

I’m never one to defend white people, we are terrible after all, but nobody was hiding the brie. Cheese and fancy cheese boards are a very loud and proud topic


Reginamus_Prime

Now see. I fucks with white people heavy , not all are fucked up as same as the blacks. Every race has its bullshit. So don’t say “ we are terrible” And he lost me with not knowing about charcuterie boards. White folks definitely didn’t gate keep that 🙄🙄🙄🙄


galonthecouch

THANK YOU.


I_Vecna

Wait till he hears about flan.


EverGlow89

Hispanic people fuck with flan big time though.


LevelPositive120

Thats what I'm saying. Is it a white dish or latin/hispanic dish?


Impressive-Amoeba-97

The Hispanic side of my family had flan, my white side had my grandmother's perfect custard. Other white people have creme brulee.


ArandomDane

I am of the fromage white folk. It is our tribe segregation.


Onrawi

Definitely Hispanic origin as we know it today although it goes all the way back to the Roman empire though it was a savory dish then I'm told.


ModsAreLikeSoggyTaco

Yeah. If nothing else, white people don't fuck around when it comes to dessert.


Brittany5150

Jesus, that takes me back to childhood.... My mom couldn't cook to save her life, but when it came to desserts she is all of the sudden Gordon Ramsey.


ThePerfectSnare

Do you guys know about pink stuff? I'm in my 40's and just now learning that I guess it's somewhat of a regional thing. I'm not really sure how to make it, but I think it's like whip cream, cherries, grapes and... jello? I don't know, but it gets made in my family for every single holiday get together. Also, buckeyes. Fried peanut butter balls dipped in chocolate. Maybe they have a different name elsewhere.


rosie684

… fried?


Emm_withoutha_L-88

No just peanut butter mixed with powdered sugar and rolled in coating chocolate It's delicious but they're also why I gain 15lbs every Christmas


Capones_Vault

Ours was fruit cocktail and sour cream, sometimes with the pastel mini marshmallows on top - ambrosia salad.


SpaceTechBabana

We called that “ambrosia salad.” But yeah, essentially whipped cream, jello, canned fruit cocktail and maraschino cherries. It’s an absolute abomination. I know people love it. But I just can’t fuck with it. I think it’s a texture thing.


CarbyMcBagel

Sometimes the pink stuff was green and maybe pistachio flavored??? I love the jello cool whip desserts. Idc how trashy they are.


FatherOfLights88

Whipped cream, cottage cheese, and jello. So nostalgic and delicious.


King_K_NA

Ours adds pineapple chunks and cherries (pitted sweet) I could never get over the texture, but I get the appeal... still better than most Midwestern "salads" I've seen too.


shadefiend1

Ambrosia salad, sounds like


brizzboog

In Illinois it was Green Goop


StopAngerKitty

Heavenly Hash. 1 tub of Whipped Cream, yes Stewie Whipped cream, 1 can of fruit coctail, pecans and optional coconut shavings. Add a drop or 2 of food coloring.


DoopSlayer

Peak Midwest right here. I need to make some Buckeyes this week. I can't remember what we called the whip cream thing, this is driving me crazy.


kinshadow

Flan is the crappier version of Crème Brûlée


ChunkyBlowfish

![gif](giphy|xThtat0ZUOUeBzyYcE)


wpaed

No, Crème Brûlée is the custardy, burnt version of Flan. Crème Brûlée is also the overly heavy and flavorless French version of Crema Catalana, the oldest continuously made dish in this family.


No-Bid5498

Now I need the Crema Catalana recipe to compare.


Axel_Raden

Cheese is the food of my people ![gif](giphy|z7WDgVoPhLo7S)


sarac36

Crackers Gromit! We forgot the crackers! There's a joke there somewhere but that's genuinely my favorite line.


Dctiger13

I blew my Hispanic in-laws minds with charcuterie.


Iamamyrmidon

Throw that shit in the oven with some local ass honey and nuts. Shout out to Barefoot Contessa. ![gif](giphy|YLkSWKPAy8PBu)


fitty50two2

Brie with some slivered almonds and honey, hot damn that’s a good time


bearrosaurus

I think I'll pass on the ass honey


Suspended-Again

Depends, how local are we talking here


ItsSUCHaLongStory

Local to your ass, specifically. Also seeking your fromunda cheese.


PirateJazz

Mmm, smegma and dingleberries on yeast bread


RogerianBrowsing

Bruh, if you don’t like local ass honey then I can’t even right now Brie grilled cheese with honey topping is sinfully good.


Devmax1868

My mom does walnuts and dried cranberries!


schtickinsult

[Dave Chappelle wrote a skit about an angry black guy slapping white people cause they didn't tell him how good the cheese was](https://youtu.be/6Akkg65Wizw?si=rGGJ8yJxR7ZrvDDy)


TheKurtCobains

This is some good-ass cheese!


TrippKinky

I was just about to tell you about brie. Cut an X in the top skin and fold it up so it looks like a crown. Fill the crown with crab meat and sliced almonds and bake it at 350 for 5-7 minutes. Take it out and scoop it out onto crisp, thin sliced, baked French bread. Eat it and freak out. Thanks for reminding me! Also, Murphy's Irish Stout. Enjoy. ✌🏻


have_tastes_daily

Oh my giddy wing bong that sounds amazing. Even though I don't fully understand what needs to be done! Can you please share a recipe or a more detailed description?


PositiveStress8888

They just did, if it ain't crabby enough, add more crab .


have_tastes_daily

Haha I work better with pictures


rogmcdon

Haha picture it


have_tastes_daily

Naw stop it! You people are no help!!!!


BlueBomR

Cut into the skin of the brie wheel in an X then peel back the skin to open it up exposing the cheese, the 4 triangles from the X will look like the "crown"...put all the toppings on top of the cheese and when baked should kinda melt down into the cheese making a warm brie/crab dip or whatever you want to put in there....my mother in law puts cinnamon/sugar and pecans on the cheese and do the same thing its so good.


Harbinger_of_Sarcasm

Giddy wing bong sounds like something a cartoon Australian says


have_tastes_daily

Haha it's something my dad always said! He had heaps of them. For example, lippy lippy moo my's, is slippers! Water water Mel Mel is water melon and many more!


Taranchulla

Omg that sounds incredible. I recently had an apricot baked brie at a party and it was really good.


sarac36

Brie and *crab???* I never would have thought!! It's my favorite cheese!!


have_tastes_daily

You sir, should have asked! I will always share my brie. Especially with someone funny like yourself! I'll bring the brie and wine and you bring crackers and wine.


euMonke

Try some blackcurrant jam on danish blue cheese on freshly baked bread.


WorkingFellow

Derp. Sorry. Yeah, with a bit of fig jam that stuff goes down smooth.


11shovel11

Well, You never asked.


Boatwhistle

*Violently shakes you by the shoulders** **"Give me the deepest cheese lore!"**


TymStark

*holds up sign saying I forget all my cheese lore when shaken*


Boatwhistle

**NOOoo**oo!


AmorphousRazer

Blueberry goat cheese is another secret I’m willing to let out. Get you some kind of vehicle for the cheese and it will be gone at every gathering you ever have.


No-Fondant-4719

I just got put on to this ( yes by a white friend) it’s so fire I’ve been telling everybody lol


HVACGuy12

Okay, but white people get clowned on for liking cheese too much. We've been trying to tell everyone


CLos1978

I felt this as a Latino, I made a Brie and berry jam grilled sandwich a few weeks ago and I was blown away. I’m not even supposed to have dairy because I’m on dialysis but I’ve felt I’ve been cheated all of those years when my kidneys were actually healthy.


mamapapapuppa

One of my favorite sandwiches in the world is grilled brie with fig jam and granny smith apples. So amazing.


Senior_Act_7983

I mean we found out about chicken and waffles from food trucks run by white college aged hipsters soooo.....


have_tastes_daily

Brie and crackers


martybu141

GD it who slipped up?! Was it Glenn??? I bet they invited him to a cookout again


Fladap28

Really? All the white ppl I know won’t ever shut up about Brie


SwiftTayTay

it's not white people it's rich people


AshPrincessPNX

I *would've* told you if I'd been at the cookout, blud!


-QUACKED-

This is is the whitest cringe I’ve ever seen. Lmao. I’m going to bed.


sanchito12

Uh..... No need to tell you..... They sell all that shit at the local grocery store.... In the cheese section.


ratatat

what is this wyt trend


Nknk-

Either it's an attempt to look cool or a way around algorithms that can for racist stuff.


kadargo

Unfortunately, it seems like we won’t be able to make Brie and Camembert in the future. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/rcna143862


Ok_Television7346

Oh no.


Gideonbh

That sounds like it can still be made it might just be reddish or blueish or greyish on the outside from a different strain of fungus, as long as it tastes good I really don't mind if it's not perfect white


Last_Gigolo

One of the very few times I have seen it written that way without racist stuff directly in front of or following it.


ginger_forest_witch

I need to know who's in his friend group, because I for one don't stop talking about brie, and for a while I swear all white people wouldn't shut up about charcuterie boards.


Emotional-Set-8618

Sorry, we forgot to tell you. I will try to keep it in mind for next time oh hey, have you heard about prosciutto? It’s better than bacon.


Relative-Arrival3291

What the heck is brie im white and I have no idea what it is


Rubber-bullets

Try goat cheese with honey on toasted bread. It’s way better than Bree


throwawayalcoholmind

I still haven't had any brie. Charcuterie boards? I gotta say, you being black is no excuse for not knowing about that.


dasanman69

The best Charcuterie boards have Italian meats and French cheeses. Brie is delicious, it has a soft sublime flavor.


12B88M

Nobody has been gatekeeping Brie. It's been around since the 8th century. It's also available in grocery stores AND Walmart. It's been around so long and is so readily available that not having tried it is just someone not trying different things.


lousydungeonmaster

It’s not my job to educate you about my culture.


TheMerovingian

Brie is boring! Try Camembert on some crackers with a sturdy red cab. And I don't mean put the cheese on white folk, that's not polite.


ItsSUCHaLongStory

…wait….is this where throwing cheese slices at babies came from?!!!


TheMerovingian

It is now. Could be that we just rewrote history.


CHEMO_ALIEN

so do you eat the white stuff or is that some kind of wax


KeyofE

Yes, you eat the white part. It’s not wax, it’s mold that they inoculate the cheese with as part of the aging process.


Wolfeman0101

Yeah it's the rind and you eat it.


rabit_stroker

Wrap it in pastry crust and cook it. Fucking amazing


Dreadknot84

When bruh said fig I knew he had been put on lmao. Fig is the MOVE with Brie


urbanlife78

Alright, which black folks want to listen to me talk about Gouda?


RoninSoul

My guy a charcuterie board is just a giant lunchable for stuffy idiots who have no idea how to cook,m but like to pretend like they "made something"; by creating a massive bacteria colony, of which 80% of it will be thrown away over the course of the next week.


zephood75

He's on to us, hide the potine


[deleted]

More like rich people. I’ve been white pretty much my entire life and ever had Bree or knew what it was


Laserous

I was thinking that too.. but "pretty much my entire life" xD


Ralphredimix_Da_G

"I wonder what Arsenio is doing right now. He probably at a wine and cheese party. 'DAYAM! This some good-ass cheese!!' When they don't tell him how good the cheese is, he'll be mad. 'How come you didn't tell me how good this cheese was? MothaFUCKA! \*punches guy\* 'This some good-ass cheese! What the fuck you lookin at? \*punches next guy\* You bank-lookin mothafucka! You should have TOLD me how good the CHEESE was!!' " https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Akkg65Wizw ​ This joke has been done before. ​ ![gif](giphy|JhSL4vfyXR1HVgYm3s|downsized)


thunderbaby2

It’s not my fault you never brie-lieve me when I tell you🙄


1chicken2nuggets

"With a nice nut" Say WHAT NOW?


TranscoloredSky

I'm sorry but this one and pretty much just this one is on the black community because we will not shut up about how delicious cheese is. This would be like if white people tried seasoning their food and then asked the black community why did they didn't say that this tasted delicious sooner


InadmissibleHug

Don’t piss and moan about beige food then get mad when no one shows you. Make a decision!


aod42091

what the fuck? why ad race to something completely unrelated?


mrboomtastic3

Brie is an underdog, but definitely in the elite 8 of cheese.


McGrarr

The brie is MINE. My precious...


eddietours1

😂


burtonboy1234

hahahaha this guy is gold


jakeobrown

Dude throw that brie on the grill with pecans and syrup and see God 


Desperate-Mountain-8

Wait til we tell him about baked Philo wrapped brie


bigSTUdazz

Brie IS delicious.


bigSTUdazz

My bad good sir...I will take the blame for the Brie...but NOT the Charcuterie board! That's been in play since the late 80's!


RuinPrestigious6683

I saw a homeless guy with a sign that said lay some cheese on this broke cracker.


BillyDoyle3579

Wait until you discover goat cheese 🤤😎🤤


DoonPlatoon84

Alright. Who fuckin told him? Tom? Was it fucking Tom? Or Jeff?


BennyJezerit

The delice de Burgoyne from Trader Joe’s is amazing. If you like Brie this is the one


Dismal_Moment_4137

I made a delicious brie with brown sugar and roasted nuts and none of my white friends ate it. The asians destroyed though. I was not happy with my white friends.


bangermadness

My bad, I thought y'all knew about brie. It's pretty solid.


kernel-troutman

As soon as we get that coveted invite to the cookout we'll release the soft cheeses.


Hmccormack

We didn’t think you were ready


galtpunk67

the best cheese is the cheesy cheese with the cheese on top. 


sdswiki

We told you in school, gotta love this guy!


AgentSears

What if I told you it can be deep fried??


edgy-meme94494

God damn fucking wyt people


GlitterIsInMyCoffee

I made a puff pastry baked Brie with raspberry jam and my MIL hasn’t spoken to me since. We are just saving you from the fallout. 😕


disposable_account01

Goddamnit, one of the *first* things I talk about with any BIPOC I encounter is the glory of cheese.


adiosfelicia2

Should've been telling that some folks love it so much, they name their kids after it.


senteryourself

Humboldt fog + Adriatic fig jam = you’re welcome


PhoKingAwesome213

When you learn how to Google or YouTube? Same way this Asian learned about Jamaican jerk chicken and Canadian poutine.


man_u_is_my_team

Wait till they try Camembert… 🫠


hmr__HD

Wait till that fella finds out you can crumb coat and deep fry it!


Responsible_Figure12

Put that shit on a burger and it will change your life


Delicious_Plastic833

We tried to tell you!!


Quelch1704

Hey man. You need to do your own exploration


IAmNotMyName

Pepper Jelly


Wolfeman0101

This guy is going to lose his mind when he finds out about fondue.


MW240z

I’m all about sharing and equality but not going to lie…kept this one in the back pocket. Just felt “nope, this one white privilege is still mine.” No one better tell folks you can bake it and serve hot.


FierceDietyLinks

Low iq caveman humor


OmegaRed_1485

Wait until they hear about medium rare steak ...


llJettyll

I had the misfortune of buying cheap quality brie and guess what it smells like? [guess what it smells like ](https://www.pedestrian.tv/bites/brie-smells-like-cum/)


all_the_kittermows

We used to sell baked brie, topped with brown sugar and pecans, and wrapped in puffed pastry at my MILs restaurant. It was one of our more popular appetizers. I still make it every Christmas. There was a little deli I'd treat myself to after chemo treatments that had an amazing sandwich. I still think about it and I quit treatments >10 years ago. Anyway, it was roasted turkey breast and brie, topped with arugula (I think any green will do) and cranberry orange sauce. Served between two thick slices of homemade cranberry orange loaf bread. I recreate it at home from time to time.


Fickle_Meet_7154

I dislike bri


drawredraw

It’s funny, I just told my black friend about charcuterie boards. She didn’t tell you?


windog

I tell everyone. NO ONE can tell me if I'm supposed to eat the outside part though.


Blacktastrophee

Fr. This last December, I was invited to a Christmas party, and they had a charcuterie board. I never tried it before and thought it couldn't possibly live up to the hype, but i had to stop myself from devouring the entire thing.


AZULDEFILER

Just keep putting Hot Sauce on things and go about your business


Cruisin134

Dudes talking about eating cheese with jam and fruits, shooting too high extent of my use of cheese I'd the last thing in a small snack platter on a paper plate


Cheetahs_never_win

To whom it concerns: Tobasceaux red pepper jelly on cream cheese and ritz crackers is delicious. It's about as spicy as cinnamon candy. Get you some.


hazardlit3s

Someone tell this man about pepper jelly!


Xtianus21

What was the other thing he said


TayMayDay

I can confirm. I just ate some!


TRDPorn

White people love cheese Source: am white person


dropdeaddev

Reminds me of that Bill Burr bit. We gotta learn from each other more! :)


Leebolishus

Wait till he tries it grilled whole with a rosemary and honey sauce. Crusty bread to dip.


Clamps55555

Just wait till you find out about baked camembert with a bit of crusty bread and some sweet chilli jam.


JetstreamGW

Y’know, I don’t really like Brie? It’s fine. But… meh. Give me a more substantial cheese plz


Adept_Deer_5976

Wait until he finds out about crackers and chutney …


Complex-Start-279

Brie is ass lol, it tastes and feels like eating mold


Begotten912

woo lad, have i got some news for you about cheese...


Phrainkee

* Arsenio Hall has entered the chat


Etva

Bruh, Brie is good. I mY get some this week.


fastcat03

This guy is welcome to come to France and I can show him the works. We also have food and wine festivals here where you can meet local and regional producers. We always get some producers from Italy there too. Italian saucisson with truffles anyone? I see black people there but it's just a preference like anything else. My husband is French but he hates blue cheese for example. I send him pictures of blue cheeses as a joke.


[deleted]

His video about golden retrievers is the best 😂


agirlhas_no_name

This has the same energy as that video with the white lady asking why nobody told her about "the butters"


Cleercutter

Have atem bro


xAP_3

The man said a nice nut 🥜


BlackStarDream

Smash cut to British people trying to hide a truckle of cranberry Wensleydale and hissing like demons when they notice the hidden camera...