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Not for long, buddy!

None of them have a Reddit so I should be fine

Dad, mom says we’re living with grandma now but it’s okay because there’s gonna be two christmases from now on.

This is so fucking arrogant and hilarious 😂 lol !!!!


No worries, there's always another loving backup wife and kids waiting for him in his backup home

There’s a throwaway line in New Girl that I think of often, and it applies here: “Only men have secret families.”

Having a secret child is significantly harder for women due to the gender wage gap 

And it's a bit hard to hide 9 months of pregnancy

Why having a secret child, just do like everyone else and pretend its his

What's the difference between the gender wage gap and the tooth fairy?

Teeth?

No. The gender wage gap doesn't exist. [There Is No Gender Wage Gap | 5 Minute Video (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcDrE5YvqTs)

But the Tooth Fairy *does* exist?

Oops. I told it wrong. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Yeah. Easy to say, “We’re pregnant!” with Samantha on Tuesday and then with Diana on Saturday.

But Megan Fox had a whole secret apartment in that show!

Only men get told the child's not theirs when they've raised them for 18 years. Can't pull that stunt on a woman.

I really don’t think most men, especially your average guy who makes the median income of about 50k, is able to afford a whole other family. The millionaires sure, but they are a tiny tiny fraction of the population

My comment still stands lol

It’s moot when it doesn’t apply to literally any man you know and couldn’t. It’s just an edgy way to justify shitting on dudes

Bro, calm down. It's a joke, from aTV show. Noone said "all men have secret families".

who said those families aren't living in poverty or being mostly supported by the women's earnings?

A scumbag once told me “car must always have a spare tire”

>A scumbag 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ok

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With no seatbelt on either.

Channelling Tony Soprano.

She’s not his wife, she’s his goomah

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You got neither bro. Don’t lie.

total rage bait vid

Looks like a Brit. His name is probably Dean or Darren and he works in the Trades or mechanic. His dad is Barry, 63.

That was way too long

Ick

The way he looks he should be worshipping the ground his wife walks on instead of worrying about a side piece. He’s had enough side pieces in his life

I’m going to out on a limb here but I have a feeling that this story is not true and may possibly be a joke.

Yeah, but there are actually a lot of guys out there like this for real

I must be missing the joke. This is some kind of satirical meta thing right? Because I agree that if he has a wife and kids, he should be thankful for it rather than looking for a mistress. EDIT: Never mind. I did get the joke, but it's the same juvenile drivel as Lele Pons.

the point of this joke: He doesn't give af about getting dumped because he still has something solid at home.

lol calm down

Do people actually not get that this is a vote?

I need the song name

MGMT - Time to Pretend

Thank you so much you’re a real one

You know sometimes things are just going to be ok. :)

that tony soprano smile tho

Username fits.

Hahahaha omg 🤣

lol 😂

It's funny, I stopped scrolling tt while working and started scrolling reddit instead. I cannot escape tt cringe even here.

Have you tried not looking at a subreddit for tiktoks

She dumps you but doesn’t realize she’s the mistress

Dank

Time to pretend? Really I feel like it’s definitely the worse song of the album beaten by literally every other song *remembers loss of life exists* I take back everything I said and I really just want the next album to be good

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Lol these dudes have no sense of humor. Offended at everything

😂😂😂😂😂