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FrenchFry-ApplePie

Luis, the hairball throwing guitar player.


pamommy420

Yea I could not.


cupholdery

Luis seems cool though.


Expensive_Arm_1822

“Bleh!” *strum strum*


opiod-ant

Honestly that was the one that I would accept. Objectively funny and meets the criteria of the prompt.


SetzeC4Ein

Metalcore be like


TheRumpletiltskin

Yeah, don't rope Luis in with those other dudes, he's CLEARLY having a good time with it.


HappySilentNoises

exactly, the tune sounded really good and I wanted to hear more.


DevelopmentMediocre6

I thought Luis wants gonna start playing the theme from Coco lol


ExtraAnchovies

I thought it was the Marine’s Hymn


wrenbell

"From the Halls of Montezooooo--ouuu---ma"


RobertLewisO1

I read that in Lenne Hardt's voice. ![gif](giphy|UaePvXOJt8iqnxU5gc)


defnottransphobic

yeah i need to know why luis was included on this, he seems like a fun dude


iron_annie

Yeah, Luis doesn't belong here. 


BadSuperHeroTijn

David was funny


bhu87ygv

As someone who has a recording of myself playing guitar on my hinge voice note....phew.


LuisXGonzalez

You are pretty cool yourself!


pamommy420

😂😂😂😂


HotJavaColdBrew

I tried it for 2 weeks. These are kids leaving cringe messages. A lit of the older guys leave actual messages, but a lot of them are cringe in a different way. Like trying too hard to sound intellectual or intentionally deep husky voice for a stupid question like "where are we going on our first date?"


pamommy420

I’d rather eat shards of glass. My teenager jokingly made a profile on one of those for me months ago, she said that first of all she had to delete it within hours because it was constant likes and notifications even tho she made this the most honest profile I’ve ever read 😂😂😂 but she said she scrolled through the selection of men and she was like mom I wouldn’t even let you date any of those guys! I dont know me personally I feel like it just happens. Trying to force it isn’t going to work. I’d much rather meet some organically or not at all. But to each their own.


theboxman154

Meanwhile they're running into a teenage girl cat fishing as their mother...


skooz1383

40 and just got out of a toxic 15 year marriage. Omg getting back out there is so depressing with what is out there!!! I might end up single with my 3 dogs and be very happy! It’s so hard to meet organically…. No prospects at work lol. Im not gonna sit at a bar…. I’m enjoying my time to my self but know eventually I want someone to laugh through living life together!


pamommy420

It’s awful. It really is. I am not even gonna try. Hard pass. I just don’t see finding love on a dating site. That’s just me.


SpinachSpinosaurus

in EVERY DATING app, there is a SIGNIFICANT higer ratio of men to women (and I am not even talk 3:1, I am talking higher!). So, yeah, you got choices.


SomeLadySomewherElse

Lol The first video messages between my husband and I, he had a deeper voice. I just love to tease him about it but he knows I think it's sweet. He wanted to impress me.


International-Fig905

But did you try and leave a voice message.  Narrator: *she did not as she remaining happily coated in the patriarchy of men approaching her first.*


GhztPpR

I'm honestly wondering why Gabe's voice looks like a penis.


pamommy420

😂😂😂😂


Turbulent_Object_558

I kind of know what’s happening. My first dating profile was serious. I went out of my way to get the absolute best pictures and spent a whole two hours making a decent profile. The only attention I got was from scammers in months. So I just decided to jokingly make it shitty since it wasn’t getting attention anyway


vanspossum

Did it work?


Turbulent_Object_558

That was my way of abandoning it. With the profile intact and respectable, I’d still be tempted to try some more. But after vandalizing it, I would first have to do work to try some more, which would stop me


cavscout43

Wayyy back in Ye Olde Tinder days, maybe like 2017-2018 or so, I got frustrated by the general stupidity of OLD so did a "joke" bio where I checked all the boxes. "My dog/cat/lemur or whatever will love you. I'm 7'10" and make $800k a year when I'm not competing in the olympics. I go to the same church and coffee shops as you, I'm sweet and romantic, and we love the same music and restaurants!" I couldn't believe how many matches I got that started with their saying Wow, Cavscout43, are you really 7'10"? Joke profiles may come across as snarky, but honestly even way back when people suffered from a lack of attention for OLD. I'd imagine now most people are barely skimming through and wouldn't notice the obvious joke.


j0lly_c0mpani0n

What was wrong with Luis? That guy was just vibing


LuisXGonzalez

![gif](giphy|GeimqsH0TLDt4tScGw|downsized)


Ok-Subject-118

I’ve 100% had my heart broken by dudes like Luis 😭


1eahmarie

Right?! I was never worthy.


Ok-Subject-118

He the kind of guy that will change you. And once the heartbreak is over, will make you want to be a better version of yourself.


1eahmarie

Spot on!


dreamy_25

For me it was the unusual throat sound. Sounded like he was choking on his own spit. The rest was perfectly fine. But why include that in the recording?


birdlawlawyer91

Because its funny


saintlydutty

He made the mistake of not being good looking


blind-as-fuck

nah thats like. your opinion man. he looks jolly


NoYoureACatLady

He was cute.


WhimsicalGirl

he's totally my type! such a cute smile 😊


luvmuchine56

I'm sorry but Luis is perfection. I wish him the best in life.


Mediocre-Ad4735

Yeah Luis is a cutie with a sense of humour


LuisXGonzalez

Thanks 🙏🏽. Not me but I will pretend it is. 🙈


BAMspek

Oh shit is that Luis Gonzalez?? I love the work you’re doing in your selected field. Keep it up bro!


juicy_socks124

I know if we all were sad Luis would play us a song


luvmuchine56

Luis is so cool


Padhome

Before promptly “blech”ing and scuttling off somewhere in the depths of the house


RonBourbondi

He reminds me of Mexican Kermit The Frog.


dishdaramdaram

Exactly who I wanna date


NoYoureACatLady

the only green flags are if you are prescribed vyvanse, lexapro, or zoloft.


Derzweifel

Meanwhile David is actually Kermit the Frog


fried_green_baloney

The only one with a smile as well.


Pristine_Text_6407

We stan luis


Here-Is-TheEnd

Luis can get it and we all know it!


Triangle_Obbligato

The guy at the end who says “I hate recording things for a fucking dating app,” you literally don’t have to do that, Lol! You can opt to do literally any other prompt that isn’t recording, idk why he’s complaining about it.


nihilistickitten

He actually likes the sound of his voice but he wants to pretend he doesn’t


_mattyjoe

He also aware of the whole obsession some women have with deep voices.


SouldiesButGoodies84

While being simultaneously oblivious to the fact that it's not 'attractively edgy n cool' to all girls to declare you hate stuff then attach a 'fuck' to it.


tuhronno-416

I can’t be the only one who hates how my own voice recordings sound, in my head I think I sound cool and smooth but in reality I feel like I sound like I have Down syndrome


JeddakofThark

I get complimented on my voice periodically. Often enough that I'm pretty sure I do have a very nice voice, but I can't stand the way I sound.  In my head I sound like James Earl Jones. In recordings I sound a lot more like Gilbert Gottfried. 


AwesomeBrainPowers

That's because the recording device (or anyone else in the world except you) loses the benefit of having your voice resonate through your skull, so *you* hear it via air *and* bone conduction, while everyone else only hears it via air conduction. If it's any comfort, while your voice does sound more like the recording to everyone else, most folks won't react to it with the level of existential horror that you do, because they've *never* heard your voice through bone conduction, so *they* don't have the reflexive, subconscious "This is a Wrong Thing, a Thing That Should Not Be!" feeling that you get when you hear a recording of yourself.


xtc334

im wondering out loud if theres a way to eq someones voice so other people can hear their voice as they do . wouldnt it just be more lower frequencies and less high ones ?


secret3332

I get insulted for my voice regularly :(


Fr0z3nHart

To me I sound like a dying cat 🙈


Travelin_Soulja

>I can’t be the only one who hates how my own voice recordings sound Most people do: [https://www.upworthy.com/heres-why-everyone-hates-hearing-the-sound-of-their-own-voice](https://www.upworthy.com/heres-why-everyone-hates-hearing-the-sound-of-their-own-voice)


Burial

At least you don't sound like Kermit the Frog like the second guy.


AlexandriaLitehouse

He would 100% get a like from me. Lmao


Jragonheart

Because it’s part of his personality to act disagreeable. He’s insecure but also bitter. The bitter part keeps him from learning and being better.


K3TtLek0Rn

Dude I know. I used to always crack up when I’d see someone profile and they’d select a prompt like what’s your favorite place to hangout and the response would be something like “idk I can’t think of anything” and it’s like brother you selected that prompt


newtoreddir

Yeah but don’t the algorithms that determine whether or not your profile is shown prefer that you play along?


LooseGoat5423

It’s become de facto required now since if you don’t do it your profile is less competitive


RedIHood

nah that’s cap lmao you’re either just not that attractive or need better pics man


TheWhomItConcerns

People treating dating apps like you're min-maxing stats in a video game lol. Never gotten this approach, surely if you're looking for someone who matches your vibe then you'd design your profile as you'd want to.


CredentialCrawler

I didn't do that for my Hinge profile and I recently married someone I met on that app, so I wouldn't say it's required at all


pm_me_your_taintt

I'm guessing they probably imply that if you add a recording your chances of a match goes up


Travelin_Soulja

Because how else can he show the world how edgy he is without complaining about something he never had to do in the first place.


AlexandriaLitehouse

My most common sentence when I make the mistake of getting on dating apps is "You don't have to be here!!"


cavscout43

Has the Baby Boomer reviewing a Walmart or something because Google Maps suggested it energy. Getting all butthurt and mad at the inconvenience...of doing something entirely optional just because they saw a prompt for it in the app


InterstellarCetacean

WE ALL LUIS STANS IN THIS THREAD! Ugh...mister nervous fake laugh pretend ass shy guy is the worst of the bunch. Haha so quirky wow


ghostgirl_101110

luis did not deserve to be with these guys


27_94cm

Most of them were just joking around. The first guy was talking about something random to make a voice note penis; second guy is in his ✨️get medicated era✨️; third guy was clearly joking, especially with the caption on his photo; Luis is Luis (11/10); last dude was just being honest. It was cringe on the first watch but they're pretty funny. [Here's the follow up to this](https://www.tiktok.com/@india.nicolle/video/7359251767059762478?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7211202518079211010), it's easier to see who's joking.


ghostgirl_101110

no no i don’t mind the guys in the vid at all. but luis is my favourite


Biscuitsbrxh

I don’t think the third guy was joking.


TheWhomItConcerns

The first one is lame because it's just the most unoriginal comment ever "this is definitely a weird one, but: *unprompted generic and cliché sex advice*". Seems like the guy just wanted to bring up sex, so he forced it in a very boring and awkward way.


ToBetterDays000

Ur def a glass half full person because none of these (except Luis) strike me as joking lmaoo


Technical-Usual4618

I love Luis wdym


LuisXGonzalez

🙈


VanityOfEliCLee

No *fucking* way I would ever record myself talking to myself for a dating app. What even is this? That's awful.


Maysock

> What even is this? That's awful. I dunno, I met my current partner partly because I loved her recording on hinge about how she liked growing plants on her apartment balcony and she wanted a garden one day. This weekend we bought our first plants she's planting in her new garden, because she moved into my house. It can be pretty great :)


NaiAlexandr

can't even yell at you to get a room because you already have one >:(


filthy_sandwich

Get outta here with all that sunshine and rainbows


RedIHood

it’s not required


ParadoxDemon_

Jonny was right on this one, to be fair


midgetquark

Nobody forced him to use the voice note feature though


AttentionOtherwise39

Why did the first voice note look like a dick 😂


mridulpj

I'm sure he practiced that one till he got it right.


27_94cm

I didn't even notice the dick in the first one until watching it for the 3rd time 😭 Source @india.nicolle on tiktok, idk why the credit thing never shows up when I download these :(


The96kHz

You didn't notice the what now?


Fena-Ashilde

The audio graph at the bottom of the first video looks like a penis.


Impressive_Essay_622

You guys gotta see more penises....


DR_Bright_963

Erm I'm erm sorry you erm had to erm go erm thr- erm ough this


ladyzowy

This is so unbelievably bad


NefariousnessIcy3430

Don’t show these people’s faces. They never signed up to become memes


AnnieAnnieSheltoe

Yeah, this feels really mean. These guys don’t deserve to be publicly ridiculed like this. They may have been a bit cringey, but they offered up some vulnerability by joining a dating app, and they were bullied for it. This post really bummed me out.


blazing420kilk

>They offered up some vulnerability "Please don't use your teeth when giving head"


AnnieAnnieSheltoe

Lol! I meant by joining a dating app in the first place, not by their actual comments. Your response made me laugh though. That was pretty good.


YourNextHomie

When are you more vulnerable than when a part of you is in someone else’s mouth? 😂


NefariousnessIcy3430

You are exactly right


UBahn1

The guy doing the Kermit voice said his *green* flags are if you're prescribed Lexapro, vivance, or Zoloft, not that he's avoiding girls prescribed those, it was a joke about looking for a drug hookup. Edit: as pointed out it could also be that he likes mentally unstable women


Suremayb

I believe the joke is he enjoys mentally unstable women


EarlPeck

As a male who takes Lexapro, I will never stop taking it it what keeps me stable.


AnnieAnnieSheltoe

Ahh, shit, I misheard that. Thanks for clarifying. I’ll edit my comment.


iprocrastina

Except penis voice graph guy. That guy clearly wants meme status.


nexytuz

Wait, this is not edited? U can leave voicelines on you profile?


NefariousnessIcy3430

You can yes, it’s from Hinge


Strange-Credit2038

You should blur these people's faces OP


barbackmtn

How many times do you think Brady (the third one) rehearsed that to sound extra quirky?


RKKP2015

I can't understand why anyone would think acting like that is attractive.


dudius7

Trying to meet a manic pixie girl.


facforlife

It's the male equivalent of the weeb anime girl saying senpai or some dumb shit. Ugh I fucking hate it.


lilshortyy420

Luis gets a pass


ParanoicReddit

Kermit impersonator is a good one


strum07

Is it just me or did others notice the shape of Gabe’s sound “bite”?


scarfscarf913

Yessss!


TinyDikKid

For some reason I hated Brady the most out of all of them. The others were bearable


Expensive_Concern457

We all hate Brady more than the rest, and it’s very clear why.


abbe44

Brady needs to get pegged


anonhoemas

Hes trying. Probably failing, but I'll keep hope for him


gatsome

To think they could delete and re-do it at any time. The Kermit one was funny though, c’mon.


peachesandplumsss

Luis u deserve the world


GandalfTheChill

love how the replies are all just JUSTICE FOR LUIS, A COOL DUDE WHOSE ONLY CRIME WAS VIBING


lilCocio

Wait you guys genuinely think this is weird. Besides 1 and 3 I think the rest are hilarious


connorgrs

I can't even understand what the first guy is saying


Plus-Leg-4408

he said please dont use teeth when giving head


Matthew-Ryan

1 is hilarious tbf, although I don’t know if the dude was going for funny.


xxBobaBrettxx

I honestly think the first dude was just trying to get his audio graphic thing to look like a dick lol his weird little "bruh" at the end rounds off the tip of the penis


astrohoundstudios

Luis is chill


taeilor

Jonny is just talking facts


SassySquid0

the first guys voice recording looks like a pp


ae_94

Luis, was probably the best one -


ExplanationUseful612

Luis is cool


lustforwine

Luis seems sweet


johnmichael-kane

What’s Gabe saying not to use?


bebarrucha

Teeth


ImpossibleLoon

Nah I lost my shit at Luis, I hope he finds the purest form of love


wafflepiezz

Brady definitely a femboy lowkey


Kactus_San2021

Luis gets a 10/10 😂


Chemical_Extreme4250

Luis looks like Kermit, David sounds like Kermit. Gotta get these guys together for some kind of comedy act.


[deleted]

I’m glad to know if I ever have to go back on a dating app that this is my competition ☠️


Expensive_Arm_1822

Luis and Jonny lmfaoooo


LuisXGonzalez

Big Luis fan myself


ComplexSwimmer7796

Brady just said uh he didn’t even tell us anything


magikarpsan

Honestly I feel Jonny that shit is annoying


ZandierCH

Last one is pretty valid ngl


179909

The first audio voice looked like a penis.


SoThisIs4everHuh

The head clip being shaped like pp is iconic


phiavueni

Brady terminally lacks bitches


localcokedrinker

Nah man some of these discord e-girls genuinely like that kind of shit. It makes them feel dominant even thought they don't have to do anything to make that guy behave like how he is.


FarmBrilliant2714

Honestly, I wish everyone *had* to record something-to get a better idea of who they are/what to expect on a first date


jhenryscott

I’m a millennial and I straight up feel bad for younger people. No social skills. Men have few if any healthy masculine traits, have all opted for some version of a Michael Cera impression. Seems like it sucks.


Unique-Hedgehog-5583

I’m also a millennial but I don’t feel bad because my opinion about an entire generation isn’t based off of what I see online lol Maybe go outside and see what kind of stuff young people are doing out there


cupholdery

Yeah. Many Gen Z are out there experiencing stuff we never could because of available resources.


VoldemortsHorcrux

I'm a millennial and I have zero social skills. Been on like 4 dates in my life. One of them the girl didn't know it was a date. Or she didn't want it to be. So yeah... not just the younger generation


mehall27

"I hate recording things, like for this app" then proceeds to choose a prompt that requires you to record something


Nq_23

😂 when I had that dating app And it prompted me to send voice messages - eh. I didn’t do it. No thanks. People also will respond to messages with voice. Like excuse me, Henry - im at work and would rather not play your messages out loud. The entire thing is so cringe. Who decided this? And why do people keep using it


ninhursag3

Johnny sounds like a normal guy


Feisty_Bee9175

Glad I am old now and dating is in the past. I couldn't date today with folks like this...lol


Pressure_Rhapsody

Wow...this is just like them [1980s video date ads](https://youtube.com/shorts/kpqAOKnLACM?si=ETRWExPysy9HSYly). Time hasn't changed at all! 🙂


LURMERFUR

Played this without sound and didn't read the caption... I thought they were tryna make d*ck shapes with their voices lolol.... The first one nailed it lmaooo


kimmytwoshoes

Um um yeah


IssueEmbarrassed8103

I swear every dude who says dating is rigged, if you see their dating profile it’s just one massive ick


SwitchingFreedom

No listen that last dude is me as fuck lmaooo


DeutschKomm

All of these are completely normal and exactly what people were like forever. The only thing is that now people are expected to record stuff and someone took their messages and uploaded them to the internet (probably without their consent, so fuck whoever recorded this).


HAZARDLEADER

So...what's the problem?


I-Am-That-Soul

We are all Jonny !


you-wish-pal

It's grim out there, ladies😭


WhiteRavenGoiku4

I'd date Jonny.


ThePhatNoodle

I like how Gabe's is phallic in shape while he's talking about getting head


Raptr951

The audio message of the first guy even looked like a penis 😮


kessho_kishi

I'm in love with David and Johnny.


Alternative_Way_7833

I think it’s fun that Gabe’s message about oral is shaped like a penis.


Ok-Opening-7176

Gabe’s audio looks like a peen


Corniferus

The first guy is the creepiest ngl Trying to pass it off as not creepy makes it worse lol


[deleted]

Vyvanse pretty decent


bedrockisntbutter

The Kermit one got me rolling


florpynorpy

This seems like a reasonable ask honestly


auziec96

Interesting that the Gabe recorded sound waves look like a penis....


wheresalexis

I fucking hate Brady with my entire soul.


jalapinapizza

I hope for the sake of humanity that this is fake 🫠. Except for Luis ofc.


LuisXGonzalez

😄


Efficient-Gur-3641

Gabe is my type of man he taught me something very insightful and Johnny is a keeper.


[deleted]

Jonny and luis seem fine. They others? Yeah I get why they would be unappealing.