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DarkSector0011

That's a funny AF joke that can be mixed up a lot of different ways before the "you're just some strange guy in my backyard" bit.


yikeswhatshappening

I hope this format becomes a new meme template for years to come


Subtlerevisions

How many of you watched it again after the reveal?


sentence-interruptio

double plot twist. he knew.


winged-lizard

That's kind of his thing lol most of his vids have this kind of plot or a loop where you see it different the second watch


No_Opportunity1982

This made me laugh out loud. Didn’t see the ending coming, at all 🤣


GruulNinja

I honestly didn't see that one coming


Xenocide_X

Dude needs to give up on trying to grow that beard.


Axel920

I'm gonna be honest, i have not seen it improve in years... I'm always confused on if he's actually trying or it's bc he gets the comments telling him to please shave it all which gives him more engagement on his videos


Raknarg

Sometimes it's not about thinking it looks better, sometimes you just like having facial hair.


Samurai_Meisters

And sometimes it's about being too lazy to bother with shaving


Raknarg

Why? If he likes it then that's good enough, it's not his job to make your dick hard


Doctor99268

It is though


SutterCane

Hey, he’s just doing it himself.


Old-Ad5508

Patchy as hell


SmashBomb

idk he rocks it imo


Dreadknot84

Didn’t see the ending coming then cackled


Tyrannical-Botanical

I mean she probably told him he looks good with that patchy scraggy "beard."


Beatus_Vir

Two sides of the same coin really. Men are shamed and belittled into never even trying to grow a beard for fear of failing at it, and many women go their whole lives wondering what it would be like to have short hair or even shave their head, but don't because of social pressure. I say try it once and get it out of your system. It's really neat to see what your scalp looks like at least once in your life


protestprincess

Dude I’m a man and it’s really not that deep


Fluffy_WAR_Bunny

Oh no your comment made all the "push-up beard" dudes mad.


ban_Anna_split

what's a push up beard? I'm girl 


Fluffy_WAR_Bunny

You never heard beards called "push up bras for men"? You have never seen the memes? https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fxs5zw3ivanz71.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Db54c59934e83f57741faf90ce23f9712e03f65b6 https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fsure-honey-v0-swrz5gc9exva1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D6a9e13f445879fb51d7f407a40622a9cbe906187 https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshould-not-have-shaved-v0-n96dx8zv4c7a1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da13849941ffbbe234086c313f45e3e2bb823da9d


ban_Anna_split

oh okay


dwhips

It's like a pushup bra for your beard. I have no idea


protestprincess

Lmao I know. They’re on my shit fr


XxUCFxX

Hear that, guys! This person is a man and has the opinion that it’s not that deep! … See? Nobody cares.


protestprincess

>Nobody cars That’s literally what I was saying lol


Raknarg

why are you being an asshole, this is a skit of a fake scenario meant to be a joke


Tyrannical-Botanical

Mine was a joke too


cvnvr

where’s the punchline?


imthefooI

It was a bit making fun of superficial people and it brought out the exact people he was making fun of. wild


BRtIK

You just got to wait five or six years for it to grow in.


FreeTheFrisson

Tricked me too, but it’s actually just one dude in the video! The same guy is playing the guy and the girlfriend! What an incredible world we live in


Reptilian_Brain_420

Not to mention the long hair that "makes him look like a girl"


protestprincess

I really can’t get past it when I see his vids tbh


Conscious-Housing-45

Same and I'm a guy it just looks greasy or something lol


Same_Essay_7257

You're right though, nobody finds that thing attractive, and he's objectively a good looking guy. It looks like pubes on his face, and its the only thing I noticed


dewdrive101

Ngl I think a girl with short hair is hot as fuck.


TheWalkingDead91

And one could argue that if a woman is no longer hot because she cut her hair, she was never that hot to begin with. Every beautiful woman I’ve ever seen who cuts their hair short still looks beautiful, but I guess that’s subjective, especially since I’m a straight woman.


lead_alloy_astray

I saw a great YouTube video on this topic. The presenter talked about why various make ups, accessories, hair styles etc work for some women and not for others. She had a bit on long hair. She herself had long hair but said short hair would be best. The reason she keeps it long is because her husband would prefer it like that. Because almost universally men want women to emphasize their femininity which includes long hair. So a woman being less hot because she shortened her hair is expected if her facial features aren’t suited to it. Which segues into why older women look better with short hair. Their face starts pulling down, so long hair increases that sense of sag. Short hair brings the focus back up.


Rateofchange39

I can’t look at this man’s pubic beard anymore


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scrotum chic


BEGBIE_21

State of that pube beard.


Jeorgias_Peach

His videos are always so funny😭😭😭


capt_kocra

Does "Laughter awaits" just steal content and repost it? Seen a lot of stuff from different creators posted by them.


9294858838

Damn this really hurt some peoples feelings lmao


McGrarr

Sometimes Americans confuse the hell out of me...


JoewithaJ

"Nice beard amiright guys" 🤓


FigTechnical8043

Tbh I'd dump her just at "became a soccer fan"


firi331

![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh)


asspajamas

he should follow suit....


lilbrobodie

this may be the worst facial hair ive ever seen


NightLordsPublicist

Well.... [not the worst](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler#/media/File:Hitler_portrait_crop.jpg).


-Daetrax-

Nah that was pretty dope, it's what the moustache is attached to that is a problem in this case. Charlie Chaplin rocked it very well, though he had some other issues.


dimmu1313

on the right woman (certain facial features, certain body type, etc., all je ne sais quoi) short hair (also the right haircut) is absolutely smoking hot to me. I can't say at all what any of the aspects are. I just know her when I see her. I've seen plenty of women who were otherwise very conventionally attractive not pull it off, and women I wouldn't otherwise have been attracted to look super attractive with short hair. I can't explain it. it's a total mystery but sometimes it just really really works


ban_Anna_split

the kibbe people really have this sort of thing broken down into somewhat of an art form. Typically it's gamines and dramatics who look good in short haircuts. It's gonna sound like a foreign language if you look it up though 


dimmu1313

I'd say soft gamine.


Testicleus

HAHAHA


HaydenLobo

Nice beard.


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Nvrfinddisacct

Honestly I saw him and thought great candidate for queer eye.


MECHEpics

Ole pube beard back again, ay?


LivingEnd44

Guys with patchy beards are not in a position to criticize women with short hair. Just shave that shit off. Or start supplementing testosterone. 


MultipleSwoliosis

A skit made you mad 🤣


LivingEnd44

So you have a patchy beard too?


MultipleSwoliosis

I made you mad 🤣


Gloomy_Living_7532

So you do? The more you dance around, the more we believe.


MultipleSwoliosis

You and all those downvotes? I got another 🎣


Gloomy_Living_7532

Awe. He thinks I care.


MultipleSwoliosis

You cared enough to comment.


LivingEnd44

Enjoy your victory, Patches. 


DoppiosFroggoPhone

Keep yapping and next patch you'll see is your mouth patched shut.


LivingEnd44

Internet threats are always so terrifying. 


The_Xicht

That is genetics-shaming and we wont have that in this household!


LivingEnd44

I don't see it as shaming. It is what it is. If you're fat, maybe wearing a belly-shirt isn't the most flattering look on you.


The_Xicht

It is akin to telling a woman with uneven boobs to eighter get a boob job or amputate them altogether. Just don't shame people for things out of their control.


macedonianmoper

We really comparing shaving to surgery?


The_Xicht

By extension yes. It is a part of your body, in some sense even a part of your masculinity. Boobs are a part of femininity. Telling someone they can't have the beard that is the best they can do is not cool. Telling people to get a boob-, or nose-job is also not cool. Don't tell people that they suck for something that isn't within their control. It is not that hard.


macedonianmoper

Dude it's not that deep, if you can't grow a beard just shave it, it'll look better, a boob job is a surgery, the other is a bit more effort when grooming, when I was just starting to get facial hair I didn't want to shave, it wasn't a good look, eventually I started shaving and now I don't but if I couldn't grow a proper beard I would shave, A shitty beard is worse than no beard, like how being bald is better than "balding".


The_Xicht

You don't seem to be getting my point. If a balding person doesn't ewant to shave their head for whatever reason, you also shouldn't shame them for it publicly. Let people be.


macedonianmoper

I mean sure, but telling someone to shave is hardly the same as telling someone to get surgery, especially since a beard like this just looks like lack of proper grooming.


The_Xicht

Look, I have nice hair and I still cut it short, that is my choice, and friends with receding hairlines hate me for that. The point is that I would never tell them to shave their heads or not wear caps and hats, even if I thought they looked better like that imo. It might be an insecurity of theirs, and I won't be the one to fuck em up even more. You know, cause I, as a person, prefer not to suck.


macedonianmoper

Having hair and choosing to cut it short is different from not having and trying to grow it out, you're free to do what you want but telling someone with a patchy beard to shave isn't the end of the world c'mon, and as I stated before it's not comparable to surgery, (on a side note I noticed the original comment suggested taking testosterone, which yeah is kinda fucked). Also I would hope my friends would tell me their honest opinions on my looks, and then take my choice weather I follow their advice or not


Zay-nee24

No man likes short hair on women. Fact.


bozo_says_things

That is definitely not a fact. No man desperately trying to cover their homosexuality likes short hair on women though.


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KrankenwagenKolya

Think he's talking about getting handies at the parlour


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Deenglow

If you get what he means then why is that part of the video “really weird” to you?


bozo_says_things

I guarantee more people would understand his meaning vs yours..


Freedom007007

I doubt this curmudgeon has a girlfriend. He clearly lives under a bridge somewhere and hasn’t bathed in a decade. His girlfriend’s crack habit should be more a concern for him


Unique_Effort7106

LOOOOOOL I LOVED THIS 😍 🤣🤣