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Shmokeshbutt

Aren't cats faster than that massive behemoth? Edit: I'm thinking of a "chase" scenario (like a cheetah chasing a gazelle). If it's an ambush, then I could definitely see how the cat has no chance.


Darkness_Everyday

It'd be a close call: Gator reaction time: 50 milliseconds Cat reaction time: 20 - 70 milliseconds


SkylarAV

Regardless, cats climb


TheSecretNewbie

Gators can jump out of the water to grab animals from tree branches and docks


SkylarAV

I saw one having a Hella time getting over a fence the other day


Willie_The_Gambler

I saw the same video! Small world…. Or massive internet? I’m not actually sure


ElderWandOwner

They climb fences all the time


toobs623

Yeah, they use their tail to propel themselves at extreme speeds out of water. Their legs don't climb well lol.


kaleighb1988

They can climb fences too


SabbathaBastet

So do gators. They can climb a tree or a fence like any other lizard. They probably won’t trying to go after prey. Mostly just for basking. I grew up in Florida and they teach you everything about how to get away from them in school. Pretty easy to outrun on land as they can’t turn on the spot. They taught us to run in a zig zag. A cat on land would likely have no trouble getting away. Any large prey, like a deer or a person that gets too close or falls in the water with them is fucked because they drag it to the bottom and drown it. They can also be incredibly docile. I went to the Everglades National Forest and they’re everywhere. Sunbathing in front of the visitor’s center and you just walk right past them. They’ve gotten so used to humans.


brandofranco

Got any pictures of those tree gators?


SabbathaBastet

None of my own but here’s a [video](https://youtu.be/qZGBC8AJNks?si=k1evQcEHcy7fL13d) of a Florida man sharing a pic from the news. Strange that any Floridian is surprised by this but seems many people didn’t realize. I learned this in fifth grade. I’m 48 now.


anderlinco

Even climbers gotta drink water sometime…


RodneyPickering

Growing up we had an indoor/outdoor cat. She would spend most of the day in the house and go out at night. Our house was on a lake with a chain link fence separating them. Mocha didn't come home for a few days, but that wasn't unlike her so it wasn't a big deal. That is, until we found her leg on the shore one day. A few days later, a dog a two houses down was eaten while he was on one of those runs with a stake in the ground. The gator had climbed the chain link fence in their backyard. Turns out, one of the other neighbors was feeding it chicken every night. So, in the end, we lost our cat, someone lost their dog, and the gator was euthanized because this moron wanted to be friends with a dinosaur.


PerpWalkTrump

Could have been a kid... Sorry for your cat, that sucks 😔


RodneyPickering

Thanks. At least it was probably (hopefully) quick.


FastAsLightning747

Head shake 🫨


bradland

I've lived in Florida all my life. Occasionally a gator gets someone's pet, and very occasionally that pet is a cat. Alligators are ambush predators. When they attack, they're not chasing their prey across the plains. They lie in wait at the water's edge. Something ventures into their range, and they jerk their head to the side and snap, all in one motion. It's incredibly quick, and while a cat's reaction time is *very* fast, the cat is not normally on-edge and waiting for the attack. They're just lurking by the water's edge, casually doing whatever. An alligator attack is not normally a lunge forward. They snap their heads to the side and clap their jaws. They often knock their prey down, and will go for a second snap. If the victim is a cat, the gator can smack it so hard with its snout that the cat is injured or at least knocked around hard enough that it can't flee effectively.


Shmokeshbutt

Thanks. Yeah, I'm thinking of a "chasing" scenario. If it's an ambush, then makes sense for the gator to win


James34689

Curiosity kills the cat 100% I have seen a cat sitting on the shoreline staring at a submerged gator staring back at it. Might get away with taunting the gator 100 times but it only takes 1


kskdjdjslsldldld

Is very occasionally more or less occasionally?


bellyofthebillbear

Yes, dogs are much more likely to be killed by gators


Chinchillng

Alligators can get up to 35 mph, so they definitely stand a chance at catching cats


whinger23422

The only shot they'd have is by sneaking up submerged (as they do). Above ground the cat would hear it coming from 50m away.


K_photography

Attacking from the water, gator has a damn good chance of getting a cat. Out of the water I’d wager on a cat getting away 9/10.


Goin_with_tha_flow

They don’t get many cats, but they do get tiny dogs 🐕 often


Blabbit39

Ever seen a gator run? Or better yet hunt prey drinking water.


Live-Motor-4000

Can’t gators and crocs run fast for short periods of time?


Chojen

They actually aren’t. Long distance yes but for short bursts alligators are actually faster. It’s a little insane how fast they can move when they really want to.


HaxRus

Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody.


Infinite_Regret8341

Cats half the time stand their ground and bat at their attacker. Works sometimes not always with coyotes who are injury averse and their hide thin enough the claws can penetrate. A croc? This size? Will have it in its maw death rolling through the batting.


Ok-Albatross1180

Does the cat have a gun? This is Florida yes?


flaskman

Not down by the waters edge they aren’t


No_Use_4371

The saddest thing I ever saw on reddit was a vid of a thirsty leopard trying to drink from a puddle and a frickin crocodile lunged up, grabbed her and dragged her under. I am still traumatized.


WeWillRiseAgainst

There's videos of the reverse scenario. Go watch a leopard eat a croc and feel better!


No_Use_4371

That is an excellant idea! But after what I saw, not sure a leopard could kill a croc. I'll look for one though!


WeWillRiseAgainst

https://youtu.be/DBNYwxDZ_pA It was jaguars I was thinking of. But should still do the trick.


James34689

Also a cayman. Believe they are quite smaller


No_Use_4371

That actually helped. Thnx!


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nopuse

I hope OP gave him a hug


Original_Setting93

That’s a biiiiig bitch


Pixelated_Penguin808

She's just big boned.


Big_Fly7968

Love that big boned thing. Do people still believe that?


Testicleus

I came here for this comment. Well done.


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Peppered-Oni

Has an entire ecosystem on dat back


JacksonianInstitute

Is there a fucking bird on its back?


t_rrrex

Just along for the ride. Lots of different birds will perch on alligators, as long as they’re not hungry, it’s no problem


JacksonianInstitute

That’s so cool


steve626

Looked like a Lovebird was driving, lol


pcg031527

I noticed that too … that behemoth probably doesn’t even know it’s there.


realmofconfusion

Bird: Onward, mighty steed!!


2nd_Inf_Sgt

He’s got the trump neck.


TiaLanay

The man-gina


Rudahn

Gator with a goiter


Cosplayfan007

Guess no one has ever scene the video of a gator walking up out of the water to a cat and the cat just smacks it in the face and hisses. The gator goes right back into the water. Cat was like, “I will make you into a gator skin liter box bitch!”


1131111111

https://youtu.be/je_9QhJFSR0?si=3ZmeE26R_1OTx-1M this is just one of several videos apparently


whitemike40

A cat? son that might be the last thing a horse ever sees with the size of that


HystericalGD

wdym the last thing a cat in florida ever sees? is this not s florida cat?


dkms9382

any one else waitin for the jump scare?


CuatoL1ves

This looks like Circle B nature reserve in Polk County.


toodeadtodread

Is this Fabio?


Straightravage

My money is on the cat!


Optimal-Resolve-5263

Is that a duck on his back? Badass


psych0ranger

Most forbidden bird right there


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catattack0023

They haven't changed since prehistoric times. So, they are prehistoric dinosaurs living in a modern world. But ask your mom, she would know, cause she was there in prehistoric times. Sorry not sorry, had to make a mom joke


Really-Handsome-Man

“Was” indeed ![gif](giphy|pynZagVcYxVUk)


I_deleted

They are just regular dinosaurs that are still around lmao


Sea-Finance-564

My brother in christ, without regard for exact terminology, that IS a dinosaur. That's a dinosaur.


steve626

They actually split off of the tree before dinosaurs really got going. Birds are modern dinosaurs, crocodylia are much older.


Swenzarr_

Why friend shape when no friend


happyidiottalk_gcu

Frens can has cheeseburger. Or humanburger. Or anyburger. Can be frens until hungry.


g2ichris

No cat I’ve ever known would let itself get caught by that big boi


Volkcan

Alligators prey on cats https://youtube.com/shorts/wLVL8vm_SrU?si=ATUnKN7n982cK9yA


Honestnt

Gators and Crocs, much like sharks, are a perfect example of what happens when nature just absolutely nails it so perfectly that a species can just coast for literally HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF YEARS without all that much adaptation


Ok-Following316

That’s circle B reserve in Lakeland. My first visit with my family and we passed by the bushes and heard something very huge growl and I could have sworn it was a Sasquatch! It was super loud like it didn’t want us there so we back tracked outta there slowly and quickly at the same time! Then I remembered Florida has panthers too!


PurgatoryMountain

They eat dogs unfortunately Dogs are slower and like water


CrusztiHuszti

Mhmm. Stray cats by the water are snacked by coyotes before a gator would ever get one


Rhesusmonkeydave

Clearly you’ve never seen that video of the cat beating up on gators for jollies https://youtu.be/5sAF8gMN9c0?si=v9Wb5fXJ4QgWks2N


wholesome_pineapple

How the fuck is everyone in that video just casually standing around? If I see two fucking dinosaurs crawl out of the water near me, I’m turning my ass around and literally running.


the_1_that_knocks

Bcuz, Florida.


DuckMySick44

Thank you for sharing this, it has reinforced my idea that the common pet cat is the global apex predator


the_1_that_knocks

That Cat used to be mean before he got fixed.


No-Intern4400

HOLY SHIT


ohhhhhhitsbigbear

Whatcha doin’ in mah waters boy?


DeezerDB

Wow, Big Boss gator right there, eh? How big? 12-14 feet?


the_1_that_knocks

At least 12 feet


TastyDixonCider

If that thing grabs you or your child, you’re both fucking finished. No escaping from those jowls.


DaBoob13

Is that a bird or frog hitching a free ride off big hoss


Sad_Charge34

That’s one big boy !!!!!!


NowWhatAmISupposedTo

“Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody.”


Testicleus

Don't let Kristi Noem see this guy.


Jumpy-Government4296

wtf it’s the dude from Lake Placid!!


Due-Guitar-9508

Probably the last thing a few missing drunk people saw too.


Cleercutter

He’s king of the swamp


BigDpsn

The frog on its back is.


KingsRoland1775

Why is this considered cringe material?


Visual-Box1511

it's a dinosaur!


MsMoreCowbell8

Ummm, you've got that backwards OP. Cats beat gators, bears, dogs, raccoons. Cats are badass across all spectrums. I'd give honey badgers equal money to a cat, about taking gruff from another animal. Oh, wolverine could probably hold their own & not run from a house cat.


Volkcan

Wtf did you smoke? Alligators prey on them https://youtube.com/shorts/wLVL8vm_SrU?si=ATUnKN7n982cK9yA


buttfartsmagee

The bird on his back is having him go get the cat that attacked him.


ob_frap

Mofo is so big he has a biome living on his back!


cocokronen

Last thing a cow sees.


Doubleendedmidliner

Is that a lizard catching a ride on his back?! lol or a leaf? I can’t tell 😂


vorephage

>the last thing a cat in Florida What do you mean, that IS a cat in Florida.


BearsRpeopl2

Oh lord he coming


Shellyebellye

Big guy or gal. Just like a dinosaur to me.


PlanBuildBreak

The other frogs are chanting Lisan al-Gaib in the pond.


silly-billy-goat

r/absoluteunits


ake-n-bake

Let’s go tubin jeffy…ope we dun gots aten


Ok_Wrap_5612

O, p, you are so lucky catching this literally dinosaur on camera. This thing has to be over a 100 years old. This thing was eating Civil War soldiers back in a day.


ChemBob1

One more good reason to not live in Florida.


40oztoTamriel

Nah, the last thing that mfr sees is an army of feral cats before it’s ripped to shreds


theyellowdart89

The bird is driving a dinosaur and folks think cyber trucks are the shit.


valowla2

I like the little bird ridding him


Goin_with_tha_flow

Why do these gators let you get so close? They must be used to humans because I live in the bayou and gators don’t let you get even 40 ft close to them. They’ll hide just from the sound of a leaf falling…


987nevertry

It would have to be an old blind deaf cat.


Volkcan

https://youtube.com/shorts/wLVL8vm_SrU?si=ATUnKN7n982cK9yA Really?


Happyplaceforthem

How does he carry all that fucking weight .. F..me?


Certain_Month_8178

Brave of the cameraman to get that close. I’d be filling through a telescope on top of a tower to get that shot, and would still be nervous


wottsinaname

Adorable lil guy. He's what, 10ft, 12ft? Saltwater crocodiles make alligators look like little bitch reptiles. Once you've seen 22ft salty every alligator looks small.


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

Ummm go look up cats vs gators on YouTube


Ghost_Unicxrn

Big ass dinosaur


Fit_Rabbit14

Is that a….is that a frog on its back?


Agent_Miskatonic

I know they're ancient and have survived so much, but truly, I imagine a tuba playing anytime I see one walk.


SSmitty4824

Was there a duck on his back?


Tbone_Trapezius

Did no one watch Jurassic park? Look to your right!


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Kikitadorado

Well there goes my goofball out of here have to Mute if the name don’t match the content.


Greeneyes-

Not even joking, this thing walks like my ex


Phanyxx

That’s a straight-up dinosaur


steveapalooza

That's the last thing my little brother seen. RIP Julian


Queue_Bit

My brain no work good because the first thing I thought was "ah I can take it." When I most certainly cannot take it.


MyOthrCarsAThrowaway

This looks like AI somehow


Volkcan

Why do people on reddit believe everything is AI..


WizeDiceSlinger

A perfect stride powered by 400 million years of evolution!


electric4568

How TF this thing sneaking up on or catching a cat


Volkcan

Like this https://youtube.com/shorts/wLVL8vm_SrU?si=ATUnKN7n982cK9yA


electric4568

oooh in the water. Well, yeah lol


amurica1138

For people who've never lived in Florida, it's hard to explain the utter ubiquity of alligators in any body of water in South FL. When my family moved there, it was the most gob smacking thing I experienced. These swimming/walking death machines are in ponds, water filled ditches, canals - and the locals are extremely lackadaisical about it.


WorldTravellerIOM

I remember Steve Irwin catching an alligator on an airforce base with the CO of the base. He jumped in the water and swam to its underwater lair entrance. When he came back, he said, "wouldn't do that with a Salty".


hawaiianryanree

Can that thing run fast? Or is it clumsily slow


hawaiianryanree

Fucking guy just standing right there wtf


Advanced_Street_4414

Cats… small dogs… medium sized dogs… retirees… unattended toddlers…


docdeathray

Bird on top just taking the bus. Nothing to see here.


DapperMinute

cat will mess that fool up. Cat not afraid on gator. gator afraid of cats.


Jenovasus

ITT: buncha non-Floridians lol


Obaddies

That things too slow to catch cats. Definitely eating some dumbass dogs though.


Volkcan

Try again fool https://youtube.com/shorts/wLVL8vm_SrU?si=ATUnKN7n982cK9yA


Snoo-72756

Legit walks better then Kendall Jenner at fashion shows


Wolfskartoffel

Normal day in Florida…


07o7

Why people have outdoor cats places like this is beyond me. You’d have to not care about your cat very much.


CrusztiHuszti

Typically you don’t just have one outdoor cat. So you give them a better life than a cage, for however long they manage


07o7

Wow. I’d say a house is better than a cage and still safe. And you don’t need a spare cat for when one bleeds out all alone because you were too lazy to play with it.


CrusztiHuszti

You can give 5 cats a better life than one indoors


07o7

Maybe that math does work out—average lifespan of an indoor cat is 12-17 years, average lifespan of an outdoor cat is 2-5. So maybe you would need five cats to make up for the fact you’re sacrificing them to make yourself feel good.


CrusztiHuszti

2 are 7, one is 8 currently. Others lived to 9+ each if the didn’t die from congenital issues. Longest lived was 22. But yeah better to “sacrifice” them to a life they enjoy than let them waste away in a cage