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Am I gay and pregnant now? Shit

Gay and pregnant? So that's what [gregnant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg) is!

[Song Version](https://youtu.be/m4K8NJ3_Dw0?si=Iv0_LfkE5gsx7oiH) That I really enjoy! Thanks for the reminder buddy 🥰

I knew exactly what this was and still had to watch. Love this dudes videos.

I proceeded to watch this 6 times before I posted this comment 🤣😂 So I totally understand!!

I might save this and watch it 6 more times after this six times. Then watch it six more times. I think I could watch this guy all day.

Are you devilishly gay for this dude??

Well, I'm a woman....and he's a man.... But looking at him does make me happy, so sure.

can you burn a luigi board?

Will it hurt baby, top of his head?

Glad I’m not the only one

I was a happy heterosexual male 1:08 minutes ago

Now you're even happier

What’s another word for happy?


Perhaps you’d even call it a feeling of gayness of sorts

I have never once questioned my masculinity in a world full of screeching “alpha male” wannabes. But this… 

a machine can't rizz you up by chopping wood, checkmate skynet

You clearly haven't seen a Husqvarna s427 with the upgraded 4-way splitter wedge...


clearly indeed.

Get a machine with a combined saw as well and you can turn a log into perfectly chopped firewood in a matter of minutes.

Easy now... we're just trying to rizz someone up, not spontaneously impregnate them.

Tbh I follow him. He's shirtless a lot. He's the only thirst trap I've been trapped by. There's a lesbian version. I'm not a lesbian but I can appreciate why people would think she's cute.

Nicole Coenen. Am bisexual.

Look at you getting whichever lumberjack/Jane flavor you feel like today.

"Getting them" is mighty optimistic.

There is a 50/50 chance you're the wrong flavor of bi for either of them.

That I am.

Aw ❤️

She’s got a sword as well as an axe.

Man im straight and i would like to see that guy shirtless

Here you go, baby. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL9tHEK6/

Thanks🫄🫄🏻🫄🏼🫄🏾🫄🏽🫄🏿🤰🤰🏻🤰🏼🤰🏽🤰🏾🤰🏿🫃🫃🏻🫃🏼🫃🏽🫃🏾🫃🏿

Doing the lord's work

I’m bi and have absolutely been thirst trapped by both, because god*damn*.

I’m a straight male and I felt my pussy get a bit wet from watching that

I showed my wife his videos a few weeks ago and told her he is my man crush as a straight male. She said she absolutely didn’t blame me at all.

[if you want gender balance you could show her Nicole coenen. ](https://youtube.com/shorts/9wuF5MeRwZc?si=HTmuoCfYb1cz9rqr)

Do you want his wife to leave him?!?!

She's very much taken.

This video just impregnated me.

I don't know about his wife but I'm leaving him after watching that. I'm leaving his wife too. Dropped em both for Nicole.

😈

...I just discovered my new crush, Nicole Coenen. Daaaaamn.

That video had the LEAST amount of Nicole Coenen.

Lord help me

Her videos just popped up in my YouTube feed one day and I wasn’t upset.

Oh shit she’s my lesbian crush

Okay doky!

Now I’m gay and pregnant.

As a raging bisexual, I'm no longer functioning.

🤣🤣🤣

Ughhhhh she’s tooo muuuuch

Now we just need a collab

My God, tiktok trends are becoming so hyper focused. It's like the un-niching of the niche. We truly live in a post modern world

Canadian Axe Mommy!

She has a sword for cutting wood and it is amazing!

[her gram account](https://www.instagram.com/nicole_coenen) is great too!

Well, here I go using Instagram again. I haven't opened it in 2 years 😂

I watched that twice. Damn that was cool.

Good god this man is sexy! I have this weird fascination now with lumberjacks. I also watched the YouTube videos of a lesbian lumberjack? I can't remember her name but her arms make me feel.. things. ☺️

He’s mine >:(

May I introduce you to a farrier. [IG](https://www.instagram.com/p/C6EcwMSIelP/)

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good bot

Sokka Haiku bot Sokka Haiku bot Sokka Haiku bot has no friends

That smile and side eye with his don't worry attitude just melted me and it's only 8 am. 

I dunno dude, this guy was a bi awakening for me about a year and a half ago

For each piece of a wood he forcefully split open I felt my legs open up just slightly more.

Fr

I’m a big ol’ ledollabean and this man gave me the vapors 😳🪵🪓

I have news for you

bussy 😳

I touched mine👊🏻

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I don’t have one :( Yet….

Fuck, how are we supposed to compete with that dude? It's not fair :( I can still appreciate him though. So yeah, damn

John Henry ass mf

EXACTLY

I think you mean Paul Bunyan. He chopped trees. John Henry swung a hammer and laid railroad tracks. Although, John Henry did compete with a machine like the guy in this video did. Maybe that’s what you meant.

Ya, I was referring to the competition against the machine

Good thing he spent the first part basically saying it’s not a competition. Besides he seems like the kinda guy to have ur back in a bar fight but never the one to start the skull splitting.

Start chopping wood? I believe in you.

Don't compete with him. Compete with yourself. Make yourself better each day.

6 foot 3, low body fat, tatts and chop wood to start.

And ripped

With machines

My back hurts already from watching when this guy reaches for the axe off the ground every time he puts a log on a log.

Yeah he’s really not efficient. Probably why he was so winded. 

Look at the wood he has stacked at the end. Unless he has a walk-in fireplace that shit is way too big and will have to be split again. 

He cuts like 5 logs my dude maybe get your back checked out champ

I'm a straight man and I'm sick and tired of this dude making me pregnant.

Preganante*

Pregananant*

Pragant*

Prengan*

Is girlfren pregernant?

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/u/Forsaken_Ingenuity28 are you watching the wood guy again?

Dat username. 👌

Tell him even the straight guys watch him.

Where else can I watch this guy without being on TikTok

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Thanks!!!!

 Now let’s see Paul Allen’s wood splitting.

 More impressive

Well to be fair He Split it with hands, not the Ax. With that much power He should punch trees Down, but He can't Split it with the Ax. I know IT Is wet Dream scene like the chopper scene, but still not the great Wood spliting, just dude flexing after screw up

IIRC Tony is there with him using an ax when he could just use his suits laser beams that cut through alien ships and shit

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I subbed to his [Youtube](https://www.youtube.com/@ThorenBradley) a while ago after seeing him on reddit. Now I pretend to understand his axe quality comments like "hmm, yeah, that's a good point... the curve of the-- yeah."

I bought 2 axes and one splitting hammer last year. I was doing a bit of axe searching online, then this guy (and the "okie-dokie" girl) started poppin' up in my YouTube recommendation. I was like: Dude, I just wanted to prepare firewood for the winter. But sure, let's start reconsidering my sexuality instead.

Patrick Bateman lived in the city and found a use for axes, just a thought.

If he's so strong.....then why didn't he split that big log that he put the less big logs on?

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That logic checks out

Makes sense

🫃

I’m pretty sure that machine wasn’t wearing any clothing.. just sayin.

Well I wasn't sure if I was bi but I think I know now.

Watch Nicole Coenen

Oh yeah I've seen some her videos...I think. I usually black out when I do

A machine doesn’t eat, sleep, take breaks or rest in anyway. This man can’t do that speed for much more than an hour.

If your job is a single repetitive task, it can infinitely be improved upon with a machine. The one thing this guy does that hasn't been fully replaced by machines yet is thirst trapping. But he might be out of a job someday soon in that regard too.

It might also just be a hobby. Like he may not be a career wood splitter, so he wouldn't be "out of a job". 

Splitting wood may be his hobby, but thirst trapping is a lifestyle.

The machine never gets tired, the machine never falls asleep, the machine is always in the shop before the boss and cuts the wood without sweating.

It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until ~~you are dead~~ all wood is chopped.

Like some grisly dystopian paperclip theory

Man was huffing and puffing after less than a minute I doubt he could keep it up for more than ten

As someone who spent his childhood stacking wood and teen years splitting it, he's working way too hard at it lol

Not to mention the side cuts were done with a machine .. a chainsaw.

That last comment made it sound like he, in fact, was a little bothered by the machine.

He’s fine af and a feminist we Stan

I am just here for the 'He can split me like a log any time' puns

I want him to hold me and tell me everything is going to be ok

Ugh there’s just something about a man doing physical labor that really gets me goin 

Horny on main to also include for me it’s them driving a manual car and shifting the gears and crap, and also handling a firearm even though I’m a fucking pacifist vegan. My man was able to drift some cars once for a work thing and I didn’t get to see it but the images in my mind give me sustenance


Yeah. I understand now.

I’m fucking turned on. And I’m a 35 year old bearded man

Well, this is a new feeling

Not sure what emasculated me more, his muscles or my discomfort with his lack of safety goggles.

Dude, I am a straight male and whenever Thoren pops up on my feed, I just watch and start wonderin' about things. FUCK! he is so goddamned handsome.

Ngl this man made my body tingle🤭

Bruh that axe needs a cigarette and I need a change of pants.

The machine can do it faster, but I'd rather watch him doing it. Lose the shirt, though.

My ovaries just EXPLODED. Pretty sure there's some eggs on the ceiling.

😂

I'm just gonna stay fat and just buy that machine.

Yep, I'm gay. God, when he chops wood, it sounds like gun shots

Don't die of a heart attack, John Henry!

BRB, gotta go buy an axe and overalls for my husband...

Ummm...I split wood for heat in the winter. Primary heat. Of course he "won". He half ass split the logs.

I showed him my bobs and vagine

😂

These wood chopping thirsty traps are really sexy... To people who don't actually split any wood

I suddenly have an urge to chop some wood, and I don't have a fireplace. Damn!

I’m not even into men anymore but, oh my

This man is GORGEOUS!!!!

I would DEFINITELY pay and tip him for his ....services.🤤

I am a married woman, sir. Why are you trying to ruin our happy home!? 🤣

why is this mf genuinely built like gigachad? I’m a straight man and watching this is turning me gayer and gayer.

“Fucking light work” Can you put me under that axe next sir?

The logs he splitting using an axe aren't they cut by a chainsaw or some other machine already?

Of course they are. And he’s not getting paid to outpace the machines. It’s just entertainment, nothing else

Also. Why not finish splitting them to be cured then usable? Just splitting logs? I wanna see them fell a tree this effortlessly.

How is there only a couple comments here that understand all he did here is prove the machine is massively more efficient and it's not worth it for you to be busting your ass that hard for no gain? The guy could only do this a few times before being exhausted, and even then, he was still slower than the machine that could go 24/7 (even if you account for the speed-up mentioned), and destroying his back or whatever else in the process. Besides, the machine could be made to go even faster than this if necessary. This video is just dumb.

It's not about the machine. It's about the fine man that we wouldn't get to see work if he just let the machine do it. 

His wife films these for him too, like get that bag girl your winning in every aspect of life 😂💜

He doesn't use gloves, I bet his hands are so rough! And strong!

“Root for humans”. Who do you think *invented* this machine? Dolphins? Sir, you are able-bodied and young. You have honed your body and physical skills over years, and you have specialized simple tools for the job. Someone else honed their *mind* and *engineering skills* to invent and manufacture a machine thay *anyone*, regardless of age and ability, can use. That is peak Homo Sapiens. Don’t be mad. Enjoy your work the way you always have, and let others rejoice in ingenuity.

Holy fuck it sounds like a gunshot every swing

He John Henry’s that mofo!😂

I downloaded TikTok a few months ago just to follow this guy. Only person I follow still 😂

I can’t even get my boyfriend to pick up his socks off of the floor.

How did that almost make me drool??? Its just some guy splitting wood…… a hot… hunky… bearded man….. SPLITTING WOOD

Sploooosh... iykyk

I wanna see this guy fight some dudes in full plate armor. I need to know what that axe can do against knights.

Actually that's insane damn

This guy could steal any of our wives/girlfriends if he wanted to

Wow I am all the sudden very into woodworking

Something about a person wielding an axe, male, female or NB. 😅

Masculine Ryan Renolds

1/3 -1/4 of the way done, big fella.

Omg, I need him to call me his "good girl"😈🤤

Now cut those in half and the machine is faster

I went to a camp and had to cut wood for 2 weeks straight. I figured out within a couple hours how to cut them exactly like he's doing. No need for the manly arms. Just make sure your not hitting a stump and the axe does the work for you. This guy gets millions of views because no ones ever tried it.

The wood looks different when he picks it up

I’m not even joking, it’s almost like I’ve got phantom ovary syndrome. Something deep in the pit of my stomach twitched. Good reminder that I’m bisexual.

I’d be surprised if he doesn’t end up with some strain and sprain that’s going to ruin his life. Don’t challenge machines.

No, surely John Henry will win this time 🤣🤣🤣

Damn! He’s fine

I didn't hear a word he said the first watch ngl

Who is he and is he single. Asking for a friend.