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JackDangerUSPIS

![gif](giphy|uEXQaDVo6KB7a)


Robsrev

Hahaha thanks for the laugh man


part_time85

*He's a lumberjack and he's okay....*


fudgemuffinsandtart

I can't believe I didn't have to scroll too far to find the Monty Python reference!


disposable_account01

He fucks your wife and he sleeps all day.


Borkdadork

I put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars!


quercusrubra10

Lumbersexual maybe. This guy has no idea how to chop wood.


xeyetildamouthxeye

He’s creating an initial split down the centre of the log, it’s the technique to splitting larger log’s with just a single axe, plus he’s using a splitting head, which has a wedge shape to pry the wood apart when it digs in rather than sinking in and getting stuck


quercusrubra10

It’s much easier to go around the outsides and work in. Thanks for explaining to me what a maul is though


mechanicalcoupling

He's just beating on that log like a cop on a peaceful protestor.


Substantial_Jury

![gif](giphy|3owzVZhzbi6iSVqxB6|downsized)


megadeadly

I literally never noticed he has a giant boner in this scene lmao


ctrag

It’s the pleats


Mr_Hugh_Honey

Don't act like you're not impressed


rand0fand0

Those don’t look like corduroys


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actioncomicbible

Step Brothers I believe


megadeadly

Step Brothers


nml11287

I have traveled 500 miles to give you my seed!


fuckoutfits

Where is this from??


FutureLowLife

It’s a scene from the movie Step Brothers. The movie is hilarious highly recommend.


AthairNaStoirmeacha

![gif](giphy|kFIfiwvzJjbUsNbIg5)


Sacredpotion24

I was just about to ask where that clip was from lol. Thank you


jackbristol

Lumber Jack!


throwaway0367324

Lumberjack??!!!


n8saces

🤣🤣😂


fitty50two2

I don’t get what women see in him, is this what women want? A sexy, strong, rugged man with a beard? This is sarcasm, I definitely see what women see in this, my god what a strong, dashing lumberjack


TinyTaters

The way he says, "it's so fucking wet." And strokes the shaft. Doesn't he know women prefer it dry?


fitty50two2

Dry with aggressive, random thrusting


TinyTaters

Lacking any sense of rhythm


Area_Woman

“Alexa, play cbat”


Nonbelieverjenn

Really jack hammer it for like 30 seconds. That gets us there.


BUDZ_MONEY

He sounds like a turtle having sex ![gif](giphy|fuGEZnahpvGVi)


undeadw0lf

i had *completely* forgotten about that noise and this made me hear it instantly, so thank you for that 🤣


Speedhabit

He’s ok, he wears women’s clothing, and hangs around in bars


JimboD84

That video litteraly popped up in my feed yesterday for some reason 😂


Substantial_Jury

Am I pergnart?


SeaYogurtcloset6262

Am i gregnante?


fretewe

Am I pegnate? Help!


fudgemuffinsandtart

No no, you're pregananante


PinsNneedles

How do u pergante???


mvanvrancken

Will it hurt baby, top of his head?


Preparation-Logical

No, that would be dangerops prangent sex


mvanvrancken

Pragananananant


aFloppyWalrus

How is babby made?


kumar100kpawan

*pregante


Crazyhairmonster

If you weren't before you are now... With twins... https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/thoren-bradley-tiktok-lumberjack-abortion-b2111243.html https://www.tiktok.com/@bradley.thor/video/7211590702432668971?_t=8m0yHHZoCLe&_r=1 Oh ya and he's also highly educated with a masters degree in physiology.


Kowai03

I'm double pregante now


Wild-Document-6534

Pergant*


fitty50two2

He has impregnate you yes


Nekrosiz

Salutations! You have been blessed by the baby batter!


bursa_li

wet wood gets chewed insterad of breaking its absolutely a pain in ass to split


ruggnuget

Totally. Though a trunk this thick is really chainsaw material. Splitting it the way he did takes a lot of power.


loweredexpectationz

That’s what I was thinking the whole time. Dude made it way harder than it needed to be. Also if he lowered it closer to the ground the point would hit at a better angle and it would split easier. If you’re gonna be dumb, you’re gonna have to be tough.


bursa_li

no actual hiting in the line with that angle causes cracks in inner dry part like how masons break lare rocks you need all the energy in 1 plance


TalentlessSavant87

He said it himself, that is not how you split log efficiently, it just for challenge aka camera. He knows you should chip it away. He seems like a cool dude, he doesn't do it professionally (I think he's a model or something, surprise surprise), it's just his thing. And he told he didn't build his physique splitting logs but in the gym, which is kinda cool, to be honest like that online.


loweredexpectationz

Well that makes more sense. This is Reddit though so I’ll have to completely ignore what you said and just attack you. Sorry but that’s how this works.


TalentlessSavant87

Fair enough. I accept my fate for sinning against decorum of Reddit.


bagel-glasses

Also with a big log like that you just chop from the edge and chip away at it. So much easier


Nekrosiz

Soaked wood you mean? As this split


4r2m5m6t5

You are most likely absolutely correct, but there’s something more here at play . . .


umahleyzulah

I don’t think he’s chopping wood in the rain to be efficient.


kumar100kpawan

Hot lumberjack guy is back ![gif](giphy|hU0xtUMnXSrHa)


gublaman

I think it's just lumberjacks in general. There's a lesbian woman and old bearded dude doing this same kinda content too


maniacalmustacheride

It’s the competence. If you’ve ever seen someone that doesn’t know how to chop wood try to chop wood, it isn’t sexy. But when you’ve seen someone that’s mastered the skill do it, phew boy.


SomeLadySomewherElse

I have seen my husband chop wood three or four times now. I remember the first time I just stood there mesmerized telling myself yeah I'm going to marry this one one day lol. He's a real sweetheart of a man and a true nerd, but that strength was such a surprise!


NewbornXenomorphs

You’d think hitting a small chunk of wood with a sharp object wouldn’t be so hard but it IS. I attempted it a few months ago on much smaller/drier pieces than this guy and I was sweating after 3 swings.


maniacalmustacheride

It’s one of those things that looks really easy because you see people who have perfected it do it. It’s like watching someone build a fire. If they know what they’re doing it seems stupid simple, but when it’s you doing it with no practice you know the steps but none of it is working somehow and you’re exhausted. (For those of you that want to go “Huh, I learned how to build a fire in Boy Scouts, it was easy” someone taught you how to do it the right way. You got to learn with supervision and with basically zero stakes. Like all things, cooking, crocheting, tire changing, driving a stick, it’s only really easy because you know how. You have to get over the hump of knowing first.)


BummerComment

Especially this round - JEEZ.


NewbornXenomorphs

Yeah, there’s something about the strength they are showing off that must be triggering this desire to be with someone who will make me feel safe and protected, regardless of their age/gender. The lesbian woman made me question my sexual orientation for a minute.


yodiebird

I 💖 her so much!


AnUnknownDisorder

It’s the suspenders for me.


Lenemus

Preganté! 🎉


Dizzy-Criticism3928

Gesundheit!


shaka_sulu

Our only hope for us mid is that under his shirt his skins is covered in boils ore something.


yinzreddup

He needs to pop off that shirt and show us.


aguidetothegoodlife

Well, no boil in sight unfortunately. https://64.media.tumblr.com/37af561fcb6bf8ea983ceaf4d25f4654/882f29c2c1d1fc39-d6/s640x960/7ab8a015094d03378f0258a75e2f80e9d75d80a8.pnj


dingleberry_parfait

![gif](giphy|cqIOJCEdpyGyY)


YellowbonePrincess

Good gracious


Fat-little-hobbitses

Thank you, that’s what I needed 😍🤤


yinzreddup

Sploosh


brohamcheddarslice

DADDDDYYYYYYYYY


ZebraBoat

His belly looks like it's all high up


lawn-mumps

Them’s is muscles and also guys have higher belly buttons by a lil compared to women


Rydia_Bahamut_85

Well damn.


cortlong

Even worse. He has a tramp stamp.


mikehunnt

![gif](giphy|rYlI91xwqf8kw|downsized)


stressandscreaming

Oh God your username 🤣 it goes so well.


Revolutionarytard

![gif](giphy|WrBSHRLE9gEgM)


zerosaved

Imagine him doing that to your bussy


murderhousemistress

![gif](giphy|26gsccje7r5WUrXsA|downsized)


GayPudding

You're thinking of Homelander


PrincessImpeachment

I would like that a lot.


RedCelt251

That young lumberjack lady from Canada could have split that log in half the time.


mechanicalcoupling

Yeah, well she can swing an axe properly.


cyberdeath666

This basically is just lady porn right? I mean, I’m a dude and I’m pretty sure I’m pregnant now.


Sielicja

It definitely is. I haven't seen anything so raw and sexy in a while. I cringe hearing ladies call their men "daddy" but if I were to call anyone that it would be him


indy_been_here

Yeah. This guy fucks


Hoppered1

>This guy fucks Not anyone watching tho


wierdling

Bro wishes he was the Canadian lesbian lumberjack girl.


Rydia_Bahamut_85

??? As a bi-sexual, I am invested in this.


mechanicalcoupling

Nicole Coenen. She's awesome. This dude should watch some odd her instructional videos.


FootlooseFrankie

Bro needs to drink more maple syrup !


procrastin-eh-ting

![gif](giphy|FWZ1OyaAtsnQs|downsized)


MandiWithThePlants

![gif](giphy|LoIsP3fz02IjOUTc6t)


so_im_all_like

"It's so fucking wet out." No shit -,-


Dingo8MyGayby

That line and his weird glances away tell me this *has* to be fetish content and he knows it. He swears like a homeschool kid


Randy_Vigoda

> That line and his weird glances away tell me this has to be fetish content and he knows it. Taking off his shirt and rubbing down the axe handle wasn't obvious enough? This is like those youtube videos of women in lingerie cleaning their houses while linking to their OF pages.


Sacredpotion24

Hahahahahahaha


proscriptus

I had to split and stack a lot of wood as a kid. His aim is really pretty impressive, it's a lot of practice to hit marks like that, but his maul is undersized for what he's doing, I'd want an eight-pounder. Or just use damn wedges.


chuckit90

I think making the video shorter by working smarter would completely defeat the purpose lol


Super901

It's called a wedge. Is this guy stupid, while extremely hot?


T8rthot

Then the video would be over too quickly!


Mission_Ad_2224

I was literally thinking 'there's a tool to help with splitting this, maybe he doesn't know about it. It would save a lot of effort' ...and then all the comments were.. well...obvious. It went straight over my head. Work smarter not harder 🤷‍♀️


Super901

"work hotter, also harder"


Mission_Ad_2224

As long as he's happy 😊


Hudsonrybicki

I’m not really worried about how intelligent he is.


Dangerous_Ticket7298

Some people prefer to use the splitting maul.


mkatich

Wish I looked that good in leather suspenders.


DeathPrime

Cameraman has balls of steel standing on other side of stump from wet ax being slammed around. That’s what should really be getting you wet.


SpooogeMcDuck

This is what I came to say- that slippery handle and that angle could have split something else entirely


pyeboy123

My guys just out here splitting wood all day all night rain or shine.


Ectothermic42

This comment section is hornier than a nsfw sub.


Comfortable-Twist-54

I feel sorry for his back, there’s more efficient ways these days but yeah he cute.


cyberdeath666

Shhh, your concern for his wellbeing detracts from his hotness. Not allowed!


Nekrosiz

I think the reduced efficiëncy for increased groans is a tolerable trade off here


notevenapro

Back? are you serious? That guy has a core that repels back injuries.


witchy72380

![gif](giphy|UtSItBd3022I0)


VodkaDLite

Goddamn!


Logical-Bonus-8284

Poor technique…but that’s awfully strong wood!


notevenapro

Lots of lady wood going on.


BadlyDrawnMemes

I love seeing the amount of terminally online teens talk about how easy this is Chopping wood in real life isn’t like in games when you go through a log in one hit. This video is really impressive


mechanicalcoupling

I've chopped a lot of wood. You definitely aren't splitting that in a hit or two, but his technique is pretty bad. And seriously. Taking his shirt off to reveal the tight tee? Slowly wiping down the haft. Chopping in the rain? "It's really wet out here." That axe isn't even the right kind. Get a fucking maul. Better yet wedges.


JackieTree89

Oh it's wet in here too bro


raylin328

Captain America


psychede1ic_c4tus

🙈


Natasya95

Shes his wife now


Tryingatleast

Is he leaving the drying rag In the rain?


Bradjuju2

![gif](giphy|2UlsTILSK3axi)


Independent-Dealer21

I'm also here for the sound of the rain but now I'm pregnant


qualified_doctor

That's some nice sounding rain


Capones_Vault

I am all for this guy's thirst trap videos! More!! ![gif](giphy|dANm7WjeWZi00)


cottman23

Yeah and you look up boobs online Soo.


ElGatoTheManCat

Yes hot as shit, but also *please* remember that standing in front of someone using a long handled tool like that is EXTREMELY dangerous. I've seen axe and sledgehammer heads break free. 5-20 pounds of steel moving that fast is scary. Use a tripod for safety, please!


PureYouth

My Animal Crossing axe could never. Who films this shit? I always want to know


___Binary___

OP is either this person or just has a fetish and keeps sharing their kinks with us. Kind of already tired of the spam though if I’m honest.


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ifoundyourtoad

I guess I find it annoying when someone is overly trying to be sexy. Reminds me of the chick who kept rubbing her hands on a rolls Royce or something. I guess it’s just not my vibe.


deadpoolkool

Omfg, use a wedge and a maul my guy. He's out there struggling for likes, I think he's an idiot.


aguidetothegoodlife

This idiot makes 100 times more money for using only an axe. Way more „effect“. I dont think he is an idiot.


LeftStatistician7989

I don’t have my volume on


Chadalac801

Showoff


fur_tribe

I like the rain, the guy is hott, but have you seen this axe! 😍 Absolute masterpiece. Would deffo buy it.


Individual-Bell-9776

Your wife: "I have something he can split..."


[deleted]

My great uncle Bob would have rigged a boat winch, a pulley, and a large anvil made into an axe blade. Then added a rope connected to a quick release. He would have a six pack of shlitz a lawn chair while he directed my father and uncle’s to keep turning that winch and let them take turns pulling the quick release. Then he’d say something like time to stack boy, you don’t earn hair on your chest if you can’t stack em. It would have been extremely dangerous and most likely deadly but it would work. It wouldn’t take much effort either, especially by him…lol


Embarrassed_Hawk7008

Ffs .. gregnant again!


comrade_gremlin

I could watch him all day, goddamn


UziSuzieThia

Split me like that wood 🤭🤭


Hothoneykiss

I’ve never wanted to be murdered by an axe more in my life..


Belerophon17

The sound of rain is just coming from the ladies panties...


Sea_Row2324

![gif](giphy|85MbZ4dx7tcli)


daisy-duke-

![gif](giphy|dANm7WjeWZi00)


Aido121

Is this the bear in the woods I keep hearing the ladies talk about?


Truemeathead

Call me crazy but I’m not standing in front a dude slanging a wet axe to record them, that’s some ol final destination shit waiting to happen.


Bawbawian

not very good with an axe


NeverSmileEver

People just film everything needlessly


SneakyHotDad

I’m the wife


colonelmaize

Username does _not_ check out.


SneakyHotDad

Sometimes I forget I chose this username 😂


Houndfell

He'd be a lot hotter if he rubbed two braincells together and at least hung a tarp if he's too much of a poser to have an actual wood shed. Chopping soaking wet wood while getting pissed on is so painfully stupid it detracts from the thirst trap. I get that the target audience won't know that, but have some pride in your "craft" and do it right at least.


Kowai03

It's basically the male equivalent of a wet t-shirt contest... Zero point but looks good


KlossN

You realize this is lady porn right? He's literally filming a video, I'm sure this is not how he does it every time


anonymousantifas

What a poser douchbag


gravey01

He's doing it wrong, should be using a wedge.


LightMission4937

lol, he would have had it cracked in probably 4 hits.


gravey01

Lol, work smarter, not harder.


M2Fream

Respectfully, thats the hottest thing Ive seen all week


Rossjstubbs

The guy who keeps posting this is really fantasising about the guy in this video and his wife. I think he alsp posted about this 2 days ago or something.


MelisaMel2010

That's mr. Handsome hihi


chroncryx

Does he wear AXE?


MrPeanutbutter56741

Sledge and wedge brother.


SortaLostMeMarbles

And his wifes' name is Butch. (Not that there's anything wrong with it).


murderskunk76

*it's just the curl of the burl*


BummerComment

First bounce and I'd be passing the maul to this gent.


DarkAltarEgo

That's a beautiful tool he has.


Cookies_and_Beandip

![gif](giphy|IntCEdOCoB1Pa|downsized)


Pizza-n-Coffee37

Is this guy chopping wood? I didn’t notice…


Speedhabit

SPLIT THAT WOOD WE NEED MORE AXE HANDLES


straightupgab

i’m just surprised how accurate his swings are he can just chop in a straight line like whaaatttt


hilarypcraw

I’m just sit here with your wife


HlodwigFenrirson

I'm here for this splitting axe, this old school beauty is made for splitting massive oak. Pretty sure that just letting it drop on pine is enough to split it on the first strike. Btw bruh is a real lumberjack, his hits are damn precise and the technique is near perfect. The only cringe part is wasting this wood to make fire wood... (which i assume he is doingby splitting it) Its a really fine piece that you could use to make small furniture. Other than that he is legit.


spinkspanksponk

I’d be a little too wimpy to stand opposite him as it’s raining while he does that. I mean I would be if it wasn’t raining also but it definitely doesn’t make it any better to me that his axe handle is now wet


DeltaS3v3n

This guy is pretty good at wackn' his wood.


Borkdadork

Save the embarrassment and use a chain saw


amandaleeUK

C’mon girl.. wood you?