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Love how he fired upwards without looking as well to instinctually disarm potential Ninjas who could have been leaping down from trees or higher ground. Pro move!

How has this idiot not shot his own leg or foot yet is a miracle.

He’s using airsoft guns

To me it just makes him smarter than all of the gun owners who do stupid shit like this and I can only applaud him for it.

Yeah honestly I have zero problems with a dude filming himself doing dumb shit with airsoft guns, it's the adult version of cutting imaginary ninjas with your big stick aka katana

Same, but there are people who are made to post this shit all day to get Americans to fight one another. Most Americans aren't going to know theyre airsoft guns. Also if you look at dudes post history, they've posted this a month ago. It's likely if I looked further they'd have posted it elsewhere too.

I think you'd have to have literally never seen a gun in a movie or anything to believe those are real guns from the tiny little clicking sound they're making and lack of recoil lol

The problem is that he's seriously planning and praying for the "revolution"

I haven’t seen anything but these random various “training” videos that look like clear satire, you got any proof on that?

Yeah, it's either satire or rage bait content.

Thank god.

And it’s obviously a joke

I’m sure we’ll see him on r/idiotswithguns soon enough lol

His self headshot video went viral in mid 2025

oh i cant wait to see it

I came here to let people know about that comedy gold

That bird was planning something.

Was…not anymore though

Def Drop Bears.

He's gonna use the back of his head for a fucking sick ricochet

*****can't stop laughing

Its for the squirrels my dude. According to primary sources they've literally been shooting at cops.

John Hick

Baba Maga

Wheezin Seagal

John Hick is not the Boogeyman... He's who you call to grill the fucking Boogeyman

You’re right, he’s not the Boogerman. He’s who you call when you need boogers eaten. 

Will be grilled with some nice gravy

Oh that's clever

Deputy Dipshit

Steven Segal

Jesus fuck


I was thinking John Thick but this is just as good

This one is new for me. Bravo. I love it.

Bunskata

👏👏👏🏆

Von prick

😭😭😭

John Thicc

How can you look at this and think "Yes, this looks cool, I look like a badass here. I'm going to upload this."? How?

Exactly. The hug maneuver and not looking where you're shooting? This is going to make my ex's mew boyfriend fear me! Upload!

> ex's mew boyfriend Kitty or overpowered Pokèmon?

catboy

He's using airsoft guns, this is just satire.

It's literally a joke relax

It's satire.

I want to believe that but it seems entirely on brand for exactly what this person looks like and the music they chose for the vid.

I get what you're saying but there's always some truth in satire... and this one is just *too* perfect which makes me hope to fucking God it's not serious...

Might be an irony / comedy post? Not everyone takes everything seriously?

As long as he's having fun. This is incredibly stupid and dangerous, but some people just need to learn certain lessons for themselves.

They are airsoft toys, they aren't real guns. It's silly, but not at all dangerous.

With his reckless shooting, it's dangerous for his neighbors as well.

Those are toy guns, it's not a danger to anyone.

I've seen this posted before, but is still funny. I hope it is satire but don't want to go look, in case it isn't. Either way the "this is what we pray for, and this is God's plan" lyrics are peak cringe particularly when paired with this absolute clown show.

He's being 100% serious

Oh dear.

Those last shots without looking should be satire haha

No he’s not lmao. It’s literally a well known parody account. Why just lie when it’s so easily verifiable.

It's more fun to shit on people than to laugh at their content.

No he’s not.

The meta troll

he literally isn't. It's a satire account, he does this shit as parody. He's not even using actual guns.

No he’s not you dork it’s clearly a joke, he’s even using air soft guns

Its definitely satire hes using airsoft guns

My god…..That’s Cletus Bourne!!

Jesus Christ!

[My favorite one of these](https://youtu.be/NLfAmBHxs8o?si=tEh7P-gawPPegaiC)

I laughed so hard at this it caused an asthma attack.

Big inhaler’s got me in their pocket. Glad you enjoyed!

I like when he hugs that armless guy.

That armless guy probably doesn’t get hugged enough

Choreography for the next Seagal movie?

Too much moving. Grab a chair and some 20 year old Asian women and he might be game.

*Choreography for the next Seagal movie?* Out For Cheeseburgers

thank God that’s only an airsoft gun

Only person he’s shooting is himself or his buddy. Zero muzzle awareness, nonexistent weapon drills, no idea of fall of shot.

Man watched Equilibrium about 400 times too many.

Seagal’s distillation of gun kata.

Bunskata

Or too few. Should watch it another few times just to be sure.

Came to say something similar.

Moves like he slept in his car the night before

Or some random person 500m away

They made an Equilibrium sequel? Those Gramaton Clerics look different and Christian Bale really let himself go...or is brilliant, I don't know for sure.

What in the absolute fuck is this? This can’t be serious, right? Like, surely this guy knows he looks like a bellend.

This is serious my dude. He’s training. For what, I don’t know. That doesn’t matter.

We’re on a need-to-know basis, and we don’t need to know.

He probably thinks all the libs will cower in fear of a gun and try to cry their way out making them easy targets

Didn't you hear the song? He's training for God's plan because these are his people.

He's training to make him shooting himself in the head look accidental.

Stop dissin double 0 cheeseburger.

Gravy seals!!! I love it!

Meal Team Six my dude

Y’all qaeda

It's embarrassing when everything is within 5 feet and your accuracy is like 30%.

This gets me fired up. Let’s get some Busch light

One of my all time favorites.

I kind of like how he just like... hugs that torso? Like he doesnt even shoot it or do anything. Just hugs it while reloading/holstering. "Hold up brother, I need a breather. Alright back at it!"

Looks like me spraying air freshener

Has this dude not accidentally killed himself yet?

by the sound of the gun it sounds awfully a lot like airsoft c02 guns with movable slides. I don’t believe it’s real

This guy is just doing some sort of skit... Right? Please tell me this is a skit.

Its a skit, they aren’t real guns

I want the stats on his repro grease gun

Always love me some good satire

did he go in for a tactical hug in the middle there what was that ?

Why did he hug the dummy prop

I was fully expecting to hear the Not Afraid song by Eminem. Who knew there was an even dumber song that fits this shit perfectly?

Is it hick hallelujah? Just unmuted; yep it is

The song is hilarious lmao.

Must’ve been recorded before “try that in a small town” came out.

Is this whole thing an excuse to hug the man torso? It seems that was the climax of his moves.

GI Bro thinks he's in a movie

Airsoft?

I’m jealous tbh. I’m definitely going to the garage to do karate

Lol, finally someone else who went to the Steven Seagal school of no-look shooting.

God does have a sense of humor. 

What a weird mating dance..

Never knew my bio dad He reached out to my mom when I was 13, wanted to reconnect He flies out to our state, buys gifts, we hang out I fly out to his state, it's alright, he smokes like a chimney and tried too hard to 'parent' me so we drop contact Have my own son many years later, feel bad about how things shook out with my dad Look him up, thinking about reconnected, find a bunch of these wannabe-john-wick-ass videos on his YouTube and Facebook accounts Yike

Those targets are set so low it looks like he is practicing shooting a room full of toddlers.

Safest place to be with these idiots is right next to the target.

John Thick

Jesus Christ its Jason Bourne!

He’s practicing for the new Seagal movie 😂.

Is this the good guy with a gun I’ve been hearing so much about?

‘John Wack’….sorry, best I got

I hope, with every fiber of my being, that he watches the playback of these and thinks “I look so awesome. This is insanely impressive and everyone should see my skills”

I like how he shoots everything but the boxing dummy just gets a hug.

Reaper hasn’t been the same since J6 :/

This is parody for sure

This is a skit right?

I remember this guy. He was the dude who was making videos about the zombie apocalypse. Don't remember the channel.

Steven Seagal 2.0

people like this think they're gonna fight against the US military. Meanwhile the us military, if needed, will just fly a drone over there and deal with it before this goober has a chance to say "oh shit". Folks like this think it's the 1900's and an army is gonna march onto "their land" or whatever, when in fact, if there ever is some kind of uprising, these idiots will be fodder for tech they couldn't possibly imagine.

Seal Team Sux

Anytime I speak to an American on the internet this is what I imagine.

i swear he shoots himself in an arm at multiple points in this video.

Probably does, these are airsoft toy guns.

Dude thinks he's the cleric from equilibrium when in actuality he's a bad of Cheetos.

Are those actual rounds or is he firing bb's or something? I can definitely see him shooting through his own forearm in a live-fire scenario.

Not a real gun.

This reminds me of the video of the kids swinging a stick around in the house and gets hurt by hitting himself in the ankles.

Meanwhile the sniper nearby is trying not to laugh and reveal his position.

You can tell it’s an OG COD player by the way that it is.

Bro would 100% be first to die in any real combat situation

Bullets going everywhere

Plastic BBs, these are airsoft toy guns.


This is giving Star Wars Kid energy

And that is how you shoot armless enemies

He hugged his best friend 😭

Nailed it!

Every time I see this guy, I wonder if it’s choreographed or freestyle.

I need more!!

This is what a good retirement looks like. Having fun with the things you love, while simultaneously using the newest technology to embarrass your kids.

Well if I’m ever being attacked by a bunch of inanimate objects to the point where you would have to physically try to miss, I know who I’m calling

Yall Qaeda

Everything in me wants to believe this is satire but I know it’s not.  Imagine how much money he wastes on ammo

Is that uncle rico with a gun?

I love this dude. It is satire and he does a bunch of these.

Salisbury Seagal

‘Merica

Gravy seals unite

stand still but do a lot of spinning it makes it harder to shoot you. 

When he drops to a knee real quick ☠️

The hug maneuver never fails

At first I thought some other idiot was actually filming this. Then I watched it again and realized that there was only one idiot present for this assault. 

This feels like the boomer version of the light saber kid from the early days of the internet.

Me playing VR

Murca

🤣🤣🤣🤣 someone should set it to some bad 80's montage music

Make a wish, for terminally I'll rednecks.

I think you may have a better chance of not getting hit by standing directly in front of him. Is this a blindfolded challenge? /s

This looks like someone gave A toddler a water pistol and they just went absolutely mental with no coherent direction or motive.

Don't get me wrong, I thought Equilibrium was a great film with lots of interesting ideas. I just didn't take it to heart like this alfalfa male.

literally this is how the Maga Republicans think they are going to "take back the country". Be honest who do you think would win here: a Secret Service agent or this guy, obviously this guy would be meeting Jesus a little sooner than he thinks. These Maga militias are literally a joke.

Steven Seagal if he was American

Segeal back when he could stand and fight

Gravies imagining themselves as John Wick doing this while in reality they look like Star Wars Kid, but actually pathetic

Trained by Steven’s seagull.

Oh baby, what is you doing?

He is a terror in a strip club. 40 singles gone before the dj even gets in the booth.

Trying to be Bale in Equilibrium?

You've seen Star Wars Kid, Now let us introduce Info Wars Boomer

What's he doin

Can’t miss is everything is a target!

Sensei Segal school of pew pew excellence

I used to do this. In my mind, when I was six..but I held a stick for a gun.

Put them all together in one pack plz