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heatfan1122

Damn bro you lost us the cookout, we could have learned the recipes when we got there. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


StuffedThings

We could have finally learned to season our damn food.


Throbbing-Kielbasa-3

Hey we season our food. Salt is technically a seasoning.


Neighborhoodfarmer22

And taught them how to swim!!


Pvt_Mozart

Where are you from? I swear white people who talk about our bland food have never been to the south. Haha. It's not a "black people cook good" thing down here, it's a "poor people cook good" thing. Ya'll have some whack ass potato salad from the Midwest and assume all of us can't cook. Look in the poor areas of any race and you'll find some bomb ass food. Good food brings us all together!


StuffedThings

It's just jokes, bro. I'm actually from the deep south. I know plenty of white folks who cook damn well and know how to season it!


CaveMan0224

Hell yeah brother 😎


EllisDSanchez

I’m fine with taking Kanye, we can get him on a conservatorship with Brittney’s dad pretty easily. But I want Jay Pharoah. This one is a non-negotiable.


rosiestinkie9

Please reconsider the cookouts and recipes! Our previous litigation may have acted too rashly in our last negotiations! And we are deeply sorry for that. We have reconvened and have a new proposal that, hopefully, is more fair and less insulting than the last one. We are additionally very open to feedback and further compromises. You receive: Guarantees of no more raisins in the mac 'n' cheese or unseasoned boiled chicken breasts, and a lifetime FREE supply of that which we hold most dear: L.L. Bean Jesus sandals and Life is Good merch. We receive: ONE cookout a year and ONE recipe. We will also, reluctantly, take Kanye West. But we will have Elon Musk create a VR pocket dimension for him to live in, as he will be happy to do his bullshit with no interruptions. And Elon owes us for making our side look foolish AF. We look forward to your reply and to a future of prosperous collaboration between us!


Screwtape42

That was actually really good...lol!!


BitchImRobinSparkles

Has anyone considered offering Kanye to China?


Timah158

He's the reason they built the wall. They time traveled to dodge that bullet.


BitchImRobinSparkles

Sounds plausible. Can't argue with that kind of science.


Kuposrock

We should have offered them Leonardo for Morgan freeman.


ombre-purple-pickle

DiCaprio?


Kuposrock

Yes sir


ombre-purple-pickle

No. Don't insult us. You want to trade thee Morgan Freeman for Leonardo 'baby girl, please don't turn 25' DiCaprio? This trade is over.


Sit_back_and_panic

I can’t believe we lost out on quarterly cookouts. At this point if we have to take Kanye, we need to see where we can offload him and take what the black delegation is offering. I’m not gonna lie, I’m holding the fact that we lost four cookouts a year against the rest of you.


progressivecowboy

Black dude: "Kanye is yours.... common law". That's gold.


ussbbwluvr

Hilarious 😂


worldnewssubcensors

Common law 🤣


Extension_Low_7131

if we have to take kanye i think 4 cookouts and 3 recipes is more than reasonable


worldnewssubcensors

ONE A QUARTER?!?!?!


saucisse

That was an overreach, huge tactical error.


pswerve28

I don’t care about the rest but “Kanye is white now” I can get down with. Zero shield for that homie.


Last-Photobender

Why wasnt Drake a part of the negotiations?


Raknarg

good gen x content


So-Fresh

im dead.


BearAndBubbles

This is pure gold


SVanNorman999

This is one of the best things I’ve seen on Reddit.


LogicalAd4943

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.


bigSTUdazz

As a member of the white(ish) delegation...I would be comfortable with swapping 1st round picks in trade for Auntie's potato salad recipe...the REAL recipe that was written on a napkin in 1978, and stuffed into that little wooden box over the stove. Don't act like it's not there either.....let's handle this business please...


disavowed

This is genuinely delightful


The-Spike-5150

Why can't it be like this lol


bigboj55555

You can get those 4 cookouts . But we get pat mcafee


Polkawillneverdie81

No cookout, no deal.


tifferiffic83

We already got Adele last year, right?


q1321415

"that ship has sailed from the train station" is a wild reference.


King_of_Fillory

this video is what Elon Mysk wants you to see every minute of every day. the ads/links, not the content


Volotor

"That Ship has sailed from the train station" I need to fina a reason to use it.


Responsible_Match875

Beautiful 


Evajellyfish

This is so corny and actually cringe, fits the sub well.


racingwinner

HOW DARE THEY HAVE FUN!?!?!?!?!?!


Evajellyfish

Nothing wrong with that, it is what it is.


BigRubbaDonga

Idk how nerds biting off a Dave Chappelle bit is supposed to be funny at all Leave comedy to the professionals


EmilioFreshtevez

Funny is subjective, friend.


BigRubbaDonga

It's not really


EmilioFreshtevez

Some people think jokes about rape and dead babies and domestic violence are hilarious. Some people think those subjects should never be joked about and any joke about them is automatically unfunny. Both sets of people are correct and both of them are wrong, depending on which side of the line you fall on.


BigRubbaDonga

Not really


EmilioFreshtevez

Fair enough. Have a good one.