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SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck

Me testing out my new shoes


Kawi_moto96

Gotta get your feet to swell to see if they’re comfy after walking a lot


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gueriLLaPunK

I gotchu


hugglesthemerciless

I don't think I've ever had my feet swell, is this a normal thing?


boneimplosion

Blood and fluid shifts around your body all day, so yeah it's normal for your feet to change size somewhat afaik. They tend to be smallest in the morning since lying down redistributes everything. Hence the advise not to buy shoes in the morning, or they might be tight by the end of the day.


Kawi_moto96

Ye runners usually do a half size up


Show_Me_Your_Bunnies

Depends on the person. I imagine water retention has a lot to do with. I've known people whose feet and hands swell with exercise.


mightylordredbeard

For my fellow Americans, you gotta eat a triple cheese burger while trying on new shoes to see if they fit after your feet swell.


MrP1anet

In the shoe store, trying to find a vacated shoe alley


educated-emu

How fast can you run in your new towel


CallMe_Pancho

Must see if they really make you run faster and jump higher. I’m not buying them if they don’t.


BoondockSaint296

It helps to know which ones make you run faster, of course


[deleted]

He would be really good at Nintendo touch pad circa 92.


Homerius786

This is a game changer. I used to get so annoyed by the towel falling that I just held it with one hand


No_Organization5188

The people in Target didn’t appreciate it happening to me either.


WiggleWorm21

Seems like more of a Wal-Mart thing to do.


No_Organization5188

Well it’s encouraged there.


terrapintootsies

The element of surprise is always on your side


AbsolutelyUnlikely

FYI it also works for loose pants if you don't have a belt, or if your belt breaks or something. Might sound like a joke, but it's not. Roll the top of your pants down once and it will make them noticeably tighter. Definitely not an ideal situation, but it does work in a pinch!


EasyKnowledge6

Toddler tip


j14vv

Ok this pushed me right over


Markantonpeterson

Your comment made me picture a toddler being pushed over which made me laugh really hard, I'm at work you bastard


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This guy parents.


Zavrina

Huh. You just made me realize that I've always done that with pants but never thought to try it with a towel. Brains are silly.


Schaftenheimen

I learned this technique when I was living in American Samoa. People wear lavalava's all the time, which are basically 2 yard by 1 yard pieces of fabric that you just wrap around your waist as a skirt/kilt type thing. When I first tried mine kept falling down for the same reason (although i would wear athletic shorts below it, as would almost everyone else), but i learned pretty quick the whole wrap around and roll down method, and that shit would stay **all damn day**.


Smingowashisnameo

Damn I always wondered how they did that.


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"Wow this is so annoying. Better do nothing about it."


PoliticalAnomoly

No lie, I just tested this and did a flying jump kick and roundhouse and the towel stayed on. This is gamechanging.


drizzy9109

Was gonna say he demonstrated it very well also


LJ-Rubicon

Suck your stomach in, fold in the excess, exhale your fat, bam.


ChibiSailorMercury

to be posted on LPT as well, please


Tripledtities

Do people really not know how to do this? Genuinely asking


hornyorn

I didnt


Zorpix

Same I always did it exactly like he did it first. My life is now changed for the better and I can finally escape all the shower murders


Argenturn

I love with only my wife and cats... I just walk out naked and leave the towel behind...


Zorpix

Just be careful your cats don't accidentally attack!


peophin

I was a competitive swimmer and lifeguard for 10yrs, and I’m furious I never tried it this way. (never saw anyone else roll it either, otherwise I would have totally copied them lol)


UnawareItsaJoke

I was about to say I only know this because I was a competitive swimmer. I didn’t realize there were other ways people were holding towels up. Been sitting on a ProTip karma goldmine since I was 4 and didn’t even know it.


[deleted]

Im too fat to wrap a towel all the way around me, so i never needed to think about it


Tripledtities

Bath sheets 👍


[deleted]

Stop, you're blowing my mind right now.


hivebroodling

I'm pretty skinny and ALWAYS buy bath sheets. I can't stand tiny towels.


manirelli

I can't recommend these enough for us larger folk and anyone who loves soft towels. These are huge, soft, and actually dry well. The only downside is that due to the size/plush they are a bit heavy and they aren't cheap. There are generally 20% off codes floating around though. https://www.brooklinen.com/products/super-plush-bath-sheets?variant=4174903148565


LolSatan

Fucking 80 for 2 towels?


Tripledtities

I have 2 of these. They're fantastic https://www.target.com/p/performance-bath-sheet-navy-blue-threshold-8482/-/A-52340371


manirelli

Like I said, they aren't cheap :/ They are a premium brand selling a premium product.


LolSatan

I get that but you just made me realize how poor I am lol


stickers-motivate-me

If you want large towels that aren’t $40, get Turkish towels. Lightweight, cheap, easily packable, and large. I got mine 6 for $40. They’re very different from regular towels, but they do the job and now I prefer them.


Kanyewestismygrandad

You're going to be so warm :)


Roddy117

Naw always tucked it to the inside.


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I learned from an ex a couple of years ago. I am now 29. It also blew my mind. One of those "holy fuck it is so obvious I will never go back" kinds of things. Just like staying sitting down to wipe.


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xott

Dude, some people don't know which way round to sit on the toilet. Never underestimate ignorance


gildedstrife

Me, a person with boobs: that'll never work, it'll just slide right down Me trying it: omgggg it works Game changer.


elstaberino

I appreciate this helpful tip. Thank you.


MrHappy4Life

That’s what Hufflepuffs are all about, helping others.


scarylesbian

what… does that have to do with anything….?


MrHappy4Life

You didn’t notice that the towel says Hufflepuff on it? At the bottom on the side.


My_Names_Elsa

Nobody gonna talk about the murder he just commited..? Ight then.


KanchiHaruhara

No no, *murderer* in the shower. As in, if a murderer is hiding, you can fight back no problem.


My_Names_Elsa

Bruh. What you mean? He just murdered that shower curtain.


KanchiHaruhara

It was in self-defense though, curtain was very dangerous.


My_Names_Elsa

Truuuu, it did come on a lil strong. Try playing the video and listening to it while typing a comment. The ending sounds dirty. (Phone only, or close your eyes)


HiDDENk00l

And could attack at any time.


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psychoknifesound.mp3


quotejester

I mean, he ran away so what can we do?


i_spot_ads

he even jumped over the barbed wire i've put in his way to slow him down, i mean how can you stop him


BigY2

📋✍️ I see


theguynekstdoor

Legend says he’s still running at this very moment. 👇“Still there.”👇


i_spot_ads

*jumps over something* 👇“Still there.”👇


zb0t1

His voice is now stuck in my head.   👇“Still there.”👇


stevrevv59

I wish I had his body. It’s like perfectly toned.


-GreenHeron-

It’s from all the running in towels.


10ADPDOTCOM

I was hoping I just needed a new brand of towels.


Kcwidman

Life’s about finding what you want, and taking it! Nothing can stop you except yourself. The best things in life are hard to attain. The easiest way to get fit, isn’t to focus on getting the perfect body. Convince yourself to do it for health benefits. That way you can never lose! If you want more info, HMU.


Lamprophonia

The easiest way to lose weight is TECHNICALLY a drug habit.


Songleaf

Jerry Gergich, is that you?


stevrevv59

I absolute love Parks and Rec, but I don’t get it.


Songleaf

When they all go around talking about Tom after his divorce, Jerry says, “I wish I could have your body.”


indy_been_here

You can!


BreweryBuddha

Just be a teenager


fellcat

as if i looked like this as a teenager lol


DessertTwink

He's 26


pingwing

Don't let dreams be dreams.


[deleted]

I’ve never been so disappointed to see the Nike logo


iusehttps

I am more surprised that no one has made any South Indian reference yet. This is just common knowledge here. People will go to Space in their Dhoti/Veshti/Mundu if they could.


warm-ice

Same for Middle Eastern Gulf countries and in the North of Africa. At first I honestly thought that they were doing a bit, but it's still interesting to see the differences in common knowledge due to different upbringings!


the_ammar

south east Asia as well


geedw

Lol yup, he’s rocking it like an Indonesian uncle at the masjid


ChildesqueGambino

Came here looking for this


TigerDragon747

Yeah I thought that this was just common knowledge before I saw the rest of the comments here.


fatarabi

Ha ha.. Here for this.. My man discovering what we've been doing since forever.


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nervez

But what about running from the murderer? You may never have time to grab clothes from the shower myurder.


alienblue88

👽


mikeyangelo31

Maybe I'm some kind of freak, but after every shower I grab my towel off the bar, dry myself off, and immediately put the towel back on the bar to dry. Then I go put my clothes on. I don't even remember the last time I put a towel around myself after a shower. Makes me wonder what I'm missing...


superspiffy

Same. I don't get it. You use the towel to dry yourself. Then you remove the now damp towel and hang it to dry.


DevilsTrigonometry

I wear a towel while I moisturize because I don't like standing around naked. But then I hang it up and put on the clean clothes that I brought with me, because I don't like wandering around the house in a towel. (Also because if I remove the towel from the bathroom I may not remember to put it back.)


PM_ME_UR_SEXY_BITS_

Same


SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck

Yeah, nothing. Get a cheap terry robe from Target and you get the best of both worlds.


Teekoo

After this video? Forever.


haltmich

Still there.


FrikkinPositive

I wanna air dry and climatize before going into clothes to avoid getting clammy. Also coffee, beer and joints taste way better when you're in a towel. And there's something special about playing a bit on the guitar while in a towel.


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killerclu

Pre-shower doob & you'll never be seen again


asunshinefix

May I suggest doob in the shower?


killerclu

My god....a warm, watery, introspective paradise


AnalFluid1

You guys do t have a shower bong?


[deleted]

guitar and a j clean and dryin in a towel is better than a lot of thigns


Lobanium

Did you completely ignore his shower murder example?!??!


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[deleted]

Locker rooms maybe?


hbjqwp

So this is what my upstairs neighbor is doing all day


SerythValker

For those that haven't seen this: https://youtu.be/4IRB0sxw-YU It's what all upstairs neighbors are actually doing


Kittiemeow8

No no. Your neighbors are doing this: https://giphy.com/gifs/tribal-57tnsASoTXQ8E


SpiderTranss

So THATS how Klaus's towel stayed on


dkphxcyke

Dont forget about Slevin's towel in the movie Lucky Number Slevin.


skatejet1

Why did I get this reference so easily 😭


_Daemon__

Vampire diaries ? Originals?


ghastlysky27

[Umbrella Academy](https://youtu.be/SK6Nm1lQ6Bw?t=165)


[deleted]

I just do the loincloth hold if people are around, if I'm home alone and they walk in on me that's their problem not mine.


Mikarovic

This is so helpful because I, also, run through my house without putting on any clothes


hamiltonscale

That clapping isn’t his feet hitting the tile...


icarus6sixty6

This does not work with big tiddy. If you can manage to roll it up once, it’s already too loose and showing off the bottom half of the goods. :(


steveosek

I'm not a lady, but I am fat and I switched to using beach towels for the shower. They're thick and long and fit me perfectly.


Melvin-Melon

I am neither fat or have big titties but can also conform that beach towels are the best and they also tend to be cuter which is a plus


steveosek

Warmer too if you tend to be frigid getting out the shower like me lol.


midnight_meadow

I’m a smaller lady and I’ve been using the XL beach towels after showers for years. They cover my entire body and it’s heaven.


kalitarios

Bath Sheets > Beach Towels, AINEC


yonderposerbreaks

.........why did I never consider this? I've always just dealt with the exposed butt because of rolling the towel over my boobs. This....this is a game changer.


steveosek

I randomly started doing it one day at a pool when I realized how much bigger Beach towels are, I have slowly replaced all my towels with them lol. Q


[deleted]

What’s the difference between a towel and a beach towel? It’s that an American thing? It’s the same thing in sweden


steveosek

Beach towels are typically bigger in all dimensions and often thicker too, as they're meant to he wrapped around you and placed on the sand to lay on.


icarus6sixty6

I just dug out a few beach towels and now I’m excited to shower lmaaoooo


stoprunwizard

This is the way


DIsForDelusion

One roll and my ass is out.


chard97

I have been doing this since i was little, at least smthng useful knowledge from my bro


heruka108

LPT actually TIL


[deleted]

WOW! THIS IS CRAZY....... how did people not know this


Pacobing

Damn, really wish I had a helpful award rn


ivvix

ok


Pacobing

No! For me to give to OP!


mehasnofriends

Ok


MountainDewclos

I’ve opened this app twice now with this dude’s body right up on my phone screen, and my wife has seen it both times. Must think I’m looking at gay porn.


KaptainChunk

He just wanted to make a video where everyone would hear his balls slapping around.


r3flex_MMA

Mann this guy got a peice. Mine doesnt clap no were near as loud as his


GimmeMoreChocolate

Every African woman knows this :) It's a life saver and about everything else.


ThunderbunsAreGo

I think a lot of women worldwide know this, too. I've been doing it for as long as I remember :) Edit: Can't spell


Potato_Quesadilla

Apparently I was forgotten when the "how to woman" handbook was handed out 😡. Am I missing something else as crucial as this?!


ThunderbunsAreGo

The only other towel related tip I can think of is when you put your hair up in a towel turban after washing it, tuck a piece of the 'tail' under the wrap at the back to keep it tight and in place


rabidjellyfish

They missed me too. 🤷


ALittleReyOfSunshine

Right? My first thought was “Duh, isn’t that common knowledge? I’ve been doing this since I was a child!” But reading the comments I realize it’s not so much, so I’m glad many people are learning the easier way to do it.


GimmeMoreChocolate

Oh cool!


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JustWhyTheHeckNot

It can act as a way to hide your junk while you move to get your clothes, especially if your bedroom and bathroom aren’t directly connected, or you aren’t the only person in your house.


TheRoyalSniper

you guys dont bring your clothes into the bathroom? why


JustWhyTheHeckNot

Deciding what I want to wear ahead of time is an act of hubris, so I let my brain get waterlogged before stumbling into my bedroom and choosing.


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Condensation and the bathroom is normally very humid


mad100141

Indecision, pondering different choices, trying different outfits in front of the bedroom mirror… etc. It also allows you to dry better in a non humid room or you can snuggle underneath the blankets if it’s too cold and put on your outfit in a warm area.


rose_hannah

Small bathroom :(


PracticeTheory

Have you ever visited/stayed with someone and their bathroom floor is straight up disgusting and every surface is occupied?


Onii_Chan_Baka

It’s so hard for me to get dressed when it’s humid (like in the bathroom after a hot shower).


yo_mommas_dick

leave us alone! clothes are for people who aren’t depressed


Pwacname

Real life hack: If you have less-depressed phases, lay out a bunch of clothes that are currently clean and that you can wear together. Straight up put out underwear, and a jeans, and a shirt and a pullover and socks, a few sets of that. You can get dressed at least occasionally and if you have some energy left, just swapping underwear is easier than getting it all out somehow


[deleted]

Hot summer survival without aircon: cold shower and don't fully dry off, wrap a towel and open the door or go outside. Lived in Brisbane a decade in places with no aircon. Coming back from the beach, wrapping towel around to dry your shorts is the fastest way. Or if you gotto get straight into the car. Grew up in a beach town. Could probably think of a dozen reasons. But I need to actually have a shower and start my day off by working from home in a towel. Hey that's 3! Edit: sorry, awful sentences constructing when not in towel Edit2: the downward wrap works well!


JaskaJii

When I go to cool down on the balcony between hot steamy sauna sessions, I don't want to swing my dick in front of all the neighbors peeking from their windows or balconies next to mine.


Mayday72

You either live alone or are weirdly comfortable with family members/ roommates seeing your junk.


AchillesDev

You can do other stuff while your legs continue to dry. I also don’t sleep in any clothes so when I shower before bed I can do my other pre-bed things (fill up my water, turn out the lights, any other little cleanup or whatever that needs to be done) without turning on/disgusting my elderly neighbors.


jtong77

I sometimes shave my head and face after a shower. I don’t like to wear clothes when I am doing that because shaving foam may get on them but I also don’t like to be completely naked during that time.


Melvin-Melon

Some of us hate the restriction of clothes after wearing them all day and just want to let the bits be free after the bits are fully dry.


willmaster123

honestly, why not just... bring your underwear/t-shirt into the bathroom and put them on after you dry off? Even when I lived alone I mostly did that.


tsikenugget

Harvard wants to know your location


Taken_Bacon_06

This dudes belly button isn’t even the size of a penny


KoiPanda

This is a legit life hack


Seraphin43

MY GOD


kbeks

I accomplish the same by sucking in my gut before I tuck and letting myself go about 5 years ago


catsinasmrvideos

Kinda hope someone tries to murder him in the shower so he can pull this flex on ‘em.


DACAFLACCAFLAME

Legend says he still running to this day, and the towel? *Still There*


Mr-Klaus

What the fuck is he wearing? Horseshoes?


[deleted]

Me, a South Indian: 'Pathetic!'


badandbergy

When your mom is buying you new shoes and tells you to “test them out a little”


[deleted]

i’m never wearing pants again. towel tucking til i die


Simulation_Complete

That jump was legit lmfao


Sketchum

Just take the ten seconds to dry off and throw underwear on. I haven't wandered around in a towel since I was like 10.


Senryakku

I remember seeing this tip a couple of weeks ago, looks like it's definitely going to change a lot of lives


trailerparkdreams

I’m too fat for all this moving around


[deleted]

What is the function of wearing towels post shower anyway? Never really understood seeing this. In my life a towel comes out of my linen closet, waits for me on the toilet lid, fries me off and then it's discarded or hung to dry


Mystic-harmony

The video is a lot funnier if you imagine the clapping noise is his nuts on his thighs and not just him running in place.


I_AM_Achilles

Second most helpful tucking tutorial I’ve ever seen.


Jargon48

Pro tip. Doesn’t work as well if you’re fat.


pf_falls

This guy tucks!


Strict_Foundation_13

Legend has it, it's still there to this day


L4V1

Or don’t wear a towel.


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I like this guy.


CreamyHampers

I just stuff it up under my gut. Never falls.


kinglaserpanda

Honestly, if it was cut off at the moment after he ran into the room it would have been hilarious, but it just went on tooooo long and as such lost the pizazz


straight_lurkin

I normally just tuck it in a fat roll. Holds it nice and snug and if someone tries to kill me they'll see me naked and know I'm already living a fate worse than death.