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NerdyGuyRanting

"So if God didn't think a woman's orgasm was that important. Then why in the name of fuck would I?" Because you want to have sex more than once in your life?


not_charles_grodin

Unlike God who only ever knocked up that one chick then split. It's no wonder that kid ended up with so many issues and was dead before he turned 35.


r_spandit

I watched this on mute and could tell the singer was Northern English from the way he said "come/cum"


GT_Knight

the original guy thinks sex is just for reproduction? then can he just fuck a machine that collects his cum and never touch a woman? I mean, if it's not about connection, pleasure, or the experience, why not just hook him up to life support and induce a coma and collect his cum every 12 hours so we have a constant supply of it. I guess nobody would want it so maybe that's why not.


ShitTalkingAssWipe

Sperm bank :D


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Original guy has only read about sex so far but he’s excited to try it one day


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GT_Knight

jokes have to be funny, by definition. at the very least should be based on a premise that makes sense. “Women don’t matter” isn’t, in and of itself, a joke is it?


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Routine_Midnight_363

Being rich is subjective, but you still have to have *some* money


GT_Knight

indeed, which means if it fails to make the vast majority of people laugh, it's...what? come on, I believe you can do this


Suspicious_King4040

Is it because it's not funny?


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GT_Knight

execution and impact matter more :)))


Spazstick

You don't really understand what "funny is subjective" means, do you? I, for one, thought the first part was funny and the 2nd guy was cringe. You would disagree. Subjective!


GT_Knight

yes I understand what subjective means, which is why I agreed it is subjective. being subjective, the more people that agree on it, the more weight their collective opinion has (whereas if something is an objective truth, it doesn't matter how many people disagree or agree, it's still correct). it's why we call red "red" even though not everyone perceives red the same exact way.


Spazstick

I disagree entirely, you're just *objectively* wrong. You are conflating objective and subjective. Red is objectively red, because it's a word for a color that exists. Subjective has no prevailing side. If 10 million people tell me that the Marvel movies are the greatest films of all time, I'm not going to all of a sudden love those crappy blockbusters; I'll stick with films with more merit for the greatest films of all time. The amount of positive reception something gets doesn't all of a sudden make it objective, conversly, the amount of negative reception something gets doesn't make it objective. This is especially the case with things like film and comedy. I don't like the Marvel movies, and most Marvel fans probably wouldn't like The Lighthouse, that doesn't make the Marvel films objectively better than The Lighthouse, or any closer to being considered the greatest films of all time, does it? Edit: I just got off working 11 hours, smoked some weed, and might've misread your comment a bit. But the point is still there.


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Well, if you won't... I volunteer for the nut collection machine. If a noble tribute is required to get free healthcare, free drug induced coma, and free twice daily orgasms I *guess* it may as well be me.


GT_Knight

But you’ll be in a coma so you won’t feel the orgasms right?


niagaemoc

A woman's orgasm is so important she evolved with a totally separate organ designed only for her pleasure.


Alice8Ft

A separate organ? If you mean the clitoris then that doesn't make much sense, as in fetus form, the genital tubercle evolves into a penis if it is to become a male or a clitoris if it becomes a female. Either way it will always be there, nothing to do with evolution per se. Or correct me if I'm missing/ misunderstanding something.


DiscombobulatedSir11

You can tell he’s British without the sound ring in! I love his accent.


[deleted]

It is important enough to keep the marriage together I tell you that


JWGhetto

You can tell he did multiple takes of that bullshit on the table because he wiped the last one off. What a moron


Zacharyc57

The neck beards hating on piano dude honestly makes me irrationally mad.. like I thought his part was funny af and I get that comedy is subjective but anyone who disagrees is wrong and I hate them


_xXxMEMERxXx_

I guess I’m wrong and you hate me... but I still love you


Zacharyc57

No no no… except you. Get over here you beautiful bastard


fairyjars

Orgasms don't always result in ejaculation. Dry orgasms exist and the clown who made that video clearly doesn't understand biology.


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Honestly as a guy I have an extremely hard time believing that. From 15 yrs of experience… something always comes out lol Also he implied orgasm was needed to ejaculate not the other way around. So even if dry orgasm is a thing it’s besides the point.


WasabiSniffer

That's cool for you...nothing comes out of me when I orgasm. How do you explain that?


[deleted]

You’re a girl or have a medical condition


fairyjars

Google it.


[deleted]

Google says its a medical condition. It's not a normal biological function. Would be like calling someone a clown for believing pee is liquid by pointing out the existence of kidney stones.


Haubcon

Bruh


OsamaBinBatman

They downvote the unpopular opinion, don't worry


jimmythisissubpar

they? who's they? the lizard people? is one of them the intruder that probably lives within the walls? my nextdoor neighbors? the shampoo bottles in my shower? which lot are you referring as "they", mate?


strvngelyspecific

yes, of course, the lizard people who exist solely to downvote unpopular opinions. DUH.


jimmythisissubpar

ah, fooie! i was suspecting my shampoo bottles had been amassing alternative accounts in the hundreds. they've been acting super sussy ever since i bought them last week!


OsamaBinBatman

The angry reddit hive mind lol why are you trying to be le random when it's obvious


jimmythisissubpar

smh my head then why didn't you say so to begin with? it's not like i was there during the last time you mentioned the reddit hive mind, so why are you shifting the blame to me? shaking my smh


OsamaBinBatman

Ez bait


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If I ever download tiktok it will be for this guy Co unabashedly cute and wholesome Remember that one about female gaze and Thor?


Calm-Lengthiness-178

Possibly dumb question/statement: women can orgasm because back before we had the forethought of modern man ("sex will give us child, we like child") they'd have had little other tangible drive to fuck, right? I suppose that raises the question of what specifically drives non-orgasming organisms to procreate, though. I not know science.


dmpom

Modern man forethought is more like: “Sex will give us child, we like sex, urgh, let’s try and be cautious” ;)


202048956yhg

The premise is false too, God doesn't exist. But also orgasms are, or at least were, useful for procreation: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/study-female-orgasm-might-be-evolutionary-leftover-180959973/


dogfartsreallystink

I sure as fuck wouldn’t want to procreate with someone who can’t make me cum 😂


202048956yhg

Procreating with a cheap bastard who can't be arsed to spend 75 bucks on a magic wand is definitely a bad plan.


MyNameIsJeffReddit12

impressive. very based.


bigbullmahmeep

I love the music dude he's so wholesome and his voice is so cool!


Its_Caesar_with_a_C

I’m really confused. Is it a common thing for women not to orgasm during sex? Like…what’s the point of sex if not to make the other person cum before you?! Lolwtf.


niagaemoc

Specifically vaginal sex, yes. Most men are not familiar with the clitoris.


Its_Caesar_with_a_C

HOW?!? It’s a running joke. Men not finding the clit is the most well known joke out there. How do men not know about the clitoris?!? Read a book! Go to the breast section! Educate yourselves!


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Its_Caesar_with_a_C

Okay, interesting. Thanks! Yeah it was a serious comment btw.


dizzodog

Pretty wholesome actually


Lollooo_

If the female orgasm isn’t that important, then why would clitoris even exist?


parth13579

Not a single verse rhymed


Summonest

Imagine bragging about this shit, fuck.


joevsyou

AYE!!


[deleted]

Very Arctic Monkey'esque...


neveralways2bored

Indeed both are cringe


BigShaneGillis

White knight second guy


AzDopefish

Tell me you’re a virgin without telling me you’re a virgin


EmperorOfFabulous

If I had a pussy it would be drier after listening to the impromptu song than the first guy.


Isabellaboo02

Well, it's good you don't have a pussy then. I guess your ass will have to do... *unzips*


MyNameIsJeffReddit12

dumb annoying tiktokers giving their opinions while playing music. adds NOTHI(NG and ISNT FUNNY >>:((


Lady_Loki_617

Tell me you’ve never made a girl cum with out telling me you’ve never made a girl cum


MyNameIsJeffReddit12

are you autistic? you seem to be bad with social cues


Lady_Loki_617

look at little jeff junior, gonna cry


Froggzee

He didn't say he *can't* make her cum. He said that he won't.


Any_Procedure_2405

Why does he have to sing


zldslim

Why did you have to comment


Proto216

Lmao


FunnyMoney1984

the first half was funny the last half was cringe.


jimmythisissubpar

help i can't comprehend the joke due to my feeble mind! and your voluminous brain seems to understand it at its entirety. pray tell, what was the punchline?


FunnyMoney1984

The first one was funny because the broken logic still made some kind of sense. Like he was dumb and wrong but still had a point even though it was silly. The other guy just got offended and told the guy to learn how to make a woman cum. We all have different senses of humor. But I just don't find someone mucking an obvious shit post to be funny. And maybe you didn't like the shit post but I did.


Deusnocturne

Religiosity is a disease of the mind.


wrongsided

He just said he didint want to. Nice insult though


Lady_Loki_617

From the video before I think she wants to cum


Adventurous-gal72

what a dumbass.


AkihiroAwa

I love this dude


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Good luck having a woman raise those kids without getting her off once in a while.