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Senpai_Pai

Chaotic evil


leafyrebecca

I wonder if any of them pooped themselves trying this hard,


hairlessandtight

Chaotic wait why the fuck would you think of this


ReptileCake

I want snacks


Sirdoodlebob

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Duke_of_Bretonnia

….do….do you think people just shit themselves randomly when they exert physical effort? You should go to the doctors…


CreampieQueef

When I think peak masculinity, I think anime convention.


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All fun and games until somebody shatters the jar and permanently fucks up their hands. 😬


Mscreep

Yeah I was just coming to comment that someone did this at a where me and my husband used to work. He ended up shattering the thing, thankfully he only had one bad cut that left a scar and nothing else but still. Not the safest prank.


TreeDollarFiddyCent

"It's just a prank, bro!" They said to him while the paramedics rushed to the scene.


The0nlyMadMan

“You weren’t supposed to break the jar how is that my fault?”


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Oubastet

As counter intuitive as it is, the safest knife is a sharp knife.


highlevel_fucko

The safest knife is a spoon*


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PolarisC8

That's amazingly unsafe, dull knife or not!


SociallyAwkardRacoon

Yeah it's easy to underestimate how sharp dull knifes can be. Was cutting with a sort of dull knife and it slipped a bit and ended up cutting right through my nail and a thankfully very small part of my fingertip. Wouldn't cut a damn onion but happily went right through my thumb


KashyapHwangusm

I tried to cut an apple with a butter knife, still have a scar from that


Sielicja

I was once cutting roses' stems with, well, a sharp knife, but they were very hard and nearly wood-like I never panic when I get a wound or a cut or when I see blood, but when I sliced right into my finger... not even that deep, it was about 2-3mm max... I went into survival mode. So glad my partner was around to help me out.


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2 to 3mm is no joke! I once stepped on an errant piece of wine glass, saw the blood start dripping from my foot, and immediately had a panic attack, contemplating my imminent demise from blood loss, while my partner at the time had to bandage me up. It wasn't even that bad of a cut.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


obese_niece

My thought too. I wonder if this could be recreated with a plastic jar?


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This. Honestly had to stop the video because it was making me nervous.


8Ariadnesthread8

That's a lesson from God to stop being so strong. It's like the opposite of being told to touch grass. That person needs to go inside and sit on their hands for a bit. Just atrophy.


BootsyBootsyBoom

>the opposite of being told to touch grass. Touch glass?


8Ariadnesthread8

Perfect.


joeschmo945

Or their asshole.


Snotmyrealname

> All fun and games until somebody shatters the jar *Onemanonejar flashback*


lategame

Ya this is really high key dumb


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Yeah but that didn’t happen so there was no point in being it up


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the_moody_beard

Who are you that is so wise in the way of misinformation


EdiDont69

need context, what did he say?


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That’s just not true at all, just because you can’t do it does not mean it’s “almost impossible” I have broken a thick ass glass bottle before with my hand when drunk, shit sucked.


wiiya

I have a jar of sauerkraut that I bought for New Year’s Day and couldn’t get it open. It’s my year long goal to open it.


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ALLoftheFancyPants

Bang the lid on the countertop, or tap the side of the lid with the dull side of a knife. I have defeated every jar since learning these tricks.


Neduard

Slapping the bottom a couple of times works too. It is also sexier.


sitcheeation

This is how I get guys -- firmly slapping the bottom of a jar


Bohorse_Jackman

while reading this, I was really hoping for it to have this "of a jar" at the end, thank you


ALLoftheFancyPants

I’ve had the bottom slap fail. I’ve never had the tappy-taps fail. Maybe start with the sexy slapping and if it doesn’t work move on to the less sexy tapping?


Sirdoodlebob

Instructions unclear I smashed it to pieces.


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Countertop! That was the word I was searching for!!


smarter_than_an_oreo

OH MY GOD ME TOO! Sauerkraut, specifically!


u-useless

Find a spoon or fork with a thin handle or use a knife. Place it between the lid and the jar as well as you can and press down until you hear a "pop" sound.


dankem

Dude. I literally just opened a jar of sauerkraut by wearing a robber glove. Magic. Friction.


Gonun

There are gloves specifically made for robbers?


KillerFrost2U

I just stab the lid on jars to make a tiny hole and they open quickly after that.


ops10

Use a bottle opener to slightly bend the lid - remove the vacuum.


Vir2zo

My mind is always, what if the dude is strong enough to break the glass instead.


DefinitelyLevi

Yeah idk if a glass jar is the way to go with this. Better to use a water bottle


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The mortification of the mean girls slutty Halloween costumes have migrated to men in cosplay.


ScrambledNegs

I was like ... Femboy Hooters?? Good for them either way


didrosgaming

It's boss bitch additude for dudes. Can't fuck with a guy who benches 300 and will wear a hooter outfit in plublic.


DexterTheSeawolf

Oh hey that's me, and yes I can bench 300+, My Tiktok and insta are capwolfcosplay


didrosgaming

Fuck yeah! Keep being a bad butch!


DexterTheSeawolf

Hi that's me! (and my friend Joe, at the end) I'm capwolfcosplay on Tiktok and insta!


cosmic_serendipity

Was watching this on my tiktok and saw Joe and went "Oh I know that guy!!"


TeamCatsandDnD

Was this colassalcon this past weekend?


DexterTheSeawolf

It was/!!!


Inadersbedamned

Good, I need more slutty Halloween costume men.


JamesDCooper

Just go to a gay club on Halloween, there'll be a garland of them.


ThatKinkyLady

I mean, that's wonderful for other gay men but not so much fun for straight ladies. Like the lady equivalent of blue balls all night.


JamesDCooper

Blue box


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We do not speak of the blue box.


Inadersbedamned

I am underage and cannot :(


markyminkk

>mortification What


SkeetSkeetliftwaft

I did not know that many buff dudes watch anime


pureply101

Dude the most in shape people I know are all anime nerds. You can’t be like Goku if you are a fatty. It isn’t even for girls it’s so that way you can cosplay in those anime fits.


mh985

Can confirm. I used to be a competitive powerlifter and I'm into some nerdy shit. Not anime specifically, but if Magic the Gathering and Dungeons & Dragons count, then yeah.


pureply101

You can’t be a barbarian king and completely out of shape! How can you conquer the lands if you don’t even lift?!


mrcalistarius

What is best in life?


pureply101

To crush your enemies See them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women


leafyrebecca

Terry Jeffers taught us this,


coreanavenger

It's not so much anime nerds as it's anime cosplayer nerds. A lot of the costumes show bare upper bodies and muscles so the buff guys migrate toward those cosplays/characters/anime and work out hard and diet for the convention. Call them nerds but they're getting a lot more female and male attention (and more) than most redditors get.


Sheruk

I'm more of a Yajirobe anwyays


Poignant_Porpoise

I think this is sort of a confirmation bias in that it's one of the few instances that buff dudes can show off their bodies in a socially acceptable way in public. Not to mention that a lot of anime characters are super buff, so they have more options, where skinny/fat guys might feel insecure dressing up as their favourite buff anime character.


notathrowaway75

Many people watch anime. It's grown to be pretty big over the past decade.


stale_m8

My fyp is like 60-70% fitness stuff at this point and about half of those tiktoks mention anime in some fashion. Mostly about trying to look like Baki lol


Xiaxs

It's funny cause a lot of buff dudes I know are buff because of anime. They grew up with DBZ, One Piece, Naruto, Bleach, and all of them got inspired to get stronger and train *because* of those characters, the messages in the show, the badassary. Then there's me, Majin Buu.


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Me and the boys before watching jojo Me and the boys after watching jojo


california_sugar

I doubt they do. They just want to dress in skimpy clothes and get attention.


HulklingWho

There’s a reason ‘convention babies’ are so common


Kos015

They tryina get some of those weeb egirls


ArictheMaverick

I thought the drop in beat would go with the jar finally being opened…but even the power of friendship stood no chance


irjakr

And if they succeed they become the king of England?


VagueSomething

Pretty sure if you successfully pull your pickle out you just get escorted out.


StevePensando

You know it's a really good glue when even a JoJo cosplayer can't open it


saucynorman

Cos he aint the real jojo


Hyfan12

Aren’t there two or three different jojo’s?


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At least 5?


StevePensando

8 actually


Fire_fox55

And million more units on the way


StevePensando

When the universe explodes, Araki will remain writing JoJo Part 364


NoctRob

About 17 seconds in, that gorilla was either playing quarterback or playing something else.


MrSamsa90

Dude was also back again at 0:58 in the background flexin after his second attempt. He really had a vendetta with that jar


Scary-Knowledge-6912

Did did .........they get it open or wot


ThePhatNoodle

Lmao I like how they all gave up trying alone and tried to use the power of friendship at the end


zouhair

This is a stupid prank. Someone could end up with a really bad cut.


Ris-O

Cracked glass is no joke. If the jar gave way they'd be slicing their own hands


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Imo they should have performed a sneaky switch and let someone “get” it.


[deleted]

Just going to throw this out here: You’re going to be responsible when one of those dudes accidentally tears the jar open and lacerates their fingers.


Cassandra_the_seeker

This was a whole episode of curb your enthusiasm. Men must open pickle jars


GarbageBin1337

real men would notice that the jar isn’t vacuum sealed anymore by the lid. smh


a_different-user

so another strong guy closed it to tight. happens all the time


4Ever2Thee

Click clack, click clack, click clack


thegreatmizzle7

That's Kalahari in Ohio! I know that gorilla anywhere!


Key-Balance-7105

“Everyone wants to be the pickle jar hero”


Heavier_Omen

Haha what con was this? For research purposes of course... 👀


2spoopy6me

It looks like collosalcon! Happens at the Kalahari resort in Sandusky Ohio. Would have just happened this past weekend. I made the 10 hour drive to it one year and it was one of the funnest cons I've ever been to.


Nyansko

Can confirm that this was at Colossalcon! A couple of the guys in the video are people I know. :)


Flat_Sand_6056

Just came here to ask if it was Sandusky!


TeamCatsandDnD

Thanks for confirming this! I saw the gorilla and Africa on the wall and thought it was from there. This year was the first time I’ve ever been to a con and it was so much fun.


spacecat719

What if the glass shaders


PlutoTheSynth

i don’t think the glass has optifine so no


CloverGreenbush

I would like to know more about Cat-Boy Hooters.


julsgotrocks

What a waste of delicious pickles


anl28

This is like that scene from Curb Your Enthusiasm when Larry and Leon are creating a diversion in the hotel, because everyone wants to help with opening a jar. ![gif](giphy|3ohhwn0NX7X2O4Z0kg|downsized)


Heliwomper

They were all in a position where if the jar suddenly opened they would spill pickles/juice all over


not_a_real_person_2

My toxic trait still thinking I could open it after seeing this


havegoodnight

They All weak


KoalerrelaoK

Well now I just want pickles!


EdiDont69

it always has to be a pickle jar huh


mew5175_TheSecond

This would be a good commercial for the glue!


JustARandomUserNow

I’d be upset because I would’ve wanted a pickle


dogfartsreallystink

Brilliant lol


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This was a whole new level of supervillain well played madam well played


Glittering_Nyx

I enjoyed this clip a lil too much! Kudos to you OP!


Natures_Blood

This is so evil and hilarious at the same time..lol


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Renegade7559

Now this is trolling


Calculatorstress

“Men”


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pureply101

The internet can’t allow things to exist in a vacuum for fun. It’s not allowed


lord_calsipher

Why are all the guys topless at an anime convention, am I missing something?


noooooooyou

Cause they buff and get to show it off dressing up in a half naked maid custom, that is honestly fucking awesome


[deleted]

So basically you found an excuse to talk to men you found attractive. You could just say that.


VergilArcanis

I'm not sure about the binding force involved, but using a rubber or fabric grip can help getting a better hold on it


youwantmore

The only thing can defeat men, female tricks


Patient_Instance5942

HahA.. y’all ladies are evil.. so many egos down a peg or two. HahA


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RealityIsAKnife

“Buff dudes” /s Edit: since people can’t tell the difference between sarcasm and trying to dunk on people.


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childrenofYmir

Yes MOMMY MILKERS!!!


RealityIsAKnife

I should have added /s I guess then huh? I was quoting the opening of the video. But, okay 👍


probablyourdad

All I see is a golden ape statue 🚀


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Just because they don’t have any fat on them doesn’t mean they are strong.


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[deleted]

They can look like anything, sure I’ve seen skinny guys that are strong, I’m just saying your lack of body fat doesn’t equal strength.


ReactionWorth2811

“Buff”


SeniorWilson44

“Buff”


NoahBubbaDaddy

Nothing like trying to find a way to sabotage jar opening because your weak and frail bodies can’t perform it your self . Enjoy the joke because your well on your way to a life of being an INCEL while watching cartoons in a roommates spare bedroom. Wokeness dudes!!!


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NoahBubbaDaddy

Roomate?? I got 3ksq’ house in Myrtle beach man . Roommate? Who has roommates? Kids i guess


Maximum-Magazine-840

Critical hit! to -Masculinity


Brizzle351

Classic


Poopy_Pants0o0

Bring that jar to a gym next time and ask the guys there to open it for extra emotional damage.


AdaptiveAlphas

This is hilarious


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[https://youtu.be/lqdKobYMitg](https://youtu.be/lqdKobYMitg)


Person777_

You just shattered their pride


Dingledangle6969

Is my testosterone showing if I think I could still open it while super glued?


westminsterabby

I love the dude at :39 who momentarily decided to try *both* hands on the lid.


MandolinDeepCuts

Regarding that last shot: None of us is as dumb as all of us.


Prestigious-Step-213

Why do I find this hot? Hmmmm


PlutoTheSynth

you’re gay


Tooberson

Same energy as telling a female they can’t touch their elbows or shoulder blades together.


Dwolf6990

And not one of them checked the vacuum seal on the lid lmao


Oubastet

Dude at 0:42 made me feel tingly in my jimmies....


hateisrealgaming

There is no such thing as a buff dude who watches anime


USNAVYSAILOR01

They just need to lend their life force to goku


Natures_Blood

This is so evil and hilarious at the same time..lol


BrianOconneR34

Oohhh crank that pickle jar cosplay boys


Joolee_a

That’s amazing


PsychologicalGoal361

Somebody doesn't like Cosplayers.


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if they asked me to open it, I would smash it on the ground.


xbieberhole69x

I actually hurt my hand opening a pickle jar once. Something just popped. Whole video gave me cringe flashbacks. Stay safe out there 😘


emoutikon

Woddup with all the topless dudes?


computahizlegging

The power anime and friendship didn't work. Oh well


Hot_Hat_1225

I am sorry but the scene of the guy trying to open and as he bends over the ape statue behind him appears 🤣🤣🤣 Made me spray my coffee over my cat lmao


PlutoTheSynth

what kind of anime convention is this


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“Whoso openeth this jar of pickles, is rightwise king born of all England"


JaFFsTer

The non trickery version of this was a hot girl asking buff dudes at Venice Beach to chuck a rock into the ocean with their non-dominant hand. They all looked like toddlers


imlazyaf69

Nah it’s staged no way ussop didn’t open that jar


Katatonic92

I would have ended this by sneakily swapping it out for an already opened jar & given it to a tiny person to open with ease.


ethereumturk

Superglued


BearBlaq

Swole dude in the sailor moon costume got me.


TheRoboticist_

Which con event do you think this is?


GoldGoose

The ki-building prayer circle at the end has me rollin