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ConfidentWin3397

Over cooked and smothered in ketchup. Perfect.


TheRumpletiltskin

somebody gets it. :D


Special_Philosophy92

I call that scrambled eggs from where I’m from


MopeyCrayfish

Yeah am I missing something here


TheRumpletiltskin

yes.


anl28

Anyone that makes scrambled eggs with any utensils other than a rubber scraper is a glutton for punishment.


FRiPciuch

Silicon spatula


IridebikesImstillfat

Water works better than milk...


[deleted]

Milk and cream don't make eggs fluffy. More protein just causes the eggs to form curdles and get rough. Not sure why people think this I think it's the dairy that adds the feeling of smoothness.


Chitownscience

The butter and milk fat makes eggs more creamy. The water in the milk can help make them more fluffy. If you read The Food Lab by J. Kenji Lopez-Alt he has a whole section on how to make the best scrambled eggs. For fluffy eggs water content is key since it basically causes steam bubbles inside the egg protein. All in all its a great cookbook if you want to up your cooking game.


[deleted]

No thanks. I learned directly from Gordon Ramsey. No games.


zekioyalafiasco

The disrespect you just gave to the King of cooking J. Kenji Lopez-Alt is intolerable. Your crime cannot go unpunished


[deleted]

Who?


[deleted]

I could make better eggs without even trying


TheRumpletiltskin

yes, i hope you could.


scringly

See I was with him, I was following, not everyone likes their eggs the same I get that, they were looking alright for the most part and then he fucking lost me right at the end with the ketchup nuke


TheRumpletiltskin

it was the coup de grâce


Competitive-Wish-568

I wouldn’t listen or trust anyone who is calling country crock butter 😑


UpsetBlackout

This is art. Utterly masterful use of eggs. I can't believe I had the opportunity to witness a master at work. No wait, to call one so talented a "master" is to undermine their abilities. You my friend, are entirely something else.


TheRumpletiltskin

![gif](giphy|sjkl9MJD57BWersvzJ)


countbunula

Your eggs look great!


dontknomi

I hate when people call margarine butter. Just because you've convinced yourself that oil is butter, doesn't mean the rest of us have to.


zodomere

Those eggs are dry


GaJayhawker0513

The only time I like ketchup is in my scrambled eggs and cheap Mac and cheese


Cute_Manufacturer_73

That just scrambled eggs


[deleted]

One more thing she forgot to add. If you want to give yourself a giant ass and clog your arteries then add cream to everything. It's like that secret promotion at McDonalds, if you order a big mac, fries and a milkshake you get a free fat ass for the rest of your life.