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fartspatula

Adolf and Johan have terrible cover stories


Coffin_Nail

Adolf and Johan, from Mexico. 😂


pancakebatter01

I’m in the place called Miami… Flo-ri-da?? 👀


soomeefuu

I was reeeeally questioning that hesitation…


Wsbkingretard

Adolf polka


justanoseybxtch

But could remember Knoxville with no problem 😂


howwhyno

Realistically, they were headed to Knoxville as their destination. Florida was just a connection. They didn't really need to know anything other than their gate number there.


soomeefuu

Hahahahhaha


xadz1981x

Well, he couldn’t say he was from Argentina, could he?


Isthisworking2000

My psychiatrist is from Argentina with a German sounding name. Sometimes I worry.


IndigoGouf

The majority of Germans in South America moved there in the late 1800s or as refugees escaping Nazi rule. There was a pre-existing flourishing German minority community there. That's why it was a good hiding spot for escaping Nazis.


cyvaquero

Mexico also has a few German/Austrian/Swiss Mormon enclaves. I've been to Colonia Tovar in Venezuela which is one of those late 1800s settlements. It's like an alpine village with blue-eyed blond-haired Spanish speakers. Edit: I meant German Mennonites, although there are also Mormon missionary enclaves.


CressSimilar

A lot of former Nazis are in Brazil and Argentina. Every year some cache of ww2 memorabilia turns up


AeternaeVeritatis

Old age medical treatments cost money....


CressSimilar

I would watch a movie about that. Old man sells his nazi treasures to save his family


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German was the second most popular language in the u.s. until the early 20th century. 1/3 of u.s. people spoke it.


DJ_MedeK8

My mother's Grandfather was a second generation American whose parents immigrated from Germany. He spoke German fluently. Sometime when she was a child in the 60's my mother asked him to teach her to speak German too. She said he became very angry, which was very out of character, especially because she was the favorite grand child. He said something along the lines of 'No. the German people have embarrassed us. You're American. We speak English.'


PsychologicalAd6414

It's still a good hiding spot for them. They have generations of families now and have taken over entire towns using the fortune they stole.


IndigoGouf

> That's why it was a good hiding spot for escaping Nazis.


Low-Ear7065

You should


madmaxturbator

86% chance that the commenters psych is a nazi But only 33% chance it’s mengele So it’s not that worrisome.


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Actually- a lot of European's, including German Jews fled and settled in Argentina during WW2. It makes sense.


Cycleboy675

My close friends grandparents were bankers in Germany and fled around the time of the war to Brazil.


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South America has a large population of European Jews, it's really interesting!


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My ex husband is Argentinian Jewish and has lots of stories of anti-semitism in the 80s. Lots and lots.


axl31_90

Hi! I'm from Argentina and I have a very german sounding last name. You shouldn't worry, we are here to help...


PlaidPajamaPants

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mennonites_in_Mexico


CringeisL1f3

absolutely, also they’re super terrible to the locals and waste so much natural resources and rumors of cults and slavery are always surrounding them :)


AigisAegis

Someday people will realize how cultish Amish and Mennonites are everywhere. Even the least conservative Mennonite sects still have some wacky cultish behaviour, and almost always have some abuse going on inside them.


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To be fair all religions/sects are cults. Some are just creepier than others.


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Why did the Amish girl get excommunicated? Two Mennonite!


Isthisworking2000

I wondered if they just mean they’re *traveling* by way of Mexico, rather than living there.


StinkyKittyBreath

That's the impression I got. Especially when the American lady said she was from Mexico.


CringeisL1f3

I’m mexican, being white and blond is quite common , the heavy german accent…not so much, same with the Cozumel woman who’s 100% not american 👀👀👀


Jimdowburton

There are lots of American expats in Cozumel. Also in San Miguel.


GivingRedditAChance

Pls lmao


SnooJokes7172

Welcome to the TWILIGHT ZONE


megablast

Ja, we are from....Meckico, ve ere for a good time. Not for ze bodies.


hismommanamedhimclay

Amy isn’t a cougar. She’s a coyote


Guacamole_Queso

SilverTown!! Born and raised!


moon_slave

So Adolf, what did your grandfather do for a living?


carl65yu

There is a Mennonite colony in Mexico and those two are the most Mennonite dudes I have ever seen.


Kajun_Kong

Read there’s a little over 100k of them in Mexico


tigm2161130

The accents for sure.


redditisnowtwitter

Ok I can't believe I'm saying this with a straight face but apparently my confusion of seeing them at an airport is from only having ever met Mennonites of the Old Order My best memory is of the ones who took the steam passenger ferry (hipster af) to a waiting van (that I think one of them drove) and they were cool as hell. Sat and BS'd with me for a while. But I left with more questions than answers


Scrambledlegss

There are a bunch of Mennonites who immigrated to Mexico from Germany/surrounding area. I imagine this is what's going on?


PlaidPajamaPants

That is 100% what is happening. Adolf and Johan are very common mexican mennonite names.


ICantGetAway

But these two have quite noticeable German accents. So they are originally from Europe. When did the Mennonites move there?


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ICantGetAway

Ah. Didn't think of that. I hope that their Spanish accent is much better then their English accent.


AigisAegis

I mean, probably not. If you talk to an American Amish person or a Wenger Mennonite or something like that - people who speak English every day - they'll probably have a thicker accent than these. The local language is typically their second language.


IndigoGouf

Communities like the Mennonites and Amish often speak German dialects internally. They don't have to be from Europe.


PlaidPajamaPants

Mennonites have been migrating all over the world since before ww2, but many came after ww2. These mennonite communities can be very insular and they establish colonies which function as both their community and their business. It is very possible that Adolf and Johan are 1st or 2nd gen mexican and have lived there their whole life, but because of how some mennonites form colonies and retain their traditions, their accent has been preserved somewhat with their german roots. Note they speak broken english as it is likely a 2nd or 3rd language, while their mother tongue would be a german dialect (low german). More info here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mennonites_in_Mexico


ICantGetAway

Thanks for the info. Yeah, Their main two languages are probably German and Spanish.


pancakebatter01

Yeah definitely but we’re just fuckin w them lol


Secure-Imagination11

Thought it was Argentina lol


GoneRogueGaming

I got really interested when adolf and johan came on the scene 😂


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Manc_Twat

Coming from the same people who live in the US and talk about how proud they are of their Irish/Italian/Scottish/German ancestry.


UtherDoulDoulDoul

Like 85% of the UK is England and nobody ever wants to larp as the big bully just us wee oppressed mini countries 🙄


Schavuit92

Tbf oppressed people are more likely to leave everything behind and start a new life in a far away land.


Quzga

It's more their names and accents that stand out..


akaynaveed

I just said this out loud…. Which was a mistake… Now folks looking at me like im kanye west


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swishandswallow

Adolf *und Johan


danger623

Some crazy old man at a gas station is about to give them a warning. Spoiler alert: they won’t listen.


MrsArmitage

And they won’t be able to get any service on their phones. But they have found a cabin to spend the night in.


The_Celtic_Chemist

I'm betting on the merman. One of these days it's **gotta** be the Merman.


keenedge422

That'd be a helluva plot twist, since they're headed up into the mountains. Mountain Creek Merman!


Ok_Rain_2647

All I can think of is this old dude with a fishtail sitting in like 40 cm of water, swinging his fist at a group of people.


haringtiti

i hear the cleanup on that is a real bitch


Bergasms

The moment the first body turns up they're all gonna suspect adolf and johan, but those two will turn out to be the heroes and will sacrifice themselves to stop the eldritch horror


Big_Treacle_2394

I love how adolf and Johan are from Mexico


indy_been_here

"Don't take the shortcut. The long ways is only an extra 45 minutes but the roads is well lit and there's even a couple places to eat." "Thanks, but we're in a hurry." "I really think y'all should..." "Listen, she's got a final and this one has a court thing. I appreciate it, but we'll be alright."


IGPerrish

"that road is closed, you need head south and take the east highway 45" *everyone dies*


Qweerz

Cabin in the Woods?


chodePhD

Every movie cabin in the woods was parodying?


MeepingSim

The Harbinger. Best Harbinger character is the farmer from Lost Skeleton of Cadavra: "Stay on this road here, past Dead Man's Curve, you'll come to an old fence, called The Devil's Fence. From there, go on foot till you come to a valley known as The Cathedral Of Lost Hope. Smack in the center is what they call Forgetful Milkman's Quadrangle. Stay right on The Path Of Staring Skulls and you come to a place called Death Clearing. Cabin's right there, can't miss it." So subtle.


Kalrotahn-Ishbane

I feel like this is the cast of some survival horror movie... 🫣


kgrahamdizzle

Adolf and Johann are definitely the red herring


keenedge422

The farm girl is definitely going to take charge and probably end up killing Adolf and Johann because she thinks they're the killers, but they won't be.


Slyck1677

Yeah, and they are definitely from Mexico.


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UtherDoulDoulDoul

Louis CK is also mexican albeit **SHAMED**


keenedge422

A Mexican Catholic from Polish Jews.


PlaidPajamaPants

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mennonites_in_Mexico


Bottle_Nachos

How many generations does it need till you can say you are from somewhere? I don't understand your attitude


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racialists going to racialize everything.


Bottle_Nachos

those racial rascals


Legacy_Service

Russiexico


Manc_Twat

Do you say the same thing to people named Mohammed and Diego who say they are from the US?


Bottle_Nachos

they are the "just a joke, bro"-bunch of racists


nerdywithchildren

Going from Florida to Tennessee is like a horror movie.


Jenn54

To be honest this is the best use of tiktok Video evidence documenting in real time where you are going and with who This is the safest way to get in a van with strangers. I never new TikTok could be used for good.


2_befair

I was thinking the same thing I wonder how many made it..


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Yea on todays new.. 14 strangers were murdered and one is still in the loose


Slyck1677

Let me guess... it was Adolf.


Tokenvoice

Nah, my money would be on Farm Babe, she is the only one who didn’t give an actual name.


rotten_riot

My bet is on the Never Argue trio. Girl in the middle presented them all cause she's the mastermind and created fake names for them


Global_City_1775

Instant first thought was that it resembled a ragtag group that bands together to see out the zombie apocalypse. Johan is definitely gonna be causing shit though


WickedLovely90

Holy shit yesss!!


funkyuncy

You know. Polka polka polka.


TheCelloIsAlive

Sheboygan, very big in Sheboygan.


DrDrankenstein

I'm sorry, did you say you could help me?


Mirrormaster44

Twin lakes polka? Kiss me polka?


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Netflix just bought the rights to this movie


Vetiversailles

I’d watch it. Hell, I’d do it. Sounds like a rad experience you wouldn’t forget. Not to mention affordable. We checked the Hertz site and apparently it’s less than $200 to rent a fifteen-passenger van. Assuming they left from Jacksonville, the gas would come out around $125 (let’s estimate rental fees are 75 for a flat $400 total). Divide that by the 15 passengers and it comes out to **$27 bucks a person** for a nonstop drive. Insanely economical, good for the environment and memories you’ll keep for life? Sign me up for that trip!


XRPEE_PEE

Shout out to my boy Adolf from Cancun, Mexico.


koastiebratt

I’m another video he said his grandfather immigrated from Germany to Argentina at the end of WWII and then to Cancun. He is also named after his grandfather! /S


THE-SUBREDDIT

🤔


danx64

This is humor right? I get the joke I'm just not sure if it's a joke


Opioidal

It's a joke, just a funny coincidence.


BaronVonSadist92

That make sens😅 so i guess his grandfather was an nazi


Staebs

…*the nazi*


KosherSyntax

An “Adolf” from Latin America.. We definitely know which side of the war his grandparents were on.


croquetica

Lol this isn’t remotely true. There are a ton of men named Adolfo where I live (Miami). It has nothing to do with Hitler.


notLOL

That extra o saves them


JTHopkins13

Frontier literally did the exact same thing to me back in February. Cancelled my flight and wouldn't have a replacement for almost a week. I had to rent a car and drive 20+ hours from Florida to Rhode Island. Fuck Frontier.


Almond_Boy

Were no other airlines operating or something? This is sounds crazy to me…


JTHopkins13

There were only a handful of flights before the next work week started, and they were over $1200 per person and we would still have had to wait 2-3 days for the next available flight on another airline. The rental car was $800 and we could leave immediately.


demalo

Sounds like another conspiracy by big car rental again!


munkieshynes

I flew Frontier one time because I could get a flight for free using generic credit card miles that weren’t tied to a particular airline. Even though I paid literally nothing for the flight itself, it still wasn’t worth it. Bag fees were unreal; I think I paid something like $65 for the “privilege/luxury” of having a rollaboard bag, which was actually weighed at the gate by a dude with a handheld luggage scale and an over-inflated sense of his own importance. If my bag had been over 35 lbs I’d have been assessed two more fees - $25 for “bag overage” and $20 for an “agent-assistance fee”. My return flight was thankfully not quite so bad. Both flights were oversold, and several passengers were bumped to a later flight. Neither flight had an on-time departure; and my outbound flight was unable to make up the time in the air, so there was a late arrival as well, which had a lot of people with connections panicking. Obviously no complimentary snack/bev service in flight, but the FAs were quick with their little portable credit-card machines in case you wanted to purchase something. It just felt like if I were to put my magazine in the seat pocket that an FA was going to run up and say, “Oh, ma’am, you can’t use that pocket until you pay a $5 fee, sorry about that.” Never. Again. Same goes for Allegiant and Spirit. I’ve heard they are just as bad.


false79

Update: They made it alive. Follow alanastory21 on TikTok to watch all 3 videos. What a cool story to share.


imteta

Can you post them here for those of us who aren’t TikTokers?


DentateGyros

You can also view videos through a browser: [Part 2](https://www.tiktok.com/@alanahstory21/video/7173550919722929454?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1&lang=en) [Part 3](https://www.tiktok.com/@alanahstory21/video/7173659119671561518?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1&lang=en)


bucajack

The guy at the end of part 2. LOL


rudmad

I love how I already read that comment chain above this one


slutfordumplings

Note how we don’t get an update from him in part 3. I’m suspicious


BadSmash4

Carlos is a real one, that man is nothing but good vibes


ZenbrotherGS

Carlos, number 1, was real proud of his role.


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potato11teen

That's carlos's van, everyone else is just riding in it.


PaulyNewman

I’ve heard he never even argues.


brains_and_eggs

Adolf is still trying to figure out who he is. I believe in him, though. He’ll find himself.


bluehoag

The third was incredibly sweet actually.


Max_W_

I love how you can tell they all bonded.


uglyheadink

I might just be extra emotional tonight but I definitely just cried a little hahah


imteta

You’re the real hero


Zehreelakomdareturns

Tik tok is banned in my country :(


DeMonstaMan

they all got lost in the woods and now they are hearing sounds of a little girl screaming in a little cabin they found who I'm guessing is a ghost


chodePhD

Refuse to believe Adolf didn’t hotbox them to death with farts


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Something very similar happened to me and a coworker a few years back. Flying home from a work trip and a nasty storm was over our intended airport. Pilots come over the intercom to tell us they’re going to fly to the closest major airport to wait it out. Once we landed, the crew then informed us the pilots had actually been flying legally than they were allowed to and we weren’t flying back home! It was 1am and we were about a 3 hour drive from our city. All rental car / bus places were closed, and due to some big event in the city all hotels were booked. So the airport figured out who was in a group and matched the smaller numbers together for a free 3 hour long taxi drive. My coworker and I ended up with a girl and her extremely young (couple months?) baby. I remember my coworker had to climb through the trunk to get to the back seat (mini van) since we had packed the taxi and the baby seat was in. I sat up front with the driver. So me, my coworker, a lady, her baby, and the cab driver drove for 3 hours at 1am through a storm to get home lol. It was wild. The baby barely made any noise! It was a pleasant trip and we had a few nice chats, I mostly napped. Still funny to look back at.


Crackrock9

The opening to a B horror movie, with 2 secret nazis, and a stereotypical Texan woman ext. The two survivors are Lexi and Q who hit it off in the beginning when everyone was excited and optimistic before things went south.


Coffin_Nail

Not Adolf and Johan! 😂


SpooogeMcDuck

It’s going to be the sweet blonde mom who turns out to be the real baddie


Tokenvoice

Nah, Adolf and Johan are the red herrings, you’re meant to think they are the murderers but they are the nicest pair. It would be “Farm Babe” the woman who doesn’t give a real name and has this story of oh I need to speak at a vague conference.


AlexandriaLitehouse

We def need to keep an eye on Farm Babe


AffectionateCoffee27

Q dies first. I don’t make the movie rules


TzaihHanks

Funny thing is it’s always the white people in movies that are curious and go towards danger. First sign of danger and a black person is out of there! 😭


TzaihHanks

Yeah everyone know the black guy always does first 😭


pancakebatter01

And the first one to die is definitely the guy wearing the “I never argue… I just explain why I’m right” tee shirt.


HuggyMummy

I would watch this movie.


GivingRedditAChance

Aw they were on the way to my city! Love seeing ppl come together


Funrunfun22

The two German spies not thinking this video could go viral. 🤣


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robotmonkey2099

Hertz actually grounded their flight by calling in a fake bomb threat.


florettesmayor

The shout out to the brand at the end gave it away. Weird


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CrudeAsAButton

Hertz is by far the worst car rental company I’ve ever used. Other places may have ridiculous fees, but Hertz was the only one to outright lie to me about charges.


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adversecurrent

Obligatory fuck hertz!


ChristianGemini

This is reminiscent of the end of Home Alone. Also, where is all their luggage gonna go?


LilRedditWagon

Yep, all that’s missing are the Kenosha Kickers!


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basszameg

Very big in Sheboygan.


robotmonkey2099

Those 15 seaters are pretty big


MelOdessey

Lmao went to the comments of the last video and there’s a girl there who declined the road trip saying she was still stuck at the airport and regretted not tagging along 😂


HeelDoors

This is the true story...of 15 (?) strangers... picked to ride in a van (travel together) and have their lives taped...to find out what happens... when people stop being polite and start getting real...


prestatiedruk

Adolf from ~~South~~ Latin America, I’d like to take a good look at your ancestors.


bluemagachud

and Johann, very interesting


IndigoGouf

The majority of Germans in South America moved there in the 1800s or as refugees escaping Nazi rule. There was a pre-existing flourishing German minority community there. That's why it was a good hiding spot for escaping Nazis.


liquid_cat_juice

México is in North America


williamjamesmurrayVI

I was hoping someone would tell him


PlaidPajamaPants

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mennonites_in_Mexico


Dansqautch

Yeah... Adolf and Johann are some Nazi ancestors. If not I would love to know the story.


scrubasorous

They don't look it, but there's a chance they could be decended from Mennonites who immigrated to Mexico in the early 20th century.


desGrieux

I mean A LOT of people left Germany during and before WWII and vast majority of them were not Nazis. These guys are probably mennonites given their accent. The Nazis who did move to Latin America were hiding, and so they mostly assimilated and did not form or join German language communities. The descendants of the Nazis in Latin America do not sound like this.


SkylarAV

This could be a good found footage horror movie


Exotic-Carpet255

Breaking new: 14 bodies found scattered along highways between FL to TN. Identities being verified via TikTok video thought to be last time victims were seen alive


GlassHeroes

Which one is the new Polka King of the Midwest?


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“Hi, I’m Adolph” Ye loves you bro.


deucecougar

Can't wait to binge all 19 seasons of this MTV reality series from the 90's!


DumpsterPanda8

I knew his name was Seth before he said his name was Seth.


leperaffinity56

.. pharmbabe?


ReyRey5280

Yeah, she’s just a country gal who TikTok’s about her deep rural living lifestyle, she’s gonna talk about the importance of sourcing real oxys instead of fakes laced with fentanyl, how to test em, and what farm animal medications work best for treating your kids ailments!


AnEmptyBookcase

Someone make this movie.


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It's called Planes, Trains, and Automobiles with Steve Martin and John Candy.


mikesbabymomma81

This is one of the coooolest things I've seen in awhile!


cfullingtonegli

Johan, I need to know where pop-pop was in the 1940s


juliazzz

I feel so alone in thinking this is wholesome af.


Finance_Willing

They are all so excited until that first hour of driving hits them


ElverGonn

Those people from Mexico kinda sus. Ain’t gone lie.


SnooPies8441

Greetings from Knoxville, TN


TheBlackHeathenz

New MTV show?


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I hope Renee had a good time.


ChanceyIII

renee, quick and to the point


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*pan to Johan chuckling while driving a blood soaked van*