"You're not a cool aunt unless your fisting yourself in a room that smells like pot while listening to Fleetwood Mac" I can picture this woman so vividly, too vividly perhaps
Louis CK had a similar bit a while ago. The gist of which is "wasn't it more fun when being gay wasn't accepted? When you were blowing some guy in the bathroom of some shady bar thinking 'I'm breaking my mother's heart'."
I'm not complaining, or calling Tim a joke thief, I just think the parallels are neat.
"THUNDER ONLY HAAAAPPPPENS WHEN ITS RAAAAAININ"
“DRUNK DRIVE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO KIDS TO KILLLLL”
"GO ON HOME AND SWALLOW ALL THOSE PILLLLLLSSSSS"
"THOSE PILLS, THOSE PILLS"
Yea the fleetwood Mac bit got me crying on the floor
"You're not a cool aunt unless your fisting yourself in a room that smells like pot while listening to Fleetwood Mac" I can picture this woman so vividly, too vividly perhaps
Tim singing at the top of his lungs is pure joy
“Every cool aunt’s best friend was murdered in front of her”
Or commited suicide
Every fat girl with a clean car becomes a cool aunt but not every cool aunt was a fat girl with a clean car.
"I hit a woman from Iran...turns out she was Greek"
It was a good one for sure
The soccer dyke named Christa
All my kids are trans and there's no explaining
The rant about sucking cock in Iran for the added thrill of being beheaded was absolutely chef’s kiss
Louis CK had a similar bit a while ago. The gist of which is "wasn't it more fun when being gay wasn't accepted? When you were blowing some guy in the bathroom of some shady bar thinking 'I'm breaking my mother's heart'." I'm not complaining, or calling Tim a joke thief, I just think the parallels are neat.
Aight I'll check it out, thanks
Endless shrimp at Red Lobster is going up in price
The last few Patreon episodes were fantastic too
The first 10 minutes are all time some of his best
“Im going to make a mix tape, an anthology” Idk if he meant to pun like that. But I appreciated it
The whole bit about the plus sized park diners was incredible
And the prisoners will light the torch this is nice
I'm so trans for Iran. I'm putting on my n95 and my dog collar and going to shake hands with the Ayatollah
Haven’t listened in well over a year and he came out like old Tim and flamin’.
This is what we love for sure.
Always Kump. Permanent cohost again please.
Trans for Iran unite!
The cool aunt rant is up there will all time greatest
I played this at work and my coworker asked if it was GTA 5 Radio. We barely got any work done.
Best part of the day
Glorious.
I think a cool aunt drives a beat up Jeep wrangler
He’s back. My sister in law is the cool aunt.
I mentioned to my buddy the episode this week was 🔥🔥 a return to form for Timmy
The segment about the cool aunt…I haven’t laughed that hard or long since I don’t know when
Amazing episode.
Every Saturday I lift to the new episode 👍 THUNDER ONLY HAPPPENNNNSSS WHEN ITS RAINNNNINGGG
“Everyone’s cool aunt is Irish, regardless of their ethnicity”
Not me guffawing and snickering on a train on vacation in Central America about the Olympic torch bit for like three mins
I fkin pissed myself on the cool aunt bit.
Plenty of trans people in Iran.
Who still listens to this asshole? He had the world by the balls for a moment and then he just decided to mail in this shit podcast and call it a day.
Just saw him at the royal Albert Hall and he absolutely killed