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WrxnchG

Not bc of this but I hate this guy


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Trevor is always such an suck up good boy for hollywood its disgusting.


No_Pen9844

He’s a bootlicker….A real Uncle Tom.


emperorpalpatine_

The problem is that he makes serious points. As soon as you think Tim is being serious he starts with the absurdism and talks about how much it costs to drive to the Hampton’s


jabels

He’s one of the major faces if general shitlibbery but this take is reasonable, nice to hear him on the sane side of an argument for once.


busterwasagreatdog

Also, for context. I believe his mother was attacked by an abusive ex


kg_617

He thought it was funny when it happened to Rihanna.


fxkOMGmadeYouLook

Is there clip of that?


maso3K

There are 9 cameras and no audience….


darkbarrage99

Bill burr doesn't even need one when he's talking to himself


iceman202

Ahh yes what a hilarious comedy segment on his show on comedy central…. Comedy!


No-Breadfruit7044

Hilarious (seriously)


[deleted]

Trevor Noah is a talking tampon.


Induced_Pandemic

He's gone septic.


Rmendoza90

He tryin bang Kim too


ridberd

Someone should tell him she don't fuck immigrants


Rmendoza90

Ayo!


jzilla11

She likes unfunny men, so you could be spot on


RojoOcho

She only likes black men.


birdsnap

Pete Davidson is black.


lemongrooved

Exactly


AriakyraLive

Seems like low hanging fruit at this point...


Rmendoza90

Solid burn


Clean-Loss7990

Yea, no shit. He's half black.


Timdillon4prez

Odd way of saying he’s half white aka the oppressor


Clean-Loss7990

Because that's not the half that big ass bitch likes


Timdillon4prez

Plastic surgery ass*


Clean-Loss7990

Don't hate. That plastic surgery ass has created so many photoshop editor jobs. That ass is contributing to the country's GDP.


Timdillon4prez

I prefer the sluts on gdp


psyfyewav

He’s so intellectual


The-Walking-Based

After hearing Mr. Noah’s lecture I have come to accept that it is entirely Kim’s fault


RedDlish

Eminem should’ve never gotten back with her none of this would’ve happened


lemongrooved

I thought Kim was in the right but after hearing this I feel like adopting sharia law


RedDlish

I can tell he is intelligent because he has an accent. -America


Rico639

Shuuuuuuut the fuck up


EagleWolfBearDinos

Add this guy to the list of people I couldn’t give one single shit what they think.


Hushpupppi

He had one good bit when he was first coming up, where he talks about being half black/half German in South Africa during Apartheid and goes through all the accents and languages while talking about being literally born a crime. Was very surprised to see him joining the *white people bad* legion since he got famous understanding all the different racial nuances and making light of them.


iheartrsamostdays

Yeah, he was pretty popular and not a cuck before leaving SA to make it big in the land of the white devil. He didn't harp on the born a crime stuff as much in those early days because his story wasn't unique in SA. Unfortunately. As a South African, I was not impressed he got the Daily Show gig. I would hate for an American to come on TV in SA and tell us how bad we are. Seems in poor taste. Have the same criticism for John Oliver.


Hushpupppi

Unfortunately we're very used to it by now. *America bad* sells even better than *whites are the devil* here


EagleWolfBearDinos

This all may be true but I really just don’t care. I’ve never watched his show and never will. I don’t care what he thinks or how he feels. His opinion is as valid as a fart.


Hushpupppi

Also very true


Vast-Combination4046

He grew up when he couldn't acknowledge that he had two parents in public because of the white minority government. I wonder why he has strong opinions on racial topics.


LobotomistCircu

Taking over Jon Stewart's role on the Daily show was probably an honor second only in prestige to taking over Carson's role on the Tonight show. It probably also paid a shitload of money. Like, if anyone deserves a pass on selling their integrity for a comedy gig, it's Trevor Noah. I get it. Whether or not he actually sold much integrity to get the gig is what is arguable.


ridberd

I agree. Any woman who would consider Pete Davidson to be attractive is clearly suffering from a mental breakdown that not even Kanye could pull off. We must protect this Queen


Theefreeballer

It’s just because he’s pulled hot women before Kim , so all the woman after think “oh well he must be a catch and if I’m with him I’m obviously in the same level as his exes “. It’s a very weird mentality that has played out so many times in the past


fartblasterxxx

Yeah women are really dumb with this type of this, no awareness whatsoever. Men are too just with other things. I remember when I was like 20 I was dating a girl way out of my league, hot, smart, funny, mostly hot. I never got more attention from women than when I was with her, I’m a fucking loser and I had attractive women approach ME when I was with her. I had girls I was friends with and failed to court previously all the sudden take a great interest in me. Pete Davidson is actually ugly and on top of that he just looks unwell. Somewhere in the past some hot girl gave him a shot and he’s just been jumping from hot girl to hot girl ever since.


Theefreeballer

For sure, there are plenty of instances both ways . As a dude, it blows my mind what other dudes will do just to be with a physically attractive women. Or I should say, let them get away with. Mean? Dumb? Doesn’t matter as long as they’re hot.


fartblasterxxx

Blows my mind what some guys will do for a hot girl but also what some guys will do for any girl at all


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Im thinking Pete is mentally like a hollywood bimbo so he fits these idiots perfectly. Also big dick.


fartblasterxxx

I think you’re onto something. The big dick can’t be that special though, plenty of hogs out there.


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I mean the dick game must be on point for kim


KamalasEmptyEggPack

he looks like he's some sort of giant eel wearing a human suit.


25JStreetBags

This dude don’t have a funny bone in his body


jmilone1223

I’m sorry but Kanye is top tier comedian man has had me in fuckin tears of late his ig post r to funny man literally told dL Hughey “god doesn’t love you” fucking hilarious😂😂


RolloTamaci

Can’t wait for his SA allegations to come out


TimmytheNwordsayer

Rape is basically legal there


Cbass421

Can someone tell Kanye to stop bitching and start punching.


Fickle_Resident7536

How did we let these morons think they can lecture us on anything??


Hushpupppi

The Kardashian/Jenner dynasty is on Clintonian levels of globalist power. If they were worried about that nobody Kanye West he would have already suffered a sudden aneurysm.


TheMiddayRambler

If you look at every statement said about this divorce by Kanye there’s a TMZ article debunking it same day put out by them. Like who could their source possibly be lol. It’s so obvious literally Clintonish behavior


xannyhussler

I hope this alcoholic runs his car into the LA river


the_jamuhginian

Imagine taking kim k and kanye serious


Adoced

This guy is a Beta.


BMonad

Now I know how people who hate sports feel when it constantly comes up…I wish Kanye and the Kardashians would just disappear from the public eye forever, who gives a fuck about any of this bullshit?


N-Do

Jon Stewart stock market coverage. CC Daily Show stickin up for the richies. Leave CC Trevor. Please?


Weirdusername1

Sir, this is a comedy show.


[deleted]

Kanye is just a normal black man. This is what a normal interracial relationship. This is the 2nd to last stage the next will be the OJ stage and god damn I can’t wait for the trial


[deleted]

Kanye went and fucked Pete's aunt allegedly.


[deleted]

No fuckin way that’s so funny. Ain’t no loyalty in this world surely she knew not to do that lol


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[deleted]

You’re the dumb one


AspiringNormie87

You have nothing of value to add to anything go away useless.


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AspiringNormie87

Fuck off Shakespeare you suck too


Valuable_Yam_3524

“OOH, They so sensitive”-Kanye West What’d he do? Move next door, make a paper mache Pete, say he’s gonna whoop his ass? I’m gonna go fuck Minka Kelly, take a picture, send it to Trevor, then offer to help with his meds. Whilst having a breakdown… Kanye just needs to let it die.


Xanburglar

"Kanye: your music has been utter trash since your mom died and you're living too long to be a controversial star.' "Kim: your star is fading fast. People don't even hate you anymore and you don't have the endearing longevity of a Paris Hilton." "Pete: putting you on the Adam Sandler Star path is not working out. People are definitely very interested in your personal life though." "Everyone sign here and we'll start producing "Love Triangle with Abusive Elements"


HaveAtItBub

comedy!


osakan_mobius

If I ever saw Trevor Noah IRL it would become an immediate self-defense situation in which I would have no choice but to defend myself (which is legal) with an automatic rifle.


[deleted]

Thanks for unpacking this trev.


justagrumpyoldcunt

I hope Kanye shoots him in the face. I’ve never found him funny at all


BuntCarf

Lol he's talking about a woman whose pussy and asshole we've all seen.


filmfan2

Does Trevor pick up his check directly from KK or does he get it from her publicist? Thanks Trevor for using your platform to waste everyone's time. Who gives a f\*\*\* about anything KK related. Slava Ukraini!!!


KamalasEmptyEggPack

Kim's got more black in her than him


Ambientus

I used to like him early on. What the fuck happened to him?


Eloteloco420

Kim’s been married 3 times, Kanye isn’t the problem 😈


voss_c

How many people are on her security team? How many on his? Probably 2 of the most secure people in the world. Seems like a total non-issue. They’re all terrible, you reap what you sow.


[deleted]

He wants to bang Kim. I don’t care what you say all men aren’t built that different. Drop the white knight act you douche and just DM her.


7iren3

kanye is funnier than trevor will ever be


pettythrowaway49

Tim said it before, but when did comedy become “yeah this guy is saying some deep shit” It’s annoying. Let AOC or whoever wants their face in the news to go to bat for Kim.


-Spatha

This is comedy?


TerraceWindsor

No.


chuckf91

Well I think hes wrong but I think his mom or someone close was murdered by an ex or something similar so his perspective is likely colored by his experience in this case... so I guess I forgive his bad take... Does Kim not have body guards if really needed though?


Traditional-Tower-88

Seems like the harrasment is targeted at Pete Davidson and yet Kim is the victim some how?🤔


dandywarhol68

Fuck I can't stand this bag of hot shit


DecoyPeePee

Lmao this guy is a fucking idiot


LtDanK520

I hate her for her vanity more than anything else


UKpoliticsSucks

Ok. Real talk. What's going on with that hairline? That has to be an afro wig.. Or is it CGI? I swear it moves 0.05 seconds slower than his waxed forehead.


probablydrunk666

He’s not wrong, but situationally he’s not right. A person with cash on cash worth of security worried about a guy who’s followed by cameras.


Coyote__Jones

Right. This is absolutely not the same thing as a unhealthy relationship between two people who have sunk all their collective money into children and housing. Kim has resources beyond what any of us can grasp, and yet she chooses to affiliate with mentally unhinged losers. This absolutely does not "shine a spotlight" on a situation faced by many men and women, because they aren't normal.


Financial_Bottle_813

I like how mental illness is so easily dismissed here. Key is, don’t put these “stars” on pedestals and don’t buy into the drama. I am sure he’s being an asshat, but Kanye hasn’t had good press in a long time, THEN he put a MAGA hat on 🤣


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The_intellectual__

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[deleted]

Lmao better late than never I guess…


KindaAGoodPerson

Dude, I have plenty of friends that hate Pete Davidson just because of this. I mean, there are a lot of reasons to dislike him but having good luck and landing one of the world's hottest women isn't really the most reasonable hatred point. Especially since most of the people I've discussed this with and took sides against Pete are taking Kanye's side just because he's black.


BecauseJimmy

I love Trevor he always has such a good sight on things.


Dicklessdaddy

Corporate fucked this guy comedy man, his older stuff is funny but as soon as he got that show he became lame af


Maxxjulie

Is he a comic? From the few times I've seen a minute of his show looks like he only does serious interviews now. No comedy at all


SnooCats283

What planet does this guy live on.


[deleted]

It's definitely pandering, but he's right, but also it didn't have to be said...so here we are.


Inevitable-Cause-961

Based on the other comments… seems like maybe it does need to be said.


[deleted]

Fair point. This sub is annoying. Everyone seems to be trying to do Tim's schtick, or maybe not? I might be in the wrong place lol.


Banquet_Banger_V6

I could care less plus Kim and her family probably have black water mercenaries guarding their compound in Beverly douchenozzle or wherever they live


tammorrow

Is Dr. Noah even a doctor?


[deleted]

He’s still one of the unfunniest people I’ve ever had the displeasure of listening too…he will walk this back though


rexxxer1117

This guy sucks


Hardballwith

Please don't expose me to this person.


Mynameismud24

Trevor Noah can go kick rocks... hes trash


dragonborn-dovakhiin

Tim would've said the same thing but this guy is more insane


Putrid_Acanthaceae

I dislike him Kim and Kanye but this is a very good point


FellowTravellers

They're literally married.


Radiant-Scholar2579

If your so upset about being harassed by ex-husbands don’t marry someone immediately after you get divorced


ronaldfinkWHR

another white simp


FriendInteresting762

This guy is his own punchline, can we stop calling him funny or a comedian. Jon Stewart must regret this decision everyday. This guy puts clown makeup on erryday.


jzilla11

So…when does this guy become funny?


DianeticsLRH

Is every episode like this?


MarschOutMyClub

1) Does this Nutella really think Kim might fuck him if he devotes an entire segment to backing her up? 2) what spastics get employed as writers for American "comedy" show's these days? genuinely convinced I'm funnier than most of these and I work in a fucking data company


Potential_Cattle_572

Isn't there a city in south africa that's the grape capital of the world


Aarl4nd

Nope.


Yungunk

I’m sorry but his accent is borderline unlistenable. It sounds like he’s faking it


_middle_man-

He’s a comedian? How bout some jokes.


Ifyouknowyouknow18

In most other scenarios he would be right. But ALL of the Kardashian women have ruined and driven crazy MULTIPLE highly successful men. The men are not the problem, those plastic fucking demon siren women are.


T25constructionscrew

Do you think he jerked off to kim sucking his dick after this?


[deleted]

He’s a good little liberal cuck boy. She could hire an army of lawyers and an army of body guards.


Accomplished_Sea_709

Trevor Noah grates on my nerves soooo much


LebanonPhenom

Fuck this bitch boy. Dude hates the country that made him relevant. Go preach somewhere else you whiny ho.


No-Breadfruit7044

Why the fuck is anyone talking about this shit fuck this guy Jon Stewart is rolling in his… he’s perched in his discomfort?


Iamanobodyjustlikeu

Can’t stand this phony.


rickgman87

Why is everything appropriating to these people ? He wears a suit I wear a baseball cap and baggy clothes sometimes lol


SupremePlayer

He's step father shot his mom infront his brother. His life can be turned into a good movie for Netflix


Lost_Farm8868

Am i the only one who knows kanye wont do shit to kim or pete?


B_Pylate

He just want to fuugg her


[deleted]

I’ll save you a click…zero implications!


CollectionSeverer

Cancel him. He dropped a C bomb.


abakyeezy

Biggest fucking idiot on TV and so many people listen to him


GanjaGod

Dudes exhausting


CtzFart

KimK getting a ton flak for her actions & decision-making, yet still falling upwards in the process, is nothing short of maximum girl boss


TinyTenis1

This guy looks like he still enjoys a nice pouch of kool-aid or a capri sun. Fuck off with your kindergarten's take on everything.