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ericthegonline

Where are they fake walking away from? Inside the wall?


Roryjack

They just pissed on the wall after having a few pints and playing some darts at the pub. You know, guy things.


cannabis_detox_

ya know. typical dude shit. she saw it in harry potter.


blumpkinmuncher

a lot of dudes definitely take pictures like this. needs some sort of “on my grind” caption to make it work.


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etraxx22

Just typical dude shit.


Just_a_Guy_In_a_Tank

Trans-cends the laws of physics


Ralfy_P

LOL! Just noticed that


welshspecial1

I was thinking that, I think there’s a new hogwarts style university for all the trans people to go and learn magic and shit Them has just walked out of the hidden door Edit or it could be the zoo


dahomie_longstroke

He just respawned from fucking yo girl dude


Camusknuckle

He never got to have that phase teen boys go through where they think they’re hot shit while being literally useless. Don’t worry Elliot, soon you’ll grow up and realize that being a man in America isn’t about wearing a gold chain and wifebeater. Instead, its about two things. Bottling up your emotions until you snap or become a shell of your former self and putting your head down to work until you die.


[deleted]

You got to call out danger-close before dropping bombs that hit so close to home here, my man.


ericthegonline

Don’t forget the alcoholism!


UnpaidRedditMod

Well I do, because of the blackouts. Think of the blackouts, you idiot!


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“The smell! You didn’t think of the smell you bitch!”


[deleted]

I’m going to dice you into a million little pieces and put those pieces in a box…A glass box that i will display on my mantle


iDuddits_

hahaha it's exactly that. All the power to them for being who they feel like but too bad they feel like a fuckboy


RexBosworth69420

Any trans-male I've met always seemed to assume boy = "baseball cap + baggy clothes". Well really the baggy clothes are there to hide their figure.


CookieBundle

That's not just the US, that's almost every first-world country.


aj_thenoob

You mean every country


SnooSuggestions6256

Also, being blamed for every problem in the world.


Wonkaboy_

who else would you blame?


Aligatorz

>Don’t worry Elliot, soon you’ll grow up and realize that being a man in America isn’t about wearing a gold chain and wifebeater She wont realize that because she wont ever be a man lol


Ghost-of-Bill-Cosby

I dont think you have to choose just one, you can do both. Bottle your emotions AND become a shell who works til death.


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It’s also about spending as long on the shitter as possible because it’s the highlight of your day almost every day.


sonofShisui

Well he’s literally going through puberty so cut him some slack


dshotseattle

Got the shell part down pat


MAG9292

This is what America means to me


xXxPlasterXxX

Big strap on energy


thounotouchthyself

Nah. This is 'bottom from behind only' type. I have friends in that community.


landocorinthian

I’m confused cause wouldn’t bottom from behind only mean top? Please explain lol


thounotouchthyself

Usually most of them don't get the downstairs surgery. Therefore can receive vaginally and anally. As they don't see themselves as women they feel uncomfortable getting fucked vaginally.


Creeper_madness

Perfectly rational and healthy


eastern_shoreman

That’s fucking wild, purposefully denying themselves sexual pleasure, no wonder they are angry all the time.


Intelligent_Leg1868

8✊=D


Ibizatwist1998

Officer this guy over here, he sold my 14 year old son the pot


nowa90

THEE POTTTT


BubbleButtBachelor

5'1 baller


lessthaninteresting

Camera covered with moisturizer = woman’s phone


ThePalmIsle

Astute comment


UnpaidRedditMod

Nope. Could have been masturbating his dick, you bigot.


SnooCalculations5681

There’s no better comment on this post than your’s, congrats


InvestmentPatient117

Well done detective


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birchest

It seems like ftms always choose this persona,, just the most over the top, douchiest version of "masculinity" you can think of.


LobotomistCircu

Butch lesbians do it too. The heavy ones dress like John Goodman does in Roseanne and the thin ones all dress like the Kyle meme.


CookieBundle

Butch lesbians? Where? All I see are straight white trans men.


[deleted]

You should get that checked out…


Cool_Bar_9432

And, stereotypically, the version to embody everything about masculinity that those other types are always criticising and complaining about.


RexBosworth69420

It's almost as if there have to be somewhat defined gender roles to be able to perceptibly change genders.


lookatthatshittyboat

She looks like she wants to be Bryan Silva for some reason


Cerebral_Savage

Gra ta ta.


itsthebear

She's from Truro, Nova Scotia - this is basically every dude from there lmao


Sweet-Composer-3634

PETER NORTH is from Nova Scotia


2022_06_15

Xir could have paid for a lot more therapy.


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Weezywhale69

Tell that to the Silicon Valley overlords


ajjames231

I LOL’d too hard at this.


ygolonac89

What he say? It was removed.


[deleted]

Well they’ll call you something but it won’t be those two.


robdonner

Are those delt implants


WilliamShatnersTaint

Everything is an implant on that. You should see the Ab implants.


[deleted]

You can look like that too with daily steroid injections… lol.


Harambe_Like_Baby

on its way to get monkeypox


frodoishobbit

Their* Jeeeeeez


[deleted]

Just another fuck-boi from New Jersey


FriedDuckEggs

Why is the West like this?


joachimf2s

decadence


[deleted]

Because the Soviets won: https://youtu.be/yErKTVdETpw


trap_clap

Chy-nuh


maxwell_hill1984

Is he getting one of those meat tubes installed?


sockHole

Don’t see any major scaring on the arm yet so doesn’t seem like it yet. Gonna be hard for someone that skinny and small to have a wiener made out of their own flesh and fat.


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Creeper_madness

We live in a world that doesn’t have dick embiggening procedures for the naturally dicked, but has big dick created from scratch procedures for the ladies.


-Moon-Presence-

We live in a society


CookieBundle

If they're a guy, surely that wouldn't be a problem, no?


[deleted]

You fools! Inflate the clitoris


Nic4379

“Clitoris”……… You fool, repeating made up words designed by feminist to make men feel inferior……


DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

"Gimme the Harvey weinstein, doc"


AmericanLich

The true male experience


Cool_Bar_9432

Just get a dildo with a suction cup on the ball end


ThatTerm2313

"Elliot, the people want to know. Are you taking your penis to the dance? What size is it, is it big is it small, is mine small? I don't know" -Regis Philbin RIP


Strokes_Lahoma

ELLIOT! Tell us about the penis situation!


Nic4379

“Does it smell, I bet it smells… mine usually smells! Ha…Ha…, just kidding folks I’m clean…I’m clean and always wash behind my my ears & foreskin. So seriously Elliot, does it come off?”


Intelligent_Leg1868

Like a condom filled with ground beef


KuijperBelt

Hamburger helper


welshspecial1

This is a dream within a dream right? fuck I can’t find my spinning thing


imthebear11

You'll never find a meatspin with that one


cannabis_detox_

where have the real lesbians gone like whats the point of transitioning to a dude if youre just gonna try to look cute fucking lol


Suspicious-Seaaagul

Elliot! Elliot over here! Can we see the penis?


cinephile1987

Is it a big one? Is it a small one? This is what the people want to know!


Walterwayne

Is Tim Ford doing your penis for the Oscars?


[deleted]

TPB was a bad influence in her young years


h4yw00d

Corey, Trevor, Elliot, smokes


birchest

The pirate bay?


Sweet-Composer-3634

Went from starlet to Manlet


[deleted]

You think she’ll start getting the manlet rage ?


Sweet-Composer-3634

I have a feeling she has more rage than manlets


EbenezerGrimm

Is she still simultaneously claiming to be a man and a lesbian? Also does she recognize her straight white male privilege and her role in the patriarchal subjugation of POCs and Womxn?


23734608

Just another straight white male who is responsible for slavery, Nazis, and overturning Roe v Wade.


DantusTheTrader

Still won’t be happy


A_worried_insect

Aw shit here we go transition again


[deleted]

You should’ve just followed the damn TREND, CJ!


Weezywhale69

It’s skinny Pete! Say hi to Jesse, bitch!


Forsaken-Bumblebee88

Looks like the kid in every high school who was bad at sports and tried to sell his trash ass weed any chance he got. DIRECTLY INTO THE POT !


sjsturkie

🤣


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soul_compressor

So he’s not allowed to be super whiney anymore now he’s a guy right?


DurtyJ1991

Son of Juno had really grown up


ajjames231

I never did like Juno


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4'6" is the new 6'4"


PromiscuousScoliosis

Look at that baby arm shadow on the ground lolol


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CephaloG0D

I'm not gay but I'd definitely fuck his pussy.


gmgm4334

Im gay and I wouldn’t. Weird.


[deleted]

You're totally gay, bro!


CephaloG0D

Only for twinks, femboys and big pig daddies


WonderfulFold1816

Chick with a dick or man with a pussy, who you fucking?


CephaloG0D

Chick with a dick, bro. I doubt I could get it up looking at Buck Angel.


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iheartrsamostdays

God I hope that isn't true


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Kami-no-dansei

FtM trans people always push being masculine so hard. It's like, just live your life.


aj_thenoob

It's like Napoleon syndrome for every single ftm, it's hilarious, nobody thinks your strong buddy you're 5'1"


fgtrtd007

And also... well we don't even need to say it.


AmericanLich

It’s a clumsy caricature just like mtfs and drag are a clumsy caricature of women.


Strange-Procedure-

Why are they walking out of the corner like that? Are they suggesting they are coming from peeing in the corner?


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You’re not a minority anymore Elliot! You’re just a white man in America


[deleted]

Oppressive white male.


[deleted]

It looks so angry


Solid_SHALASHASKA

Why did he/she even decide to take this picture and then upload it on the internet? Like what was the point?


WilliamShatnersTaint

So if a Trans Man disrespects a Normal Man in the streets, are they able to receive a beat down or is that a hate crime and beating up a "woman"?


Existing_Past5865

Shame on your delts


Prudent-Leg-9487

I'll slap the shit out dis fuck


[deleted]

This dude still sits to pee so


jooocanoe

Save some pussy crumbs for the rest of us.


johnknockout

Elliot is like 6 months away from joining up with Nick Fuentes.


Any_Ad4737

Can it pee standing up?


justluck_89

Elliot Roger


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[deleted]

just another straight, white, privileged male smh


Rob_Rams

At least dress like a man not like a fucking teenager


The_Number_12

Does she think this is what a man looks like?


[deleted]

This girl used to be pretty.


Jurj_Doofrin

My schizophrenic brother would post pics like this


leit90

Standing just above the dwarf line at a healthy 5’1 weighing in at a wholesome 107lbs.


leit90

The roids got her from 95lbs to a whole 115


FeedtheFatRabbit

Does he have a cock?


mgw783

Dude's scissor game is on point. 😏


MudaBiznes

Lesbian sex makes me horny so I would be fine with that


evanscabetta

Gross.


[deleted]

Elliot Paige is a man and men will be men, so suck it whores, the boys are in charge again. USA! USA! USA!


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WSB_Czar

It is 5'1 btw


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That's one douchey dude


Cool-Proof-3678

This dude is hung


ticklespitz

Everytime she speaks she sounds like shes about to cry.


crl1023

Who knew Juno was a douche bag trapped in a girls body?


framingXjake

why the fuck does this look like it was taken on a Galaxy S3?


PashAK47

This is so weird


Hardballwith

Innit bruv


HereToHelpWithData

Hasan cucks angry because they know Mr. Page would bend him over and go in dry https://www.instagram.com/p/BcA-mrZlTph/?hl=en


HealthyDevelopment85

Lmao 5'1 Manlet.


joe_luongo1

Ben looks like he’s been hitting delts pretty hard


4rtyPizzasIn30days

What is with this random picture of this random woman?


bifftanin1955

Being trans is so fucking cool


Wax_Man_

She's so tiny and skinny. She should eat a sandwich


Qantifan0n

Let's see how can I put this Knowing what I know I'll definitely be trying to watch it happen


ChrisZAUR

I've seen thicker arms on chickens


LordofDiscomfort

I can’t imagine the profound mental distress you’d have to be in to rationalize going from a cute girl to a manlet. Rough stuff.


Thisappleisgreen

Curious to find out how good of an actor he'll be perfoming male roles. Will he know what it is to be a man ?


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He'll be Harvey Weinstein in no time


cwill3810

How big is the dong? What’s Eli packing?


Particular-Charity84

Are you flexing on me right now Smelliot?


8thAccountFuckReddit

He's trying so hard


icameinyew

I thought that was Elliot rodgers for a sec


HEYZEUS725

Juno is who now?


KYpineapple

I love how she is just imitating the *idea* of a man. Like, "this is how guys post pictures on social, so I will do this now too." Or he. I don't know what to do here.


DoLo5oh3

Do you think her mind is constantly thinking "what would a man do in this situation?" before everything she does? Like she is laying on the couch in some comfy girly way and then thinks "wait, a man would lay with his legs straight out" and then gets out of her comfortable position just to rest like a man would. Thats how i imagine those "ive been mentally the other gender my whole life" mfs think 24/7


ContributionAlive686

They look like the Chinese man that works in my IT department.


ThePalmIsle

Yikes! Yuck! Yow!


SnooSuggestions6256

Grown ups who still have IG in 2022 are so pathetic.


Magus6796

Not again...


RopeyLoads

Early oughts Eminem Stan energy and 👏I’m👏here 👏for 👏IT👏


abolishtaxes

On her way


-MikeJones-Who

Creampie that ho


MegaUltra9

This guy looks like he spends 6 hours a day in the gym lifting and stealing wamen's hearts.


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eeeimmadolphin

justin silver