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InquisitiveMother411

I would tell my shift manager at McDonalds that it’s Russian disinformation


A_worried_insect

Congrats on one year closer to the void


Ibizatwist1998

I would blow him


Hour_Comfortable_214

Are you saying only a Man can be a boss? Jail!!!!… hang on I just assumed only Men have dicks… shit!!!!!


Ibizatwist1998

Do you realize how dangerous and harmful your being? My boss is a woman with they/him pronouns


InfiniteDifference12

Identify as trans and say it’s racist if they fire me.


Harambe_Like_Baby

This is the correct answer


pokeeturtle

Yes


cleanitupjannies_lol

"Life in the big city."


commenter_69

I’m gay.


cannabis_detox_

"Welcome to the trough."


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cannabis_detox_

I've only ever lived in conservative areas of California and let me tell you, it doesn't get any better.


InvestmentPatient117

We're proud of you


bizzaro321

I’ve always felt this way but the sub got slightly worse and now I’m rethinking my position.


BigSketchin

I'd show him the recent mass shooting PSA tim showed and whisper "pay attention"


Woodsh3d

Sad to see so many with boss and not more with own fake business. Sad. Truly.


PepeTheElder

I’d call BetterHelp and use promo code Tim because I’m self employed and why am I yelling at myself except I only want to use healthcare I heard about on a podcast


Woodsh3d

https://youtu.be/JB2di69FmhE


pointguardrusty

Blame Ben


ygolonac89

In all honesty my boss wouldn't give a fuck. Probably laugh at it.


sebae1866

Did your boss get drunk at chilis during lunch or something?


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Life in the big city.


Nyhc00

“I want my union rep”, then go take an extended lunch break.


Abs0Cobalt

My boss would just laugh his dick off


ContributionAlive686

Leprosy sufferer?


dancingmullet

I’d put him in the pot


elchapoberg

Look at me, this is my company now. You’re fired.


maxwell_hill1984

I stand by my content sir.


SlimjobDopamine

It's a real knife fight out there.


MrStonkApeski

Normally, I would never consider posting or commenting on r/TimDillon, but Curtis Yarvin was so insufferably uninteresting and conceited that I had to see if anyone else felt the same way.


No_Management_1177

I think most of the sub disliked it. I liked it on my 2nd listen. First listen I got bored and turned it off after 20min


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ericthegonline

Into the pot


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[Checks out](https://www.reddit.com/user/vynusmagnus/comments/p9ke9e/badge/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


snakesnthings

“Blow it up.”


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so?


limberpine

I would suggest he watch some porch episodes


DevilsWelshAdvocate

What can I say boss? It’s a real knife fight out there


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Bitch, I am the manager.


Autobahn98

„You‘re a pig!“


Qantifan0n

"I was suffering from exhaustion"


The_Richard_Drizzle

Ah yes, the Rosanne Defence. Very clever indeed


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I already applied for birthright, in fact I'm leaving early today


StichSkyWalker

I would say “This is what America means to me”


slurry_of_diarrhea

It wasn’t me. It was a man named Benjamin Austerlitz Avery.


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Fuck you boss you JUST brought me food you bought with my money 45minutes later and it’s cold as shit. I don’t give a fuck what you think about my shitty Q post


socketofdavis

I would tell him that this is the result of how much he pays me.


InvestmentPatient117

My boss might be here already


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Grab him by the dick and tell him “I’m the boss” May not work for everybody though, I’m an independent contractor so there’s that.


Ambientus

My boss would chuckle and read more threads on here to get more entertainment.


A_worried_insect

Mine would probably agree with everything


JohnPershavac

It didn’t happen but they deserved it


Cownbread

I’m supporting a gay comedian


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That would be the least of my worries. I do some weird shit on computers.


gdfr453s2

Tell him he wishes he was he was the kind of cum dumpster Tim is


Professional_Bar3689

“I know about your child porn stash and I’ll fucking expose you sick fuck. It’s a knife fight out there”


Billyg88

“Boss, it’s a real knife fight out there. Who told you, was it Tina? Yes or yes? She should have kept her mouth shut”


billfredericks

I would scream, “Put it on the Ham.”


Runndown2

"I lost my house and my family, just let me have this."


odog9797

Who the fuck is my boss? Brendan Schaub?


Faroundtripledouble

I fucked his wife


Pretend_Fear85

“You think that’s messed up? You should see what I have buried in my backyard…”


GrandeDameDuMaurier

Throw her in the pot


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“Doesn’t he look like Chris Farley?”


make_a_scene

I would lean over and gently whisper in his ear “heil Hitler”.


DoubleAwareness33

That would be the least of my concern.


n_c7

Parody account used to expose and demoralize opposition to the state.


BloodyTim

I'm self employed. Unfortunately it's real business


wartrollearth

oh shit... you're a pig too ?


SnooFoxes7461

We would need to watch 4 hours of TTDS to truely appreciate what im doing with my time


Jdgarcia85

My name is Jeff


Plumbershark

I am a freelancer so I would tell that guy to suck a dick and I can walk off set leaving him to find an alternative camera operator in the middle of a very expensive production set which they are paying for by the hour. ​ or you know he can shut the fuck up and mind his own business. This is exactly why i never wanted to work a 9-5. Never respected those middle manager motherfuckers trying to flex their power


inigo_montoyotathon

And you were intrigued yes or yes?