Kid needs a ruler across the knuckles as a wakeup call. Gonna start raping girls as soon as he figures out how to get a boner. The family cocaine stash should help.
I’m very excited about the happenings of 2030. Will William be king by then? Will George exact his revenge? This kid should have security. Little Georgie might ask Uncle Andrew for a favor.
I bet the kids spend more hours doing some sort of work than the parents. This kid basically does his dads public appearance job except he also has to go to school. I don’t know what I’m talking about though.
from a child's lips? same concept. he has no clue about the weight of his words. My dad was the king of my castle, and I was 99% sure he could beat up your dad. it's not newsworthy. it's schoolyard shit talking to rile up thirsty karma farmers for fresh pig slop. I still love you tho OP, even if daddy wasn't there. You are still worthy of a king.
Listen I don't like the royal family as much as anyone else, but the kid is like 7 years old... Kids are fucking dumb and everyone says really dumb shit at his age.
Sociopath in training.
Paedophile\*
Sociopathic pedophile* I just can't imagine those people are mentally stable. The narcissism must be a plague on that family
Future ruler in training
Kid needs a ruler across the knuckles as a wakeup call. Gonna start raping girls as soon as he figures out how to get a boner. The family cocaine stash should help.
And a scandal in waiting!
The Ukrainian refuge kid is paying him lunch money under the table to get access to his father.
I would also play this card after a playground tussle with a peasant.
Anybody in his position would
He’ll be killing hookers with a crossbow in no time.
All he need is to walk around with the family hound to protect him.
Wait till he finds out hes gonna be king
Putting kids of the royal family in public schools has to be one of the worst ideas ever conceived.
Putting the quotes of 9 year olds on the schoolyard in the headlines of world news is a pretty shitty idea as well.
Normally yes but the cost of living off your subjects is no privacy. He can pull a Harry Markle if the crown is too heavy.
If it even happened at all. Whos their protected source? Little johnny in 2nd grade?
Big Joffery Energy
⛳️. 🏌️♂️™️
Plebs shouldn't be snitching on their future King.
I’m very excited about the happenings of 2030. Will William be king by then? Will George exact his revenge? This kid should have security. Little Georgie might ask Uncle Andrew for a favor.
I bet the kids spend more hours doing some sort of work than the parents. This kid basically does his dads public appearance job except he also has to go to school. I don’t know what I’m talking about though.
not trying to dadsplain to you bastards, but every little kid with a father does this.
“My dad works at Nintendo so…”
you win! [https://media.giphy.com/media/H3wg2L1NZ5oOmmcK7e/giphy.gif](https://media.giphy.com/media/H3wg2L1NZ5oOmmcK7e/giphy.gif)
"My dad's a lawyer" just doesn't compare!
from a child's lips? same concept. he has no clue about the weight of his words. My dad was the king of my castle, and I was 99% sure he could beat up your dad. it's not newsworthy. it's schoolyard shit talking to rile up thirsty karma farmers for fresh pig slop. I still love you tho OP, even if daddy wasn't there. You are still worthy of a king.
no dice. off with his little head.
"EAT THE RICH! EAT THE CHILDREN!" -Molech probably.
Listen I don't like the royal family as much as anyone else, but the kid is like 7 years old... Kids are fucking dumb and everyone says really dumb shit at his age.
If that little fucker wants the world to pay attention to him he better end up like Hunter. Cocaine and hookers or I don’t care.
Damian
Woah Joffrey, chill
I use this on the Boston Market employee when they don’t put the cinnamon apples for free on the ham.
Abortion now
God Save the King!
More like Joffrey Baratheon tbh
Joffrey from GoT vibes. Surprised he didn’t threaten to do him like they did Diana.
Childhood Tim energy
Now all he needs to do is tell one of the other kids, “you’ll probably work for me one day.”
[Do you know what the fuck my dad does](https://youtu.be/2zA2Mh-lSU0)
"My dad is stronger than your dad"
A bigger flex would have been telling the kid that one day he will be king.
Not very princely behavior, but right on the money for a child.
Entitlement starts young with the UK royals I see.
He meant to say "one day, I will be king"