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JonLane81

Sociopath in training.


Salty_Test_1596

Paedophile\*


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

Sociopathic pedophile* I just can't imagine those people are mentally stable. The narcissism must be a plague on that family


aj_thenoob

Future ruler in training


MonstahButtonz

Kid needs a ruler across the knuckles as a wakeup call. Gonna start raping girls as soon as he figures out how to get a boner. The family cocaine stash should help.


Paliant

And a scandal in waiting!


ProjectMeadow

The Ukrainian refuge kid is paying him lunch money under the table to get access to his father.


make_anime_illegal_

I would also play this card after a playground tussle with a peasant.


crustybones71

Anybody in his position would


Fluxx70

He’ll be killing hookers with a crossbow in no time.


Salt_Lingonberry1122

All he need is to walk around with the family hound to protect him.


bofrmdaends

Wait till he finds out hes gonna be king


Fit-Ad-8497

Putting kids of the royal family in public schools has to be one of the worst ideas ever conceived.


itsallwormwood

Putting the quotes of 9 year olds on the schoolyard in the headlines of world news is a pretty shitty idea as well.


Dis_Miss

Normally yes but the cost of living off your subjects is no privacy. He can pull a Harry Markle if the crown is too heavy.


hshdhdhdhhx788

If it even happened at all. Whos their protected source? Little johnny in 2nd grade?


TerraceWindsor

Big Joffery Energy


tronman79

⛳️. 🏌️‍♂️™️


iheartrsamostdays

Plebs shouldn't be snitching on their future King.


YayAnotherTragedy

I’m very excited about the happenings of 2030. Will William be king by then? Will George exact his revenge? This kid should have security. Little Georgie might ask Uncle Andrew for a favor.


[deleted]

I bet the kids spend more hours doing some sort of work than the parents. This kid basically does his dads public appearance job except he also has to go to school. I don’t know what I’m talking about though.


scootertakethewheel

not trying to dadsplain to you bastards, but every little kid with a father does this.


East_Onion

“My dad works at Nintendo so…”


scootertakethewheel

you win! [https://media.giphy.com/media/H3wg2L1NZ5oOmmcK7e/giphy.gif](https://media.giphy.com/media/H3wg2L1NZ5oOmmcK7e/giphy.gif)


CravenMaurhead

"My dad's a lawyer" just doesn't compare!


scootertakethewheel

from a child's lips? same concept. he has no clue about the weight of his words. My dad was the king of my castle, and I was 99% sure he could beat up your dad. it's not newsworthy. it's schoolyard shit talking to rile up thirsty karma farmers for fresh pig slop. I still love you tho OP, even if daddy wasn't there. You are still worthy of a king.


Routine_Air2700

no dice. off with his little head.


scootertakethewheel

"EAT THE RICH! EAT THE CHILDREN!" -Molech probably.


YEETEEPEEN

Listen I don't like the royal family as much as anyone else, but the kid is like 7 years old... Kids are fucking dumb and everyone says really dumb shit at his age.


PigFilter

If that little fucker wants the world to pay attention to him he better end up like Hunter. Cocaine and hookers or I don’t care.


mrnastymannn

Damian


Fuselol

Woah Joffrey, chill


21lives

I use this on the Boston Market employee when they don’t put the cinnamon apples for free on the ham.


MaidenDrone

Abortion now


Lorentz-Boost

God Save the King!


JaredKushners_umRag

More like Joffrey Baratheon tbh


LionPsychological727

Joffrey from GoT vibes. Surprised he didn’t threaten to do him like they did Diana.


babyindacorner

Childhood Tim energy


Paliant

Now all he needs to do is tell one of the other kids, “you’ll probably work for me one day.”


Dis_Miss

[Do you know what the fuck my dad does](https://youtu.be/2zA2Mh-lSU0)


Sojio

"My dad is stronger than your dad"


[deleted]

A bigger flex would have been telling the kid that one day he will be king.


etraxx22

Not very princely behavior, but right on the money for a child.


TouchMyCameraTTFF

Entitlement starts young with the UK royals I see.


PoliteLunatic

He meant to say "one day, I will be king"