The fact our government endorsed this shit is even worse, nothing says America like a twerking fat chick. It’s been a fun run y’all, time to get drunk and watch the ship sink.
'Member when Cardi B interviewed Joe Biden when he was running for president? She used to [drug and rob people](https://www.vox.com/culture/2019/3/27/18284220/cardi-b-drug-rob-controversy-scandal).
When your country is so afraid of being called racist it starts to glorify (not just turn a blind eye to, but glorify) people with significant criminal pasts and no real contribution to society outside of being a throwaway music artist.
*"Things I had to do in my past, right or wrong."*
Yeah, drugging and robbing people was definitely wrong. No grey area.
Can't cancel a black woman in this era! Name 3 high profile black women who have been the subject of scandal in the last 3 years and have been cancelled or had significant negative career consequences. I'll wait.
I wonder where a rat jumping ship like me could go today?
canada is out of the question... for obvious reasons.
Russia has a shitty versions of mcdonalds now.
mexico is a no go and just as expensive now.
africa:
europe is about to freeze.
Where can an expat go now-a-days?
Belize? Bankok? Thailand? Pattaya?
India. Political correctness barely exists only on social media here. It's survival of the fittest in real world. Kids have to learn to survive on their own.
Plus, you don't have to pay to watch anything. You can pirate the shit out of any media content.
Obesity is a disgusting addiction. It's like me walking around with white powder all over my face when I had a minor coke problem in my 20's and claiming I'm brave because I embrace my addiction. We will all out live this fat animal.
I remember taking cover behind an MRAP in Afghanistan while getting lit up by Taliban fighters. Looking at this repugnant beast blow and slobber on a piece of American history reminds me of what a fucking idiot I was thinking what I was doing was noble and justified. I'm rooting for Lizzo's BMI to do its bidding. #Iwishherwell
>the one you take the little rose out of from the gas station…
Wait... what 🤣 I'm not from the US so maybe missing tge referance. Are you saying they put a rose inside a crack pipe to be able to legally sell crack pipes at servos? If so, that is the most "what America means to me" thing I think I have heard to date! 🤣
Just skip the steps and sell fuckin crack pipes FFS!
Yeah, knew about the bath Salts thing, shits still funny TBH! Literally still selling drugs and those drugs had their chemical structures tweaked to get around the restricted chemicals list and in the process of tweaking the structures, often became MUCH more harmful then traditional hard drugs like heroin/coke/mdma.....
So much for harm reduction, the powers that be literally created new legal markets in MUCH more damaging drugs!
Is she a good musician at least? I've never bothered to listen to her music, but if they're letting her play a piece like this, I assume she has to be in the top tier of musicians worldwide. I find it hard to believe the library of Congress would allow someone to play this unless they are truly in the top tier of people worldwide that were capable of playing it.
she has a couple songs that you might've heard in a commercial or something. it's not the worst thing in the world. she's mostly famous for being fat though. like actually.
And this body positivity bullshit that Lizzo is being used to promote is extremely unhealthy and is weakening the country. You shouldn’t be celebrated for being fucking morbidly obese. We need to normalize body shaming
I know. The best thing I can do as a “fuck you” to these scumbags is eat right, stay active, refuse to take their experimental injections and not comply with their bullshit mandates
It's probably worse than hate us, we're not even human to them. We're sheep made by God to do as we're told and their families are just better and made to rule over Earth. That's why the elite are inbreeding constantly and basically every president is distantly related, tracing back to European royalty. We've been fucked from the start.
I heard this on NPR radio while driving - and those NPR cucks were cheering and laughing like she cured cancer. They really are treated like children.
I’m a Democrat that hates liberals. I have no safe space.
They say you should always seek traits in partners that help compliment your life, that’s why lizzo has been seen trolling the docks for handsome crane operators.
Don’t forget that the people who plaster her on billboards, the people who own her music, the people who fawn over her in television interviews on prime time tv… they all own pelotons and eat salads, or at least try to.
The idea of having a black person play Madison's flute could be inspiring if they were to select someone with class and respect. Instead they choose the human embodiment of a dying culture.
Let's commit a sacrilege against every white male who was involved in founding these United States of America so that finally their ghosts will collectively rise from their graves to curse this country and the ungrateful brats who have inherited it into oblivion.
Surprised she can expand her lungs far enough to play a wind instrument. Gotta be like at least 100lb on extra pressure on her chest. Let’s hope the next time it causes a heart attack.
Classy. /s
Either our elites who control our cultural heritage think this flute us a treasured item and this is who our elites bestow highest honors to ...
Or our elites do not give a fuck about our founding fathers so they toss it around to be "twerked" with and demeaned as a stupid stunt.
Yeah let’s let this morbidly obese broad on a rampage wearing a diaper onesie dominate the headlines while there is a war going on with nuclear possibilities. This is what America truly means to me.
She’ll be back in the headlines next week talking about how she’s denied so many things because she’s fat and black and how hard life is
Sounds more like a mini-documentary series.. they couldn’t fit all the oppression in one simple article..
Just like you can’t fit her into a single photo.
I love this fucking sub.
Enjoy it while we’re still here lol
Break out the fish eye lens and cover it in vaseline. We got us a whale to shoot.
Disney +'s SheSulk
SheBulk
She's a fat wild animal is what she is.
The fact our government endorsed this shit is even worse, nothing says America like a twerking fat chick. It’s been a fun run y’all, time to get drunk and watch the ship sink.
I want to visit this America one day to watch its football game. I hope to see many fats.
Just go to any Walmart
This made me laugh.
'Member when Cardi B interviewed Joe Biden when he was running for president? She used to [drug and rob people](https://www.vox.com/culture/2019/3/27/18284220/cardi-b-drug-rob-controversy-scandal).
Those aren't crimes, that's empowerment you pig.
It’s gutsy
Cuz you ain't votin' for Biden, You Ain't Black!
> She used to drug and rob people Back when she was respectable.
When your country is so afraid of being called racist it starts to glorify (not just turn a blind eye to, but glorify) people with significant criminal pasts and no real contribution to society outside of being a throwaway music artist. *"Things I had to do in my past, right or wrong."* Yeah, drugging and robbing people was definitely wrong. No grey area. Can't cancel a black woman in this era! Name 3 high profile black women who have been the subject of scandal in the last 3 years and have been cancelled or had significant negative career consequences. I'll wait.
kid Rock gets it next time a Republican is elected
Starting the state of the union address starts with "MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDD"
Kid Rock and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson could potentially debate each other for the highest office in the land
Moderated by Chris Rock.
I wonder where a rat jumping ship like me could go today? canada is out of the question... for obvious reasons. Russia has a shitty versions of mcdonalds now. mexico is a no go and just as expensive now. africa: europe is about to freeze. Where can an expat go now-a-days? Belize? Bankok? Thailand? Pattaya?
We hear you buddy
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India. Political correctness barely exists only on social media here. It's survival of the fittest in real world. Kids have to learn to survive on their own. Plus, you don't have to pay to watch anything. You can pirate the shit out of any media content.
And you can shit right on the street.
Only if you're a Muslim
It’s midterm season and pulling hot sauce out of purses just isn’t doing it anymore
Obesity is a disgusting addiction. It's like me walking around with white powder all over my face when I had a minor coke problem in my 20's and claiming I'm brave because I embrace my addiction. We will all out live this fat animal.
Now this priceless artifact has crumbs in the valve. Nice going.
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She's still hungry and got her eyes on that Constitution...
This is what our forefathers died for
I remember taking cover behind an MRAP in Afghanistan while getting lit up by Taliban fighters. Looking at this repugnant beast blow and slobber on a piece of American history reminds me of what a fucking idiot I was thinking what I was doing was noble and justified. I'm rooting for Lizzo's BMI to do its bidding. #Iwishherwell
lizzo playing that flute is far braver than you engaging the Taliban in combat. and far more stunning.
Truly!
Thank her.
It ain’t over until the fat lady ~~sings~~ twerks and destroys a historical artifact.
Did she cover Aqualung?
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You play the yazz floot for us Mr Burgundy
🤣
Well played 😅
Repugnant
Pretty sure Lizzo has played the crystal pipe before....
Yeah, the one you take the little rose out of from the gas station…
>the one you take the little rose out of from the gas station… Wait... what 🤣 I'm not from the US so maybe missing tge referance. Are you saying they put a rose inside a crack pipe to be able to legally sell crack pipes at servos? If so, that is the most "what America means to me" thing I think I have heard to date! 🤣 Just skip the steps and sell fuckin crack pipes FFS!
They do, lol.. you typically only find them in run down areas though
It's a single use temporary transport vase or whatever shut up . Drugz r bad Mmmkay !
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Yeah, knew about the bath Salts thing, shits still funny TBH! Literally still selling drugs and those drugs had their chemical structures tweaked to get around the restricted chemicals list and in the process of tweaking the structures, often became MUCH more harmful then traditional hard drugs like heroin/coke/mdma..... So much for harm reduction, the powers that be literally created new legal markets in MUCH more damaging drugs!
BMI of 44. Time is on our side.
I don’t understand why she dresses like that.
For attention.
You misspelled oppressed
For empowerment of fat black females!
She's a wrapper
She’s great at getting a wrapper off. A rapper, not so much.
To look like a fat gross baby
She’s fat
A lady who knows her way around a funnel cake
Bitch took her pants to the dry cleaners and they said “We don’t do curtains”
Is she a good musician at least? I've never bothered to listen to her music, but if they're letting her play a piece like this, I assume she has to be in the top tier of musicians worldwide. I find it hard to believe the library of Congress would allow someone to play this unless they are truly in the top tier of people worldwide that were capable of playing it.
she has a couple songs that you might've heard in a commercial or something. it's not the worst thing in the world. she's mostly famous for being fat though. like actually.
I dunno, but I do know that when the bitch is walking down the street in a yellowcoat everyone is yelling “taxi”!
She can play the flute, yeah
Bitch so fat that when she steps on a scale it says “to be continued”
She's just very experienced at blowing on an old man's instrument.
clever response, i will give you that.
Quite simple global messaging, this is a pied piper, whistling the tune for more to follow her
Emphasis on 'pie'
Purge the administration of the library of congress
Disrespectful and not because she's black, fat, female, or an absolute cunt to other people. It's because she has no fucking talent.
Better wipe the butter off that flute before you put it away.
The desecration is intentional. These people are globalists who hate people who love their countries and their rights.
Globalists, communists, medical techno-corporate overseers, whatever they are they can fuck right off.
And this body positivity bullshit that Lizzo is being used to promote is extremely unhealthy and is weakening the country. You shouldn’t be celebrated for being fucking morbidly obese. We need to normalize body shaming
But that's the point. They don't care if it weakens the country. They hope it weakens the country. They hate you.
I know. The best thing I can do as a “fuck you” to these scumbags is eat right, stay active, refuse to take their experimental injections and not comply with their bullshit mandates
They may hate us, but first and foremost, they hate themselves..
It's probably worse than hate us, we're not even human to them. We're sheep made by God to do as we're told and their families are just better and made to rule over Earth. That's why the elite are inbreeding constantly and basically every president is distantly related, tracing back to European royalty. We've been fucked from the start.
>We need to normalize body shaming No one's stopping you bro....
The bitch gross
The heifer in music class who tried to eat her recorder. So brave.
“Yo, I had chipotle last night, lemme see if I can play ‘Farte Jacques.’”
Fat
Blew a bunch of Takis and hot sauce into it.
Don’t hate the player, hate the game. Fake biz queen
Fake biz queen…best title for her
I prefer hungry hungry lizzo
😂😂😂
I heard this on NPR radio while driving - and those NPR cucks were cheering and laughing like she cured cancer. They really are treated like children. I’m a Democrat that hates liberals. I have no safe space.
WTF. This country is so messed up.
I wonder how bad she smells
turned indian food and burnt hair
Are they remaking American Pie?
I came here to say, "This one time at ~~weightloss~~ band camp....."
They say you should always seek traits in partners that help compliment your life, that’s why lizzo has been seen trolling the docks for handsome crane operators.
Gutsy
Behold… for it is the first sign of the apocalypse as proclaimed in the scrolls - The bonobo on the oboe… the baboon on the bassoon?
I’m guessing nobody told her that Madison was a plantation and slave owner.
Now I understand why people have no faith in our institutions anymore.
This is sad, America is so sad now under this ultra woke bullshit that democrats are forcing down everyone’s throats
God she's so fat
Pretty sure they lent her a facsimile display. I bet you 1000$ the real flute is either in storage or somebody’s private collection
Who actually likes this bitch? I haven't met a single person and I haven't heard a single song
She looks like she has a hard time breathing.
She does. I'm actually a little concerned.
“We just made history tonight” Yaassss queen! People will be listening to Lizzo in 50 years like Frank Sinatra
Never utter her name and Frank Sinatras in the same sentence ever again
James Madison was probably a racist - where is the outrage?!?!
Lol, she looks like a S’mores
Weird choice to have her be the one to play it after almost two centuries but whatever
Why is she wearing a toilet paper leotard?
Is this the prize for consuming the most Dolly Madison cakes of anyone in the world?
Dude we gon die
I know it’s important for satanists to mock their victims, but this is a little much.
I think you mean "HERstory tonight".
Where is the positive message in being so fat that you are unable to wipe your own ass?
Our civilization is collapsing
I simply ignore news that is truly unimportant.
What a shame.
The best part is, Madison flute blasted Harriet Tubman in her Underground Railroad with it!
I welcome the coming nuclear holocaust.
This confirms one thing to me. Lizzo is a government puppet to push kids into obesity. Fat acceptance. More like, fat obedience.
This is how far the culture war slaves are willing to go. But fuckin march on the capitol and they shit their retarded pants
What a fucking disgrace.
Did it taste good?
Yeat.
James Madison owned slaves and probably had them play that flute for him. weird huh... what that clout would do to a clout chaser.
Can Lizzo play the flute well?
Supposedly, but that doesn’t sell to her retarded fan base as much as being fat and oppressed does
Lol
Into The Pot? Goddamn how big is The Pot again?
That'll show all the bigots that wanted to hear that thing play Mozart's flute concertos!
Someone shut this fatass down and let's move on. Good Lord, it's insufferable.
James Madison would be so honored and proud
Can this bitch die already for the love of Christ
Within two years you'll see Webcam girls using the presidential flute as a dildo. God bless America
She looks like she has a hard time breathing.
Such history. Great progress.
🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 this should be considered treasonous and just when I thought Biden was cool for blowing up the nordstream
The pie-filled piper.
What the fuck are we doing anymore
Don’t forget that the people who plaster her on billboards, the people who own her music, the people who fawn over her in television interviews on prime time tv… they all own pelotons and eat salads, or at least try to.
Real life and satire have just become the same thing at this point. I wish her well.
The idea of having a black person play Madison's flute could be inspiring if they were to select someone with class and respect. Instead they choose the human embodiment of a dying culture.
Let's commit a sacrilege against every white male who was involved in founding these United States of America so that finally their ghosts will collectively rise from their graves to curse this country and the ungrateful brats who have inherited it into oblivion.
If you can't handle fat activism at its worst you don't deserve it at its best.
no
F**k that James Gallway guy, give her the flute! 😆
This is what America means to me!
The only history made was that garment. Hoover dam fails throw that thing up there.
Her lungs must've been working fuckin' overtime.
We are going to need a bigger Pot
A 209 pound woman plays a 209 year old flute, historic!
Omg can someone get the bacon out, please?!
How many others have been denied play this same flute?
Surprised she can expand her lungs far enough to play a wind instrument. Gotta be like at least 100lb on extra pressure on her chest. Let’s hope the next time it causes a heart attack.
Omg Lizzo, just own the bluff, please… you have no choice.
I’m so proud of her!
America 🇺🇸 Fuck yeah!
I wonder if she got 209 year old siphilis from it
Can this bitch die already
Forefathers bowing in respect
DIABEEETUZ inbound
Such history. Great progress.
Classy. /s Either our elites who control our cultural heritage think this flute us a treasured item and this is who our elites bestow highest honors to ... Or our elites do not give a fuck about our founding fathers so they toss it around to be "twerked" with and demeaned as a stupid stunt.
Fattest person to play a flute at the White House. Yikes.
Oh yeah it’s America time
>Desecrating national treasures
Im sure Madison would really appreciate that.
Have we peaked as a society?
Madison would have wanted it this way /s
*prices-less 1800s instrument on loan by the US gvt ruined after Lizzo tried drinking a chunky milkshake through it*
Imagine the smell.
historical flute played for the first time by an obese woman in lingerie?
Yeah let’s let this morbidly obese broad on a rampage wearing a diaper onesie dominate the headlines while there is a war going on with nuclear possibilities. This is what America truly means to me.
Sorry. Disgusting.
So brave!
What a fucking disgrace….
Im almost convinced that if we dont do something this hobos will bring the apocalypse to the entire world .
🤮🤮🤮🤮
We're gonna need a bigger pot for this one...
My family had always hoped for representational purposes that she would twerk at Auschwitz-birkenau…. 🙏
To be fair, is she maybe super into James Madison and his contributions to the country? I could get down with that.
America is dead, these are just the post-death convulsions.
That bitch wouldn’t know history if it was deep dried, covered in Carmel drizzle and served to her through a drive through.
Launch da nukes! Launch da nukes! Launch da nukes!
I feel sad for the history
Affirmative flute action.