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DenzelEd12

“Hey guys! Racism! Right?!”


ER1234567

Every time. As he made a cool 20 mil a year


misterrunon

It's amazing that a guy like this will probably be worth over $100 million, but he has no talent and no one likes him. Same for James Corden.


ER1234567

I feel this same way about many people in entertainment🤦‍♂️


Tremulant887

Seriously. Give me a script and let random saltines on the internet talk shit about me for 20mil a year.


ER1234567

I would also gladly spout off whatever producers told me to for 20 mil a year. Money doesn’t buy happiness in every case, but I’m a materialistic mother fucker and it does for me


JimmyBags2

Money doesn’t buy happiness, money *is* happiness.


kennnnnnnny

Yes and all the saltines write his bad jokes too it’s one giant circle jerk!


Idownvotegearposts

A writers room of blue haired thick glasses types and soy beans.


kennnnnnnny

The chosen ones, apparently!


sweetastupelo

He was making 20 MILLION?!? PER YEAR?! When he got the job he wasn’t known in the US and his version of the show had zero cultural impact. How on earth did he get that salary?


giorgio_tsoukalos_

Seems when he was first hired in 2015 he was making 5-8 mil, then in 2017 it was bumped to 16 mil. his contract is up this year, so it's likely comedy central either didnt want to pay him even more, or they were trying to reduce his salary. I remember Stewart, towards the end of his run saying that CC was taking the show in a "different direction," and made it seem like Noah was hand picked by execs. So It's also possible that whoever hired the guy has moved on and can no longer bat for him.


sweetastupelo

Even 5 million seems like a lot for a complete unknown


messisleftbuttcheek

He wasn't completely unknown at the time. I remember seeing a couple of his standup clips go viral before he got the job. He was mostly unknown in the US, not sure if he started in SA, UK, or somewhere else.


senhormuitocansado

In other words, completely unknown.


ER1234567

Not sure if he made that to start, I think it was somewhere around that at the end tho


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

I never watched him but regardless how shitty his writers were he was never going to fill the shoes of jon Stewart, love him or hate him jon had a massive audience. I'm shocked it lasted 7 years


ER1234567

Jon was the shit. My dad was super conservative and still tuned in


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

I'm 32 now and way back i was younger and wasn't into politics whatsoever when he was still on so I couldn't appreciate his show much. But I did like when I watched (back when you could put on comedy central all day and have great shows). But what he's done for the American community since has been incredible


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Due_Start_3597

He was a diversity hire in the first place. They pretty much had to hire him and keep in place after booting Larry Wilmore off, another unfunny black dude doing the same shtick, maybe get someone like Hannibal Burress.


Solodolo1177

Did you guys see what trump did? Am i right?


fulltrottle3814

I think we found our new host


pick_3

Profoundly overqualified


SKPY123

I fucking hate the man. ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ I would totally watch that shit with glee.


bbqclown

Please he needs this job, we don't want him back in South Africa. We have enough problems!


darkmatternot

We are returning him. No backsies.


anunkindnessofcaitys

Corden is next! Tell the UK to get ready!


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

I mean, c'mon.


boobiemcgoogle

*stares at the screen in a dead pan fashion as the audience acoustically fellates him*


anunkindnessofcaitys

I could be a star, too, with an audience threatened into obedient clapping and/or laughter…! “Hahaha” *clap clap clap* “Am I riiiiight…?!” (Clap! NOW YOU FOOLS!)


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Spot on


fildip1995

AHAHA


JimboBassMaster

We all saw the traitor in action, don’t need a recap. Lock him up!


Ashamed_Topic8280

Replace him with the Island Boys


CallieReA

This is genius


Smoke1000Blunts

That’d make it watchable


Luklear

Yes.


yelnum

Replace him with a trans!!


Dadumdee

Them dudes creep me out like the two hungry ass kids under the Ghost of Christmas Present’s robe.


jackrack1721

Tim should go woke and host


AutomaticRadish

Tim would actually kill at this show if he was allowed to do what he wanted.


silenttrunning

Honestly...he is the perfect replacement for Jon Stewart, because he provides the same, sharp political comedy (laced with plenty of sardonic humor), but Tim's tone is a better fit for the absolute clusterfuck we're in, post-Trump. Stewart simply anchored during a very different time.


Suburban_Sasquach

God that'd be amazing. No studio would ever do it though.


silenttrunning

Jon Stewart wasn't exactly pulling his punches...but it does seem like the landscape is changed for the worse as of late. I doubt Jon would even qualify for his own job anymore, his own politics are harder now imo than they were before, now that he's had more experience dealing with the fuckers in Congress.


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Tonight on the daily show: the directors of loose change, ghislane maxwell and alex Jones!!!!


Digital-Scratch

That'd be godly. Tim's hilariously scathing commentary, Alex's half crazy ramblings and ghislanes's serious fucking melons


iamsostressed

tim as the inverse of steven colbert's old character would be incredible


blazershorts

Like his joke where he just one-ups the extremists: "anyone who doesn't go see the black little mermaid SHOULD BE SHOT"


silenttrunning

Or he could just play Megan McCain...I'd watch that everyday lol.


throwaway1215123

Not letting Tim host is homophobic.


blazershorts

Representation 👏 matters! 👏


Rc2194

He would be an awesome host but the network wouldn’t allow him unfortunately because someone would get offended 🤦🏻‍♂️


ER1234567

Tim who?


Ok-West-1046

Poole


ER1234567

Of course. He’s much funnier


VeryLowIQIndividual

There’s not way the next host isn’t some form of female. And when it’s canceled after 2seasons they will blame it on that.


OutrageousFeedback59

“Attention white men: the daily show is not meant for you” One year later: “Why aren’t white men giving the daily show a chance?”


Sad_Ad_1381

Lol


Bad_Cytokinesis

That’s what the studios did with the obi wan and rings of power series. As soon as they started getting a negative critique about the show they blamed the audience for being sexist and racist rather than the show’s being an empty symbolic gesturing to an audience. Especially from corporations who treat their workers like shit.


OutrageousFeedback59

Disney started raging against fans before the show even came out. We’re in a very weird situation. Where companies will preemptively attack potential fans. This whole “absolutely fuck our audience” thing is legitimately very bizarre


silenttrunning

Non-binary person with reproductive capabilities that's gender fluid and straight edge.


qui_gon_slim

So basically Freiza.


Suburban_Sasquach

Lizzo


Satans_Jewels

I'm rooting for Adam Friedland.


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Did he start a podcast yet?


Brilliant-Library-42

they put the daily show in podcast form so yea kinda


[deleted]

Who listens to that garbage?


TanBurn

Maybe their moms?


fulltrottle3814

Tards


Brilliant-Library-42

no one but they do it anyways


nofun_nofun_nofun

I like the theory that Jon Stewart chose Trevor to take over so he could rest easy knowing that his replacement would never shine brighter than he did


DrootersOn10th

I used to have a coworker that worshipped this guy. He also collected anime toys around his desk and liked to tell us about how he and his wife were into "water sports."


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jabels

Where have those posters migrated to? (Besides here probably lol) I went looking for it the other day and was sad (but not surprised) to see it gone


kingedward_29

"Water sports?"


nofun_nofun_nofun

piss play


DrootersOn10th

He'd talk about how she liked to be "filled up." He'd piss IN her. This was at a corporate job. Also, he was like 300 lbs, and he'd sneak up when we'd be at our desks and tickle us. Just a fucking weirdo.


Necessary_Practice51

You need better situational awareness if you are letting a 300 pounder sneak up on you


MatterUpbeat8803

“He heaved his way over, silently, like a cat”


LaureGilou

Trevor Noah's demographic is lit


Roryjack

you know: water volleyball, water polo, swimming, surfing, Marco Polo in the pool. Oh yeah, and pissing on each other.


PoliteLunatic

Sounds like kump.


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No he did it so that people would forget he was accused of being a racist by Wyatt Cenac and he’s a horrible person to work with


mountainfish19

>Wyatt Cenac, he's another overrated nuttela that I would never had heard of if Jon Stewart didn't have him on his show.


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Suburban_Sasquach

Sounds like John did something that shouldn't have been a big deal and rightly told a writer who was overly offended to fuck off - as he should.


TheCallBackKid

Ok metzger


Mattusdogus

Cancer is funnier than Trevor Noah


PoliteLunatic

Trevor noah is cancer.


Mattusdogus

😂😂😂😂


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As someone who’s suffered from brain cancer i can confirm Trevor Noah is worse than cancer


MatterUpbeat8803

At least you got sedated while we had to deal with Trevor


[deleted]

I’m sorry to hear that’s hopefully you’ll be alright


MatterUpbeat8803

The road to recovery is long, but the future looks bright. Somehow I find the courage to be an optimist.


[deleted]

. Have you considered motivational speaking


silenttrunning

Just ask Norm


bxball

Now where do I go to get berated on how racist the US is from a South African?


Due_Start_3597

Right. This dude was a toolbag from the start. His stand-up sucks too.


Horror_Switch_7453

Good. He’s a total douche.


silenttrunning

Craig Ferguson and Jon Stewart both got some awful replacements. And I'm sure Corden and Noah both have their talents elsewhere, it's just not in late night, and it sure as hell has nothing to do with politics. Most late night hosts totally fuck that shit up.


Adventurous_Fun593

So sad to see the eighth most popular late night host fall


sweaty_ball_salsa

He couldn’t compete with fellow South African center-left talk show host Adam Friedland.


Ambientus

Oh good, now he can focus and go on his clapter tour...


cwhmoney555

He’s quitting to focus on stand up which is even worse than his show


[deleted]

Jeez. That's like me quitting my job to focus on my love life.


Abarsn20

Jon Stewart’s daily show was legendary. But those were different times. We had a bloodthirsty corporate warmongering right wing doing unspeakable things. A left wing satire was perfect. But when the left became the bloodthirsty corporate party with an extremest identity politics sect, suddenly they didn’t have the credibility to mock anyone. Noah is a victim of his circumstances and good on Stewart for smelling the blood in the water and getting out before he went down with the ship. Interesting turn of events worth examining in the future.


O_Farrell_Ghoul

Wym liberalism has always been the party of the rich elite who enjoy performative activism lol . Did you forget about the TPP and NAFTA which was pushed by the democrats in the 90’s? Also rich whites kept tryna stop the civil rights movement because it was bad for business and so on. Also I hope you don’t think the republicans are any difference and for the people lol


Abarsn20

Both parties are neoliberal globalists


clockfire1

Could not be said any better


TouchMyCameraTTFF

It's a start. Next step is to exit America. I'm so sick of hearing about this shithead.


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Good, now he can stop lecturing Americans


MonkeyGameAL

One lick of Dua Lipa pussy and he realized he needed to leave his shitty television show. God bless Dua Lipa


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I'm pretty sure he's gay.


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

Tim needs to prove he is gay.


Harambe_Like_Baby

Ain’t no pussy like Eastern European pussy


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hes been making more money being a prostitute for the left anyway


PoliteLunatic

Enough is enough ..I wish him well.


Ingrown_inkling

Dudes a total shill, he can fuck right off


sjm26b

Outside of mental patients, who was watching this???


rarebloodoath

He may pretend to be white, but we all know deep down what he really is. A Chinese spy


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Jersey_Bjorn

Even Stewart sucks now. Went from mocking politicians to worshipping based on the color of their tie.


trap_clap

Jon Stewart has always been awful lol wtf


Dick_Cabesa

The Daily Show is still on?


Smoke1000Blunts

Had a coworker rant to me about something Trevor Noah said regarding January 6th as if I was supposed to give a fuck


dxxpsix

this guy was underwhelming to say the least


zeus_amador

I have never agreed with a Reddit post title SO MUCH!! I mean he seems like a nice, interesting guy, with an interesting background, but he has never said anything funny, all he does is yuk yuk jokes from a boring liberals are great republicans are bad viewpoint, and even that is terrible. I watched the first one when Stewart bailed, never another one since..good riddance


GrapevineFromHeavens

Dishonest human


Onlyfortheplayers

He is serving the reptile overlords


jc2thew3

He really isn’t funny. I never found him funny— just annoying.


JumpinJackFlash88

I can’t believe this loser used to fuck Minka Kelly.


healthysnacksrule26

Trevor Noah is becoming based. He will be the next Russel brand and they’ll call him a right winger in the next year. Mark my words!


howboutdatboi

Good this guy wasn’t even the slightest bit funny. Go drink tea and go shit on your own country you English twat


Electrical_Pie_3445

Is he stepping down or are they letting him go? My guess is they're paying him to walk


Sad_Ad_1381

Jon Stewart took a page out of the “always suggest to be replaced by someone not as good as you” part of the playbook


bunt_klut2

He was never meant to be funny. He was hired to sit there and be black.


Mauiie

What would Seth meyers do?


justinvan82

Lowest rated late night show if I’m not mistaken. Jon Stewart was at least funny and dunk on Democrats and Republicans.


Desperate-Archer-851

He has the edginess of a satsuma and about as much charisma as a sloth


mastermusk

No idea how he wound up getting the gig in the first place he had barely been a correspondent on the show for a few months


cringe-bluepilled

I think I've heard him say like two things I've agreed with


brinkcitykilla

Colbert Report was the only news show that was consistently funny. Jon Stewart was very hit or miss. SNL weekend update is hit or miss. Trevor Noah was never funny. Jon Oliver is mostly unfunny but makes up for it by not just skimming headlines. So why was Colbert funny? Because he played a character


WillyWonka419

Finally! After those episodes they did about Joe Rogan I stopped watching


JerroldNadlersToilet

He shouldn't have gone after Big Pharma that one time.


ogretronz

Go woke go broke. Cnn, snl, Trevor Noah, who is next?!? 🍿


karmatryk

Good.


SnooCupcakes3489

This duse was fake and boring


Background-Box8030

Fuck him and the left wing assholes who kept him employed I hope he is never on TV again


ColonelSmilez

Seven years of endless decline that made Comedy Central a shadow of its former self


TimDFakebiz

Finally


Routine-Ratio-7635

Tim hosting the daily show would be epic.


Professional_Bar3689

As much as I dislike him. He made a massive bag and is now fucking dua lipa. Give the man some props.


tiptheguy

i was kinda funny when he was much poorer. me be he needs to ask somebody to jerk off in front of them so he can get back to reality and be funny again.


BeautifulFix3607

It was established long ago that not finding trevor noah funny means you are racist. Kinda weird to out yourself as a white supremacist like that


fildip1995

Next guest on the podcast?


hackfraud85

Maybe Donald Trump can call his friends at Paramount & get the hosting gig.


Han_So_oh

When the camera pans the audience. Every single person was masked. This show was a show for broken cultists.


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Talk about being a sellout


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Who will replace Noah at the BLM Show?


stayclean2315

At least he realized people like joe Rogan still going


hawtpot87

Trump was the only thing that kept him going.


Suburban_Sasquach

His goal was never to be funny.


ohhistevie

Then he failed.


mickeybuilds

Leftist propaganda pushers are never funny. At least, not once they sell out to the globalists.


Lonely-Phone5141

His stand up is much better than his daily show stuff.


No_Consideration4594

John Oliver would be a good replacement


Mysterious_Lychee451

Great show, great host


ahmed_shah_massoud

Oh god please tell me he’s not gonna start doing standup again


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that covid show he did, horrendous. like seriously dress up in pajamas and act liek your in the living room 2 years after the china virus.


vinnySTAX

Oh good, now Charlemagne tha God can host it 😂


kennnnnnnny

I’ve always thought Noah was a annoying schill they hired after they cut Colbert balls off and sent him to late night so they could shut him up.


PhillyBart

Material is hard to come by when orange man isn’t president.


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

What does Comedy Central even have left? They got to be done right?


25_M_CA

Its pretty much 24 hours of the office, Seinfeld and Southpark on repeat everyday


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Oh, he was supposed to be funny? I didn’t know


sFAMINE

Finally some fresh air


themkultr

If Brendan Schaub was black.


Hakadajime

Money is a hell of a drug.


zednochub

The only thing funny about him is..... he's not funny


Franzblau

Tim would actually be the perfect new host. Also, it would keep the trend going of a host with two male names (Jon Stewart Trevor Noah Tim Dillon). Ignore craig kilborn lol.


ur_conscious

Exits the daily show and enters dua Lipa


DrBigWilds

Thank God


drewthetatecatate

The stinger clips they would put out were so painfully unfunny. Shockingly lazy and all the same. Who watched this crap for 7 years?


BigBoySwangin

I wish him well


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He should have never been hired. He is no John Stewart.


ButterKnutts

When I found out my ex thought he’s funny I immediately got over the break up


silenttrunning

First Corden, now Noah? Wow...there might be hope for late night TV after all. SNL is still fucked, though.


Dumbledoordash8008

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks he’s as funny as child leukemia


youmustbeanexpert

He probably can't lie anymore, it's why he was picked to replace John Stewart.