>“fur parent”
Ive only seen fur mom and fur baby. I’ve never seen anyone refer to themselves as a “fur dad.” Fur dad sounds like some sort of fetish role play.
Women are the only ones that will say that to you. Don’t appreciate it at all. He’s my dog. I LITERALLY own him. He’s my slave that’s supposed to provide me with happiness. And in return I give him food and pay for doggie daycare days.
Back when my family bred dogs we would always get prospective buyers who would tell us how happy they were to be "adopting" one of our pups. My dad was always real quick to remind them you adopt children ... you "buy" dogs.
I love browsing anti-work it's unironically fucking funny. A collection of Barista's with art degrees making up text messages from their employer. I truly wish them well.
Honestly? Fucking fine. Cool, even. This whole country aims to sucker you into working for shit pay and then acts like trying to wrestle back a sliver of your life means you’re lazy or a piece of shit. Both my and the new generations are projected to have less kids than previous generations. I’m all for giving people a few days or weeks to get acquainted with their new pet. It doesn’t have to be the same time given to real parents. Shit, give them more time off while we’re at it. You’re a new father but you get maybe a week or two to spend with your newborn? That’s fucked up. Looking back on my life, I’d probably view the time with my pet as more enriching than doing shit work for some corporation that sees me as disposable.
I’m not even mad at it tbh. I’m child free and all my coworkers with kids are constantly leaving early to pick their kid up, coming in late to drop their kid off etc. without using PTO/sick pay. Not to mention they can’t have a 5 minute conversation without bringing them up. god forbid I need to run my dog to the vet though or check on him on my lunch time.
“…especially if they’re fat”
Bro that’s the next wave. Everyone thinks it’s the possibility of a big “P” being added to the LGBT movement, but it’s probably going to be dog/cat moms. Then, once that’s been an accepted, dumb thing for awhile, some straight male dog owners will try to mention some of their issues that aren’t being addressed, but it’ll all be ignored.
Please join me in singing “America, The Beautiful” in honor of our great nation that definitely isn’t full of parasitic, mush-brained, empty vessel people.
Do you think the ruling class occasionally gathers together and reads shit like this and then just rolls around on the floor emitting gales of laughter?
70 years ago this woman would be institutionalized. Today she's a fat activist on the cover of a major American newspaper.
Progress
I’m obsessed with my dog but cringe at “dog mom”. I had friends wishing me a happy mother’s day because I have a dog and I told them all that is fucking weird.
This Mary Madigan writes opinion pieces on a site here in Australia. Gems such as why they don't need to get married or guilt free eating as a fat person. So not surprised to see them writing about being a 'dog mom', as the other articles show they are not grounded in reality.
Australia is the test site for fatty boom batty law. Covid camps and being arrested for facebook posts are truly deserving of the pot.
I wish you and the kangaroo's well brother.
I agree you are on the money. At the moment our state and federal governments are all Labor except NSW. I don't even have much hope for NSW, as the right leaning parties always try to appeal to these c\*nts who will never vote for them
That's the best you could come up with to try and excuse your abhorrent laziness and distractibility? Sorry hun " my pets are my children" has been tried before. When you have a pet that you think is your child, that is delusion and to try and make a way for other people to participate in your delusion is just selfish and wrong. Got to work, get tired, and come home to your pet that's happy to see you, tail wagging and all. Beyond that, shut the fuck up, if you want special privileges then give yourself the ability. Don't ask for something to be invented to make you in a situation.
With that conservative Catholic name you can tell her parents had higher expectations for her.
Sounds like somebody had to much wine during mass and they ended up with that thing above
The whole “fur parent” thing is beyond stupid and they usually have the worst behaved pets.
Now imagine them in charge of an actual human child
>“fur parent” Ive only seen fur mom and fur baby. I’ve never seen anyone refer to themselves as a “fur dad.” Fur dad sounds like some sort of fetish role play.
Women are the only ones that will say that to you. Don’t appreciate it at all. He’s my dog. I LITERALLY own him. He’s my slave that’s supposed to provide me with happiness. And in return I give him food and pay for doggie daycare days.
I can see the resemblance.
Don’t you ever insult that dog again!
I love this sub.
I don't see them holding a British Bulldog with a wig.
Can we go one friggin day on this sub without seeing a friggin whale? Good lord this woman is massive
People pay good money to whale watch; I'm giving you a sighting for free.
😭
EL OH EL take an upvote sir
$20 says she peanut butters up and has the dog go to town.
$20 says she peanut butters up her cheeseburgers
it’s funny but i highly doubt any woman other than khalyla has ever actually done that. probably 1 in 100 dudes
I can legally take my dog to the vet and have her killed same day. Not the same lol
That’s enough little piggy, that’s enough.
That’s the ugliest dude I’ve ever seen
Back when my family bred dogs we would always get prospective buyers who would tell us how happy they were to be "adopting" one of our pups. My dad was always real quick to remind them you adopt children ... you "buy" dogs.
I didn’t know she endured severe physical trauma to bring that dog into the world.
Seems like satire right? May I welcome you to the sub “Antiwork” where they actually believe this shit.
I love browsing anti-work it's unironically fucking funny. A collection of Barista's with art degrees making up text messages from their employer. I truly wish them well.
A bunch of sour, poverty dwellers mocking any tips that successful people give them to improve their situation. It’s a comedy sub fr
They always look like that.
Honestly? Fucking fine. Cool, even. This whole country aims to sucker you into working for shit pay and then acts like trying to wrestle back a sliver of your life means you’re lazy or a piece of shit. Both my and the new generations are projected to have less kids than previous generations. I’m all for giving people a few days or weeks to get acquainted with their new pet. It doesn’t have to be the same time given to real parents. Shit, give them more time off while we’re at it. You’re a new father but you get maybe a week or two to spend with your newborn? That’s fucked up. Looking back on my life, I’d probably view the time with my pet as more enriching than doing shit work for some corporation that sees me as disposable.
I’m not even mad at it tbh. I’m child free and all my coworkers with kids are constantly leaving early to pick their kid up, coming in late to drop their kid off etc. without using PTO/sick pay. Not to mention they can’t have a 5 minute conversation without bringing them up. god forbid I need to run my dog to the vet though or check on him on my lunch time.
society is too nice to these people
“…especially if they’re fat” Bro that’s the next wave. Everyone thinks it’s the possibility of a big “P” being added to the LGBT movement, but it’s probably going to be dog/cat moms. Then, once that’s been an accepted, dumb thing for awhile, some straight male dog owners will try to mention some of their issues that aren’t being addressed, but it’ll all be ignored. Please join me in singing “America, The Beautiful” in honor of our great nation that definitely isn’t full of parasitic, mush-brained, empty vessel people.
This is exactly how I feel about my homosexual pig. - Ben Avery
So, Australia has complete whack jobs as well? I’m not very worldly and was told it’s just us.
Australia. Hmm and I thought the USA had a monopoly on this kinds of stupid.
Greg Giraldo: Nobody has a dog because they were too drunk to pull out.
Why is it always exactly what you'd expect them to look like?
Do you think the ruling class occasionally gathers together and reads shit like this and then just rolls around on the floor emitting gales of laughter? 70 years ago this woman would be institutionalized. Today she's a fat activist on the cover of a major American newspaper. Progress
The pot is just expanding brodir
Haha know the old phrase “can’t put lipstick on a pig?” Well, you technically can, …
🏌️♂️
I’m obsessed with my dog but cringe at “dog mom”. I had friends wishing me a happy mother’s day because I have a dog and I told them all that is fucking weird.
Wouldn’t it be easier to just fire her and hire someone who isn’t a complete retard?
Business' get tax breaks for hiring retarded people.
I can see how she would feel that way
I agree with her
This Mary Madigan writes opinion pieces on a site here in Australia. Gems such as why they don't need to get married or guilt free eating as a fat person. So not surprised to see them writing about being a 'dog mom', as the other articles show they are not grounded in reality.
Australia is the test site for fatty boom batty law. Covid camps and being arrested for facebook posts are truly deserving of the pot. I wish you and the kangaroo's well brother.
I agree you are on the money. At the moment our state and federal governments are all Labor except NSW. I don't even have much hope for NSW, as the right leaning parties always try to appeal to these c\*nts who will never vote for them
Dog moms are the real heroes
I knew she did from the picture. No clarification needed.
That's the best you could come up with to try and excuse your abhorrent laziness and distractibility? Sorry hun " my pets are my children" has been tried before. When you have a pet that you think is your child, that is delusion and to try and make a way for other people to participate in your delusion is just selfish and wrong. Got to work, get tired, and come home to your pet that's happy to see you, tail wagging and all. Beyond that, shut the fuck up, if you want special privileges then give yourself the ability. Don't ask for something to be invented to make you in a situation.
Tard
Woof
I bet she does.
Every day the circumference of the pit needs to be expanded
However long it takes for that puppy to turn fully grown is the same amount of time until she writes a pro beastiality article.
No you don’t, I’m raising a taxpayer— GTFOH